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Approximately the spam on the UU chest on 2010-10-04
You read the battered chest: Text written in softly glowing letters: Remember to leave stuff for other newbies! Please give generously And Please Do Not Forget To Keep An Octogram in The Gym at All Times Onex woz ere Veneri Veni Vamoosi -Paradigm Zaz ys a wonker Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. )(*** )(** )( )()( )( * )(*** )(** )( )( * )( * )( )( )( )( * )( )( ** )( )( * )(** )(**)( )( )(* )(** )( ** )( )( * )( * )( )( )( )( * )( )( **)( )(*** )( * )( )( )()( )( * )(*** )( **)( Was Here :) Read me This is how you do it. remember to be nice to all wizards and witches.... i rule :)) Psynos is a handsome devil -me:) I woz ear TheSloth wuz HERE! So was I! The librarian rules OoK BLINK IS BACK IN THE MUD !!! Feyrunes rule!!! (especially MagicMan Feyrune) Imitators ! Wirble yohoho and a bottle of rum - Stargazer Why worship a god when you can be a wizard and become one? -Albrecht IneTheyAche Hel'n'Kauz was here! and wishes all wizards good luck on there adventures Rehtiks says - WIZARDS RAWK! The Ministry will rule all............ Chaozu of the Ministry ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Return books and papers to chest, once read. I am here to kill you! This is a test of Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling Zygote was here scribble, scribble, scribble Wizards should rule.. help me make this so!! - Zagor Nightrise, The Eternal Fourth. §~*Where People Stand Isn't Always As Important As Which Way They Face*~§ Arturen (you may want to save this autograph, may be worth something someday) :) Sparrowhawk was here!! "Lonely people keep on passing time away. Lonely people keep on passing, passing away." When somebody knows you well, well there's no comfort like that. And when somebody needs you, well there's no drug like that. SLOTH = GOD!!!!!!!!! ANY ONE WHO SAY'S OTHER WISE WLL BE CONDEMED TO ETERNAL SLOWNESS Woohoo! I got SSS to work! :) -Katrina Magrathea needs cash, gear, etc, if you can please send spare stuff thanks :o) SLOTH = SOD!!! - Rolfnod (one who is so lagged it won't matter) Makor was here. testing testing 1212 Didingreen :) Didingreen the red eyed frog! :) Flip: A cabbage boy. AAAAAAAA Flip iass the worse wizard ever known. With two toy spells. I am Flip hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Ye Gods... Weird people round here... Hey all! Flip is insane, he's selling spells for money!!!! how money obssessed.... Err.. Is this a new bulletin board ? Bloody hell... say or about AZHEL: WOZ HERE SAY AZHEL ROCKS Xenkar was finally successful with Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling! me monkeyin with chest.. OUCH! I mean orangatangin May your lives be free from thrush :( Aiya was 'ere d=-D EAT ME - Sincerely, the Battered Chest I'm sick of not living to stay alive Be Unique! Believe in Matrixism :) flip ys a wonker. Arbuthnut has no respect for other fellow wizards, he slaps everyone friendly, he sees. Sotek was here No he wasn't! Sotek will never be back Shaddup, you're scribbling to yourself again. All that is gold does not glitter... WooHoo! flip says hi... My name is Ozymandias, king of kings Not all those who wander are lost...Timo waz ere! If you're reading this YOUR TO CLOSE! GREEN this isnt' going to work :) nor shall this :) Holy jumpins I cast this spell! Not all those who wander are lost... hmm... I love Lataub! Brushfire=- flip the weak ElPyroDiablo Was here It works...again :) The old that is strong does not wither... Deep roots are not reached by the frost... Timo is truly a green frog! yes! the spell works! THE FACULTY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!! how do you use colors when you scribble? hmm, hard to describe without doing it... NEXT TIME YOU SCRIBBLE IN COLOUR REMEMBER TO PUT RESET AT THE END %%RED%% test %%RESET%% test :) Dragula and Sonic and especially Magus Rule! Mwhaha! It worked! There's easier ways than that to get 30,000 XP. 