NPC insights

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Ever wondered what stats, skills or alignments various NPCs have? Then you've found the right page.

The data below captures our findings. The research generally involves the following tools:

  • The Holy Insight ritual, for stats and rough bonuses.
  • The See Alignment ritual, for general alignment and the deity they follow, if any.
  • The Detect Alignment ritual, for precise alignment measurements.
  • The Bless and Wrath rituals, for stats bonuses and pentalties for further refinements.

See the research page for details on how the data is processed.

In most cases there is some random factor involved, therefore multiple records per single NPC may be listed to provide a better picture. Unique NPCs hopefully vary less than generic specimens. The formula might work for non-humans but you'll need to measure their weight via some other means.

As Holy Insight doesn't work very well for extremely high skills or stats, we often wander into the territory of infinity. The ranges can be refined by giving NPCs stat boosts or penalties, with Bless and Wrath being particularly useful in this case. Bonuses are available for fighting, covert, faith and magic root trees, as well as adventuring.perception and adventuring health. Weights are in kilograms.

Humans

Human NPCs are simple to inspect and the abovementioned formula can generally be applied.

Unique humans

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Aaron Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Albert Death's domain 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 barely evil
Agnes Nitt Mad Stoat 10-11 10-11 23+ 17-18 10-11 150-200 0 0 300-350 200-250 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323 ?
Agnetha Phedre Slippery Hollow 12-14 23+ 12-14 23+ 23+ 200-250 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 98.55+ 2398+ ?
Althea of Pishe Ankh-Morpork 15-16 12-14 12-14 15-16 19-20 400+ 0 400+ 0 400+ 400+ 85.3-87.95 3477+ extremely good, Pishe
A man named Sue Ankh-Morpork 12-14 ? 12-14 0 12-14 350-400 0 0 ? 400+ 400+ ? ? neutral
Analla Lumberg Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 ?
Annie Spindlewits Brass Neck 12-14 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Aristide Felon Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 200-250 0 0 250-300 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Aroh Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Artan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Arthur Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Arty Ludd Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 100-150 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Baldwin's apprentice Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 200-250 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Baldwin "the Disemboweler" MacAvrik Ankh-Morpork 23+ 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 106.5+ 3747+ ?
Ben the ex-herbalist Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 250-300 0 150-200 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 extremely good, Pishe
Benna of Hat Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092 ?
Buffey Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Captain Angua Ankh-Morpork 23+ 17-18 12-14 17-18 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 93.25+ 3708+ neutral The blonde wolf in her human form.
Captain Smith Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350-400 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Celina Klatch 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 ? ?
Chidder Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350+ 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Christopher of Gufnork Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 quite good, Gufnork
Claud Genua 6-7 23+ 15-16 23+ 0-5 400+ 350-400 0 0 300-350 400+ 93.25+ 3389+ ?
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian camp 12-14 19-20 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 300-350 400+ 98.55+ 3531+ ? Location of the camp varies.
Commander Vimes Ankh-Morpork 17-18 17-18 15-16 15-16 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 300-350 400+ 85.3-87.95 3513+ ?
cook Ankh-Morpork 8-9 19-20 12-14 15-16 8-9 150-200 150-200 0 0 66-100 150-200 80-82.65 1482-1879 ? Thieves' Guild cook.
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler Ankh-Morpork 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 0 0 0 0 0 0 74.7-80 ? neutral
Decate the Dreadful Ephebe 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 400+ 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 400+ 90.6-93.25 3571+ ?
Delbert Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Diego Montoya Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Doctor Whiteface Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 66-100 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Dodgy Bill Mad Stoat 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Duncan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Eduard Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 250-300 106.5+ 2612+ ?
Elmira Razorback 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Elusive Adriano Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Elusive Ron Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 250-300 0 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 ?
