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Wicked Hannah Morgenstern says with a Sto Plains accent: This is a tricky process, and I need to concentrate. So stay quiet and don't do anything to distract me, or it will all go wrong and your gender change potion will end up turning you into an "it" instead. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern glares warningly at you. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern pours water into an old black kettle and sets it on the stove to heat. The kettle begins to heat up. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern exclaims to you with a Sto Plains accent: I said, be quiet and don't distract me! Wicked Hannah Morgenstern pours the jar of elephant goo and the crushed snail into a small cauldron. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern exclaims to you with a Sto Plains accent: I said, be quiet and don't distract me! Wicked Hannah Morgenstern spills half of the ground spices on the ground while tipping them into the cauldron, mutters something under her breath, and mixes it all up. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern lifts the kettle off the stove as it begins to whistle, and tips most of the boiling water into the cauldron. The rest goes into a handy teapot. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern exclaims to you with a Sto Plains accent: I said, be quiet and don't distract me! The boiling potion has begun to turn a milky white, with swirling veins of blue and pink. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern stirs the potion with the puppy dog tail and mutters something. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern checks the teapot's temperature and swirls it lightly before pouring the brown liquid into a mug and tipping in the handful of sugar. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern tries to add milk from a humorous cow-shaped jug, but isn't looking and the milk spills over the table instead. She takes a swig of her tea, but it's too hot and she chokes on it, sending a mouthful flying into the cauldron. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern says to you with a Sto Plains accent: Because you made me lose my concentration, it all went wrong. If you're feeling brave, take this anyway, but personally I wouldn't. Wicked Hannah Morgenstern gives a small octagonal green phial to you.