'eat my arse This is a colour-test. Don't drink from the river Ankh I REALPURPLELY like colours. ha ha ha, just adding my 2 royals worth :) A$200 %red% does this work? %RED% does this work? %%%RED%%% does this work? Ok, that didn't work :( HAHAHA Milennium hand and shrimp! I waz 'ere Word of advice NEVER Spear indoors. - Blind but wiser. My finger glows like ET! Whoohoo!!! Hey all i have to say is...HEY I'M ALIVE ) I did a spell! Yeah! Okay, so what if it doesn't have colour? ^^%%BLUEColours?^^%%RESET Colours? I can do colours! ^%%BLUE% dupa^%%RESET BLUE^%dupaRESET^% dupa Jar Jar Must Die! www.diediediejarjar.com - Foul Ole Ron wuz 'ere! All shall obey thies mighty chest, ALL, ALL is say hehe heheh eheheheheheheh A Nu can kick a womble's ass any day! Spekkio wouldn't have any trouble taking care of Pinkfish! And the once great Arcane? No match for the Magus! WOWOW. Olorin was not here. Thewizard needs you help ask him to tell you more Flip=Brushfire=Templar=Contra $$%%BLUE$$%% Blue! % ^RESET% Didingreen loves colours! :) I wonder if this ever gets wiped. otherwise it'll get *dangerously* long and coud trap people for years ... - Rolfnod, Unplastered and not happy about it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT WORKS!! Kiss Me, I'm A Cute English Guy! ---Axal Blood!Best thing since sliced bread! say it's not that hard when you practice : ) is it just me or does it smell odd in here? by the way, Give To Axel!! See. The Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling in action GREEN does green work? RESET Everyone wish Captain Fagget a good evening! ---Out Of Cheese Error--- ---Please Reboot Universe--- Momar will die for this!!! Momar will die for this!!! Momar will die for this!!! Woohoo! It finally works! - Reximus Mundi Da'Vampyre This needs whitewashing, or something... Soon to be a major motion picture adaptation... lala Deosphic is back forquet was here 7/9/99 blah blah blah... HELLO, TYPIN D'PARESSE RULES %%RED%%test%%RESET%% Mordred, High Lord of Doom All will inevitably kneel to my reign! Oh and by the way, I hate octo-cellulose Give To Axal! He May Not Be Poor Right Now But He Will One Day! Red can cast scribbly hoora! I did it *bounce* I did it This should be in red . Give Shoat money! He is poor. Flip=Templar=Brushfire=Contra=More this is a chest i have written on this chest HARL CAN'T SCRIBBLE :) hahahahahaha Kill me... A small Alien jumps out of the small chest and runs away. HELLO ZAQ Zaz ys a wonker. spellcheck fully Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling yes yes 2 Aha! I am a mighty mage, who can scribble scrabble! Scribble me this, scribble me that %red% ? %reset% Scribble scrabble... ~ Spork, the only utensil! See? This is how you do it :) "For wizzardry, and for fun!" --Zake The Zooming 'zard Slinger waz ere! Niana r00lz Moses you SUCK! -slinger 'One drop of cyanide on a dog's tongue can kill a grown man." --someone whose brains were scrambled on an alien frying pan yeah color! everybody donate money to me! try "tell zaxe i want to give you money, i am place" wait five minutes and do "give all coins to zaxe" i will be waiting for your donations :) Cool, I can scribble now! Memphis ZaQ check out my new spell in the tome. -Bre d'Flibble Hmph Who named the UU's bell Old Tom?! Maybe it was Tom? -- Zake. Who's Tom?? A big important wizard? hello whats happenin? I don't know... do you??? "What does this do?" --Zake, before a large accident. Guild Level 28 -farseer just testing Niana Firestar was here. Eek! Stop writing on me! I'm glowing like a whole swarm of glow-worms! _____________________________ /\ \ / \ Hear YE, Hear YE! | \__ |By order of the Chanceller < | | > All Wizards are to stop | | writting on this chest or \ | suffer the curse of the 100| \ Cabbages. And go to bed \ __| Without Supper too. | /\_/___________________________/ | -Ristic d'Wibble | \____________________________\ BAH! I defy the chancelle.... *plink* .... ribbit... ribbit... Cronus woz 'ere Magis woz 'ere Wizards are great ME Why Can't I write on the tome anymore? Still.... I got a tm for this so no complaints YESSS! I did it! Curse of the 100 cabbages, bah. Its the bed without supper thats bad. No supper! oh well, i'll just have to create some... Stop writing on this chest :) HOORAY! [5mI CAN WRITE! I CAN