Player shops
Player shops are a type of real estate that can be rented by players.
A common warning on the chalkboard is that taking things, even fumbled items in a playershop will get you, for instance, heavied in Ankh-Morpork. Hopefully someone who doesn't mind getting fed to crocodiles, nailed upside down to the Brass Bridge, et cetera, will replace this with exactly where the boundaries are. (Recently, there was something about a barrel furniture?)
Contents
Shops
A list of player shops on the Disc. There is also a list of player-run banks.
The table automatically updates from individual shop pages, when such exist, so editing should be done in the Playershop template in those.
City | Location | Name | Owner / manager | Amenities | Size (square yards) | Updated | |
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DJB | 14 Market Street| DJB | 14 Market Street, Northwest of bazaar | The Vulgar Unicorn | Xen | small Nickett and Leggit counter, large shop counter, pickler, blackboard | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
DJB | 5 East Bazaar| DJB | 5 East Bazaar, southeast corner of Bazaar | The People's Bank of Klatch | Ilyas, Nasrin | master People's Bank of Klatch counter, money changer, pickler, imp | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
Holy Wood | 4 The Alley| Holy Wood | 4 The Alley, dark alley | The Mysterium | Pterrific | large shop counter | 90 | 2023-06-01 |
AM | 28 God Street| AM | 28 God Street, southwest | God's Odd Jobb Supplies | Paracelsus, Nasrin, Onnastick | medium shop counter, imp | 70 | 2023-05-05 |
AM | 27 God Street| AM | 27 God Street, north side | Stabba's Bank | Navbug, Nasrin | master Stabba counter, money changer, pickler (A$0.11/item), imp, blackboard | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
AM | 10 Welcome Soap| AM | 10 Welcome Soap, west of the Drum | The Illuminated Teapot | Quotid | medium shop counter, pickler, blackboard, imp, fireplace (to brew on), relaxing fountain (water source) | 70 | 2022-12-02 |
AM | 5 Attic Bee Street| AM | 5 Attic Bee Street, south side | The Bird of Paradise bank | Westley, Nasrin | master Fluffy Rabbits counter, money changer, pickler, blackboard | 100 | 2023-06-01
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AM | Warriors' Guild Memorial Hall, Heroes street| AM | Warriors' Guild Memorial Hall, Heroes street | Godfathers' Lounge | Naleon, Nasrin, Frump | Small People's Bank of Klatch counter, medium shop counter, greeter imp, pickler | 70 | 2023-06-01 |
AM | 14 Filigree Street| AM | 14 Filigree Street, east of the Drum | Puns and Pies | Sylfver, Zetil | deluxe shop counter, blackboard, relaxing fountain | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
AM | 8 Plaza of Broken Moons| AM | 8 Plaza of Broken Moons, southeast corner of Plaza | The Sneaky Hedgehog | Sleet, Nasrin | Medium Nickett and Leggit counter, large shop counter, Medium Bank counter | 100 | 2023-06-01 |
AM | 27b Pallant Street| AM | 27b Pallant Street | The Dragon's Nest | Emily, MotherGoose, Twiddle | large shop counter, money changer, pickler, imp, blackboard | 100 | 2022-11-20 |
AM | Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild Basement| AM | Ankh-Morpork Thieves' Guild Basement | Casi's Castaways | Casiphia | blackjack table, medium poker table, blackboard | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
OC | 2 Quayside Way| Ohulan-Cutash | 2 Quayside Way, near west end, a bit north | The Tradepost | Frump, Nasrin | medium Nickett and Leggit counter, medium shop counter, piano, imp, blackboard, bank counter | 82 | 2023-06-01 |
OC | southwest corner of the market | Gekidoku | Kawakisan | large shop counter | 100 | 2011-03-22 | |
OC | northeast corner of the market | Limul Tekkud | ? | People's Bank of Klatch huge bank counter | 100 | 2011-01-27 | |
Lancre Town | northeastern end of Lancre Town square | Midnight Wanderings | Kireek | medium shop counter, money changer, pickler | 90 | 2011-01-27 | |
