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| {{abbr|sheet of glittery pink paper with a prancing cartoon pony|This is a sheet of flimsy paper, dyed a candyfloss pink and dusted with pretty sparkly glitter.  A smiling pale blue pony, with a yellow and white daisy on its bum, cavorts around in the bottom right-hand corner.}} || not on Kefka's website, this is available from tearing a page from {{Itemdb|7656|cheerful sparkly pink notepad}} || 3.00 || 4 || 6 || {{Dollars|AM$0.354}} ||  
 
| {{abbr|sheet of glittery pink paper with a prancing cartoon pony|This is a sheet of flimsy paper, dyed a candyfloss pink and dusted with pretty sparkly glitter.  A smiling pale blue pony, with a yellow and white daisy on its bum, cavorts around in the bottom right-hand corner.}} || not on Kefka's website, this is available from tearing a page from {{Itemdb|7656|cheerful sparkly pink notepad}} || 3.00 || 4 || 6 || {{Dollars|AM$0.354}} ||  
 
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| {{abbr|sheet of cute <animal> writing paper|This is a nice sheet of writing paper, with a cheerful picture of a kitten in the lower right-hand corner.}} || {{Itemdb|92|purchasable}} || 4.50 || 8 || 12|| {{Dollars|AM$1.20}} || Animals available: kitten, moon dragon, fox, giraffe, monkey, fruitbat, jellyfish, horse, python, lemming, elephant, cow, squirrel, tharga beast, goat, cat, crow, spider, zebra, lamb, raven, wolf, mole, duck, lobster, vermine, ???
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| {{abbr|sheet of cute <animal> writing paper|This is a nice sheet of writing paper, with a cheerful picture of a kitten in the lower right-hand corner.}} || {{Itemdb|92|purchasable}} || 4.50 || 8 || 12|| {{Dollars|AM$1.20}} || Animals available: kitten, moon dragon, fox, giraffe, monkey, fruitbat, jellyfish, horse, python, lemming, elephant, cow, squirrel, tharga beast, goat, cat, crow, spider, zebra, lamb, raven, wolf, mole, duck, lobster, vermine, toad, puppy, ???
 
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| {{abbr|sheet of washi paper|This is a sheet of good handmade mulberry paper, thin and durable.  With its slight translucency and finely textured surface, this paper is perfect for official documents.}} || {{Itemdb|2927|purchasable}} || 4.50 || 8 || 12 || {{Dollars|AM$0.48}} ||  
 
| {{abbr|sheet of washi paper|This is a sheet of good handmade mulberry paper, thin and durable.  With its slight translucency and finely textured surface, this paper is perfect for official documents.}} || {{Itemdb|2927|purchasable}} || 4.50 || 8 || 12 || {{Dollars|AM$0.48}} ||  

Latest revision as of 16:44, 8 April 2022

Papers are used can be used to writing on them or to scribe scrolls.

If a book has any pages torn out, copies can't be made of it at the print shop.

Print shop prices for single papers are charged A$0.002 per 10 characters, plus the base paper price.