WRITE! [0m woohoo! la la la la la la la la la la la la!!! LLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! XYZZY A hollow voice says, "Fool." oookkk!! TM! woo hoo ^-^ yay, woo ho, i can rite, Arrgh the cabbages the cabbages . ... ..... SEND GUYBRUSH CARROTS IN THE POST BOLD REDSEND GUYBRUSH YOUR ARSE The following is a Teller of Ping message. BING BING BING BING Thankyou Blergh. hmm say argh, how the hell do I guit this :/ quit :P Sixteen divided by 2 is now t. cuz t's in the middle. Bent was probably here. Or maybe not. Bent has an aura of bravado floating about him. TAO LOVES WINNIE 180mph is fast!!!! Ach, ya skiven's! Yez a faceful o' heid! colour? -H I'm tired of doing other people's RESETs! MAFLASHOFFD Yeah, that worked pal... (newbie) Dribblesock: Help me! I'm LAME! Mind if I swear? *breathes in* F ---- aaaaaaaaaart. beware of Wolfbane the slayer of the living dead Anyone know if you can ever use more than 88 characters at a time with Scribble? Answers on a chest, please. TM! I love Lataub! Moses Kicks Ass! Christmas is so stupid :P I love Lataub Tooo! zaq is a Puff I...hate...SOURCROUT!RESET I was here and you were gone, I just left my name to turn you on. - Youngen It worked!!! did this work? Sell GurGle a flat cap! Gurgle was here, too! Yay, my first ever spell! It worked first try! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Colour Test Hello! finally! it works now! Sorry this is just spam //\ V \ \ \_ \,'.`-. The Librarian must have a Banana |\ `. `. ( \ `. `-. _,.-:\ \ \ `. `-._ __..--' ,-';/ \ `. `-. `-..___..---' _.--' ,'/ `. `. `-._ __..--' ,' / `. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,' `-_ `-.___ __,--' ,' `-.__ `----""" __.-' `--..____..--' Oh yay, Oh yay Portals to KLK for sale! contact QwAz.! Join me in my quest to bring Sourcery back to Ankh-Morpork. 'refer Pork' for details! Waaahhooooo I did it:) Teshal has left his mark! Just Trying To Make This A Little Bit Longer :o Someone wipe this thing! OR DIE! I wondered lonely as a fish, upp on high I see I spy, mabye now I go to die, naw, lets jus' eat a pie. - Rolfnod Nightrise. How much text will fill this thing? Why don't we spam this and find out? LAG sucks! Magius was here wow, i did it...i think... Thalic is now able to scribble ;) i'm a hamster container Fandango was here on his quest for many powerful spells. it worked - *swoon* If only there was a way to bring this chest to the wizard's tent yay i managed it ahem sorry (insane waz ere) Send your money to MuRLyN today! William, I dunno why you'd be reading this, but if you are...you suck! =P ~Brian Wow it finally worked! -Shade Lingarn was here. Lingarn died four times in water. He is afraid of water now. HAHAHA Gotcha MuRLyN Hello Hey hey all! I babywiz was here feb 26 2000! :P good luck on your tranings It's A pain in the butt reading this thing!!!! Has anyone else noticed that seven times nine isn't forty two? It's fifty-four... If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, And olive oil is made from olives, Then what is baby oil made from??? Ha! take that, chest! Do you give up? huh? DO you?! Please Stop Scribbling Onto This Holy Chest Of Antiok! Oh, I Forgot: EXPENSIVE Wherever I may roam! TheMystic was here. Hello Bing Boop Bingle Here's to the Wizzies of 2000! Fireweaver was FINALLY here, 27/3/2000! Alright, that's enough. This is valuable UU property you're vandalising here. If one more person writes on this chest it'll be curtains! oh bugger <fx = Silverdown being turned into a pair of curtains> *swish* </fx> HEHEHEHE i finnaly left my mark Uwahaha! You know... I could use new curtains... Telos Yahaha! Weheeeyyaa! Ogaboogaboo! live long and prosper spock I just made Fourth Level! *boogies down* -Glarf Izous was here NESS WAS HERE! HA HA HA!!! I woz ere, ere I woz, woz I ere, corse I woz Balf Hey Alright! 'Refer taxi' for all your magical transport needs. Wow dang... It is like a history book... GreyBeard waz ere 2000 apr just though i better add something to the chest - Paddy the disfunctional mage The Damned and Accursed are Consigned to the Flames of Hell This has been your Friendly Message for today. Thank you! Kaa Magick Fyre has came, and shall over come! ooga! booga! %MAGENTA%(newbie)%RESET% Pinkfish: Where do I get my talker from? %%BLUE%%MY, MY. WE HAVE BEEN CARELESS HAVN'T WE?