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Approximately the spam on the UU chest on 2010-10-04

You read the battered chest:
Text written in softly glowing letters:
Remember to leave stuff for other newbies!
Please give generously
And Please Do Not Forget To Keep An Octogram in The Gym at All Times
Onex woz ere
Veneri Veni Vamoosi
-Paradigm
Zaz ys a wonker
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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                                Was Here :)
Read me
This is how you do it.
remember to be nice to all wizards and witches....
i rule :))
Psynos is a handsome devil
            -me:)
I woz ear
TheSloth wuz HERE!
So was I!
The librarian rules OoK
BLINK IS BACK IN THE MUD !!!
Feyrunes rule!!! (especially MagicMan Feyrune)
Imitators !

    Wirble
yohoho and a bottle of rum - Stargazer
Why worship a god when you can be a wizard and become one?
    -Albrecht
IneTheyAche Hel'n'Kauz was here!
and wishes all wizards good luck on there adventures
Rehtiks says - WIZARDS RAWK!
The Ministry will rule all............ Chaozu of the Ministry

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Return books and papers to chest, once read.
I am here to kill you!
This is a test of  Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling
Zygote was here
scribble, scribble, scribble
Wizards should rule.. help me make this so!! - Zagor Nightrise, The Eternal Fourth.
§~*Where People Stand Isn't Always As Important As Which Way They Face*~§
Arturen
(you may want to save this autograph, may be worth something someday)  :)
Sparrowhawk was here!!
"Lonely people keep on passing time away. Lonely people keep on passing, passing away."
When somebody knows you well, well there's no comfort like that.
And when somebody needs you, well there's no drug like that.
SLOTH = GOD!!!!!!!!!
ANY ONE WHO SAY'S OTHER WISE WLL BE CONDEMED TO ETERNAL SLOWNESS
Woohoo! I got SSS to work! :) -Katrina
Magrathea needs cash, gear, etc, if you can please send spare stuff thanks :o)
SLOTH = SOD!!! - Rolfnod (one who is so lagged it won't matter)
Makor was here.
testing testing 1212 
Didingreen :) 
Didingreen the red eyed frog! 
:) 
Flip: A cabbage boy.
AAAAAAAA
Flip iass the worse wizard ever known. With two toy spells.
I am Flip hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ye Gods...
Weird people round here...
Hey all! 
Flip is insane, he's selling spells for money!!!! how money obssessed....
Err.. Is this a new bulletin board ?
Bloody hell...
say or about
AZHEL: WOZ HERE
SAY AZHEL ROCKS
Xenkar was finally successful with Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling!
me monkeyin with chest..
OUCH! I mean orangatangin
May your lives be free from thrush :(
Aiya was 'ere
d=-D
 EAT ME - Sincerely, the Battered Chest
I'm sick of not living to stay alive
Be Unique! Believe in Matrixism :)
flip ys a wonker.
Arbuthnut has no respect for other fellow wizards, he slaps everyone friendly, he sees.
Sotek was here
No he wasn't!
Sotek will never be back
Shaddup, you're scribbling to yourself again.
All that is gold does not glitter...
WooHoo!
flip says hi...
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
Not all those who wander are lost...Timo waz ere!
If you're reading this YOUR TO CLOSE!
GREEN this isnt' going to work :)
nor shall this :)
Holy jumpins I cast this spell!
Not all those who wander are lost...
hmm...
I love Lataub!
Brushfire=- flip the weak
ElPyroDiablo Was here
It works...again :)
The old that is strong does not wither...
Deep roots are not reached by the frost...
Timo is truly a green frog!
yes! the spell works!
THE FACULTY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you use colors when you scribble?
hmm, hard to describe without doing it...
NEXT TIME YOU SCRIBBLE IN COLOUR REMEMBER TO PUT RESET AT THE END
%%RED%% test %%RESET%%
test 
:)
Dragula and Sonic and especially Magus Rule!
Mwhaha! It worked!
There's easier ways than that to get 30,000 XP.
'eat my arse
This is a colour-test.
Don't drink from the river Ankh
I REALPURPLELY like colours.
ha ha ha, just adding my 2 royals worth :)
A$200
%red% does this work?
%RED% does this work?
%%%RED%%% does this work?
Ok, that didn't work :(
HAHAHA
Milennium hand and shrimp!
I waz 'ere
Word of advice NEVER Spear indoors. - Blind but wiser.
My finger glows like ET!  Whoohoo!!!
Hey all i have to say is...HEY I'M ALIVE
)
I did a spell! Yeah! Okay, so what if it doesn't have colour?
^^%%BLUEColours?^^%%RESET
Colours?
I can do colours! 
^%%BLUE% dupa^%%RESET
BLUE^%dupaRESET^%
dupa
Jar Jar Must Die!
www.diediediejarjar.com
     - Foul Ole Ron wuz 'ere!
All shall obey thies mighty chest, ALL, ALL is say hehe heheh eheheheheheheh
A Nu can kick a womble's ass any day!
Spekkio wouldn't have any trouble taking care of Pinkfish!
And the once great Arcane? No match for the Magus!
WOWOW.
Olorin was not here.
Thewizard needs you help ask him to tell you more
Flip=Brushfire=Templar=Contra
$$%%BLUE$$%% Blue! % ^RESET%
Didingreen loves colours! 
:) 
I wonder if this ever gets wiped.
otherwise it'll get *dangerously* long and coud trap people for years ...
  -  Rolfnod, Unplastered and not happy about it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IT WORKS!! 
Kiss Me, I'm A Cute English Guy!
	---Axal
Blood!Best thing since sliced bread!
say it's not that hard when you practice : )
is it just me or does it smell odd in here? by the way, Give To Axel!!
See. The Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling in action
GREEN does green work? RESET
Everyone wish Captain Fagget a good evening!
---Out Of Cheese Error---
---Please Reboot Universe---
Momar will die for this!!!
Momar will die for this!!!
Momar will die for this!!!
Woohoo! It finally works! - Reximus Mundi Da'Vampyre
This needs whitewashing, or something...
Soon to be a major motion picture adaptation...
lala
Deosphic is back
forquet was here
7/9/99
blah blah blah...
HELLO, TYPIN D'PARESSE RULES
%%RED%%test%%RESET%%
Mordred, High Lord of Doom
All will inevitably kneel to my reign!
Oh and by the way, I hate octo-cellulose
Give To Axal! He May Not Be Poor Right Now But He Will One Day!
Red can cast scribbly hoora!
I did it *bounce* I did it
 This should be in red  .
Give Shoat money!  He is poor.
Flip=Templar=Brushfire=Contra=More
this is a chest
i have written on this chest 
HARL CAN'T SCRIBBLE :) hahahahahaha
Kill me...
A small Alien jumps out of the small chest and runs away.
HELLO
ZAQ
Zaz ys a wonker.
spellcheck fully Scolorid's Scintillating Scribbling 
yes
yes 2
Aha!  I am a mighty mage, who can scribble scrabble!
Scribble me this, scribble me that %red% ? %reset%
Scribble scrabble...
~
Spork, the only utensil!
See? This is how you do it :)
"For wizzardry, and for fun!"
                      --Zake The Zooming 'zard

