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|The imp on the addictometer exclaims: This one is a leetle on the addicted side. Not too much of a drooling basketcase, but certainly erring on that side! Either make the effort and stay here longer, Player, or cut down while you can still be saved! || {{Time ratio|4|9|19|4}} | |The imp on the addictometer exclaims: This one is a leetle on the addicted side. Not too much of a drooling basketcase, but certainly erring on that side! Either make the effort and stay here longer, Player, or cut down while you can still be saved! || {{Time ratio|4|9|19|4}} | ||
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| + | |The imp on the addictometer exclaims: This one is a leetle on the addicted side. Not too much of a drooling basketcase, but certainly erring on that side! Either make the effort and stay here longer, Player, or cut down while you can still be saved! || {{Time ratio|4|12|19|7}} | ||
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|The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear. You're addicted, leetle Player. I'm sorry I have to tell you that, but if you don't do something now, you'll be lost from Roundworld forever! || {{Time ratio|10|21|42|1}} | |The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear. You're addicted, leetle Player. I'm sorry I have to tell you that, but if you don't do something now, you'll be lost from Roundworld forever! || {{Time ratio|10|21|42|1}} | ||
Revision as of 01:18, 31 July 2010
Messages
Order is based on the assumption that the message is determined by your character age:time since first login ratio. This is useful for calculating time since first login.
For the Time ratio template, the arguments are: days part of age, hours part of age, days part of "time since first login", hours part. The ratio is calculated automatically.
| Message | Age (rounded to hours) | Time since first login (rounded to hours) | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| The imp on the addictometer says: Who? Oh... Player. He is hardly ever here. Poor soul must have a life or summat. | 54 days, 19 hours | 3732 days, 2 hours | 0.015 |
| The imp on the addictometer says: Who? Oh... Player. He is hardly ever here. Poor soul must have a life or summat. | 11 days, 7 hours | 570 days, 20 hours | 0.02 |
| The imp on the addictometer says: Who? Oh... Player. He is hardly ever here. Poor soul must have a life or summat. | 22 days, 16 hours | 1470 days, 1 hours | 0.015 |
| The imp on the addictometer says: Ah, Player is a well balanced youngster. Spends only a little time here a day. In short, she is what is technically known as a "slacker". Tsk, tsk. | 98 days, 6 hours | 1435 days, 17 hours | 0.068 |
| The imp on the addictometer says: Ah, Player is a well balanced youngster. Spends only a little time here a day. In short, he is what is technically known as a "slacker". Tsk, tsk. | 250 days, 8 hours | 3729 days, 15 hours | 0.067 |
| The imp on the addictometer says: Ah, Player is a well balanced youngster. Spends only a little time here a day. In short, she is what is technically known as a "slacker". Tsk, tsk. | 29 days, 5 hours | 408 days, 3 hours | 0.072 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Ah, Player is a fairly well balanced youngster. Spends only a couple of hours a day here. There's much room for improvement, though. Log on more often! And for longer! | 6 days, 10 hours | 56 days, 22 hours | 0.113 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: This one is a leetle on the addicted side. Not too much of a drooling basketcase, but certainly erring on that side! Either make the effort and stay here longer, Player, or cut down while you can still be saved! | 4 days, 9 hours | 19 days, 4 hours | 0.228 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: This one is a leetle on the addicted side. Not too much of a drooling basketcase, but certainly erring on that side! Either make the effort and stay here longer, Player, or cut down while you can still be saved! | 4 days, 12 hours | 19 days, 7 hours | 0.233 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear. You're addicted, leetle Player. I'm sorry I have to tell you that, but if you don't do something now, you'll be lost from Roundworld forever! | 10 days, 21 hours | 42 days, 1 hours | 0.259 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Congratulations, Player! You are now officially 'unsaveable'. You spend so much time here that we'd need a crowbar to get you out. But you're still spending time eating, sleeping, and maybe even going out. I'll expect you to admit your addiction and cut down on these non-essential activities very soon! | 96 days, 21 hours | 306 days, 2 hours | 0.316 |
| The imp on the addictometer exclaims: Woohoo! You've made it to the rank of 'Drooling Zombie', Player, but since you're quite clearly impossible to save, I'd expect to see a little more effort from you. I mean, you're obviously spending some considerable time doing other things. Re-evaluate your priorities!! | 37 days, 12 hours | 98 days, 0 hours | 0.383 |
