Talk:Dead letter office jobs
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Old info
This is the old info from before the letter jobs change that don't seem useful anymore.
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Rewards
If you do two delivery missions of the same level of difficulty back to back, the xp reward is halved for the second one and then halved again if you do another, etc. This resets to the full xp reward one hour after the most recent delivery mission of that difficulty level.
Type | Time to deliver | Exp reward | Monetary reward (varies a bit between currencies) |
Notes |
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local | 15 minutes | 8000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 | Stationary npc in Ankh-Morpork. |
close by | 30 minutes | 16000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 | Npcs in the Sto Plains, some move around. |
far away | 1 hour | 36000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20, &&&&&&&&&&&+7000 DjToon 35.00, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 15Rh, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 LC 4|2|-, &&&&&&&&&&&+7500 2,5,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de, &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 3 dr | Mostly stationary npcs (or that don't move far) all around the Disc |
distant land | 3 hours | 64000 | &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32, &&&&&&&&&&+13000 DjToon 65.00, &&&&&&&&&&+12000 25Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+12816 LC 7|5|-, &&&&&&&&&&+12900 4,3,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de | Short list of npcs that all move around. You can fly to most of them. |
difficult customers | 2 days | 88000 | &&&&&&&&&&+18000 A$45, &&&&&&&&&&+16800 35Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+18000 6,0,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+19200 2M | Warning: it could be dangerous! Bring one or more blue crystal rings to get away. |
Close-by
Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and often move.
NPC | Location |
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Arnold Sideways | Ankh-Morpork |
Captain Carrot | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Coffin Henry | Ankh-Morpork |
Cripple Wa[1] | Ankh-Morpork, Fish Dock |
Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler
|
Ankh-Morpork |
Duck Man | Ankh-Morpork |
Foul Ole Ron[1]
|
Ankh-Morpork |
Francis with his ukulele of pain | Ankh-Morpork |
Gok'wan | Ankh-Morpork |
Gritjaw Thighsplitter | Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District |
Hobbling Tim | Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street |
Hoff Buchannon | Ankh-Morpork |
Jocasta Wiggs | Ankh-Morpork |
Jolene | Ankh-Morpork |
Lewis Wyatt | Ankh-Morpork, near Weaver Street |
Louis Bingham | Ankh-Morpork |
Maple Bede | Ankh-Morpork |
Maude Scowd | Ankh-Morpork |
Mellie Thistlewhistle | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Glodson | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Pin | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Tulip | Ankh-Morpork |
Neelie Awkside | Ankh-Morpork |
Nobby Nobs
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Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Old Wilfred | Ankh-Morpork |
Prodo Laggins | Ankh-Morpork |
Ronnie Soak | Ankh-Morpork |
Sacharissa Cripslock | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Salan Feiht | Ankh-Morpork |
Sergeant Colon | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Sergeant Detritus | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
The LAG | Ankh-Morpork |
The Weasel | Ankh-Morpork |
Tneduts | Ankh-Morpork, On a Pub Crawl |
Carlton Desric | Scrogden |
Hughoc Gatewood | Scrogden |
Hamesh | Sheepridge |
Tneduts | Ankh-Morpork, On A Pub Crawl |
Distant land
Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for seeking.

It is usually worth trying to spawn the NPC at their spawn locationresearch.
NPC | Location | Spawn Location |
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Boy Willie | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire | Somewhere on Cherry Blossom Road [n,s,e,w]. |
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala | Bes Pelargic | The centre of the Sum Bing street market near some brightly coloured stalls [e,w,n,sw,se]. |
Glod-san | Bes Pelargic | Sixstone's Home Security Emporium [n] off Market Street [n,s,e,w]
|
Laggy-san | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire | Unknown - seems to spawn in more than one spot |
Lon Fah Lo[1] | Bes Pelargic | Long Tang Lane, east of a pier [n,s,w]. |
Mad Hamish | Bes Pelargic (always in the red triangle) | The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,nw,u]. |
No Go Wan[1] | Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city | Tap Tong's market bar [e]. |
Quisoda | Bes Pelargic | The middle of Bridge Street [n,s]. (3 s of Confetti Lane) |
Ruto of Fish | Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck | A lounge in sunken ship [ne] |
Ryattenoki | Bes Pelargic, or following players around | The southwest corner of fish markets [e,ne,s]. |
Shi Do Gai | Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk | The public fishing area of Tuna Walk [w,ne]. (1 s of Su Shi) |
Lap-lip | Djelibeybi | Sickle Street at the junction with Phoenix Road [s,ne]. |
Lip-phon Lap-top | Djelibeybi | The Road of the Sun [s,n]. (1 s of intersection with Scarab Walk) |
Mihk-gran-bohp | Djelibeybi | The junction of the Avenue of the Pharaohs, Market Street and Phoenix Road [n,s,e,w,se,sw]. |
Phos-phor | Djelibeybi (moves around very quickly) | |
Very Reverend Khepresh | Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players) | The high altar [s,sw]. (He moves 1 sw very soon after spawning) |
Yclept | Djelibeybi (in the park) | |
Tuffy | Escrow | Northwestern corner of the town square [n,s,e,se]. |
Casanunda | Genua | Appears to be random research |
Greig Schwitz | Genua | Appears to be random research |
Noobie | Genua | Appears to be random research |
Tfat Chick[1] | Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned) | Appears to be random research |
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah Mr CMOHO Dhblah |
Klatch, Oasis | A bread and water cafeteria [out]. |
Miss Pennie Laced | Ohulan Cutash | The northeastern corner of the market [n,s,e,w,sw,enter stall]. |
Berti Boggis | Skund Forest, Pekan Ford | A locksmith's workshop [s]. |
The Proprietor | Counterweight Continent, A ferry shop (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands) | The front of a ferry shop [d,e]. or The front of a ferry shop [d,s]. |
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Sometimes there is more than one NPC with the same seeking name, such as No Go Wan, Lon Fah Lo, and Tfat Chick. In these cases, another NPC with the same name might be targeted instead or you will not be able to see the one you want at all. It is possible to kill the other seek targets to force the one you want to be seekable, but this is often difficult. It is not possible to tell if the NPC you are looking for is alive, dead and unspawnable, or dead and spawnable when this happens.