# Difference between revisions of "NPC insights"

Ever wondered what stats and skills various NPCs have? Then you've found the right page.

The data below captures findings using the Holy Insight ritual.

Weights and hit points are calculated using an adjusted formula from the Hit Point Calculator, specifically, in pseudo code:

``` weight = 45.55 + 2.65 * floor(constitution + 3 * strength)
```
``` if (weight <= 32.5)
factor = floor(20 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 40)
factor = floor(65 + 18 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 47.5)
factor = floor(145 + 16 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 55)
factor = floor(240 + 14 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 62.5)
factor = floor(350 + 12 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 70)
factor = floor(475 + 10 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 77.5)
factor = floor(615 + 8 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 85)
factor = floor(770 + 6 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 92.5)
factor = floor(940 + 4 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 100)
factor = floor(1125 + 2 * weight)
else
factor = 1325
endif
```
``` hitpoints = floor(factor * (constitution + 15) + 2 * health)
```

In most cases there is some random factor involved, therefore multiple records per single NPC may be listed to provide a better picture. Unique NPCs hopefully vary less than generic specimens. The formula might work for non-humans but you'll need to measure their weight via some other means.

As the ritual doesn't work very well for extremely high skills or stats, we often wander into the territory of infinity. The ranges can be refined by giving NPCs stat boosts or penalties, with Bless and Wrath being particularly useful in this case. Bonuses are available for fighting, covert, faith and magic root trees, as well as adventuring.perception and adventuring health. Weights are in kilograms.

## Unique NPCs

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points
Agnes Nitt Mad Stoat 10-11 10-11 23+ 17-18 10-11 150-200 0 0 300-350 200-250 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323
Agnetha Phedre Slippery Hollow 12-14 23+ 12-14 23+ 23+ 200-250 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 98.55+ 2398-2820
Annie Spindlewits Brass Neck 12-14 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Artan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Benna of Hat Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Celina Klatch 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Chidder Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350+ 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Decate the Dreadful Ephebe 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 400+ 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 400+ 90.6-93.25 3571+
Diego Montoya Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Doctor Whiteface Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 66-100 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Elmira Razorback 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Ethel Applebaum Scrogden 12-14 12-14 21 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Freda Glottik Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Fujiyama Osanawa Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Gennie Applebottom Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Ginzo of Hat Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Goodie Darncliff Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Harmony Stardancer Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Hilta Goatfounder Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Hin-lop-heds Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Khin-bin-lap Djelibeybi
Lip-bibh-khin Djelibeybi
Lucy Tockley Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback 12-14 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 150-200 0 0 350-400 200-250 250-300 69.4-72.05 2120-2535
Madam Yena Genua 10-11 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 66-100 0 0 150-200 66-100 100-150 66.75-69.4 1060-1436
Mama Diksha Bes Pelargic 10-11 23+ 22 10-11 23+ 200-250 400+ 0 350-400 250-300 250-300 72.05-74.7 2126-2527
Mamie Olivia Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Mamma Filomena Genua 12-14 12-14 19-20 19-20 19-20 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 300-350 90.6-93.25 2734-3165
Millie Hopgood Slice 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 150-200 250-300 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246
Mrs Gogol Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Mum Blithesome Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 15-16 12-14 15-16 200-250 0 0 300-350 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Nanny Ogg Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Nora Bodgett Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
nosy witch Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 17-18 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Niknax Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Old Auntie Ogg-San Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 400+ 400+ 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
old lady (Fruitbat Fabrics) Bes Pelargic 10-11 10-11 23+ 8-9 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 66.75-69.4 838-1102
Ptricza Ptrete Djelibeybi
Rixacardo Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Septa DeBlano Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Shifty Jim Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Sol Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Tue Fluffy Panda Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 200-250 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Very Reverend Khepresh anywhere 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 400+ 82.65-85.3 3379+
Wee Flaudia Mad Wolf 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 200-250 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608

## Generic NPCs

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points
ceremonial sentry Djelibeybi 19-20 23+ 15-16 19-20 0-5 400+ 0 0 250-300 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+

## Animals

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points

## Miscellaneous

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points