Latest revision as of 15:21, 14 July 2020

Found items

First list

I thought a list of the possible things found from searching might be interesting to record. Here are things found so far from searching the streets of Ankh-Morpork over a wide range of streets, plus amount of times each item was found:

Second list

The following are quantities of items found in about 100 thousand searches:

      1 a baggy baby nappy
      1 a baggy leather loincloth
      1 a bamboo fishing pole
      1 a battered steel bucket
      1 a bedrock-inna-box
      1 a begging tin
      1 a "Big Troll & Some Other Trolls" t-shirt
      1 a black and white harlequin mask
      1 a black cobra armband
      1 a blackened steel knife
      1 a black eyepatch
      1 a black leather skirt
      1 a black orchid
      1 a black satin garter
      1 a black silk bow-tie
      1 a black veil
      1 a black wide-brimmed hat
      1 a blue and black himation
      1 a blue sash
      1 a blue striped hand towel
      1 a Borogravian war flail
      1 a bottle opener
      1 a bowler hat
      1 a brass buckle
      1 a breathfresh tablet
      1 a broken pine tabletop
      1 a broom
      1 a brown leather belt
      1 a buffing cloth
      1 a butterfly collar blouse
      1 a calico dress
      1 a candle
      1 a chainmail bikini
      1 a cheeky squishy rat
      1 a clay pipe
      1 a clay sheep
      1 a closed black book
      1 a colourful Claro Cliff bowl
      1 a colourful clown shirt
      1 a colourful fool marionette
      1 a copper fighting knife
      1 a copper spear
      1 a cork rimmed hat
      1 a creamy satin garter
      1 a crooked beam
      1 a crowbar
      1 a cup-hilt rapier
      1 a cute cuddly fruitbat
      1 a cutlass scabbard
      1 a dandelion
      1 a dark brown skirt
      1 a dark chocolate liqueur milk chocolate praline
      1 a dark crimson woollen himation
      1 a darkened toga
      1 a dazzling white dress
      1 a deflated aqua balloon
      1 a deflated azure balloon
      1 a deflated gold balloon
      1 a deflated green balloon
      1 a deflated inflatable banana
      1 a deflated inflatable sheep
      1 a deflated lavender balloon
      1 a deflated mauve balloon
      1 a deflated peach balloon
      1 a deflated purple balloon
      1 a deflated silver balloon
      1 a deflated sky-blue balloon
      1 a delicate silver necklace
      1 a delightfully decorated box
      1 a dirty shovel
      1 a Djelian shopping basket
      1 a Djelibeybi souvenir jug
      1 a Djelibeybi souvenir mug
      1 a dwarf cake
      1 a faded grey shirt
      1 a falcata
      1 a falcata scabbard
      1 a false beard
      1 a file reader
      1 a filthy overcoat
      1 a fine cambric handkerchief
      1 a flatiron
      1 a flower basket
      1 a fluffy helmet
      1 a fluffy pink sweater
      1 a four-leafed clover
      1 a Genuan visa
      1 a giant pink tutu
      1 a glass horse
      1 a gnarled pine door
      1 a gold hoop earring
      1 a gold necklace
      1 a gold plated salad fork
      1 a gold plated shrimp fork
      1 a green glass stylus
      1 a grubby old sack
      1 a half rotten ball of apple and walnut cheese
      1 a half rotten Bim Bam
      1 a half rotten birthday cake
      1 a half rotten block of cheddar cheese
      1 a half rotten bream
      1 a half rotten cone of Sapsago cheese
      1 a half rotten cream bun
      1 a half rotten dried fig
      1 a half rotten flatulus loaf
      1 a half rotten fondant pyramid
      1 a half rotten frog's legs onna stick
      1 a half rotten fruit cake
      1 a half rotten Genuan chocolate egg
      1 a half rotten jam scone
      1 a half rotten juicy peach
      1 a half rotten Klatchian mint cake
      1 a half rotten large black olive
      1 a half rotten loaf of bread
      1 a half rotten lump of goat's milk cheese
      1 a half rotten monkey nose
      1 a half rotten peanut butter sandwich
      1 a half rotten peanut chocolate bar
      1 a half rotten piece of greasy bacon
