Parch

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Parch
Ritual information
Nickname ?
Deities Pishe, Sandelfon, Fish, Hat, Sek
Granted to followers of None
GP cost 20
Components none
Required powers speech, movement  ?
Learned At  ?
Skills  ?
Resisted By  ?
Angers?  ?
Type Miscellaneous
Steps  ?
Targets  ?
Description  ?
Notes
Priestwiki Discworld ritual help

Parch is a priest ritual that dries the target. Aside from stopping you from squelching and drying out towels more quickly than wringing, it can dry recently-marbled things, or recently sculpted pottery (to make it ready to be fired).

Performing

This ritual costs 20 GP, and is performed on yourself, someone else, or an object, and is not pk-checked when performed on another player. The target must be wet.

It can also be performed on a cloud created by Fyodor's Nimbus of Porterage, but this is pk-checked. It's not clear what, if anything, this does.  research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 

It requires the powers of speech and movement.

Skills

This ritual uses faith.rituals.misc.self or faith.rituals.misc.target.

Components

This ritual requires no components.

Performing messages

Performing

You mutter a prayer to Sandelfon.
You kneel and offer the gift of moisture to the glory of Sandelfon.
You stand up again, raising your hands to the sky.

Success Pishe version:

The water slides up your body and forms a small raincloud.

Gufnork version:

The water slides off your body and evaporates.

Gapp version:

The water slides off your body and evaporates.

Sandelfon version:

The water slides down your body as if you were a freshly waxed corridor floor.

Fish version:

The water slides down your body as if you had been greased with fish oil.

Hat version:

The water slides off your body and evaporates.

Sek version:

A spurt of flame dries you completely.

All:

You realise that a blue hand towel has dried out.
You feel dry now.


What the target sees

<Priest> says a quick prayer.
<Priest> gets down on her knees and looks pious.
<Priest> stands up, lifting her hands in the air.
A spurt of flame dries you completely.
You feel dry now.

What others see

<Priest> says a quick prayer.
<Priest> gets down on her knees and looks pious.
<Priest> stands up, lifting her hands in the air.

Pishe version:

The water coating <living> rises into the air and forms a small raincloud, which then whisks off.

Gufnork version:

The water coating <living> slithers down her and evaporates.

Gapp version:

The water coating <living> slithers down her and evaporates.

Sandelfon version:

The water coating <living> slithers down her like a freshly waxed corridor floor.

Fish version:

The water coating <living> pools around her and slithers off towards the sea.

Hat version:

The water coating <living> slithers down her and evaporates.

Sek version:

A brief flame envelops <living>, drying her instantly.


Effect

The target is dried. If performed on a person, wet towels they're carrying or wearing will also be dried.

When performed on a cloud you are controlling, you get the following message:

The cardamom brown cloud shivers violently and seems to pull in on itself.

There does not seem to be any further effect.

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