%%RESET%% You manage to grasp you r crotch more firmly. die scum Hmm. Creators are tossers Hallo!!! Hows it going? A lot of spam on this thing isn't there...anyway...cya!! Erm, that's on an M$ commercial... Hmmm What if I just waste space? Though I admit this is kinda fun get spellcheck fixed:)) At last! Yes! I can do Scribbling! Yes! All Right!!!! -Kle hi ya'all fellow wizzie ok bye from ele Woohoo!!! I can scribble!!!!! Akito was here!!! BEN ROUSE IS A TOSSA AND I HATE HIM LOL heheheh READ THIS DAVID Only in AM can ya get ya own boxers nicked right off ya bum 5 times in one day. - Old Man Forgoil Red'ish Wohooo about time too locate blue pebbles Hello any one reading this :) Evox was here ;-) Yup, it worked. Well it has taken me my time to get to the level I could do this Oh it worked again and again wierd whooo eee. MWOEHAHA...HAHAHAHA !!!! eh, freaked out, want I really wanted to say was it works! yay. i did it! WAYHEY!!! does colour work? i'm going to enjoy this! Darloth was here...AGAIBROWNN!!! Hmmm look at this i finally got this damm spell to work! :ﬁ Its a rite of passage Yes i finally did it!!! ~PIK~ first scribble Oops Sorry I did this :P 26-jul-2000 StratoS whas still a student graffitti by magic. ] 31 Jul 2000, a date that shall live in infamy HONK All power corrupts, absolute power... is even more fun! -BOFH Sorry couldn't help myself. Rex the werewolf pup waz here! I am a chest. heheheheh s Defiant www.zarquon.co.uk Woohoo! I can scribble!!! A bit! Just a bit! boo test Catrine is a queuer! what do you think? *wink* And 88 characters is a bit short, it's just a line and a bit... A sudden flash of insight allows you to understand convoking a little better. I wonder what the label is from... it seems to stay on the bottom. Hey :) I like this spell :) 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 s hey hey hi H RED is good achilles was not here Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! all hale to the power of the BUG GrandMaster Bug was here %%red%% why DID the chicken cross the road anyway? SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! when's supper? ? Ow! My Finger! Ohhh, I did the spell :) %%RED%% red? %%RESET%% %RED% red? %RESET% Yay! I'm getting better at this spell now... Everyone should cast Independent Recurring Vocaliser on this chest. Hello...errr*whisper* *whisper* *whisper* damn HELLO ANKH-MORPORK! Wahey....finally I can cast this darn spell EVERYONE LOVES A SOULDRUG ? the last person forgot to reset so i'm doing it for them. %%RED%%GNARG FEAR ME%%RESET%% blyth the wizzie score score n Wibble! 88 characters? Should be WAAAYYY more 88 characters? Shoutd be WAAAYYY more s 88 characters? I want some tms from this... please? evoking tm hah! worked again kiss a wizard, all the day you'll have good luck! JaiMa... let's think about the meaning... Bre d'Flibble Was Here! kiss my grits ha! eat me goodness this get boring shf;ahf;hf falafel odhfdhf JaiMa falafel JaiMa drool, gibber convoking tm! JaiMa **s stop yelling!! LAG!!! I wanna scribble too! I wanna scribble too!!! Uh, nothing Victory to the Mother! Victory to the Mother! ==> O <== RED please? RESET Well, still alive...at least 5/7... Wondering... csss chest It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. There is a sucking noise and a small, blue object falls onto Dwmmigh How do you put colors in your scribblings? %red%TinTIn is learning to use colors.%reset% How do I use colors? weee ldjlfd sdf;fd ig ig ig ig ig %%RED%% this had better be red %%RESET%% buggrit Phat is phat! Phat wuz here! Peace out, Disc! Woo hoo, on a long shot, I better go buy a lottery ticket... Kick me!!! and why not? testing,1,2,3 h e l l o Jarman man i love doin this :) heheheh :) blur... Hello. Does this work? ~~Foxphire Wheee! I can do this now too... Sabadoohoo! Hello Who? asdas What? Here? No! YES! WHAT? sad use a wizard use 2 wizards hohoho A witch was here killroy was here hoho Yo! Yip! Yipy! scrible chest On the small label is written: Witches do it on broomsticks.