Brass Neck | 3 Brass Neck Marketplace| Brass Neck | 3 Brass Neck Marketplace, Southeast of marketplace | Simple Scroll Shop | Wugzi | small shop counter | 40 | 2022-12-02 |
Escrow | 10 (southeast corner) town square | The Styled Highwayman Rides Again | Pipien? | large shop counter, pickler | 90 | 2011-01-27 | |
BP | 3a Wung-chi Lane| BP | 3a Wung-chi Lane, west of the dojo | Lambh deargh abu | Alkifrolic | huge Stabba counter, medium shop counter | 100 | 2022-12-25 |
BP | 24 High Tide Road| BP | 24 High Tide Road, just outside the High Tide Covered Market | Quickie Mart | Quickbeam | medium shop counter, Money Changer, greeter imp, pickler | 70 | 2022-09-28 |
BP | 5 Way of the Dragon| BP | 5 Way of the Dragon, west of the vault | Chocolate Fondue Shack | Kerrie, Faithful,Machiavelli | medium shop counter | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
BP | 2 The Merchant's Market, Golden Sow Lane| BP | 2 The Merchant's Market, Golden Sow Lane, south of Blue Moon Park | The Wyvern's Respite | Damaar, none | large shop counter, imp, blackboard | 100 | 2022-12-02 |
BP | 28 Elysien Lane| BP | 28 Elysien Lane, between dojo and McSweeney estate | Bird of Paradise (CWC branch) | Westley, Nasrin | huge Fluffy Rabbits counter, small shop counter | 80 | 2023-06-02 |
BP | 2a Market Street| BP | 2a Market Street, just east of Elysien St. | Market Street Merchandise Company | Booger, Gnu | large shop counter, blackboard | 100 | 2023-04-27 |
BP | 22 The Serpent| BP | 22 The Serpent, sw, se, ne, ne from Aunty Ogg-San's hut | Needful Things | Gnu, Booger | large shop counter | 80 | 2023-04-27 |
BP | 11 Phoenix Avenue| BP | 11 Phoenix Avenue, northeast of Phoenix Park | Chocolate Brownie Shack | Kerrie | large shop counter | 90 | 2022-12-02 |
BP | 132 Long Street| BP | 132 Long Street, middle of northern Long Street | Nickett and Leggit LLC | Alkifrolic, Nasrin | master Nickett and Leggit counter, money changer, blackboard, pickler, imp | 100 | 2023-06-01 |
BP | 18 Lovers Lane| BP | 18 Lover's Lane, northeast of the Medina | More of Mirodar's Magics | Mirodar, RainbowBeard | small Nickett and Leggit counter, medium shop counter | 70 | 2023-04-27 |
BP | 2 Sampan Bay| BP | 2 Sampan Bay, east of Tuna Walk | Adventurers' Finds | Akera, Nasrin | small People's Bank of Klatch counter, small shop counter | 50 | 2023-06-01 |
City | Name | Location | Owner / manager | Amenities | Size (square yards) | Updated |
Facilities
The owner and managers may hang a single item outside the shop as a sign.
Money changers care about the amount of each individual type of coin in them, and will only function if they contain sufficient of each type needed to carry out a transaction.
The shop float is simply a bucket that the shop owner and managers can deposit any amount of local currency coins into and withdraw any sum up to the total local currency it contains from. Withdrawls from the shop float are automatically made up of the largest denominations available, eg a withdrawl of $8565 will be issued as 1 AM Crown, 5 royals, 6 ten-dollars and 5 dollars.
Bank Counters
A bank comprises one master counter and any number (including zero) of franchise counters. Franchise counters are maintained and operated by the owner of the shop in which they are located, and not the owner of the shop in which the master counter is located. If the franchise counter is either too full for you to make deposits, or too empty for you to withdraw funds, this has to be sorted out by the owner of the premises in which that franchise counter is located.
In all cases the deposit rate on the bank counter as a % of the amount deposited is controlled by the owner of the shop premises that the franchise counter is located in.
In addition, you are unable to withdraw funds from a franchise counter if the shop float does not have enough money to cover the withdrawl.
The master counter has unlimited capacity.
There's this thing about list credit notes ...
Look at a bank counter to see which franchise it belongs to.
Was there a deposit rate below which the bank is losing money?