Item Source  Weight (grams) Only exact measurements with the academy of artificers balance please!   Width (in) Only exact measurements from measuring tape item please! Beware, when you use it will say the height before the width   Height (in) Only exact measurements from measuring tape item please! Beware, when you use it will say the height before the width   Print shop copy AM$ For twenty copies, divided by 20  Notes
 sheet of cheap writing paper Thin, flimsy, and prone to tearing, this is the sort of paper the Green Slab is printed on. Ink spreads and blotches, pencils make holes in it, and it isn't even much good for fish and chips. On the bright side, it's cheap.  purchasable, not mentioned on Kefka's site but available from: cheap flimsy chapbook 3.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+8 AM$0.02
 sheet of cheap papyrus This is extremely cheap papyrus that's thin, flimsy, and prone to cracking. The strips of reed are clearly visible and the pith barely holds together to form a surface suitable for writing on.  not on Kefka's website, this is available from tearing a page from cheap papyrus notebook 13.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+16 AM$0.042
 sheet of papyrus This is a sheet of papyrus of good quality.  purchasable, also not listed on Kefka's site but available from: guild supplies store in DJB Guild of Embalmers 18.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05
 piece of writing paper This is a nice sheet of writing paper.  purchasable or npc. also not mentioned on Kefka's site but available from: Aunie's General Store in Genua, William de Worde/businessman (around Speedwell Street) in Ankh-Morpork, tearing a page from notepad / yellow book / red book 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05
 piece of writing paper This is a piece of thick writing paper. It looks perfect for marbling.  purchasable 9.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+320 AM$0.80 Listed in cosy little stationer's shop@Sto Lat as 'a piece of marbling paper' and in craft room@Ninja Guild as 'blank writing paper'
 paper A piece of white paper. If you had some sort of writing utensil, you could probably write on it.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+64 AM$0.16
 piece of writing paper with <colour> edges This is a nice sheet of writing paper with the edges dyed <colour>.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05 Edge colours available, pale pink, black, grey, white, brown, violet, blue, moss green, yellow, orange, red, ???
 piece of <colour>-edged writing paper This is a nice sheet of writing paper with the edges dyed <colour>.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05 Edge colours available: black, yellow, blue, red, brown, ???
 <colour> piece of paper This is a fine piece of paper, which has been dyed <colour>.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+128 AM$0.32 Available colours: black, white, grey, sandy, yellow, beige, brown, blue, violet, red, orange, ???
 sheet of parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment. Clearly, someone thought that writing was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  Tearing a page from blank books from Ecclesiastical Curiosity Shop 11.00 4 6 &&&&&&&&&&&&+286 AM$0.716 Shopkeeper is pretty weird, skin isn't named - human skin?
 sheet of parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment. Clearly, someone thought that writing was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of thinly sliced cow skin as this.  purchasable 11.00 4 6 &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 AM$4.00
 sheet of lined parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment. Clearly, someone thought that writing was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of thinly sliced cow skin as this. That same someone thoughtfully considered the average writer, and ruled faint lines across the sheet in order to keep order on the page.  purchasable 11.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&+1612 AM$4.032
 sheet of Slippery Hollow parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment. At the top of the sheet is a beautifully drawn sketch of Slippery Hollow itself, below which the name of the village is written in flowing script. It needs no additional writing to proclaim where you bought it and to make all your friends jealous of your travels.  purchasable 11.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&+1612 AM$4.032
 sheet of crested parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with the crest of the Guild of Assassins and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  Not listed on Kefka's site, purchasable from William Smith [1]
 sheet of black widow parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a black widow spider perched in her web and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  purchasable Listed by vendor as "sheet of Black Widow House parchment"
 sheet of cobra house parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a cobra coiling hypnotically and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  purchasable Listed by vendor as "sheet of Cobra House parchment", it might be wrong that the short name listed here has house in it too
 sheet of scorpion parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a scorpion poised to strike and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  purchasable Listed by vendor as "sheet of Scorpion House parchment"
 sheet of tree frog parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a beady-eyed tree frog and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  purchasable Listed by vendor as "sheet of Tree Frog House parchment"
 sheet of viper house parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a viper amidst long grass and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  purchasable Listed by vendor as "sheet of Viper House parchment", it might be wrong that the short name listed here has house in it too
 sheet of raven parchment This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with an unkindness of ravens perched in a tree, and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre". Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.  Not listed on Kefka's site, purchasable from William Smith [2] Listed by vendor as "sheet of Raven House parchment", short name here is probably wrong
 sheet of vellum This is a sheet of high quality vellum. Clearly, someone thought that writing was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of thinly sliced calf skin as this.  purchasable 4.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&+2400 AM$6.00 Only an unashamedly evil organisation would habitually write on baby animal skin...
 sheet of linen paper Thick and creamy, with a delicious texture and a faint jade green tinge, this paper is ideal for adding a subtle touch of class to your writing.  purchasable 9.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 AM$1.20
 sheet of deckle-edged paper Thick and creamy, with a smooth texture and a soft blushing lavender wash around the neat deckled edges, this paper is ideal for adding a subtle touch of elegance and precision to your writing.  purchasable 9.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 AM$1.20
 small piece of cigarette paper item description  purchasable, not mentioned on Kefka's site but available from: book of cigarette papers 0.1 1 2
 large piece of cigarette paper This is a large piece of paper that you can use for rolling your own cigarettes.  purchasable, not mentioned on Kefka's site but available from: book of large cigarette papers 0.2 1 4
 sheet of <colour> glittery paper This thick, rough-textured paper, with <colour> glitter impregnated across the surface, is ideal for adding a bright sparkly flavour to your writing.  purchasable 10.100 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 AM$1.20 Colours available: pale pink, green, ???