      1 a half rotten portion of haloumi
      1 a half rotten rat-onna-stick
      1 a half rotten red and green spotted mushroom
      1 a half rotten ring loaf
      1 a half rotten round of Laschiri
      1 a half rotten sea urchin
      1 a half rotten shish kebab sandwich
      1 a half rotten side of lamb
      1 a half rotten slice of rat-atouille on toast
      1 a half rotten small lemon
      1 a half rotten stick of candied sultanas
      1 a half rotten striped bass
      1 a half rotten swamp mushroom
      1 a half rotten tangerine
      1 a half rotten tuna
      1 a half rotten vodka-infused watermelon
      1 a half rotten wholemeal loaf
      1 a half rotten yellowtail snapper
      1 a half rotten zip fish
      1 a hat
      1 a hessian robe
      1 a hessian sack
      1 a huge fruit covered hat
      1 a jack in the box
      1 a kaiken dirk
      1 a key
      1 a lacy pink dress
      1 a Lancre mint cake
      1 a large black clock
      1 a large black towel
      1 a large deep black beetle
      1 a large oinochoe
      1 a large olpe
      1 a leaf green chiton
      1 a leather cowl
      1 a lemon ascot
      1 a lightweight black linen shirt
      1 a lime peasant blouse
      1 a lion's head ring
      1 a Llamedese cloak
      1 a Llamedese woollen tunic
      1 a long grey woollen skirt
      1 a medium basket
      1 a medium bold blue beetle
      1 a medium bucket
      1 a medium leather shield
      1 a model soldier
      1 a nail
      1 an alligator purse
      1 an ancient brass coin
      1 an ancient Ephebian obolus
      1 an ancient Howondalandish coin
      1 a navy-striped jumper
      1 an epee scabbard
      1 an incredibly stupid-looking chicken costume
      1 an incredibly stupid-looking clown costume
      1 an oil can
      1 an old green cloak
      1 an old grey dress
      1 an old holey sock
      1 an Omnian priest hat
      1 a none
      1 an ornate key
      1 a nougat and orange dark chocolate praline
      1 a nougat and orange milk chocolate praline
      1 a pair of amusing earmuffs
      1 a pair of baggy flannel knickers
      1 a pair of black armoured stockings
      1 a pair of black satin panties
      1 a pair of black silk bikini underwear
      1 a pair of black suede boots
      1 a pair of bronze greaves
      1 a pair of glass slippers
      1 a pair of grey kidskin gloves
      1 a pair of grey socks
      1 a pair of large blue overalls
      1 a pair of leather greaves
      1 a pair of leather vambraces
      1 a pair of mail mittens
      1 a pair of oven mitts
      1 a pair of patchy cotton socks
      1 a pair of red and white hooped fishnet stockings
      1 a pair of red and white striped trousers
      1 a pair of red devil horns
      1 a pair of royal blue satin panties
      1 a pair of rubber thong sandals
      1 a pair of seaboots
      1 a pair of sensible black linen knickers
      1 a pair of shears
      1 a pair of sheepskin peasant boots
      1 a pair of studded leather wristlets
      1 a pair of thick woollen socks
      1 a pair of torn cotton trousers
      1 a pair of ugly green suspenders
      1 a pair of ugly green trousers
      1 a pair of underpants
      1 a pair of white silk socks
      1 a peeling painted door
      1 a pet collar
      1 a phillips head screwdriver
      1 a pickled goose egg
      1 a piece of clang
      1 a piece of dried fish
      1 a piece of parchment
      1 a piece of potter's clay
      1 a pierrot hat
      1 a plain, grey suit jacket
      1 a plain navy blouse
      1 a plain package
      1 a plain wool toga
      1 a postcard
      1 a poster of Droolila the Dryad
      1 a pot of bubble mixture
      1 a pretty pink jumper
      1 a printed map
      1 a pristine white toga
      1 a privy door
      1 a ratty cloak
      1 a red beach towel
      1 a red hedge robe
      1 a red peasant shirt
      1 a red striped apron
      1 a red striped hand towel
      1 a red toy ball
      1 a ripped postal sack
      1 a rubber Sonky
      1 a rum and raisin dark chocolate praline
