Miscellaneous alcohols
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These are the miscellaneous and ambiguous alcoholic drinks. Mystery drinks go here.
Numbers are not part of the names, but rather distinguish between different drinks with the same short description.
| Name | Type | Amount | Found... | Price range | Alcohol content | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| agabrewn mud This isn't actually mud, although it looks pretty close to being. It's a very cloudly brown drink, and it's probably best not to know what it contains. | other | 1 pint | The Flying Buffalo Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 1Rh 80s | ||
| alcoholic lemonade According to rumour this alcoholic lemonade is squeezed from the rare singing lemon, which has a very alcoholic juice. However, rumour also has it that it is made from paint stripper and lemon scented kitchen cleaner. Either way, here is about one cup of the stuff. (1) | juice | 1 cup | The Stab in the Back | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | ||
| alcoholic lemonade According to rumour this alcoholic lemonade is squeezed from the rare singing lemon, which has a very alcoholic juice. However, rumour also has it that it is made from paint stripper and lemon scented kitchen cleaner. Either way, here is about one pint of the stuff. (1) | juice | 1 pint | The Wine Shop, an alcohol shop on Sickle Street | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 or &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 DjToon 3.00 | ||
| alcoholic lemonade According to rumour this alcoholic lemonade is squeezed from the rare singing lemon, which has a very alcoholic juice. However, rumour also has it that it is made from paint stripper and lemon scented kitchen cleaner. Either way, here is about one pint of the stuff. (1) | juice | 2 pints | Temple of Hat in AM | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | ||
| alcoholic lemonade This is some alcoholic lemonade, about one pint. (2) | juice | 1 pint | An alcohol stall | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 Ls 4|2 | ||
| Apple juice This is a small mug of apple juice. It actually smells alcoholic, or maybe it's just the air. | other | 2 cups | A village tavern | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+48 12p | ||
| asparagus souper It is a vivid green, and hugs the glass tightly. It smells faintly of cabbages. | other | 2 tbsp | The Bucket | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 A$2.50 | ||
| back burner It's almost impossible to look closely enough at this stuff to get any impression of it other than "HANDLE WITH EXTREME CAUTION". Just getting close to the glass is enough to make your eyes water. | other | 2 tbsp | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, A swish tavern | &&&&&&&&&&+12000 $30 | 17 | |
| cabbage juice This is a greenish juice with chunks of cabbage in it. There is about one cup. | juice | 1 pint | The Palace Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+900 A$2.25 | ||
| cabbage juice This is a greenish juice with chunks of cabbage in it. There is about one cup. | juice | 1 cup | Tony Robinson's Bar, The Hammered Anvil Student Deli | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+900 A$2.25 | ||
| carrot juice This appears to be a small measure of carrot juice that smells strongly of alcohol. | juice | 2 tbsp | The Bucket | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | ||
| Cement Chaser A grey, thick liquid with a grainy texture, this drink is definitely for trolls. Despite this the drink looks digestable. | other | 2 pints | The Blue Lias | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 A$1 | ||
| cider Brewed from apples with a slightly sweet taste, mmmm... Yummy. (1) | cider | 1 cup | The Rising Phoenix bar, Agatean Gasthaus, A restaurant sampan ("mostly apple drink" or "almost apple drink"), The Frog and Firkin, The Crested Eagle Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+249 Ls 1|8 3/4 - &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 4Rh 20s | 0.2 | |
| cider Brewed from apples with a slightly sweet taste, mmmm... Yummy. (1) | cider | 1 pint | The Traveller's Inn, The Stab in the Back, The Crimson Leech, The large vulture nest, Tony Robinson's Bar, The Palace Inn, The Dog and Duck (front room), Casino Bar (as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades), The Flying Klatchman Pub, Cutangle Inn (lounge), The bar in the inn in Razorback, The Hunter's Head, The Thieves' Guild Bar, The Emerald Necklace coaching inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 Ls 1|4 1/2 - &&&&&&&&&&&+2400 DjToon 12.00 | 0.2 | |
| cider Brewed from apples with a slightly sweet taste, mmmm... Yummy. (1) | cider | 2 pints | The Skunk Club bar, The Weapons Masters' Court's bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | 0.2 | |
| cider Brewed from apples with a slightly sweet taste, mmmm... Yummy. (1) | cider | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 0.2 | |
| cider This is a refreshing glass of Lancre cider, about one pint. (2) | cider | 1 pint | The Laughing Gnome | &&&&&&&&&&&&+240 Ls 1|8 | ||
