List of achievements

Guild	Title	Achievement	Details	Level	Category
All	Archaic	Achievement: Dawn Of The World	In which you *really* remember the Good Old Days. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of twenty years or older, or being Pinkfish. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Mythic	Social and Age
Priests	Saviour	Achievement: Divine Saviour	In which you nearly put Death out of business. This achievement is awarded upon successfully reviving 500 different players using either Resurrect or Raise Dead. The revived must be at least three days old to count towards this achievement.	Mythic	Priests
All	Mythical	Achievement: Path To Ascension	In which you wept because there were no worlds left to conquer, then turned your eyes to the heavens. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 800.	Mythic	Ability
All	Decrepit	Achievement: The Ever Watching Eye	In which you have seen cities built, heroes born, and the Gods die. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of eight years	Mythic	Social and Age
Witches	Skyborne	Achievement: To Infinity And Beyond	In which you could have flown right out of the universe. Use a total of 50,000,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Mythic	Witches
All	Opulent	Achievement: Wealth Of Nations	In which you could write a cheque so big it thuds as it hits the table. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 10,000,000 across your bank accounts	Mythic	Wealth
Assassins	Lethal	Achievement: Death's Agent	In which you accomplished the impossible and kept a Very Important Personification busy. Close a total of 250 unique contracts in the combined assassins' guilds.	Legendary	Assassins and Inhume
Wizards	Ponderous	Achievement: Deep Thought	In which you pondered the ultimate answer to spells, magic, and the meaning of thaums. Use a total of 50,000,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Legendary	Wizards
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	Enlightened	Achievement: Enlightenment	In which you finally achieved transcendence. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 50,000,000 guild points on prayer.	Legendary	Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Jammy Bugger	In which you showed that no matter how good you are, you can always get better. This achievement is awarded for getting 5 TMs on a skill of greater than level 800. Points TMs do not count towards this total.	Legendary	Lucky
Priests	Saintly	Achievement: Living Saint	In which you laid on hands until it became kinda creepy. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 100,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Legendary	Priests
Wizards	Mysterious	Achievement: Magical Mystique	In which you cast more spells than the Creator himself. Successfully cast 80 different spells and create 2250000 thaums through the successful casting of spells. Note that illusions do not count as one of the 80 spells needed.	Legendary	Wizards and Spells
Thieves	Fingers	Achievement: Mazda's Hero	In which you stole your way into the history books. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$256000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Legendary	Thieves
All	Crimewave	Achievement: One Person Crimewave	In which you awed the underworld. Complete 2000 Coffee Nostra missions.	Legendary	Coffee Nostra
All	Fossilised	Achievement: Part Of The Furniture	In which you were not just part of the ambiance, you were part of the furniture. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of fifteen years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Legendary	Social and Age
All	Legendary	Achievement: Stuff Of Legends	In which you will live forever in legend, if not in body. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 700.	Legendary	Ability
All	Golden	Achievement: Touch Of Glod	In which you were marked for deletion, lest you make money worthless on a whim. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 3,000,000 across your bank accounts	Legendary	Wealth
All	Venerable	Achievement: Walking Dead	In which you surely died ages ago, but didn't notice. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of four years	Legendary	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: A Hard Day's Night	In which you were working like a dog. This achievement is awarded upon earning five million XP, in a single session, during a single Discworld night. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Epic	Numberchasing
Witches	none	Achievement: Always Aloft	In which you spent more time in the air than on the ground. Use a total of 25,000,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Epic	Witches
All	Exterminator	Achievement: Arachnophobia	In which you overcame a monstrous fear of spiders. This achievement is awarded upon killing Queen Shelox.	Epic	Ramtops
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: Beyond Belief	In which you proved you knew all your prayers by heart. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 25,000,000 guild points on prayer.	Epic	Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Day Tripper	In which you took so long to find out, but you found out. This achievement is awarded upon earning five million XP, in a single session, during a single Discworld day. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Epic	Numberchasing
All	Decisive	Achievement: Decisively Deadly	In which you drew their conclusions for them. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 75,000 iai commands. Note that the target of the iai must die before the iai you performed on them is recognised.	Epic	Warriors