Slinger waz ere!
Niana r00lz
Moses you SUCK!
                 -slinger
'One drop of cyanide on a dog's tongue can kill a grown man."
--someone whose brains were scrambled on an alien frying pan
yeah color!
everybody donate money to me! try "tell zaxe i want to give you money, i am place"
wait five minutes and do "give all coins to zaxe"
i will be waiting for your donations :)
Cool, I can scribble now!

Memphis
ZaQ
check out my new spell in the tome.
                              -Bre d'Flibble
Hmph
Who named the UU's bell Old Tom?!
Maybe it was Tom? -- Zake.
Who's Tom?? A big important wizard?
hello whats happenin?
I don't know... do you???
"What does this do?"
        --Zake, before a large accident.
Guild Level 28
-farseer
just testing
Niana Firestar was here.
Eek! Stop writing on me! I'm glowing like a whole swarm of glow-worms!

   _____________________________
  /\                            \
 /  \  Hear YE, Hear YE!         |
 \__ |By order of the Chanceller < 
     |                           |
      >  All Wizards are to stop |
     | writting on this chest or \ 
     | suffer the curse of the 100|
      \ Cabbages.  And go to bed   \
     __|  Without Supper too.      |
    /\_/___________________________/
    |           -Ristic d'Wibble |
     \____________________________\


BAH! I defy the chancelle.... *plink* .... ribbit... ribbit...
Cronus woz 'ere
Magis woz 'ere
Wizards are great
ME
Why Can't I write on the tome anymore? Still.... I got a tm for this so no complaints
YESSS! I did it!
Curse of the 100 cabbages, bah.  Its the bed without supper thats bad.
No supper! oh well, i'll just have to create some...
Stop writing on this chest :)
HOORAY!
 [5mI CAN WRITE!  I CAN WRITE! [0m
woohoo!
la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!   LLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
XYZZY