Rumour: If the master counter is trashed, your balance is not lost. Deposits and withdrawals aren't possible unless someone replaces the master counter, but rent can still be paid by the account.
Blackboards
Shops can have blackboards in them. These are placed against a wall and can be written on.
Changers
Money changers may offer the facility to change coins of one denomination for coins of another denomination in the same currency (e.g. changing dollars into royals) or that of exchanging coins in one currency for those in another currency. The shop owner sets a % fee for each transaction type, and stocks the changer with coins.
Newspaper Box
This will either allow you to buy a current edition of a newspaper, or both the current edition and any back issues you wish to purchase. If a shop has more than one of these, you may need to specify which one you wish to purchase from.
Picklers
Picklers allow players to pickle things such as body parts and vegetables that would otherwise rot and decay.
Postal Counter
This allows the sending and reading of letters through the in-game mud-mail system.
Shop Counter
A shop counter allows things to be sold in the shop. They come in different sizes, which have different capacities.
(Is the capacity in weight? Volume? Items (a container counting at one item)? Also, the capacity taken by items in the queue was changed at some point. Possibly.)
Smithy
Convenient! May charge a little extra than other smithies.
Caged greeter imp
Says something whenever someone enters the playershop.
Facility prices
This log fragment (names changed) dates back from 27 Jul 2003.
The spulluf says to the player shop owner in Morporkian: A) the smithy costs A$6000 (20 square yards) The spulluf says to the player shop owner in Morporkian: B) the small poker table costs A$2000 (10 square yards) The spulluf says to the player shop owner in Morporkian: C) the medium poker table costs A$3000 (20 square yards) The spulluf says to the player shop owner in Morporkian: D) the large poker table costs A$4000 (30 square yards) >> exa spulluf A nice happy person with a nice smile. She is in good shape. She is standing. > The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: E) the money changer coonter costs A$600 (5 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: F) the blackjack table costs A$600 (15 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: G) the small shop coonter costs A$1200 (40 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: H) the medium shop coonter costs A$3000 (60 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: I) the large shop coonter costs A$11000 (80 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: J) the deluxe shop coonter costs A$35000 (100 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: K) the pickler costs A$600 (2 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: L) the blackboard costs A$600 (1 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: M) the newspaper box costs A$2.25 (1 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: N) the newspaper archive box costs A$6.75 (5 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: O) the master bank coonter costs A$40000 (91 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: P) the small bank coonter costs A$1000 (10 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: Q) the bank coonter costs A$2000 (20 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: are) the large bank coonter costs A$4000 (30 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: S) the huge bank coonter costs A$10000 (40 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: T) the postal coonter costs A$16000 (25 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: yoo) the opinion poll costs A$600 (2 square yards) The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: The size of yoor shop be 100 square yards and yoo have 17 square yards of empty space. The playershop owner browses e on the spulluf. The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: The money changer coonter costs A$600 and takes up 5 square yards. The spulluf says to the playershop owner in Morporkian: A box with a bunch of holes in it, it looks loike it will change coins into other types of coins. It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman. >> browse smithy on spulluf The spulluf says to you in Morporkian: I be dealing with the playershop owner roight nayw. You browse smithy on the spulluf.
There's two things that only a playershop owner lease holder (or their appointees) can know about:
- Summon the spulluf, which sells playershop counters.
- Q: What happens to furniture in a playerhouse or a playershop when the lease changes hands? Aberlon 00:20, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
- > functions help list; functions internal There's supposed to be a system of expressions that would, in theory, automate approving playershop items(!). Last I heard, no-one uses it 'cause it's broken.
The bookshop on Diamond Place, Bes Pelargic sells copies of the Shop Owner's Guide, which mentions almost every command to do with player shops (but, not unreasonably, does not duplicate the functions list).
See also
External links
- An annotated version of the Shop Owner's Guide with internal-functions attachment!: http://sined.servebeer.com/sined/fc/book.htm
- Discworld furniture help: expressions
- Discworld item help: Spulluf
- Discworld room help: Player shop
- Discworld room help: Player shop counter
- Discworld room help: Player shop manager office
- Discworld room help: Player shop office
- Discworld room help: Player shop shopfront
- Discworld room help: Player shop storeroom