All	Gifted	Achievement: Gifted	In which you were really quite obnoxiously good at too many things. Reached level 1000 in four skills.	Epic	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Gods Truffler	In which you found the truffle of gods. Encourage your pig to find the rarest of truffles. You only need to find one, but there is a reason it's the rarest truffle.	Epic	Ramtops and Crafts
Priests	none	Achievement: Holy Healer	In which you healed the sick on an epic scale. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 50,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Epic	Priests
Assassins	none	Achievement: Impressive Inhumer	In which you showed an impressive ability to annul. Close a total of 100 unique contracts in the combined assassins' guilds.	Epic	Assassins and Inhume
Warriors	Impaler	Achievement: Inserter Of Sharp Objects	In which you impaled so many people it probably counts as an addiction. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 150,000 impale commands. Note that the target of the impale must die before any impales you performed on them are recognised.	Epic	Warriors
Wizards	none	Achievement: Intense Introspection	In which you spent far too long expanding your mind and started to dribble a bit. Use a total of 25,000,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Epic	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Master Of All Guilds	In which you have proved your incredible prowess across the board. Reached level 300 in covert, faith, fighting and magic.	Epic	Ability
All	Unburiable	Achievement: Morbid Attraction	In which you proved you clearly just had a thing for Death. This achievement is awarded upon having died 300 times	Epic	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Paragon Of The Profession	In which you provided a new definition of "overachieving". This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 600.	Epic	Ability
All	Antiquated	Achievement: Part Of The Ambiance	In which you became part of the ambiance of Discworld. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of ten years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Epic	Social and Age
Thieves and Assassins	Treacherous	Achievement: Patron Saint Of Perforators	In which you backstabbed so much they put your picture up in The Stab in the Back pub. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 75,000 backstabs.	Epic	Thieves, Assassins and Covert
All	Rock-hard	Achievement: Professional Athlete	In which you showed an inordinate fondness for underwear, both your own and others'. This achievement is gained when you hoist two thousand flags, win two thousand games of capture the flag, and kill at least twenty thousand people, of which ten thousand must be solo kills. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes in order to count for this achievement.	Epic	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Public Enemy Number One	In which you redefined the word criminal to the extreme. This achievement is awarded to criminals who have commited crimes in Ankh-Morpork equivalent to 100000 murders. Other crime types that can lead to a jail sentence are taken into account as well, but they will count for slightly less than a murder. Crimes are only counted if they get reported.	Epic	Ankh-morpork and Crime
Warriors	Pulveriser	Achievement: Pulveriser	In which you made a fine dust of the bones of your foes. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 150,000 crush commands. Note that the target of the crush must die before any crushes you performed on them are recognised.	Epic	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Richer Than Creosote	In which you could destabilise entire economies by dropping your wallet. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 1,000,000 across your bank accounts	Epic	Wealth
All	Senile	Achievement: Senile	In which you dribbled into your oatmeal. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of three years	Epic	Social and Age
All	Stormrider	Achievement: Stormrider	In which you rode the storm with your trustworthy companion. Complete a voyage on the SS Unsinkable with only two players from the start to the end. It is not recommended to try this achievement unless you have a lot of experience with this mission.	Epic	Waterways
Thieves	none	Achievement: Thief Extraordinaire	In which you proved that you are a thief to be reckoned with. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$96000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Epic	Thieves
Warriors	Headmaster and Headmistress	Achievement: Throne Of Bones	In which you cut off enough heads to make a comfy chair. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 150,000 behead commands. Note that the target of the behead must die before any beheads you performed on them are recognised.	Epic	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: As Rich As Creosote	In which you began to worry about the possibility of turning things to Glod. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 500,000 across your bank accounts	Massive	Wealth
Assassins	Venomous	Achievement: Assassin Of The Masses	In which you ended existances for the entertainment of the excited crowds. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
Warriors	Bloodspattered	Achievement: Bloodspattered	In which you wanted blood, and you got it. This achievement is awarded upon getting covered in blood by a beheading kill a total of 5,000 times.	Massive	Warriors
All	Champion	Achievement: Champion	In which you demonstrated that you can lay down the hurts with whatever comes to hand. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in each of the weapon skills, plus striking.	Massive	Ability