Ethel Applebaum Scrogden 12-14 12-14 21 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Fai Chu Bes Pelargic 15-16 23+ 19-20 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 101.2+ 3596+ ?
Feather Ramkin Barbarian camp 10-11 21 15-16 8-9 8-9 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+ ? Location of the camp varies.
Fillet of Fish Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 neutral, Fish
Francis with his ukulele of pain Ankh-Morpork 17-18 8-9 6-7 17-18 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 350-400 90.6-93.25 3199-3614 ?
Frank Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Freda Glottik Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Fujiyama Osanawa Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
Fulber Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Gadmere Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Gassy Holmfirth Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Gennie Applebottom Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
Ginzo of Hat Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092 ?
Goodie Darncliff Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 0 77.35-82.65 ? ?
Guido of Gapp Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 good, Gapp
Haia Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Hannah of Sandelfon Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 neutral, Sandelfon
Harmony Stardancer Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 ? ?
Harriett Palm Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 ?
Harry Ankh-Morpork 19-20 15-16 15-16 19-20 23+ 300-350 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 95.9-98.55 2895-3305 good, Gapp
Hibiscus Dunelm Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 neutral
Hilta Goatfounder Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Hin-lop-heds Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+ ?
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic 15-16 23+ 19-20 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 101.2+ 3596+ ?
Hrun Ankh-Morpork 15-16 15-16 8-9 17-18 8-9 200-250 0 0 0 100-150 250-300 87.95-90.6 2397-2808 neutral
Hsif K'nip Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 12-14 23+ 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Hugh Barbarian camp 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ? Location of the camp varies.
Ilik Tanikalot Ankh-Morpork 8-9 22 23+ 19-20 10-11 350-400 350-400 0 0 400+ 300-350 87.95-90.6 2637-3050 ?
Ilir Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 250-300 0 0 250-300 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
Iris Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Jak Raplin Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Kang Wu Bes Pelargic 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 106.5+ 3747+ Hat Patrols the black market.
Khin-bin-lap Djelibeybi 10-11 17-18 23+ 12-14 10-11 250-300 0 0 400+ 250-300 300-350 74.7-80 2510-2964 ?
Klepton the Fixer Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 300-350 0 0 300-350 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Kordane Ankh-Morpork 10-11 22 17-18 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+ ?
Leena Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Linny Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 0 0 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Lip-bibh-khin Djelibeybi 10-11 19-20 19-20 15-16 10-11 250-300 0 0 400+ 200-250 300-350 80-82.65 2589-2999 ?
Louis Bingham Ankh-Morpork 17-18 6-7 12-14 17-18 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 90.6-93.25 2083-2490 ?
Luc Genua 10-11 21 15-16 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+ ?
Lucy Tockley Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback 12-14 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 150-200 0 0 350-400 200-250 250-300 69.4-72.05 2120-2535 ?
Madam Yena Genua 10-11 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 66-100 0 0 150-200 66-100 100-150 66.75-69.4 1060-1436 ?
Maiciany Barbarian camp 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 250-300 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ? Location of the camp varies.
Mama Diksha Bes Pelargic 10-11 23+ 22 10-11 23+ 200-250 400+ 0 350-400 250-300 250-300 72.05-74.7 2126-2527 ?
Mamie Olivia Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Mamma Filomena Genua 12-14 12-14 19-20 19-20 19-20 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 300-350 90.6-93.25 2734-3165 ?
Mariania Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Mihk-gran-bohp Djelibeybi 10-11 17-18 8-9 17-18 17-18 200-250 0 300-350 0 150-200 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323 ?
Millie Hopgood Slice 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 150-200 250-300 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Min Bertram Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 100-150 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral Not actually a Gappic. Reported.
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246 ?
Mort Death's domain 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 neutral
Mr Founder Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
Mr Smith Barbarian camp 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 ? Location of the camp varies.
Mr Werks Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
