Difference between revisions of "NPC insights"

Ever wondered what stats and skills various NPCs have? Then you've found the right page.

The data below captures findings using the Holy Insight ritual.

Weights and hit points are calculated using an adjusted formula from the Hit Point Calculator, specifically, in pseudo code:

``` weight = 45.55 + 2.65 * floor(constitution + 3 * strength)
```
``` if (weight <= 32.5)
factor = floor(20 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 40)
factor = floor(65 + 18 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 47.5)
factor = floor(145 + 16 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 55)
factor = floor(240 + 14 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 62.5)
factor = floor(350 + 12 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 70)
factor = floor(475 + 10 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 77.5)
factor = floor(615 + 8 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 85)
factor = floor(770 + 6 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 92.5)
factor = floor(940 + 4 * weight)
elseif (weight <= 100)
factor = floor(1125 + 2 * weight)
else
factor = 1325
endif
```
``` hitpoints = floor(factor * (constitution + 15) + 2 * health)
```

In most cases there is some random factor involved, therefore multiple records per single NPC may be listed to provide a better picture. Named NPCs hopefully vary less than generic specimens. The formula might work for non-humans but you'll need to measure their weight via some other means.

As the ritual doesn't work very well for extremely high skills or stats, we often wander into the territory of infinity. The ranges can be refined by giving NPCs stat boosts or penalties, with Bless and Wrath being particularly useful in this case. Bonuses are available for fighting, covert, faith and magic root trees, as well as adventuring.perception and adventuring health. Weights are in kilograms.

Named NPCs

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points
Artan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Benna of Hat Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Chidder Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350+ 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Doctor Whiteface Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 66-100 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Ginzo of Hat Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Hin-lop-heds Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Nanny Ogg Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Niknax Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Shifty Jim Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Sol Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Very Reverend Khepresh anywhere 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 400+ 82.65-85.3 3379+

Generic NPCs

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Health Perception Weight Hit points
Imperial guard Bes Pelargic 17-18 23+ 15-16 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 101.2-106.5 kg 3634+
Imperial guard Bes Pelargic 17-18 23+ 15-16 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 350-400 101.2-106.5 kg 3255-3653
monk puissant Bes Pelargic 15-16 21-21 8-9 10-11 10-11 300-350 0 200-250 0 150-200 300-350 74.7-77.35 kg 2597-3012
monk sly Bes Pelargic 10-11 15-16 10-11 17-18 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 150-200 200-250 85.3-87.95 kg 1921-2323
nobleman self-important McSweeney Bes Pelargic 10-11 15-16 12-14 17-18 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 85.3-87.95 kg 1921-2323
samurai virtuous McSweeney Bes Pelargic 12-14 21 12-14 12-14 8-9 400+ 0 0 0 200-250 350+ 77.35-82.65 kg 2941+