A hollow voice says, "Fool."
oookkk!!
TM!
woo
hoo
^-^
yay, woo ho, i can rite, 
Arrgh the cabbages the cabbages
.
...
.....
SEND GUYBRUSH CARROTS IN THE POST
BOLD REDSEND GUYBRUSH YOUR ARSE
The following is a Teller of Ping message.
BING BING BING BING
Thankyou
Blergh.




hmm








say argh, how the hell do I guit this :/
quit
:P
Sixteen divided by 2 is now t.
cuz t's in the middle.
Bent was probably here. Or maybe not. 
Bent has an aura of bravado floating about him.
TAO LOVES WINNIE
180mph is fast!!!!
Ach, ya skiven's! Yez a faceful o' heid!
colour? -H
I'm tired of doing other people's RESETs!
MAFLASHOFFD
Yeah, that worked pal...
(newbie) Dribblesock: Help me! I'm LAME!
Mind if I swear? *breathes in* F ---- aaaaaaaaaart.
beware of Wolfbane the slayer of the living dead
Anyone know if you can ever use more than 88 characters at a time with Scribble?
Answers on a chest, please.
TM!
I love Lataub!
Moses Kicks Ass!
Christmas is so stupid :P
I love Lataub Tooo!
zaq is a Puff
I...hate...SOURCROUT!RESET

I was here and you were gone,
I just left my name to turn you on.
- Youngen
It worked!!!
did this work?
Sell GurGle a flat cap!
Gurgle was here, too!
Yay, my first ever spell! It worked first try!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Colour Test
Hello!
finally!
it works now!
Sorry this is just spam
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             `-.__  `----"""    __.-'
                  `--..____..--'
Oh yay, Oh yay Portals to KLK for sale! contact QwAz.!
Join me in my quest to bring Sourcery back to Ankh-Morpork.  'refer Pork' for details!
Waaahhooooo I did it:)
Teshal has left his mark!
Just
Trying
To
Make
This
A
Little
Bit
Longer
:o
Someone wipe this thing!
OR DIE!
I wondered lonely as a fish,
upp on high I see I spy,
mabye now I go to die,
naw, lets jus' eat a pie. - Rolfnod Nightrise.
How much text will fill this thing?
Why don't we spam this and find out?
LAG sucks!
Magius was here
wow, i did it...i think...
Thalic is now able to scribble ;)
i'm a hamster container
Fandango was here on his quest for many powerful spells.
 it worked - *swoon* 
If only there was a way to bring this chest to the wizard's tent
yay i managed it
ahem sorry
(insane waz ere)
Send your money to MuRLyN today!
William, I dunno why you'd be reading this, but if you are...you suck! =P ~Brian
Wow it finally worked! -Shade
Lingarn was here.  
Lingarn died four times in water.
He is afraid of water now.
HAHAHA
Gotcha
MuRLyN
Hello
Hey hey all! I babywiz was here feb 26 2000! :P good luck on your tranings
It's A pain in the butt reading this thing!!!!
Has anyone else noticed that seven times nine isn't forty two? It's fifty-four...
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
And olive oil is made from olives,
Then what is baby oil made from???
Ha!  take that, chest!  Do you give up?  huh?  DO you?!
Please Stop Scribbling Onto This Holy Chest Of Antiok!
Oh, I Forgot: EXPENSIVE
Wherever I may roam!
TheMystic was here.
Hello
Bing
Boop
Bingle
Here's to the Wizzies of 2000!
Fireweaver was FINALLY here, 27/3/2000!
Alright, that's enough. This is valuable UU property
you're vandalising here.
If one more person writes on this chest it'll be curtains!
oh bugger
<fx = Silverdown being turned into a pair of curtains> *swish* </fx>
HEHEHEHE i finnaly left my mark
Uwahaha!
You know... I could use new curtains...
           Telos
Yahaha!
Weheeeyyaa!
Ogaboogaboo!
live long and prosper
spock
I just made Fourth Level!
*boogies down*
-Glarf
Izous was here
NESS WAS HERE! HA HA HA!!!
I woz ere, ere I woz, woz I ere, corse I woz
Balf
Hey Alright!
'Refer taxi' for all your magical transport needs.
Wow dang... It is like a history book...
GreyBeard waz ere 2000 apr
just though i better add something to the chest - Paddy the disfunctional mage
The Damned and Accursed are Consigned to the Flames of Hell
This has been your Friendly Message for today.
Thank you!
Kaa Magick Fyre has came, and shall over come!
ooga! booga!
%MAGENTA%(newbie)%RESET% Pinkfish: Where do I get my talker from?
%%BLUE%%MY, MY. WE HAVE BEEN CARELESS HAVN'T WE?%%RESET%%
You manage to grasp you r crotch more firmly.
die scum
Hmm.
Creators are tossers
Hallo!!! Hows it going? A lot of spam on this thing isn't there...anyway...cya!!
Erm, that's on an M$ commercial...
Hmmm
What if I just waste space?
Though I admit this is kinda fun





































