Talk:Broken leg
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A log of Tulip and Pin, for the reader's amusement:
You say: damn Mr Tulip asks: Hey, Pin's sensitive, we don't do swearing, ya dig? Mr Tulip pushes you over making you sit down. Mr Tulip pushes you over making you lie down. Mr Tulip exclaims: I'm gonna break your -ing legs for that! Mr Tulip pulls out his crowbar and swings it down, hard. There is a sickening shattering of bone. Mr Tulip raises the crowbar and splinters a kneecap with it. Mr Tulip puts his crowbar away, until it's needed again. Mr Tulip looks righteous.