      1 a saffron yellow chiton
      1 a saw
      1 a scimitar scabbard
      1 a scrap of paper
      1 a set of pink underwear
      1 a set of safe-cracking tools
      1 a shallow dish
      1 a sharp white pottery shard
      1 a short almond-coloured chiton
      1 a short aquamarine chiton
      1 a short caramel-coloured chiton
      1 a short pale blue chiton
      1 a short sword scabbard
      1 a silver buckle
      1 a silver chain
      1 a silver cigarette case
      1 a silver hummingbird pin
      1 a silver monkey brooch
      1 a silver tankard
      1 a simple red himation
      1 a simple tunic
      1 a skillet
      1 a small black comb
      1 a small copper knife
      1 a small dark orange beetle
      1 a small furry loincloth
      1 a small papyrus boat
      1 a small shoulder pouch
      1 a small sized canopic jar
      1 a small white earplug
      1 a smelly seed
      1 a Special Courier's hat
      1 a spiked garter
      1 a spike earring
      1 a split roof beam
      1 a stainless steel knife
      1 a straw boater
      1 a strong sinew thread
      1 a stylus
      1 a sun hat
      1 a tarnished gold lamp
      1 a tattered cotton skirt
      1 a teeny straight razor
      1 a ten-gallon hat
      1 a thick blue pottery shard
      1 a thick orange pottery shard
      1 a thief's dagger scabbard
      1 a thread
      1 a tight beige dress
      1 a tiny white pottery shard
      1 a torn cotton skirt
      1 a toy cart
      1 a twined gold armlet
      1 a two-handed sword scabbard
      1 a very small weight
      1 a voodoo rattle stick
      1 a warped pine beam
      1 a weathered pine door
      1 a whalebone needle
      1 a white burnous
      1 a white cummerbund
      1 a white formal shirt
      1 a white linen robe
      1 a white linen scarf
      1 a white long-sleeved undershirt
      1 a white ostrich feather
      1 a white peasant shirt
      1 a white turban
      1 a wicker tube
      1 a withered thingie
      1 a wolf charm bracelet
      1 a wooden fishing rod
      1 a wooden tub
      1 a wooden whistle
      1 a worn dark grey-green himation
      1 a wrench
      1 many lumps of half rotten "I Can't Believe They Call This Horrible Tasting Rubbish Butter"
      1 some powdered frog
      2 a #1 wire brush
      2 a badly-rolled cigarette
      2 a bead ring
      2 a beekeeper's veil
      2 a black briefcase
      2 a black sequinned miniskirt
      2 a black toy ball
      2 a blueberry cone
      2 a blue singlet
      2 a bronze necklace
      2 a bronze ring
      2 a bronze rumha
      2 a brown felt hat
      2 a checked waistcoat
      2 a clay duckling
      2 a clear glass jar
      2 a closed green notepad
      2 a closed ledger
      2 a closed small paperback book
      2 a closed Urban Turbans brochure
      2 a colourful Claro Cliff dessert dish
      2 a colourful coin purse
      2 a colourful lace shawl
      2 a conker
      2 a copper medallion
      2 a cotton pinafore
      2 a cream linen shirt
      2 a deflated blue balloon
      2 a dinky cement trophy
      2 a discreet sign
      2 a door wedge
      2 a double-headed battle axe
      2 a dusty blue himation
      2 a "Dwarfs With Altitude" t-shirt
      2 a fire cracker
      2 a "Flatulus" Flag
      2 a flaxen linen gown
      2 a forget-me-not
      2 a glass top hatpin
      2 a greasy chef's hat
      2 a green peasant shirt
      2 a grey linen shirt
      2 a griffin ring
      2 a half rotten bar of chocolate
      2 a half rotten bread roll
      2 a half rotten chocolate cake
      2 a half rotten chunk of beef
      2 a half rotten chunk of pork
      2 a half rotten crayfish
      2 a half rotten cream cake
      2 a half rotten dead eel
      2 a half rotten Hunghungese meal
      2 a half rotten mackerel
      2 a half rotten prawns onna stick
      2 a half rotten round of cream cheese
      2 a half rotten serving of ribs
      2 a half rotten slice of ham
      2 a half rotten small wheel of Genuan brie
      2 a half rotten snausage
