From Discworld MUD Wiki
This witch noticed a recent rise in people with missing noses and smelled a golden business opportunity. She sprang into action immediately, saving up to enrol in a correspondence course with the Academy of Artificers. After several years of training as a finesmith, she finally earned her licence and opened a stall on her street - just a little late. She has sharp brown eyes and a piercing gaze. She is in good shape. She is standing behind the glass display counter. You can't help but notice eleven warts upon her face. She has an amethyst-studded sterling silver false nose glued to her face. Holding : a small hammer (left hand). Wearing : a pair of small half-moon spectacles, a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of fingerless gloves, a startling green dress and a pointy black hat.
She can help you, on request, to get rid of unwanted noses you might have on your face.