Mrs Gogol Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Mum Blithesome Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 15-16 12-14 15-16 200-250 0 0 300-350 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Nadow Ankh-Morpork 12-14 15-16 23+ 15-16 23+ 200-250 0 0 250-300 200-250 200-250 82.65-85.3 1933-2360 ?
Nanny Ogg Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Neelie Awkside Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Nora Bodgett Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
nosy witch Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 17-18 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Nertue Genua 12-14 23+ 15-16 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+ ?
Niknax Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 ?
Notorious Jones Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Notserp Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 15-16 19-20 12-14 200-250 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 90.6-93.25 1990-2415 ?
Nyvven Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 23+ 150-200 0 0 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Old Auntie Ogg-San Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 400+ 400+ 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Old John Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 neutral
old lady Bes Pelargic 10-11 10-11 23+ 8-9 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 66.75-69.4 838-1102 ? Fruitbat Fabrics.
Oliver Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Olivia Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
One Tender Tulip Bes Pelargic 12-14 23+ 12-14 22 23+ 350-400 300-350 0 0 400+ 400+ 95.9-98.55 3515+ ?
Ozzie Guntram Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 0 0 350-400 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Pamela Blonde Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Phos-phor Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Prissy Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Pthaliaa Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+ ?
Ptricza Ptrete Djelibeybi  ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Raffy the Rook Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 200-250 0 0 300-350 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Ragman Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Rixacardo Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 ?
Ronel Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
Ronnie 'Cheese It' Boggis Bes Pelargic 12-14 22 15-16 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+ ?
Rudolpho of Sek Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 extremely evil, Sek
Saira Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Salan Feiht Ankh-Morpork 19-20 23+ 10-11 15-16 12-14 250-300 250-300 0 0 150-200 300-350 87.95-90.6 2840-3255 ?
Sam Slager Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 200-250 0 200-250 250-300 98.55+ 2398+ ?
Scoone of Hat Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 350-400 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 evil, Hat
Scrakkik Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Septa DeBlano Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Sergeant Bacchus Ankh-Morpork 17-18 17-18 15-16 17-18 15-16 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 90.6-93.25 3571+ ?
Shifty Jim Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Sir Reynold Stitched Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Slim Stevie Mad Stoat 17-18 12-14 12-14 17-18 12-14 66-100 100-150 0 0 66-100 150-200 90.6-93.25 1711-2116 ?
S.M.W.L. Dhibbjaramasphelopetalon Ankh-Morpork 8-9 8-9 15-16 8-9 22 0 0 66-100 0 0 0 66.75-69.4 ? neutral
Sol Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Stephen Jobbes Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
Straker Ludd Sto Lat 12-14 21 15-16 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+ ?
Stren Withel Ankh-Morpork 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 6-7 150-200 200-250 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 neutral
the Weasel Ankh-Morpork 10-11 23+ 15-16 8-9 8-9 200-250 300-350 0 0 150-200 250-300 66.75-69.4 2039-2438 neutral
Tiffany Glitter Pekan Ford 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+ ?
Tneduts Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246 ?
Tue Fluffy Panda Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 200-250 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 ?
Tuffy the Vampire Slayer Escrow 23+ 23+ 15-16 23+ 15-16 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 106.5+ 3747+ ?
Very Reverend Khepresh anywhere 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 200-250 400+ 82.65-85.3 3379+ ?
Vy of Fish Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 15-16 23+ 250-300 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092 ?
Vyrt Ephebe 10-11 23+ 23+ 23+ 10-11 400+ 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 95.9+ 3478+ ?
Wee Flaudia Mad Wolf 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 200-250 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 ?
Wreck-Me-Own-Boat Thursday Isle of Tonahamen 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 66-100 0 0 0 66-100 66-100 74.7-80 889-1178 ?
Y Llit Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 ?
Zilda Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?