      2 a half rotten wheel of brown whey cheese
      2 a hospital gown
      2 a knee-length white silk dress
      2 a ladle
      2 a leather jacket
      2 a Llamedese shawl
      2 a long dark wig
      2 a long flowing red robe
      2 a magistrate's wig
      2 a measuring tape
      2 a medium jar
      2 a miniature statue
      2 a mythic sword scabbard
      2 an alligator belt
      2 an alligator jerkin
      2 an amphora
      2 an antique black dress
      2 an antique book
      2 an inky piece of paper
      2 an iron protective
      2 an ivory handle
      2 an occult bronze medallion
      2 an occult raven necklace
      2 an octecorne hat
      2 an Offler-headed mask
      2 an urn
      2 a paintbrush
      2 a pair of boxer shorts
      2 a pair of cardboard-soled boots
      2 a pair of cent loafers
      2 a pair of fuzzy blue slippers
      2 a pair of knee-high boots
      2 a pair of leather boots with heels
      2 a pair of orange underpants
      2 a pair of paper lab shoes
      2 a pair of satsuki shears
      2 a pair of silver earrings
      2 a pair of sturdy overalls
      2 a pair of tan linen trousers
      2 a pair of thick cushy socks
      2 a pair of white kidskin gloves
      2 a pair of white stockings
      2 a parlourmaid's dress
      2 a pebble on a chain
      2 a pewter name tag
      2 a piece of script paper
      2 a pink hair ribbon
      2 a pirate's jacket
      2 a purple toy ball
      2 a push broom
      2 a red head scarf
      2 a red linen gown
      2 a red rose
      2 a round shaped silk cushion
      2 a scalpel
      2 a sculptor's chisel
      2 a sensible black cotton dress
      2 a set of overalls
      2 a shell necklace
      2 a shoe horn
      2 a short lilac chiton
      2 a short pine plank
      2 a short pink chiton
      2 a silver occult bangle
      2 a simple white himation
      2 a small badge
      2 a small basket
      2 a small blue flag with bolognas
      2 a small copper key
      2 a small felt-covered hammer
      2 a small glass ibis figurine filled with sand
      2 a small leather shield
      2 a speckled fudgeball
      2 a spray water bottle
      2 a stiff hair brush
      2 a storm-cloud robe
      2 a string of Mardi Gras beads
      2 a stuffed voodoo doll
      2 a tan linen shirt
      2 a thimble
      2 a thin paintbrush
      2 a tight white blouse
      2 a tin of paint
      2 a very large fruit encrusted hat
      2 a warped wooden post
      2 a washstand jug
      2 a watchet woollen gown
      2 a white embroidered headband
      2 a white linen sack
      2 a white toga
      2 a wooden Djelian shield
      2 a woollen petticoat
      2 a worn wooden handrail
      2 a yellow plank
      3 a battered iron sword
      3 a black apron
      3 a black beret
      3 a black leather eye patch
      3 a black ostrich feather
      3 a black peasant shirt
      3 a bloodstained white coat
      3 a bone
      3 a brass medallion
      3 a bright red fez
      3 a bright yellow banana peel
      3 a brown paper bag
      3 a butcher's chain
      3 a clay goat
      3 a colourful Claro Cliff coffee mug
      3 a colourful Claro Cliff teacup
      3 a cutlad
      3 a fake beard
      3 a flea tablet
      3 a floppy green shirt
      3 a fouled nightshirt
      3 a gas-ex tablet
      3 a geisha costume wig
      3 a gnarled wooden plank
      3 a great scimitar
      3 a green linen gown
      3 a "Grisham Frord Close Harmony Singers" t-shirt
      3 a grotty old potato sack
      3 a grubby checked suit jacket
      3 a grubby chef's apron
      3 a half rotten Ankh-Morpork chocolate
      3 a half rotten argula leaf
      3 a half rotten garfish
      3 a half rotten green leafy cabbage
      3 a half rotten honey cake
      3 a half rotten loaf of honey oat bread
      3 a half rotten orange
      3 a half rotten pellet of honk
      3 a half rotten petit fours
      3 a heavy black cube
      3 a heavy brown cloak
      3 a heavy-duty needle
      3 a huge straw hat
      3 a large burlap sack