| cider This is some Lancre cider, about one pint. (3) | cider | 1 pint | The Goat and Bush | &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 Ls 1|4 1/2 | ||
| diet grog Grog is a secret mixture that is composed of one or more of the follow ingredients: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, rum, red dye #2, scum, axle grease, sulphuric acid, acetone, and/or pepperoni. This, however, is about one pint of Diet Grog, and is designed to satisfy the taste buds of those who don't have the backbone to handle the real stuff. | other | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 40Gc | ||
| drain cleaner This is about about two cups of blue-green drain cleaner. | other | 2 cups | Jose Barreras | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | ||
| eye opener It is purple. No, it's yellow. Definitely yellow, but with a hint of blue. Or is that pink? It smells alcoholic. | other | 2 tbsp | The Bucket | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 A$3 | ||
| festival strength mead This deep golden brown liquid has the sweet smell of honey and the caramelised aroma of the richest, darkest sugar. Alas, there is only about one pint of it. | mead | 1 pint | Temple of Listening Monks shop | &&&&&&&&&&&+3456 LC 2|-|- | ||
| Forest Froth This is a thick drink which looks like you could probably drink it. | other | 2 pints | A pub (Pekan Ford) | &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 A$1.75 | ||
| frog wash Distilled from frogs perhaps, or maybe from pondwater. It smells a bit suspicious. | other | 2 tbsp | The Bucket | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 A$3 | ||
| grog This is about one pint of grog, a secret mixture that is composed of one or more of the follow ingredients: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, rum, red dye #2, scum, axle grease, sulphuric acid, acetone, and/or pepperoni. | grog | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+243 81Gc | ||
| Harry "Spider" Graham's Mindblaster This is a plain-looking drink by cocktail standards, with only two layers, black and white. The only remarkable thing about this drink is that the layers are vertical, a strip of night side by side with a strip of light. There is about two pints. | Other | unlimited | A posh outdoor bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 8.5 | |
| Jym "Wheelbarrows" Maxwell's Exploding Miasma An odd-looking drink, this one, a pale blue liquid with yellow bubbles swirling through it. There is about one pint. | Other | unlimited | A posh outdoor bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 8.5 | |
| Liquid Madness This green bubbling mixture is the Pekan Ford equivalent of scumble. It looks highly corrosive and strangely appetising. | other | 2 tbsp | A pub (Pekan Ford) | &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p | ||
| mead Made from honey and other, indescribable things, mixed in a bucket and left somewhere for ages. It doesn't just look like this, you are sure it tastes like it was happier being honey too. | mead | 2 pints | The Mended Drum, A large, welcoming tent, All Jolson's Restaurant | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 Ls 10|5 | 0.2 | |
| mead Made from honey and other, indescribable things, mixed in a bucket and left somewhere for ages. It doesn't just look like this, you are sure it tastes like it was happier being honey too. | mead | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 0.2 | |
| Molten lava This is some very hot looking lava. | Trollish | 1 pint | The King's Way Rathskeller, The Hatchet and Entrail | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | Causes a small amount of recurring damage when drunk. | |
| Paddy Whiskey While one might be expecting a classic imported spirit. What you see is actually some fermented water from a paddy field, that has been, you guessed it, whisked. It smells distinctly of water buffalo droppings. | other | 1 cup | The Sailors' Bounty pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 100s | ||
| pear cider This is some pear cider, it looks as though it has been fermenting inside the pear for far longer than it should have, but smells sweet and sickly nonetheless. This is about about one pint. | cider | 1 pint | The Sensei's Rest, The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50s - &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 2 Rh | ||
| pear cider This is some pear cider, it looks as though it has been fermenting inside the pear for far longer than it should have, but smells sweet and sickly nonetheless. This is about about one pint. | cider | 1 cup | The Resting Zombie | &&&&&&&&&&&+1998 6,66Gl | ||
| Plains Froth This is a frothy liquid that looks vaguely alcoholic, but won't do anything spectacular. It is brown in colour. | other | 2 cups | The Never Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 $1.75 | ||
| red cabbage juice This is a reddish juice with chunks of cabbage in it. There is about six ounces. | other | 6 oz | The Palace Inn, The Hammered Cat | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 $3.75 | 1.3 | |