 sheet of glittery pink paper with a prancing cartoon pony This is a sheet of flimsy paper, dyed a candyfloss pink and dusted with pretty sparkly glitter. A smiling pale blue pony, with a yellow and white daisy on its bum, cavorts around in the bottom right-hand corner.  not on Kefka's website, this is available from tearing a page from cheerful sparkly pink notepad 3.00 4 6 &&&&&&&&&&&&+141 AM$0.354
 sheet of cute <animal> writing paper This is a nice sheet of writing paper, with a cheerful picture of a kitten in the lower right-hand corner.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 AM$1.20 Animals available: kitten, moon dragon, fox, giraffe, monkey, fruitbat, jellyfish, horse, python, lemming, elephant, cow, squirrel, tharga beast, goat, cat, crow, spider, zebra, lamb, raven, wolf, mole, duck, lobster, vermine, toad, puppy, ???
 sheet of washi paper This is a sheet of good handmade mulberry paper, thin and durable. With its slight translucency and finely textured surface, this paper is perfect for official documents.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+192 AM$0.48
 sheet of torinoko paper Known for its lustrous eggshell finish, "child of the egg" paper is traditionally used for art printing and semi-official documents.  purchasable 10.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+384 AM$0.96
 sheet of hanshi paper This is a sheet of traditional writing paper, thin and translucent.  purchasable 4.00 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+192 AM$0.48
 sheet of aizome paper Dyed a gently textured indigo, this paper is ideal for origami and for bearing good wishes.  purchasable 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&+192 AM$0.48
 piece of red paper item description  purchasable 503.9915 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 AM$8.002 Price includes word since cannot be removed. Weighs over a pound, more than any other piece of paper, maybe all that magic? Comes with this but can be written on more: Written in Agatean: BOO !!!
 piece of script paper This is a piece of paper that looks as if it has been torn out of a script.  Not on Kefka's site, this is found by searching backstage in the Dysk 4.50 8 12 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05 Price NOT including words since they vary. Can be written on but has plays already on it "Written in faint pencil in Morporkian:" such as The Lancre Play (Wyrd Sisters), Mallo, the Tyrant of Klatch...
 scrap of paper This is a a plain scrap of paper.  npc 2.00 3 6 &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 AM$0.05 Comes with various messages (but more can be written on them): Written in ink in Morporkian: >To John, >Meet me on my ship. >John Brown — To the sweetest little girl, >Meet me where we first met. >Sir Ernests
 piece of deep sea-blue packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of crispy, crinkly wrapping paper in a gorgeous deep blue shade, reminiscent of the waves of the ocean on a clear summer's day. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  purchasable A rare corner of neatness (west) in the Harbour Market, Ephebe  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+660 S3|42de Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of foamy white packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of crispy, crinkly wrapping paper, decorated with a pattern that recalls the foam on the waves on a clear summer's day. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  purchasable A rare corner of neatness (west) in the Harbour Market, Ephebe  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+660 S3|42de Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of sea-green packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of crispy, crinkly wrapping paper in a beautiful sea-green shade, reminiscent of the depths of the ocean under the waves. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  purchasable A rare corner of neatness (west) in the Harbour Market, Ephebe  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+660 S3|42de Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of seahorse patterned packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of crispy, crinkly wrapping paper in a gorgeous shade of deep blue, decorated with delicate little seahorses. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  purchasable A rare corner of neatness (west) in the Harbour Market, Ephebe  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+660 S3|42de Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of silvery packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of crispy, crinkly wrapping paper, coloured the elusive, flashing silver of a shoal of tiny fish as they dart and turn together to escape a hunter. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  purchasable A rare corner of neatness (west) in the Harbour Market, Ephebe  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+660 S3|42de Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of plain brown packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of plain brown packaging paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package. Try wrapping up your gift in it.  purchasable Goldenleaf's Quality Packaging, Bes Pelargic  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 1Rh 30s Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of plain white packaging paper This is a lovely big piece of plain white packaging paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package. Try wrapping up your gift in it.  purchasable Goldenleaf's Quality Packaging, Bes Pelargic  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 1Rh 30s Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of crisp white tissue paper This is a lovely big piece of crisp white tissue paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package. Try wrapping up your gift in it.  purchasable Goldenleaf's Quality Packaging, Bes Pelargic  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 1Rh 30s Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of plain tissue paper This is a lovely big piece of plain tissue paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package. Try wrapping up your gift in it.  purchasable Goldenleaf's Quality Packaging, Bes Pelargic  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 1Rh 30s Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 piece of blank wrapping paper This is a big piece of blank wrapping paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a present.  purchasable Ninja Guild's craft room or Sto-Lat stationer  ? 36 36 &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 2Rh Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
 roll of [pattern or colour] wrapping paper This is a big roll of [pattern or colour] wrapping paper. It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a present.  purchasable Ankh-Morpork (Toomer Stationers, stall, Stationery Warehouse)  ? 36 2 &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 AM$1.50 Price for each paper. Holds about 25 lb or 60 items.
Needs adding:
DJB postcards: bazaar - harbour - oasis - palace - pyramid - stoning ground - tomb
Escrow postcards: town square, Escrow at night
postcard of Slice
BP calligrapher's shop cards: Agatean birthday - Agatean get-well-soon - Auriental congratulatory - Auriental valentine - Auriental wedding invitation - flatulent water buffalo - Happy Agatean New Year
AM Card Shop: souvenir, blank, congratulations, fancy green, get better, get resurrected soon, happy AshkEnte, happy graduation, happy new wart, Hogswatch, red birthday, red white-edged, Soul Cake Days, thank-you, wedding invitation
Newbie Museum: postal card, personal postal card
Caroc card

See also