      3 a large fishing net
      3 a large straw sombrero
      3 a message capsule
      3 a monk's habit
      3 an embroidered black skirt
      3 an Ephebian round shield
      3 an "I escaped from the Shades" badge
      3 an I love Bes Pelargic mug
      3 an old shirt
      3 a painter's smock
      3 a pair of black capri trousers
      3 a pair of black soft-soled boots
      3 a pair of Charre Bux uniform trousers
      3 a pair of clompy boots
      3 a pair of cream linen trousers
      3 a pair of dirty green shorts
      3 a pair of fingerless leather gloves
      3 a pair of leather shoes
      3 a pair of lightweight white linen trousers
      3 a pair of orthopedic sandals
      3 a pair of safari trousers
      3 a pair of stilettoes
      3 a pair of white boxer shorts with red polka-dots
      3 a pair of white kid boots
      3 a pair of wire cutters
      3 a pale yellow shirt
      3 a parasol
      3 a patterned white damask obi
      3 a peaked cap
      3 a piece of red clay
      3 a pointy black hat
      3 a post bag
      3 a powder blue hoop skirt
      3 a red Djelian dress
      3 a red kerchief
      3 a rotten pine beam
      3 a rough grey woollen himation
      3 a Royal green sash
      3 a screeching whistle
      3 a shovel
      3 a sickly yellow robe
      3 a silver bracelet
      3 a silver medallion
      3 a simple ivy-green girdle
      3 a simple white singlet
      3 a slightly rotten Soul Cake Tuesday chocolate egg
      3 a small backpack
      3 a small blue silk satchel
      3 a small canopic jar
      3 a small clay cup
      3 a small ivory pick
      3 a small pink squeaky hippo
      3 a splintered oar
      3 a standard screwdriver
      3 a stripey hula hoop
      3 a studded collar
      3 a "Suck" t-shirt
      3 a tight white t-shirt
      3 a tiny pointy wizard's hat
      3 a toy rider
      3 a vanilla cone
      3 a violin bow
      3 a weathered wooden post
      3 a white and cerulean himation
      3 a white carnation buttonhole
      3 a white cotton bodice
      3 a white handled ceremonial bronze knife
      3 a white lab coat
      3 a wine glass
      3 a witch's pointy hat
      3 a wolf pelt
      3 a wooden bracelet
      3 a worn pair of sandals
      3 something
      4 a baby blue dress
      4 a bamboo reed pen
      4 a beaded necklace
      4 a bearskin loincloth
      4 a black bokken
      4 a black lambswool cap
      4 a black leather brassiere
      4 a black tie
      4 a bright orange robe
      4 a camel hair brush
      4 a Champion Stadium t-shirt
      4 a clay chicken
      4 a clay pig
      4 a clay pony
      4 a clover basket
      4 a colourful silk scarf
      4 a dark lavender uniform
      4 a dark rose
      4 a dried frog pill
      4 a Dysk peppermint
      4 a faded tile
      4 a floral dress
      4 a flowing silk kaftan
      4 a golden lemur
      4 a gold plated dinner fork
      4 a green peaked cap
      4 a hacksaw
      4 a half rotten alligator sandwich
      4 a half rotten banananana flavoured sweet
      4 a half rotten clump of kelp
      4 a half rotten doughnut
      4 a half rotten figgin
      4 a half rotten flounder
      4 a half rotten hotdog
      4 a half rotten loaf of brown bread
      4 a half rotten nutloaf
      4 a half rotten small loaf of bread
      4 a half rotten trout
      4 a half rotten yellow banana
      4 a hammer
      4 a javelin
      4 a large box of crossbow bolts
      4 a large satchel
      4 a large white towel
      4 a leather shirt
      4 a long black hooped skirt
      4 a metal helm
      4 a miner's helmet
      4 an old Circle Sea map
      4 an old painting
      4 a pair of black silk socks
      4 a pair of black silk trousers
      4 a pair of dirty overalls
      4 a pair of fine black trousers
      4 a pair of leather overalls
      4 a pair of lightweight black linen trousers
      4 a pair of mail chausses
      4 a pair of old muddy wellies
      4 a pair of ruby satin panties
      4 a pair of stained underpants