Generic humans

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
architect none Djelibeybi 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 ?
barge sailor drunken Ohulan-Cutash 10-11 19-20 12-14 12-14 8-9 66-100 0 0 0 0 66-100 74.7-80 889-1178 ?
barge sailor inebriated Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 15-16 12-14 8-9 66-100 0 0 0 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246 ?
barge sailor intoxicated Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 17-18 8-9 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 0 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 ?
beggar rich Ankh-Morpork 10-11 8-9 12-14 12-14 15-16 150-200 0 150-200 0 150-200 150-200 74.7-80 1471-1892 ?
captain Fang Bes Pelargic 10-11 17-18 12-14 15-16 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 80-82.65 2232-2638 ?
captain Hong Bes Pelargic 10-11 21 10-11 10-11 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 72.05-74.7 2126-2527 ?
ceremonial guard none Djelibeybi 17-18 21 15-16 21 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 98.55 3626+ ?
ceremonial guard none Djelibeybi 17-18 23+ 10-11 21 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 98.55 3626+ ?
ceremonial sentry none Djelibeybi 19-20 23+ 15-16 19-20 0-5 400+ 0 0 ? 250-300 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+ ?
citadel guard none Ephebe 12-14 22 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 98.55+ 3531+ ?
guard thief none Ankh-Morpork 6-7 23+ 10-11 23+ 10-11 400+ 350-400 0 0 400+ 400+ 93.25+ 3389+ ?
little old lady none Ankh-Morpork 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 74.7-80 1471-1892 ?
man mean Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 19-20 10-11 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 90.6-93.25 2362-2790 ? Delbert's group.
man strong Ankh-Morpork 12-14 17-18 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 98.55+ 3153+ ? Delbert's group.
nobleman important, Hong Bes Pelargic 10-11 17-18 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 74.7-80 1818-2250 ?
palace guard none Djelibeybi 10-11 15-16 12-14 17-18 10-11 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 85.3-87.95 2653-3061 ?
palace guard none Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 12-14 12-14 10-11 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 74.7-80 2510-2964 ?
palace guard none Djelibeybi 12-14 15-16 10-11 12-14 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415 ?
palace guard bitter Ankh-Morpork 19-20 22 17-18 19-20 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 250-300 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+ ?
palace guard edgy Ankh-Morpork 19-20 19-20 17-18 19-20 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+ ?
party-goer groggy Djelibeybi 10-11 15-16 12-14 17-18 8-9 100-150 0 0 0 0 100-150 85.3-87.95 1189-1586 ?
soldier none Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 15-16 12-14 10-11 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 72.05-74.7 1820-2233 ?
soldier none Ohulan-Cutash 17-18 12-14 8-9 15-16 8-9 200-250 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 85.3-87.95 2049-2452 ?
strongarm angry Ohulan-Cutash 15-16 17-18 8-9 12-14 10-11 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1937-2367 ?
strongarm burly Ohulan-Cutash 10-11 15-16 12-14 15-16 10-11 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 80-82.65 1875-2277 ?
strongarm grizzled Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 15-16 12-14 12-14 8-9 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 ?
strongarm psychotic Ohulan-Cutash 10-11 17-18 10-11 17-18 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323 ?
strongarm scarred Ohulan-Cutash 15-16 17-18 10-11 12-14 6-7 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 77.35-82.65 2289-2728 ?
thug grizzled, Fang Bes Pelargic 10-11 17-18 10-11 15-16 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 80-82.65 1875-2277 ?
thug grizzled, Hong Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 10-11 15-16 8-9 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 82.65-85.3 1933-2360 ?
thug powerful, Hong Bes Pelargic 10-11 17-18 10-11 15-16 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 80-82.65 1875-2277 ?
Zoon sailor none Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 15-16 10-11 15-16 10-11 66-100 0 0 0 0 66-100 82.65-85.3 965-1262 ?
woman thuggish Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 10-11 350-400 300-350 0 0 400+ 400+ 106.5+ 3747+ ? Thieves' Guild heavy.

Dwarfs

Unique dwarfs

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Dogbottler Ankh-Morpork 15-16 17-18 12-14 19-20 15-16 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 ? ? ?
Sergeant Littlebottom Ankh-Morpork 15-16 17-18 12-14 19-20 15-16 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ ? ? ?

Generic dwarfs

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes

Trolls

Unique trolls

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Detritus Holy Wood 23+ 8-9 8-9 23+ 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 350-400 ? ? ?
Ruby Holy Wood 21 6-7 8-9 23+ 10-11 150-200 0 150-200 0 100-150 200-250 ? ? ?
the splatter Ankh-Morpork 23+ 8-9 0-5 23+ 6-7 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 350-400 ? ? neutral The tough bouncer of the Mended Drum.

Generic trolls

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes

Other species

Unique other species

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Constable Swires Ankh-Morpork 10-11 21 12-14 19-20 12-14 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 400+ ? ? ? A gnome.
Death Death's domain 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ? ? neutral HE WHO TALKS LIKE THIS. HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY ALIGNMENT, PROBABLY WEIGHS NOTHING AND HAS ZERO HP.
Retlobgod Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 300-350 ? ? ? A golem.
Sebboh Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 17-18 200-250 0 300-350 0 150-200 300-350 ? ? ? A seven-handed demon.
Darth Jolene Ankh-Morpork 22 19-20 17-18 21 17-18 400+ 0 0 ? 400+ 400+ ? ? ? Eldritch One (Halloween Special).
The Beast Ankh-Morpork 19-20 23-25 10-11 ? 9 350-400 300-350 0 0 400+ 400+ ? ? ? A Beast who lurks about northern Ankh-Morpork.
The enraged giant Hogswatch tree Sto-Lat 23-25 6-8 10-11 23-25 17-18 350-400 0 0 ? 200-250 400+ ? ? ? A seasonal tree imported by the Rotary Club of Sto Lat during Hogswatch.
The enraged giant Hogswatch sapling Sto-Lat  ?<6 ? 10-11 10-11 17-18 100-150 0 0 ? 100-150 ? ? ? ? A minion summoned by an irritated and often poked tree.

