Talk:Dead letter office jobs
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If you do two delivery missions of the same level of difficulty back to back, the xp reward is halved for the second one and then halved again if you do another, etc. This resets to the full xp reward one hour after the most recent delivery mission of that difficulty level.
|Type||Time to deliver||Exp reward||Monetary reward
(varies a bit between currencies)
|local||15 minutes||8000||&&&&&&&&&&&+1600||Stationary npc in Ankh-Morpork.|
|close by||30 minutes||16000||&&&&&&&&&&&+3200||Npcs in the Sto Plains, some move around.|
|far away||1 hour||36000||&&&&&&&&&&&+8000 , &&&&&&&&&&&+7000 , &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 , &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 , &&&&&&&&&&&+7500 , &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 , &&&&&&&&&&&+1500||Mostly stationary npcs (or that don't move far) all around the Disc|
|distant land||3 hours||64000||&&&&&&&&&&+12800 , &&&&&&&&&&+13000 , &&&&&&&&&&+12000 , &&&&&&&&&&+12816 , &&&&&&&&&&+12900 , &&&&&&&&&&+14400||Short list of npcs that all move around. You can fly to most of them.|
|difficult customers||2 days||88000||&&&&&&&&&&+18000 , &&&&&&&&&&+16800 , &&&&&&&&&&+18000 , &&&&&&&&&&+19200||Warning: it could be dangerous! Bring one or more blue crystal rings to get away.|
Times listed above are in the Disc temporal reality.
The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.
You cannot deliver while it is too dark for you to see the recipient.
Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and often move.
|Captain Carrot||Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch|
|Cripple Wa||Ankh-Morpork, Fish Dock|
|Foul Ole Ron
|Francis with his ukulele of pain||Ankh-Morpork|
|Gritjaw Thighsplitter||Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District|
|Hobbling Tim||Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street|
|Lewis Wyatt||Ankh-Morpork, near Weaver Street|
|Mrs. Cosmopilite||Holy Wood|
||Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch|
|Sacharissa Cripslock||Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch|
|Sergeant Colon||Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch|
|Sergeant Detritus||Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch|
|Tneduts||Ankh-Morpork, On a Pub Crawl|
|Tneduts||Ankh-Morpork, On A Pub Crawl|
Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for seeking.
|Boy Willie||Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire||Somewhere on Cherry Blossom Road [n,s,e,w].|
|Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala||Bes Pelargic||The centre of the Sum Bing street market near some brightly coloured stalls [e,w,n,sw,se].|
|Glod-san||Bes Pelargic||Sixstone's Home Security Emporium [n] off Market Street [n,s,e,w]|
|Laggy-san||Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire||Unknown - seems to spawn in more than one spot|
|Lon Fah Lo||Bes Pelargic||Long Tang Lane, east of a pier [n,s,w].|
|Mad Hamish||Bes Pelargic (always in the red triangle)||The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,nw,u].|
|No Go Wan||Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city||Tap Tong's market bar [e].|
|Quisoda||Bes Pelargic||The middle of Bridge Street [n,s]. (3 s of Confetti Lane)|
|Ruto of Fish||Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck||A lounge in sunken ship [ne]|
|Ryattenoki||Bes Pelargic, or following players around||The southwest corner of fish markets [e,ne,s].|
|Shi Do Gai||Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk||The public fishing area of Tuna Walk [w,ne]. (1 s of Su Shi)|
|Lap-lip||Djelibeybi||Sickle Street at the junction with Phoenix Road [s,ne].|
|Lip-phon Lap-top||Djelibeybi||The Road of the Sun [s,n]. (1 s of intersection with Scarab Walk)|
|Mihk-gran-bohp||Djelibeybi||The junction of the Avenue of the Pharaohs, Market Street and Phoenix Road [n,s,e,w,se,sw].|
|Phos-phor||Djelibeybi (moves around very quickly)|
|Very Reverend Khepresh||Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)||The high altar [s,sw]. (He moves 1 sw very soon after spawning)|
|Yclept||Djelibeybi (in the park)|
|Tuffy||Escrow||Northwestern corner of the town square [n,s,e,se].|
|Casanunda||Genua||Appears to be random|
|Greig Schwitz||Genua||Appears to be random|
|Noobie||Genua||Appears to be random|
|Tfat Chick||Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned)||Appears to be random|
|Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah
Mr CMOHO Dhblah
|Klatch, Oasis||A bread and water cafeteria [out].|
|Miss Pennie Laced||Ohulan Cutash||The northeastern corner of the market [n,s,e,w,sw,enter stall].|
|Berti Boggis||Skund Forest, Pekan Ford||A locksmith's workshop [s].|
|The Proprietor||Counterweight Continent, A ferry shop (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands)||The front of a ferry shop [d,e]. or The front of a ferry shop [d,s].|
- Sometimes there is more than one NPC with the same seeking name, such as No Go Wan, Lon Fah Lo, and Tfat Chick. In these cases, another NPC with the same name might be targeted instead or you will not be able to see the one you want at all. It is possible to kill the other seek targets to force the one you want to be seekable, but this is often difficult. It is not possible to tell if the NPC you are looking for is alive, dead and unspawnable, or dead and spawnable when this happens.