      4 a pair of stocky leather boots
      4 a pair of yellow underpants
      4 a patched floral towel
      4 a plain linen robe
      4 a pointy priest's hat
      4 a purple velvet shirt
      4 a rapier scabbard
      4 a rimturnwiser
      4 a scarab ring
      4 a scrubbing brush
      4 a scruffy old bathrobe
      4 a sequinned wizard's hat
      4 a set of thermal underwear
      4 a sharpened sai
      4 a shoe lace
      4 a silver link necklace
      4 a small piece of cigarette paper
      4 a small wooden shield
      4 a soft leather cap
      4 a steel battle axe
      4 a tattered cotton shirt
      4 a "The Whom" t-shirt
      4 a timpani stick
      4 a tinfoil hat
      4 a top hat
      4 a toy horse
      4 a tube of sunscreen
      4 a tube of waterproofing oil
      4 a withered ear
      4 a wooden axe
      4 a wooden pegleg
      4 a worn brown himation
      4 one Ankh-Morpork royal
      4 some lard
      5 a beaded hemp belt
      5 a beaded hemp bracelet
      5 a black silk tie
      5 a brocade dress
      5 a cigar
      5 a cracked tile
      5 a dark red fez
      5 a flowery headscarf
      5 a golden Postmaster's hat
      5 a half rotten broken grain
      5 a half rotten chocolate eclair
      5 a half rotten cocktail shrimp
      5 a half rotten large loaf of bread
      5 a half rotten loaf of garlic bread
      5 a half rotten stick of rock
      5 a "Insanity" t-shirt
      5 a lace jabot
      5 a leather jerkin
      5 a lockpick
      5 an ornamental butterfly dagger
      5 a pair of black sandals
      5 a pair of black wool socks
      5 a pair of brown sandals
      5 a pair of colourful shorts
      5 a pair of flat leather shoes
      5 a pair of gold hoop earrings
      5 a pair of gold-trimmed sandals
      5 a pair of loose white linen trousers
      5 a pair of ruby slippers
      5 a pair of stupid-looking glasses
      5 a pair of suede leather boots
      5 a pair of tattered leather shoes
      5 a pair of wandering boots
      5 a plaid jacket
      5 a plain white t-shirt
      5 a ploughshare
      5 a ragged green robe
      5 a ratty tweed jacket
      5 a red silk shirt
      5 a silk cushion
      5 a silver alligator brooch
      5 a silver necklace
      5 a simple green chiton
      5 a small satchel
      5 a small ticket
      5 a small waxed paper packet
      5 a tawny woollen gown
      5 a totally unrealistic dwarf mask
      5 a toy soldier
      5 a white nurse's cap
      5 a wooden pencil
      5 one pinch of gravel
      5 some white sugar
      6 a black velvet dress
      6 a bright copper necklet
      6 a ceramic jug
      6 a coffee pot
      6 a colourful boiled sweet
      6 a colourful t-shirt
      6 a Djelian loincloth belt
      6 a domino mask
      6 a dwarfish axe
      6 a glass ink well
      6 a half rotten cod
      6 a half rotten custard pie
      6 a half rotten dead chicken
      6 a half rotten green succulent pear
      6 a half rotten oyster onna halfshell
      6 a half rotten Swordsman Sam chocolate bar
      6 a large gourd
      6 a light blue smock
      6 a mallet
      6 a meridian axe
      6 a mourner's robe
      6 a mouse coachman hat
      6 an egg
      6 a pair of black boots
      6 a pair of black kid boots
      6 a pair of dark grey trousers
      6 a pair of fingerless gloves
      6 a pair of furry boots
      6 a pair of grey pinstripe suit trousers
      6 a pair of lacy black sandals
      6 a pair of lightweight beige linen trousers
      6 a pair of white cotton panties
      6 a paper bag
      6 a playing card
      6 a purple and yellow striped hat
      6 a purple rose
      6 a red feather boa
      6 a rough hessian robe
      6 a rusted iron pole
      6 a rusted iron sheet
      6 a second-hand lab robe
      6 a small brass coin
      6 a small cardboard box
      6 a small label
      6 a toy mardi-gras float
      6 a wooden fan
      6 a yellow ribbon
      6 a yellow sash
      7 a black cotton dress
      7 a black silk shirt
      7 a black trenchcoat