Warriors	Centurion	Achievement: Champion Of The People	In which you showed them all what you were made of. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
Priests	Dizzy	Achievement: Disciple Of Debris	In which you whirled and twirled more times than you can count. This achievement is gained on creating 350 dust devils made from different materials.	Massive	Priests
Assassins	none	Achievement: Effortless Inhumer	In which you showed that the only thing to fear is fear itself. Close 20 contracts using the "Vetinari" method of inhumation.	Massive	Assassins and Inhume
Witches	none	Achievement: Fly Me To T'phon	In which you put enough fuel in your broom for a zoological adventure. Use a total of 10,000,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Massive	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Good Day	In which you showed it had been a lovely day, with everything going your way. This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 1 million. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Massive	Numberchasing
Priests	Templar	Achievement: Knight Of The Gods	In which you acted as the hand of destruction for your chosen deity. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
Priests	none	Achievement: Laying On Of Hands	In which you let your fingers do the talking. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 10,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Massive	Priests
All	Paranoid	Achievement: Living In Fear	In which you showed that the thought of death occupies your every thought. This achievement is awarded upon having one hundred lives in reserve.	Massive	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Long-term Investor	In which you heavily invested in a wide range of assets. Reached level 100 in any 150 skills.	Massive	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Lord Of The Table	In which you successfully dominated a tabletop. Win 10000 games on the war-gaming table in the Genua barracks.	Massive	Genua and Games
Wizards	Arcana	Achievement: Magician Of Entertainment	In which you entertained the masses with your abilites. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
All	Masterful	Achievement: Masterful	In which you showed unparalled mastery over, like... stuff. Reached level 1000 in a skill.	Massive	Ability
Thieves	none	Achievement: Masterful Manipulator	In which you left no safe secure. Break into five thousand safes or steal the equivalent of AM$150,000 from safes you've cracked.	Massive	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Missionary	In which you repeatedly showed that you can be trusted with missions. This achievement is awarded when you have earned 100000 dollars (in various currencies) doing missions.	Massive	Missions
Witches	Destined	Achievement: Mistress Of Fate	In which you took the path you knew you would take at the pain of others. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: Persistent Praiser	In which you just kept on praying. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 10,000,000 guild points on prayer.	Massive	Prayer
All	Prehistoric	Achievement: Prehistoric	In which you remembered when this was all fields. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of two years	Massive	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Professor Of Truffles	In which you found ten thousand truffles. Encourage your pig to find ten thousand truffles.	Massive	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Quintessential Professional	In which you reached the top and just Kept On Going. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 500.	Massive	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Regular Fixture	In which you were a regular fixture in the social fabric of Discworld. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of six years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Massive	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Riddle Me This	In which you showed there are no locked doors to an open mind. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 95% of available quest points.	Massive	Exploration
Wizards	none	Achievement: Ruined Ruminator	In which you ruined any chance you had of balancing body and mind. Use a total of 10,000,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Massive	Wizards
Witches and Wizards	none	Achievement: Substitute Sourcerer	In which you cast so many spells people started to mistake you for a Sourcerer. Create 1000000 thaums through the successful casting of spells.	Massive	Witches and Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Swell Like Tell	In which you proved you don't have to shoot apples to be a legend. Score a total of two hundred and fifty thousand points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Massive	Ramtops and Games
Thieves	none	Achievement: Talented Thief	In which you demonstrated that crime does pay. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$16000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Massive	Thieves
Witches	Terrible	Achievement: Terrible	In which you gained true insight into how things smell without noses. This achievement is gained on making 120000 noses fall off by squinting.	Massive	Witches
Thieves	Ruinous	Achievement: Thief Of Success	In which you stole the breath of the crowds and the life of your opponents. This achievement is gained upon killing 200 players within the arena, with at least 50 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 80%.	Massive	Arena
Wizards	Octograver	Achievement: Ubiquitoct	In which you octogrove octograms everywhere. Create 88,888 octograms.	Massive	Wizards
