Unfathomably baroque grand piano

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Unfathomably baroque grand piano
Musical instruments Information
Type Keyboard
Tuneable No
Mallet No
To play, must be... On ground
Size unknown
Weight unknown
Material unknown
Other None

Description

Once a perfectly good (and rather expensive) grand piano, some enthusiastic Artificer has inflicted steam power, gear trains, eccentric centrifugal stabilizing cams, balancing rods, and reified polydimensional strings on it in an attempt to improve the tone. Somehow, it's also acquired a colony of stuffed Klatchian birds and a little hopper near the floor.

Where Found

Public Area

NPC

  • None

Store

  • None

Messages

Play

Bonus Range Message
126-137 You play a few incorrect scales on the piano.
126-137 You play a few clashing chords on the piano.
126-137 You play a few noisy echoing scales on the piano.
129-137 You play a simple waltz on the piano, like triplets of chiming bells.

Perform

Bonus Range Message
131-135 You play a chaotic solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.

Serenade

Bonus Range Message
131-137 You serenade the <target> with a horrible clash of notes on an unfathomably baroque grand piano. It does not look as though <he/she> is very impressed.
131-137 You serenade the <target> with a flat and boring tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
137 You timidly play a simple yet pretty melody on an unfathomably baroque grand piano for the <target>.

Other Information

  • Sweets are dispensed when the piano is played. "Yummy! Werewolf nose flavored!"
The sweets count towards the Gourmand achievement, but not Hyperactive.