      7 a blue cloth apron
      7 a canvas sailor's kilt
      7 a closed cheap flimsy chapbook
      7 a copper necklace
      7 a feather duster
      7 a gaudy red plaid shirt
      7 a half rotten chocolate cent
      7 a half rotten corn on the cob
      7 a half rotten herring
      7 a half rotten loaf of farmhouse bread
      7 a half rotten loaf of sourdough bread
      7 a half rotten overripe plum
      7 a hard leather cap
      7 a knobbly mace
      7 a long dark cloak
      7 a map of Bes Pelargic plate
      7 an alligator tooth necklace
      7 an elegant toupee
      7 a paint brush
      7 a pair of light cotton trousers
      7 a pair of old trousers
      7 a pair of priest's sandals
      7 a piece of writing paper
      7 a pink cotton bodice
      7 a riding crop
      7 a set of woolly underwear
      7 a sheet of papyrus
      7 a shiny blue ribbon
      7 a string tie
      7 a white Djelian loincloth
      7 a white undershirt
      7 a wooden shingle
      7 a yellow raincoat
      8 a bone knife
      8 a dao
      8 a fluffy pink towel
      8 a katana scabbard
      8 a linen bag
      8 an old brown coat
      8 an old iron saucepan
      8 an old once-white shirt
      8 a pair of baggy clown pants
      8 a pair of black baggy trousers
      8 a pair of grey linen trousers
      8 a pair of ornate metal gauntlets
      8 a pair of reading glasses
      8 a pair of thigh-high black leather boots with five inch heels
      8 a shiny brass coin
      8 a short scimitar
      8 a tattered white dress
      8 a torn cotton shirt
      8 a white desert robe
      8 a wooden hoe
      9 a black silk top hat
      9 a broken bottle
      9 a closed sexy looking bed catalogue
      9 a fine indulgence
      9 a knitted sweater
      9 a mass of grimy rags
      9 a morning star
      9 a nodachi scabbard
      9 a pair of laced sandals
      9 a pair of soft leather gloves
      9 a pair of tattered shorts
      9 a pair of white socks
      9 a red-brown tunic
      9 a sensible beige linen dress
      9 a steel-bladed kama
      9 a straw hat
      9 a trendy blouse
      9 a white smock
      9 a wooden mallet
     10 a black leather belt
     10 a drab red robe
     10 a foil
     10 a large battered kettle
     10 a medium satchel
     10 a medium wooden shield
     10 a pair of blue wool socks
     10 a red smock
     10 a small string bag
     10 a toy camel
     10 a trendy skirt
     10 a wakizashi scabbard
     11 a black M&M clothing box
     11 a black suit jacket
     11 a dagger scabbard
     11 a faded blue himation
     11 a gold earring
     11 a half rotten earth-covered potato
     11 a half rotten red apple
     11 a long sword scabbard
     11 an old sack
     11 a spring
     11 a sugar cube
     11 a wooden club
     12 a blue hand towel
     12 a closed colourful brochure
     12 a green smock
     12 a "I Love Wood" t-shirt
     12 a khopesh
     12 a large wooden club
     12 a nondescript fishing pole
     12 a pair of baggy sailor's trousers
     12 a pair of black suit trousers
     12 a pair of canvas shoes
     12 a pair of hole-ridden leather shoes
     12 a pair of knuckle-dusters
     12 a pair of plain sandals
     12 a set of cotton underwear
     12 a silver sickle
     12 a small metal shield
     13 a claw hammer
     13 a cudgel
     13 a Djelian battle axe
     13 a horned dwarfish helmet
     13 a novice's habit
     13 a pair of lab gloves
     13 a pirate's shirt
     13 a plain linen kilt
     13 a poker
     13 a red collar
     13 a scimitar
     13 a stiletto scabbard
     13 a stout vest
     13 a white linen skirt
     13 a yellow smock
     14 a blonde wig
     14 a chef's hat
     14 a chisel
     14 a crude string bag
     14 a leather gorget
     14 a light blue tunic
     14 an old worn cane
     14 a pair of straw sandals
     14 a red and blue flannel shirt
     14 a scarlet tunic
     14 a smith's hammer
     14 a trendy dress
     15 a ball of congealed sap
     15 a horned helm
     15 a light blue linen gown
     15 an aikuchi dagger