All	Unexpected	Achievement: Unexpected Guest	In which you crashed so many parties that in-sewer-ants premiums went up. Travel to a random location 10000 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	Massive	Guilds and Exploration
All	Captain	Achievement: Unsinkable Captain	In which you embarked on many voyages and came out the other end alive. Successfully complete 50 voyages on the SS Unsinkable. At least half of your cargo must arrive intact for the trip to count towards this achievement.	Massive	Waterways
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: You Can Count On Me	In which you were there and had their back. This achievement is awarded upon praying for a total of 100 different players. However, these prayers only count provided they have an impact on their alignment.	Massive	Prayer
All	none	Achievement: 28 Days Later	In which you survived when there was death all around. This achievement is awarded upon going twenty eight days of playing time without dying. Please note that progress on this achievement is only updated periodically, so it may take slightly longer than twenty eight days to reach 100 per cent.	Huge	Mortality
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: A Little Annoying	In which you reminded the divine of your existence way too many times. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 5,000,000 guild points on prayer.	Huge	Prayer
All	Contender	Achievement: A Star Is Born	In which you won so many times that nobody wanted to play against you. This achievement is gained when you win a thousand games of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes in order to count for this achievement.	Huge	Ctf
Assassins	none	Achievement: Best Misportal Ever	In which you finished the job through dumb luck. Travel to a playerkiller target either through misportalling, the ring of recall or visit, and close the contract within two minutes, on the first attempt. The achievement will only count if the assassin is the caster and if the misportal target is the inhume victim.	Huge	Assassins, Inhume and Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Board Stiff	In which you should maybe go play something else now?. Win one hundred games of Exclusive Possession at the board in either Genua or the temple of the Listening Monks. A game must last at least an hour for it to count towards this total.	Huge	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Brought The Pain	In which you showed that what you do in life, echoes in eternity. This achievement is gained upon killing 100 players within the arena, with at least 25 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 70%.	Huge	Arena
Priests	none	Achievement: Brought Them Back	In which you became quite proficient at performing CPR. This achievement is awarded upon successfully reviving 50 different players using either Resurrect or Raise Dead. The revived must be at least three days old to count towards this achievement.	Huge	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Consummate Professional	In which you showed a gift for overachievement. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 400.	Huge	Ability
Thieves	none	Achievement: Crackerjack	In which you opened up more than a can of worms. Break into one thousand safes or steal the equivalent of AM$30,000 from safes you've cracked.	Huge	Thieves
Priests	Healer	Achievement: Curative Cleric	In which you claimed acclaim for consistent curing of cuts. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 5,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Huge	Priests
Wizards	none	Achievement: Distortion Devastator	In which you might be the only reason the universe hasn't collapsed in on itself. Successfully seal 5000 distortions in space and time in the Unseen University's library.	Huge	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Diversified	In which you spread your investments. Reached level 50 in any 150 skills.	Huge	Ability
All	Elementalist	Achievement: Elementalist	In which you mastered the elemental forces. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels each of the magic.methods.elemental branches	Huge	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Exhibitionist	In which you examined a variety of unique artworks. Look at one artwork in ten different exhibitions in the Royal Art Museum of Ankh-Morpork. Exhibitions are shown in the exhibition gallery of the museum.	Huge	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Expert Quester	In which you showed there were few secrets that you didn't know. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 75% of available quest points.	Huge	Exploration
All	Potty	Achievement: Extreme Potter	In which you went to extreme lengths to make pottery. Expertly mould, glaze, stain and fire 2000 pots.	Huge	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Filthy Brawler	In which you ruled the ring, down below. Win 1000 fights in the Kick Consortium.	Huge	Coffee Nostra
Witches	none	Achievement: Fly Me To The Moon	In which you put enough fuel in your broom for an astronomical adventure. Use a total of 5,000,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Huge	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Grizzled Old Mobster	In which you fought the law, and kept on fighting. Complete 500 Coffee Nostra missions.	Huge	Coffee Nostra
Warriors	Chef	Achievement: Hell's Kitchen	In which you showed a bit of passion, you muppet! Listen up you DONKEY. You need to show a bit of passion in your cooking by getting three hundred levels in the base crafts.culinary skill. And then, to embiggen your reputation, you must also cause 100 enemies to either soil themselves or be terrified by your warcry.	Huge	Warriors and Quirky