Generic other species

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Redwood towering Uberwald Forest 23-25 6-8 10-11 23-25 17-18 400+ ? ? ? ? 400+ ? ? ?
Oak mighty Uberwald Forest 23-25 6-8 10-11 23-25 17-18 300-350 ? ? ? 200-250 400+ ? ? ?

Animals

Unique animals

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Aggy the pale green swamp dragon SS Unsinkable 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? One of the dragons powering the ship.
blonde wolf Ankh-Morpork 23+ 17-18 12-14 17-18 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ ? ? ? Captain Angua in her wolf form.
Florette the bunny rabbit Ankh-Morpork 10-11 21 8-9 8-9 6-7 66-100 0 0 100-150 66-100 100-150 ? ? neutral Temple of Small Gods bunny.
Gaspode Holy Wood 15-16 23+ 10-11 19-20 8-9 100-150 0 0 0 0 100-150 ? ? ? The wonder dog.
Idiot the bright red swamp dragon SS Unsinkable 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? One of the dragons powering the ship.
Mr Muggins Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 350-400 300-350 ? ? ? Thieves' Guild raccoon.
Mr Tiddles Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 15-16 10-11 15-16 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? Post Office cat.
Nugget the dark purple swamp dragon SS Unsinkable 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 ? 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? One of the dragons powering the ship.

Generic animals

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
rat none Ankh-Morpork 8-9 21 10=11 8-9 8-9 0 0 0 0 ? 0 0.55 ? ?
zebra none terrains 17-18 ? 12-14 19-20 10-11 150-200 0 0 ? 66-100 200-250 ? ? ?
water buffalo none klatchian swamp 17-18 10-11 9 19-20 6-8 250-300 0 ? ? 100-150 350-400 ? ? ?

Summons and pets

This section covers arcane and divine companions, minions and other summons, as well as pets. Notably:

Player summons should include the summoner's skills in the notes.

NPC summons and pets

Short name Type & variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Ahtued the giant fruitbat MHFF Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 400+ ? ? ? Nadow's fruitbat.
cabbage BOA anywhere 8-9 8-9 6-7 8-9 6-7 0 0 0 0 0 0 ? ? ? Summoned by a plump wizard in Ankh-Morpork.