     15 a peeling tile
     15 a spider ice cube
     15 a white linen bag
     16 a battered metal tin
     16 a gold silk midriff top
     16 a grey robe
     16 a grey worsted skirt
     16 a lian
     16 a pointy wizard's hat
     16 a tawny yellow tunic
     17 a copper short sword
     17 a green wool shirt
     17 a rope belt
     17 a startling green dress
     17 a trendy shirt
     18 an embroidered white dress
     18 a pair of black fishnet stockings
     18 a pair of trendy trousers
     18 a plain white shirt
     18 a red-brown smock
     18 a red tunic
     18 a small silver needle
     19 a clay cup
     19 a pair of sharp scissors
     19 a plain guttrah
     19 a simple white linen loincloth
     20 a half rotten carrot
     20 a rotten pine plank
     20 a white cotton robe
     21 a brown turtleneck shirt
     21 a green tunic
     21 a Guild of Bandits' tabard
     21 a meat cleaver
     21 an ash spear
     21 a pair of pointy wizard shoes
     21 a pickaxe
     21 a spiked club
     22 a pair of green trousers
     22 a pair of kogake tabi
     22 a pair of lab goggles
     22 a pair of plain leather boots
     22 a rapier
     22 a set of lacy cotton underwear
     22 a wooden cosh
     22 a yellow tunic
     23 a pair of white boxer shorts
     24 a gold ring
     24 a pair of hobnailed boots
     24 a pair of tacky wooden sandals
     24 a sexy white linen loincloth
     25 a grey tunic
     25 a lantern
     25 a linen kilt
     25 an abacus
     25 a pair of cheap leather boots
     25 a pair of simple sturdy sandals
     26 a blue cotton shirt
     26 a soil-encrusted pitchfork
     26 a wooden ring
     27 a large axe
     27 a leather breastplate
     27 a pair of fawn cotton trousers
     27 a pair of metal clad boots
     28 a black tunic
     29 a bastard sword
     29 a bright copper anklet
     29 a flowery dress
     30 a half rotten hot sausage-inna-bun
     30 an iron mace
     30 a pair of metal gauntlets
     30 a pair of woolly trousers
     30 a Tacticus Academy tie
     31 a pair of leather gloves
     31 a ribboned katana scabbard
     32 a ripped shirt
     33 a brown wool skirt
     33 a plain black dress
     33 some broken glass
     34 a carving knife
     34 a pair of grey worsted trousers
     35 a grey pinstripe suit jacket
     35 a pair of frayed trousers
     36 a pair of black leather shoes
     37 a brass ring
     37 a pair of patched tweed trousers
     37 a walking stick
     38 a bright copper armband
     38 a pair of large leather boots
     38 a quill
     38 a white apron
     39 a megaphone
     40 a starched white shirt
     41 a white short-sleeved cotton shirt
     42 an iron chain
     42 a pair of soft leather sandals
     42 a small clay dish
     44 a pair of black trousers
     45 a cutlass
     45 a pair of heavy cotton breeches
     46 a brown linen shirt
     48 a crooked staff
     48 a leather undershirt
     48 a simple linen chiton
     51 a pair of baggy trousers
     51 a white linen shirt
     52 a frying pan
     53 some silk underwear
     54 a copper ring
     54 a tortoise shell
     57 a stiletto
     57 a two-handed axe
     60 a pair of breeches
     63 a dirty grey robe
     68 a leather apron
     71 an old staff
     74 a pair of torn trousers
     74 a white cotton tunic
     76 a pair of soft leather shoes
     82 a silver ring
     83 a rolling pin
     87 a druidic belt
     92 a cloth robe
    100 a half rotten wad of ground meat
    106 a lightable torch
    108 a long sword
    123 a pair of hard leather boots
    128 a small knife
    130 a knife
    181 a white linen tunic
    192 a pair of leather sandals
    209 a short sword
    225 a jiann
    303 a dagger
    327 a pair of leather breeches
    356 a white cotton shirt
   1519 one Ankh-Morpork half-dollar
   2122 one Ankh-Morpork ten-pence
   2355 one Ankh-Morpork dollar
  24073 one Ankh-Morpork penny

A "something" is an item found in the dark. The distribution appears to be log-normal or similar to it. Unsup (talk) 15:16, 14 July 2020 (EDT)