All	Bloodthirsty	Achievement: Holy Butcher	In which you painted a theological masterpiece in red. Successfully sacrifice at least 3 different types of animal, each at least 27 times (for a total of 81 animals), each to 8 different Ephebian deities (for a total of 648 sacrifices). If many sacrifices in a short period of time are performed, only one will count; the gods do not appreciate their favour bought in bulk. Witches and Wizards should be aware that while they can perform sacrifices that count towards these achievements, the gods will not reward them in any other way.	Huge	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Lavish Spender	In which you enriched the Genua Casino through lavish spending. Lose 10000 Ducats at the Genua casino	Huge	Genua
Thieves	none	Achievement: Loyal Thief	In which you demonstrated an ongoing dedication to guild and thievery. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$8000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Huge	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Lucky Bugger	In which you showed there's always something new to learn. This achievement is awarded for getting 10 TMs on skills of greater than level 500. Points TMs do not count towards this total.	Huge	Lucky
All	Deckhand	Achievement: Maiden Voyage	In which you embarked on an impossible voyage and came out the other end alive. Successfully complete a voyage on the SS Unsinkable. At least half of your cargo must arrive intact for the trip to count towards this achievement.	Huge	Waterways
All	none	Achievement: Maxxed Out	In which you showed mastery over your chosen guild. Reached level 300 in all your primaries.	Huge	Ability
Witches	Nasty	Achievement: Nasty Old Baggage	In which you showed you weren't trying to help, you're just cruel and unusual. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 10,000 mockeries	Huge	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Numberchasing Nirvana	In which you made an awful lot of experience, you cheeky monkey! This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 800k. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Huge	Numberchasing
All	Obsolete	Achievement: Obsolete	In which you became old enough to have outlived your usefulness. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of one year	Huge	Social and Age
All	Unlucky	Achievement: Perpetual Stiffy	In which you perhaps should consider another style of playing. This achievement is awarded upon having died 200 times	Huge	Mortality
All	Literate	Achievement: Quite Literate	In which you showed you done read and write real goodly. This achievement is awarded upon you achieving 90 levels in spoken and written Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean.	Huge	Ability
All	Wealthy	Achievement: Rolling In Rhinu	In which you accumulated enough treasure to make a miser weep. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 100,000 across your bank accounts	Huge	Wealth
All	none	Achievement: Skilled Seamstress	In which you gained a reputation for being quite the seamstress, by using a needle and thread, no less. Demonstrate your sewing skills by embroidering 2000 items, creating 2000 high-quality appliqued quilting blocks, joining 2000 quilting blocks together and quilting 2000 quilts. The quality of an appliqued block is determined by the fabrics used to make it and your success in cutting out the applique and sewing it on.	Huge	Crafts, Embroidery and Quilting
All	none	Achievement: Slippery Sniper	In which you showed your commitment to defending a town from a headless rider. Score a total of fifty thousand points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Huge	Ramtops and Games
All	none	Achievement: Starry Eyed	In which you cooked, cleaned and catered chop-chop. Be awarded with the third gold star for your staff badge after working a shift at a McSweeney's Restaurant.	Huge	Ankh-morpork, Genua and Missions
All	none	Achievement: Stay A While	In which you were invited to "Stay a while. Stay FOREVER!". This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of four years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Huge	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Tabletop Master	In which you successfully campaigned on a tabletop. Win 1000 games on the war-gaming table in the Genua barracks.	Huge	Genua and Games
Witches and Wizards	none	Achievement: Tentacle Teaser	In which you created so much magical energy they hung up posters of you in the Dungeon Dimension. Create 300000 thaums through the successful casting of spells.	Huge	Witches and Wizards
Wizards	none	Achievement: Thaumic Thinking	In which you lost your mind while thinking of thaums. Use a total of 5,000,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Huge	Wizards
Warriors	Decorated	Achievement: The Art Of War	In which you put your grand designs of warfare to use. This achievement is granted upon successfully using warcry 2500 times while warpainted. You do not need to have applied the warpaint yourself. Please note that you will not get credit for repeatedly warcrying the same NPC.	Huge	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Truffle Expert	In which you found two thousand truffles. Encourage your pig to find two thousand truffles.	Huge	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Tweeeenty-seeeevennnn	In which you shot a load of aces. Hit the bullseye of your chosen target with all three of your shots, to score a total of 27 points.	Huge	Ramtops and Games
All	none	Achievement: Well Valued	In which you gave up on the legitimate market entirely. Get A$100000, or equivalent, through fencing items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Huge	Guilds, Fencing and Wealth