| Rocks on the Rocks This drink looks like it has a high mineral content, so it must be good for you! Unfortunately not, however, it would probably get you drunk. | Trollish | 2 pints | The Blue Lias | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 A$1 | ||
| Schorn "Tulip" Jacobs' Gastric Grinding This drink is black, with little purple bubbles erupting on the surface. No sane person would want to know its ingredients, especially after drinking it. There is about one pint. | Other | unlimited | A posh outdoor bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | ||
| Soggy Mountain Dew This is about two tablespoons of Soggy Mountain Dew, a drink that is made by C.M.O.T Dibbler. It may not even be alcoholic, its effects being caused by whatever Mr Dibbler thinks might give it some kind of kick - gunpowder, corroded copper and so on. | other | 2 tbsp | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 $.25 | 1 | This will make the drinker ill. |
| Sorrow Drowner This thick liquid looks almost impossible to drown in, but perhaps suffocate in. A drink to drown your sorrows in, and conveniently get drunk too. | other | 2 tbsp | A Lonely Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p | ||
| special brew This is Agatean special brew, made from God knows what. It's probably something very inventive though, knowing the Agateans. Let's hope there's no dog noses in it. | other | 1 pint | The Flying Buffalo Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25s | ||
| Suicider This is looks and smells like paint-stripper, so it's probably the infamous Suicider. There is about two tablespoons. | cider | 2 tbsp | The Stab in the Back | &&&&&&&&&&&+5000 $12.50 | ||
| Suicider This is looks and smells like paint-stripper, so it's probably the infamous Suicider. There is about two tablespoons. | cider | 1 cup | The Resting Zombie, Tony Robinson's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+3000 1,0,0Gf - &&&&&&&&&&&+5000 $12.50 | ||
| sulphuric acid This is a very pale yellow liquid that seems to be eating away at its container. | Trollish | 1 pint | The Hatchet and Entrail | &&&&&&&&&&&+1248 $3.12 | Causes some recurring damage when drunk. | |
| Sympathy Special This is a small shot of blue liquid which hopefully removes the cares of the world from the drinker, or possibly just the cares of gravity, either way it looks slightly toxic. | <type> | 2 tbsp | A Lonely Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p | ||
| unnameable liquid This sludge is definitely better off without a name. If someone was to try to give it a name, it'd have to be something along the lines of "Stinking Mud", "Utterly Disgusting and Undrinkable Slush" or maybe just "Yuck!". | other | 1 pint | The Flaming Cabbage | &&&&&&&&&&&+1716 $4.29 | causes nausea | |
| vegetable medley This brightly coloured fluid is strangely reminiscent of both green and purple tones. A wizard might find it a pale shadow of octarine, the king of colours. They also, if they spent a lot of time in magical workshops experimenting with horrifying demons and whatnot, might not notice the reek of decomposing vegetable flesh creeping off the surface of this concoction like steam. Perhaps this is a real wizard's drink. | juice | 2 tbsp | The Dog and Duck (private bar) | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | 2 | |
| vegetable medley This brightly coloured fluid is strangely reminiscent of both green and purple tones. A wizard might find it a pale shadow of octarine, the king of colours. They also, if they spent a lot of time in magical workshops experimenting with horrifying demons and whatnot, might not notice the reek of decomposing vegetable flesh creeping off the surface of this concoction like steam. Perhaps this is a real wizard's drink. | juice | 1 pint | The Palace Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | 2 | |
| Vern "Lost" Heisenwurm's Possibly Potion This very, very sticky drink is layered in bright hues of orange, blue, turquoise and pink. That alone should be enough warning to anyone who wishes to retain functional braincells. There is about two pints. | Other | unlimited | A posh outdoor bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 25.5 | |
| weak apple cider This is about one pint of some very weak-looking cider, made from apples. Unlike scumble this is not just mainly apples, it is only apples and so is much less potent. It looks like you could drink it, although it may not be worth the effort. | cider | 1 pint | The Actors' Guild bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+340 85p | ||
| Wizard's Whipple You're not sure what a Wizard's Whipple is but you're sure it will disperse your troubles. | other | 1 pint | The Dog and Duck (front room) | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | 0.2 | |
| Yusuf "Camels" Al Hazam's Sphinx Extractor A sand coloured liquid which moves with a viscosity one would do well to be wary of. Strange sounds - of battle, music and camels - emerge at irregular intervals. There is about two pints. | Other | unlimited | A posh outdoor bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | 8.5 | |
| Name | Type | Amount | Found... | Price range | Alcohol content | Notes |
