Talk:Broken leg

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A log of Tulip and Pin, for the reader's amusement:

You say: damn
Mr Tulip asks: Hey, Pin's sensitive, we don't do swearing, ya dig?
Mr Tulip pushes you over making you sit down.
Mr Tulip pushes you over making you lie down.
Mr Tulip exclaims: I'm gonna break your -ing legs for that!
Mr Tulip pulls out his crowbar and swings it down, hard.
There is a sickening shattering of bone.
Mr Tulip raises the crowbar and splinters a kneecap with it.
Mr Tulip puts his crowbar away, until it's needed again.
Mr Tulip looks righteous.