Witches	none	Achievement: Who Nose?	In which you showed that a witch always nose best. This achievement is gained on making 15000 noses fall off by squinting.	Huge	Witches
Witches	none	Achievement: You Really Got A Hold On Me	In which you treated them badly and they loved you madly. This achievement is awarded after successfully casting Gammer Shorga's Helpful Undergrowth 10,000 times	Huge	Witches
All	none	Achievement: A Surfeit Of Whales	In which you kept whaling away at it. Search or fish up fifteen each of four different whales from the back room of the Seasick Sea Serpent.	Large	Ephebe and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Across The Universe	In which you jai guru deva... om. This achievement is gained upon gaining 5000000 points of exploration experience.	Large	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: All Fired Up	In which you kilned some pots, kilned them good. Successfully fire 1000 pots in a kiln.	Large	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Almost Omniscient	In which you showed that very little escapes your attention. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 500 in adventuring.perception.	Large	Ability
All	Ancient	Achievement: Ancient	In which you became older than most people, but younger than some buildings. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of 180 days	Large	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Apprentice Crafter	In which you showed the ability to work with your hands. This achievement is awarded upon having 100 levels in the root crafts skill.	Large	Ability
All	Rouge	Achievement: Aubergenocide	In which you stopped the vermillion-tinted violet vegetables from tormenting the villagers of Sheepridge ever again. This achievement is awarded upon killing twenty rouge eggplants in Sheepridge.	Large	Sto Plains
All	Axe-master and Axe-mistress	Achievement: Axe Mastery	In which you became known throughout the land for your axe choppery. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.melee.axe	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Back Door Dealer	In which you nearly broke the black market. Get A$50000, or equivalent, through fencing items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Large	Guilds, Fencing and Wealth
Priests	none	Achievement: Bestower Of Blessings	In which you bestowed your god's benediction on many others. This achievement is awarded when you have performed bless 5000 times on other players. Note that performing bless on players who are already under the effects of the bless ritual does not count toward this achievement.	Large	Priests
Wizards	none	Achievement: Big Brained	In which you expanded your mind by concentrating really, really hard. Use a total of 2,000,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Large	Wizards
Warriors	none	Achievement: Bone Shaker	In which you crushed their bones to make your bread. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 10,000 crush commands. Note that the target of the crush must die before any crushes you performed on them are recognised.	Large	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Bring The Pain	In which you signalled the unleashing of hell for many. This achievement is gained upon killing 50 players within the arena, with at least 15 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 60%.	Large	Arena
All	none	Achievement: Built Like A Brick Privy	In which you could not be killed by conventional weapons. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 500 in adventuring.health.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Caterer To The Divine	In which you put on quite a feast in Dunmanifestin. Successfully sacrifice at least 3 different types of animal, each at least 9 times (for a total of 27 animals), each to 8 different Ephebian deities (for a total of 216 sacrifices). If many sacrifices in a short period of time are performed, only one will count; the gods do not appreciate their favour bought in bulk. Witches and Wizards should be aware that while they can perform sacrifices that count towards these achievements, the gods will not reward them in any other way.	Large	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Champion Of The Cue	In which you defeated them all time and time again. Win or tie at 1000 games of billiards at the Bes Pelargic or Sto Lat Wizards' Guild.	Large	Guilds and Games
All	Flatulent	Achievement: Coleslawter	In which you chose to constantly consume crunchy cabbage. Open wide and place a sentient cabbage into your mouth. After about ten thousand your stench will be unmistakable.	Large	Quirky
All	Cultured	Achievement: Cultural Attache	In which you showed expertise in other cultures. This achievement is awarded upon having 300 levels in each of the cultural skills.	Large	Ability
All	Knifey and Cutthroat	Achievement: Dagger Mastery	In which you became known throughout the land for your dagger stabbery. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.melee.dagger.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Demon Destroyer	In which you set about destroying the armies of the underworld. Win 500 magical duels in the Bes Pelargic Wizards' Guild.	Large	Guilds and Games
Priests	none	Achievement: Devotee Of Debris	In which you whirled and twirled in many places. This achievement is gained on creating 100 dust devils made from different materials.	Large	Priests