 get spellcheck fixed:)) 
At last! Yes! I can do Scribbling! Yes! All Right!!!!
-Kle
hi ya'all fellow wizzie ok bye from ele
Woohoo!!! I can scribble!!!!!
Akito was here!!!
BEN ROUSE IS A TOSSA AND I HATE HIM LOL heheheh READ THIS DAVID
Only in AM can ya get ya own boxers nicked right off
ya bum 5 times in one day.
- Old Man Forgoil
Red'ish
Wohooo about time too
locate blue pebbles
Hello any one reading this :)
Evox was here ;-)
Yup, it worked.
Well it has taken me my time to get to the level I could do this
Oh it worked again
and again wierd
whooo eee.
MWOEHAHA...HAHAHAHA !!!! eh, freaked out, want I really wanted to say was it works!
yay. i did it!
WAYHEY!!!  does colour work?  i'm going to enjoy this!
Darloth was here...AGAIBROWNN!!!
Hmmm look at this i finally got this damm spell to work! :fi
Its a rite of passage 
Yes i finally did it!!! ~PIK~
first scribble
Oops Sorry I did this :P
26-jul-2000 StratoS whas still a student
graffitti by magic.
]
31 Jul 2000, a date that shall live in infamy
HONK
All power corrupts, absolute power... is even more fun!
        -BOFH
Sorry couldn't help myself.
Rex the werewolf pup waz here!
I am a chest. heheheheh
s
Defiant
www.zarquon.co.uk
Woohoo! I can scribble!!!
A bit! Just a bit!
boo
test
Catrine is a queuer!
what do you think? *wink*
And 88 characters is a bit short, it's just a line and a bit...


A sudden flash of insight allows you to understand convoking a little better.
I wonder what the label is from... it seems to stay on the bottom.
Hey :)
I like this spell :)
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
s
hey hey
hi
H
RED is good
achilles was not here
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
all hale to the power of the BUG 
GrandMaster Bug was here
%%red%%
why DID the chicken cross the road anyway?
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
SPAM!
when's supper?
?
Ow! My Finger!
Ohhh, I did the spell :)
%%RED%% red? %%RESET%%
%RED% red? %RESET%
Yay! I'm getting better at this spell now...
Everyone should cast Independent Recurring Vocaliser on this chest.
Hello...errr*whisper* *whisper* *whisper*  damn HELLO ANKH-MORPORK!
Wahey....finally I can cast this darn spell
EVERYONE LOVES A SOULDRUG
?
the last person forgot to reset so i'm doing it for them.
%%RED%%GNARG FEAR ME%%RESET%%
      blyth the wizzie
score
score
n
Wibble!
88 characters? Should be WAAAYYY more
88 characters? Shoutd be WAAAYYY more
s
88 characters? I want some tms from this... please?
evoking tm
hah! worked again
kiss a wizard, all the day you'll have good luck!
JaiMa... let's think about the meaning...
Bre d'Flibble Was Here!
kiss my grits
ha!
eat me
goodness this get boring
shf;ahf;hf
falafel
odhfdhf
JaiMa
falafel
JaiMa
drool, gibber
convoking tm!
JaiMa
**s
stop yelling!!
LAG!!!
I wanna scribble too! I wanna scribble too!!!
Uh, nothing
Victory to the Mother!
Victory to the Mother!
==> O <==
RED please? RESET
Well, still alive...at least 5/7...
Wondering...
csss chest
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
There is a sucking noise and a small, blue object falls onto Dwmmigh
How do you put colors in your scribblings?
%red%TinTIn is learning to use colors.%reset%
How do I use colors? 
weee
ldjlfd
sdf;fd
ig ig ig ig ig
%%RED%% this had better be red %%RESET%%
buggrit

Phat is phat!
Phat wuz here!
Peace out, Disc!
Woo hoo, on a long shot, I better go buy a lottery ticket...
Kick me!!!
and why not?
testing,1,2,3
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man i love doin this :)
heheheh :)
blur...
Hello. Does this work? ~~Foxphire
Wheee! I can do this now too...
Sabadoohoo!
Hello
Who?
asdas
What?

Here?
No!
YES!
WHAT?
sad
use a wizard
use 2 wizards
hohoho
A witch was here
killroy was here
hoho
Yo!
Yip!
Yipy!
scrible chest
On the small label is written:
Witches do it on broomsticks.