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| 170-248 || A warm tripping melody comes from the piano as you skillfully move your fingers across the keys.
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| 170-273 || A warm tripping melody comes from the piano as you skillfully move your fingers across the keys.
 
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| 140-248 || Fingers blurring, you play a complicated melody on the piano.  In an accompanying mechanical chorus, bells ring, gears clank, a steam-whistle goes "toot!", some springs go "sproing", and the exotic stuffed birds all squawk.  <br>''(Best message)''
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| 140-273 || Fingers blurring, you play a complicated melody on the piano.  In an accompanying mechanical chorus, bells ring, gears clank, a steam-whistle goes "toot!", some springs go "sproing", and the exotic stuffed birds all squawk.  <br>''(Best message)''
 
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| 137-143 || You timidly play a simple yet pretty melody on an unfathomably baroque grand piano for  <target>.
 
| 137-143 || You timidly play a simple yet pretty melody on an unfathomably baroque grand piano for  <target>.
 
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| 187-201 || You play an uninspired melody for <target> on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
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| 187-210 || You play an uninspired melody for <target> on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
 
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| 143-209 || You skilfully serenade <target> with a romantic tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano
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| 143-210 || You skilfully serenade <target> with a romantic tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano
 
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| 187-201 || You expertly serenade <target> with a complicated yet romantic tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
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| 201 || Fingers seductively dancing on the keys of an unfathomably baroque grand piano, you serenade <target> with a passionate melody.
 
| 201 || Fingers seductively dancing on the keys of an unfathomably baroque grand piano, you serenade <target> with a passionate melody.
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| 201 || You perform a simple solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
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| 189-248 || You skilfully perform a creative solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
 
| 189-248 || You skilfully perform a creative solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.

Latest revision as of 21:31, 25 December 2019

Unfathomably baroque grand piano
Musical instruments Information
Type Keyboard
Tuneable No
Mallet No
To play, must be... On ground
Size unknown
Weight unknown
Material unknown
Other None

Description

Once a perfectly good (and rather expensive) grand piano, some enthusiastic Artificer has inflicted steam power, gear trains, eccentric centrifugal stabilizing cams, balancing rods, and reified polydimensional strings on it in an attempt to improve the tone. Somehow, it's also acquired a colony of stuffed Klatchian birds and a little hopper near the floor.

Where Found

Public Area

NPC

  • None

Store

  • None

Messages

Play

Bonus Range Message
85 Showing no real skill, you play a few clashing bars on the piano.
126-143 You play a few clashing chords on the piano.
126-273 You play a few incorrect scales on the piano.
126-170 You play a few noisy echoing scales on the piano.
129-273 You play a simple waltz on the piano, like triplets of chiming bells.
170-273 A warm tripping melody comes from the piano as you skillfully move your fingers across the keys.
140-273 Fingers blurring, you play a complicated melody on the piano. In an accompanying mechanical chorus, bells ring, gears clank, a steam-whistle goes "toot!", some springs go "sproing", and the exotic stuffed birds all squawk.
(Best message)

Serenade

Bonus Range Message
85 You serenade <target> with a few painful notes on an unfathomably baroque grand piano, <pronoun> does not look impressed.
131-143 You serenade <target> with a horrible clash of notes on an unfathomably baroque grand piano. It does not look as though <he/she> is very impressed.
131-143 You serenade <target> with a flat and boring tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
137-143 You timidly play a simple yet pretty melody on an unfathomably baroque grand piano for <target>.
187-210 You play an uninspired melody for <target> on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
143-210 You skilfully serenade <target> with a romantic tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano
187-210 You expertly serenade <target> with a complicated yet romantic tune on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
201 Fingers seductively dancing on the keys of an unfathomably baroque grand piano, you serenade <target> with a passionate melody.

Perform

Bonus Range Message
85-143 You play a chaotic solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
187-210 You perform an awful solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
201-210 You play a simple solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
189-248 You skilfully perform a creative solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
201-248 You expertly perform an interesting solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.
201 Fingers moving slowly, almost meditatively, you perform a contemplative solo on an unfathomably baroque grand piano.

Other Information

  • Sweets are dispensed when the piano is played. "Yummy! Werewolf nose flavored!"
  • The sweets count towards the Gourmand achievement, but not Hyperactive.
  • Flavours include: banana, blueberry, cabbage, carrot, cat fur, fennel, giant fruitbat toes, grape, ice-lollies, lemon peel, liaison, lime, marmalade, orange, pink, playtester, raspberry, rusty nails, rose petal, strawberry, and werewolf nose.