Wizards	none	Achievement: Distortion Dismantler	In which you kept space and time firmly in their places. Successfully seal 1000 distortions in space and time in the Unseen University's library.	Large	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Drooling Flag Addict	In which you played so much capture the flag that we started to worry about you. This achievement is gained when you complete a thousand games of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Large	Ctf
All	Energetic	Achievement: Energetic	In which you showed vigour in a range of pursuits. This achievement is awarded upon having 300 levels in each points skill.	Large	Ability
Wizards	none	Achievement: Energizer Wizard	In which you kept artifacts going and going and going. To gain this achievement, expend 100000 guild points on recharging magical artifacts.	Large	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Experiential Learning	In which you showed there was no substitute for making an effort. This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 600k. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Large	Numberchasing
All	none	Achievement: Expert Professional	In which you showed phenomenal dedication in advancing professional responsibilities. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 300.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Extremely Exclusive	In which you were no fun to play against because of your compulsive need to win. Win twenty-five games of Exclusive Possession at the board in either Genua or the temple of the Listening Monks. A game must last at least an hour for it to count towards this total.	Large	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Fencer's Favourite	In which you supplied the public with its nefarious desires. Supply a fence with 1000 highly sought after items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Large	Guilds and Fencing
All	none	Achievement: Flushed With Success	In which you played it straight and came out a winner. Win a game of poker with a straight flush.	Large	Games
All	Festive	Achievement: Founder Of The Feast	In which you destroyed several herds of sheep, and summoned enough beer to drown an elephant. This achievement is awarded when you cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack two thousand times to summon at least one roast sheep each time, and also summon a total of one hundred and thirteen thousand, one hundred and seventy-five pints of beer (the quantity required to drown an elephant, according to tests conducted by the Ankh-Morpork Bureau of Measures).	Large	Guilds and Spells
Witches	Airborne	Achievement: Frequent Flyer	In which you filled up your broom again and again. Use a total of 2,000,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Large	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Glazed Eyes	In which you showed an eye for decorative glazes. Cover 1000 pots with a high quality glaze.	Large	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Greybacked Murderer	In which you got down and dirty with so many people that you can't remember their names. This achievement is gained when you get five thousand solo kills in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Large	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Grflx Guerilla	In which you took down the queen, by yourself. This achievement is awarded upon killing the Grflx queen without the aid of any other players.	Large	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Have A Nice Day	In which you were only following orders. Be awarded with a gold star after working a shift on the customer service counter at a McSweeney's Restaurant.	Large	Ankh-morpork, Genua and Missions
Warriors	none	Achievement: Head Hunter	In which you cut off their heads a lot. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 10,000 behead commands. Note that the target of the behead must die before any beheads you performed on them are recognised.	Large	Warriors
Priests	none	Achievement: Healing Hands	In which you brought relief to those in pain. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 500,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Large	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Honourable Duellist	In which you achieved fame near and far for courage and gallantry. Win 500 duels in the Musketeers' duelling arena.	Large	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Honoured Employee	In which you earned Mr. Werks' deep respect. This achievement is awarded when you have earned a medal of greatest honour in the Ankh-Morpork Job Market.	Large	Ankh-morpork and Missions
All	none	Achievement: I Should Have Known Better	In which you you should have known better with a anthropomorphic personification like Death. This achievement is awarded having died in five easily avoidable ways: jumping without a rope from the Tower of Art, being killed by an explosion of the Alchemists' Guild, being killed by falling off the roof of the Alchemists' Guild after inhaling toxic smoke, being killed attempting to enter the Ankh-Morpork Assassin's Guild private inhumation room, staying in a freezer until you die from hypothermia, being killed by the Magpyr Castle portcullis falling on you, climbing the deadly wall in the Netherworld, falling off a mountain (or other high terrain), attacking a swarm of fireflies, killing the guardian of the Soyin temple, wearing a flat cap or bronze helm too long, triggering a trap in Ankh-Morpork's Dwarf Mansion, getting a close shave from Teeny Sod, jumping off the top of the lighthouse in Ephebe or asphyxiating from wearing clothing that is too tight.	Large	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Iaijutsu Artist	In which you drew and slew. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 5,000 iai commands. Note that the target of the iai must die before the iai you performed on them is recognised.	Large	Warriors
