Title

General

These title are available to everyone.

title	comments
Miss
Mr
Mrs
Ms

These titles are available to dead players.

title	comments
Lonely
Mournful
Scary
Spooky
Wandering

These titles are available to players who duel in the Musketeers' guild.

title	comments
Cheating	Duelling without proper weapons, using rituals or magic, or backstabbing the opponent
Cowardly	Rejecting a challenge or when an NPC rejects your surrender

Guild

Priests' guild

The following titles become available to priests as they progress in guild level:

title	guild level
Brother / Sister	50 (To be confirmed)
Mostly reverend	100 (To be confirmed)
Reverend
Blessed
Blessed brother / Blessed sister
Blessed father / Blessed mother
Venerable
Venerable brother / Venerable sister
Venerable father / Venerable mother
Holy
...

Thieves' Guild

All thief titles can be set with the "title" command.

• Butterfingers
• Crafty
• Crooked
• Dastardly
• Dishonest
• Dodgy
• Elusive
• Evasive
• Fingers
• Furtive
• Greased
• Honest
• Latent
• Light-fingered
• Quick-fingered
• Quiet
• Shady
• Shifty
• Silent
• Slick
• Sly
• Tricky.

Witches' Guild

All witch titles can be requested from Granny Weatherwax upon joining the guild. They have no level requirement.

• Aunty
• Biddy
• Black
• Gammer
• Goodie
• Goody
• Gramma
• Granny
• Mama
• Mistress
• Mother
• Mss
• Nanna
• Nanny
• Old
• Sister
• Wee
• Wicked
• Young

Wizard's Guild

Titles are made available to you at certain guild levels. Once you have the required level, wizard-specific titles can be acquired from the Communications Imp who will tell you about your 'latest promotion'.

title	guild level
Fat, Stuffed, Over-fed, Gimlet-eyed, Robust	0
Bearded, Burly, Plump, Rotund, Thin, Tiny	50
Mystic, Obscure	100
Complex, Learned	150
Potent, Wise, Grumpy	200
Cryptic, Dark, Scholarly, Grey-haired, Greybeard	250
Master/Mistress	300
Adroit, Dire, Maven	350
Quantum, Savant, Unseen	400
Archmaster/mistress, Archmage	500
...

Council titles

Ankh-Morpork council

The following titles are granted by the AM council. Some are titles of honour, while others are meant to be given as a punishment. Some titles can be purchased temporarily for a donation to the council.

title	comment
Dame / Sir	honour roll
utterly fluffy
helpful
the wonderful
the amazing
dull
smelly
feebleminded
naughty spawn
offensive
pointless
appallingly filthy
vagrant
reprobate
malingering
whinging
repentant
very sorry
very very sorry
lying

Djelibeybi council

The following titles are granted by the Djb council. Some are titles of honour, while others are meant to be given as a punishment.

title	comment
Sultan / Sultana	honour roll
Shai/Sitt al-khasa	Master/Mistress of the elite
Shai/Sitt al-ri'asa	Master/Mistress of leadership
Shai/Sitt ishquaraya	Master/Mistress of the false ones
Shai/Sitt a'daha	Master/Mistress of their enemies
Nawab	Nawab of the Treasury; a title unique to Djelibeybi's Treasurer
Qasar	Caesar
Mazrat	Holy
Effendi	A title of quality
Ya'uq	Preserver
Mutasharid	Outcast
Ishqaraya	The false one
Naughty Spawn
Kill Stealer
Feebleminded
Idiotic
Offensive
Corpse Looter
Cat Hating
Heathen
Foreign Dog
Infidel
Shopkeeper Murderer
Destitute
Parasitic
Hated
Cowardly
Criminal
Felon

Regional Titles

Some titles are granted, based on where the player starts in the world.

Genua

Women

Mlle (Mademoiselle) Mme (Madame)

Men

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Achievements

A lot of titles are available from achievements.