Player summons and pets

Short name Type & variant Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
bloodhound pet
benevolent 		15-16 23+ 10-11 15-16 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 300-350 ? ? ? Camelion's bloodhound.
cloud FNP
small 		23+ 12 12 23+ 13 66-100 0 0 0 400+ 66-100 ? ? neutral Mauve's cloud.
Summoned with a scroll.
ma.sp.mi 316
ma.sp.sp 322
ma.me.el.ai 307
ma.me.el.fi 187
ma.me.el.wa 186
ma.me.sp.su 318
ma.me.sp.ab 251
ma.me.me.chan 236
ma.it.sc 194
cloud FNP
medium 		23+ 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 66-100 0 0 0 400+ 100-150 ? ? neutral Quow's cloud
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ ? ? ? Ablyss, Frazyl's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ ? ? ? Billiwig, Circe's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ ? ? ? Frances, cheeky's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ ? ? ? mayo, pommes's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
large vulture Totem 12-14 23+ 8-9 15-16 6-7 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? Mauve's Totem, Hattian.
Summoned with no modifiers.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.de.ta 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546
moon dragon pet 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 ? ? ? QiYing's cornflower blue moon dragon.
mynah bird pet 17-18 23+ 8-9 8-9 6-7 0 0 0 0 0 300-350 0.95 41-46 ? Murmur, Mauve's mynah bird.
monkey pet 12-14 19-20 22 15-16 10-11 0 ? ? ? 0 200-250 10 305-368 ? Wukong, BeastEaters's monkey.
skeleton warrior GRG
only slightly fierce 		15-16 15-16 8-9 23+ 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 250-300 101.2+ 2460+ ? Sylph's skeleton.
Originally a busy Tang salesman from Bes Pelargic.
ma.me.me.an 215
ma.me.ph.bi 285
ma.me.ph.he 285
ma.me.sp.su 258
ma.sp.de 350
skeleton warrior GRG
very fierce 		15-16 10-11 10-11 23+ 8-9 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 400+ 101.2+ 3596+ ? Sylph's skeleton.
Originally a thin man from Genua.
ma.me.me.an 215
ma.me.ph.bi 285
ma.me.ph.he 285
ma.me.sp.su 258
ma.sp.de 350
skeleton warrior GRG
very fierce 		10-11 8-9 15-16 23+ 10-11 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 95.9+ 3102+ ? Sylph's skeleton.
Originally a persistent beggar from Ephebe.
ma.me.me.an 215
ma.me.ph.bi 285
ma.me.ph.he 285
ma.me.sp.su 258
ma.sp.de 350
skeleton warrior GRG
very fierce 		12-14 10-11 12-14 23+ 10-11 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 400+ 98.55+ 3531+ ? Sylph's skeleton.
Originally a bald Tang bodyguard from Bes Pelargic.
ma.me.me.an 215
ma.me.ph.bi 285
ma.me.ph.he 285
ma.me.sp.su 258
ma.sp.de 350
spectre Unquiet Spirit
moaning 		10-11 19-20 12-14 12-14 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 74.7-80 2510-2964 ? Chymode's spectre.
Summoned with no modifiers.
Originally an old lady from Ankh-Morpork.
fa.ri.de.ar 230
fa.ri.mi.ar 232
fa.ri.sp 332
spectre Unquiet Spirit
sobbing 		12-14 15-16 12-14 15-16 8-9 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 82.65-85.3 3379+ ? Mauve's spectre.
Summoned with no modifiers.
Originally an upset thief from Ankh-Morpork.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 666
fa.ri.sp 546
spectre Unquiet Spirit
sobbing 		6-7 23+ 8-9 17-18 6-7 350-400 0 0 0 150-200 300-350 82.65-85.3 2548-2964 ? Mauve's spectre.
Summoned with no modifiers.
Originally an architect from Djelibeybi.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 677
fa.ri.sp 546
spectre Unquiet Spirit
wailing 		10-11 19-20 12-14 12-14 10-11 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 74.7-80 2856-3321 ? Skippy's spectre.
Summoning modifier: much more difficult.
Originally a sailor from Bes Pelargic.
fa.ri.de.ar 312
fa.ri.mi.ar 213
fa.ri.sp 376
fa.it.ro 270
spectre Unquiet Spirit
wretched 		10-11 15-16 12-14 19-20 6-7 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 87.95-90.6 3411+ ? Mauve's spectre.
Summoned with no modifiers.
Originally a quiet man from Bes Pelargic.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546
truffle pig pet
young 		15-16 12-14 10-11 12-14 8-9 100-150 0 0 0 0 150-200 ? ? ? Kly's or Quow's truffle pig.
whirlwind Dust Devil
unbelievably large
pure faith 		12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 ? ? ? Mauve's Dust Devil.
Summoned with no modifiers.
fa.ri.of.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546
Horse Mount (Munz Charger) 23-25 16 10-11 19-20 ? 300-350 0-36 ? ? 150-200 400+ ? ? ? Stamens Mount (named Móinéar)
Horse stats:
Vitality 14,
Speed 2,
Intuition 86,
Strength 56,
Docility 72
Horse Mount (Sto Plains Charger) 23-25 15-16 10-11 19-20 10-11 350-400 0 0 0 150-200 400+ ? ? ? Proeliator's Mount (named Royal Enfield)
Horse stats:
Vitality 16,
Speed 3,
Intuition 72,
Strength 100,
Docility 39

See also

 
The Priests' Guild
Worshippable deities
Pishe, Goddess of Slight Showers · Gufnork, God of Fluff · Gapp, God of Fine Clothing · Sandelfon, God of Corridors · Hat, Vulture-Headed God of Unexpected Guests · Fish, God of Sea Creatures · Seven-Handed Sek
Rituals
Defensive
Healing
Miscellaneous
Offensive
Items
Commands
Bestow · Consecrate · Pray · Burial commands (conflagrate, decompose, ensumpf, envalise, pyroscipate, shroud and ventisepelate) · Obsecrate · Meditate · Scour · High Priest only: Excommunicate · Absolve · Obsecrate · Invest · Dismiss
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