Guild	Title	Achievement	Requirements
All	Ancient	Ancient	Age of 180 days
All	Rouge	Aubergenocide	killing 20 rouge eggplants in Sheepridge
All	Axe-master	Axe Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.axe
All	Champion	Champion	500 levels in each of the weapon skills, plus striking
All	Flatulent	Coleslawter	Eat ten thousand sentient cabbages.
All	Competent	Competent Professional	guild level 100
All	Cultured	Cultural Attache	300 levels in each of the cultural skills
Priests	Healer	Curative Cleric	healing 5,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals to other players not in combat with you
All	Cutthroat	Dagger Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.dagger
All	Knifey	Dagger Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.dagger
All	Archaic	Dawn Of The World	player account of twenty years or older, or being Pinkfish
All	Elementalist	Elementalist	500 levels each of the magic.methods.elemental
All	Energetic	Energetic	300 levels in each points skill
All	Festive	Founder Of The Feast	cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack to summon roast sheep two thousand times, and summon a total of one hundred and thirteen thousand, two hundred and seventy-five pints of beer
All	Gifted	Gifted	level 1000 in four skills
Warriors	Chef	Hell's Kitchen	three hundred levels in the base crafts.culinary skill, cause 100 enemies to either soil themselves or be terrified by your warcry
Warriors	Impaler	Inserter Of Sharp Objects	successfully performing 150,000 impale commands
All	Paranoid	Living In Fear	having one hundred deaths in reserve
Priests	Saintly	Living Saint	healing 100,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals to other players not in combat with you
All	Crusher	Mace Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.mace or fighting.melee.flail
All	Duelist	Master Duelist	500 levels in fighting.defence.parrying
All	Masterful	Masterful	level 1000 in a skill
All	Medical	Medic	300 levels in root crafts.medicine skill
All	Unburiable	Morbid Attraction	died 300 times
Witches	Nasty	Nasty Old Baggage	successfully performing 10,000 mockeries
All	Nimble	Nimble	500 levels in fighting.defence.dodging
All	Nurse	Nurse	150 levels in root crafts.medicine skill
All	Murse	Nurse	150 levels in root crafts.medicine skill
All	Obsolete	Obsolete	Age of one year
All	Old Woman	Old Age	Age of 90 days
All	Old Man	Old Age	Age of 90 days
All	Old	Old Age	Age of 90 days
All	Crimewave	One Person Crimewave	Complete 2000 Coffee Nostra missions.
All	Antiquated	Part Of The Ambience	having a player account of ten years or older
All	Fossilized	Part Of The Furniture	player account of fifteen years or older
All	Mythical	Path To Ascension	guild level 800
All	Unlucky	Perpetual Stiffy	died 200 times
Warriors Priests Assassins Thieves	Pious	Pious	spending 2,000,000 guild points on prayer
All	Staffmistress	Pole Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.polearm
All	Staffmaster	Pole Mastery	500 levels in fighting.melee.polearm
All	Prehistoric	Prehistoric	Age of two years
All	Bruiser	Project Mayhem	500 levels in fighting.unarmed.striking
Warriors	Pulveriser	Pulveriser	successfully performing 150,000 crush commands
All	Literate	Quite Literate	90 levels in spoken and written Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean
All	Wealthy	Rolling In Rhinu	having AM$ 100,000 across your bank accounts
All	Senile	Senile	Age of three years
All	Shieldmistress	Shieldmastery	500 levels in fighting.defence.blocking
All	Shieldmaster	Shieldmastery	500 levels in fighting.defence.blocking
Witches Wizards	Erratic Mechanic	Steampunk Artificer	open all the stops on the steam boiler in the Academy of Artificers, turn the wheels up to at least 11, blow it up, get hit by the blast, fix it using a runic crescent wrench
All	Legendary	Stuff Of Legends	guild level 700
All	Swordmistress	Swordmastery	500 levels in either sword or heavy-sword
All	Swordmaster	Swordmastery	500 levels in either sword or heavy-sword
Witches	Terrible	Terrible	making 120000 noses fall off by squinting
All	Decrepit	The Ever Watching Eye	Age of eight years
All	Player Of Games	The Game Master	Winning The Game, provided that it lasts at least seven days.
Warriors	Headmistress	Throne Of Bones	successfully performing 150,000 behead commands
Warriors	Headmaster	Throne Of Bones	successfully performing 150,000 behead commands
All	Multilingual	Tongue Twister	90 levels in spoken Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean
All	Golden	Touch Of Glod	having AM$ 3,000,000 across your bank accounts
All	Unexpected	Unexpected Guest	Travel to a random location 10000 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.
All	Versatile	Versatile	500 levels in fighting.melee.misc
All	Virtuoso	Virtuoso	300 levels in crafts.music
All	Venerable	Walking Dead	Age of four years
All	Opulent	Wealth Of Nations	having AM$ 10,000,000 across your bank accounts