Warriors	none	Achievement: Impolite Impalers	In which you stabbed a lot of people RIGHT IN THE FACE. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 10,000 impale commands. Note that the target of the impale must die before any impales you performed on them are recognised.	Large	Warriors
Thieves	none	Achievement: International Dialer	In which you went out of your way to gain entry. Break open a safe in Ankh-Morpork, Bes Pelargic, Genua, Djelibeybi and the Ramtops.	Large	Thieves
Priests	none	Achievement: Kept It Up	In which you could not stop playing with your rod. This achievement is granted upon charging faith rods with the grand total of 1,000,000 worth of guild points.	Large	Prayer and Priests
All	none	Achievement: Lagbuster	In which you were the one they were going to call, now that the connection runs faster. This achievement is awarded upon having killed Lag or Laggy-San a total of 100 times.	Large	Ankh-morpork and Bes Pelargic
All	Crusher	Achievement: Mace Mastery	In which you became known throughout the land for your mace crushery. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.melee.mace or fighting.melee.flail.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Mad Potter	In which you went mad with clay and made lots of pots. Mould 1000 high quality pots and show the world your mad pottery skills.	Large	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Magical Me	In which you showed a bit of a gift with the Occult. This achievement is awarded upon having 100 levels in the root magic skill.	Large	Ability
All	Miner	Achievement: Major Miner	In which you mined a lot of shiny stuff. Mine a hundred gem chips, gem fragments and gem shards each with a pickaxe and hammer, with at least one of them being a diamond.	Large	Ramtops and Crafts
All	Diplomatic	Achievement: Master Debater	In which you showed that you know about the words of wisdom. Be successful in at least a thousand debates.	Large	Social and Guilds
All	Duellist	Achievement: Master Duelist	In which you showed that few blows can get past your skilful defence. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.defence.parrying.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Master Truffler	In which you found five hundred truffles. Encourage your pig to find five hundred truffles.	Large	Ramtops and Crafts
All	Perverse	Achievement: Master Undresser	In which you demonstrated keen skill at undressing the unwilling. This achievement is gained when you steal ten thousand flags in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and that a flag cannot be repeatedly stolen in order to count for this achievement.	Large	Ctf
All	Medical	Achievement: Medic	In which you showed you had a gift for healing. This achievement is awarded upon having 300 levels in root crafts.medicine skill.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Menace To Society	In which you commited crimes left, right and centre. This achievement is awarded upon racking up the following offences in Ankh-Morpork. - 200 counts of attacking a watchman, - 200 counts of murder, - 100 counts of fighting in public, - 10 counts of vandalism, - 5 counts of resisting arrest, - 1 count each of public miming, impersonating a watchman, molesting a watchman and insulting a watchman. Crimes always go on record when a watchman witnesses them. If not there is a small chance that a passer-by will report it. There is no way of knowing at the time whether your crime will be reported or not. For certain crimes there is a (randomised) timed restriction: multiple counts of impersonating, insulting, miming, molesting or vandalism in quick succession won't count towards the achievement.	Large	Ankh-morpork and Crime
All	none	Achievement: Mess Mcmanager	In which you got bums on seats. Be awarded with a gold star after working a shift cleaning tables at a McSweeney's Restaurant.	Large	Ankh-morpork, Genua and Missions
All	none	Achievement: Misportal Magnet	In which you looked on helplessly as others fell prey to your strange magnetism. Be the target of a visit, misportal or misflight 500 times. Note that only the target will get the achievement, not everyone in the room.	Large	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Mummifier	In which you wrapped people up as if they were to be entombed. This achievement is awarded upon applying 10000 bandages to another player.	Large	Social
All	none	Achievement: Mystery Traveller	In which you went on a mystery tour of the Discworld. Travel to a random location 2500 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	Large	Guilds and Exploration
All	Nimble	Achievement: Nimble	In which you showed that you can't hit a moving target. Not very easily, anyway. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.defence.dodging.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: One Of A Kind	In which you showed that, when it comes to poker, you are one of a kind. Win six games of poker with six different hands out of: a high card, a pair, two pairs, three of a kind, a straight, a flush, full house, four of a kind or a straight flush.	Large	Games
All	none	Achievement: Paranoid Adventurer	In which you showed an unhealthy fear of the dangers of your profession. This achievement is awarded upon having twenty lives in reserve.	Large	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Permission Granted	In which you were permitted to hold unlawful weapons. This achievement is awarded for purchasing ten weapon permits in Bes Pelargic from the appropriate vendors. There is a cool down so you can't just buy ten permits in a row. A few weeks will have to have passed between buying permits.	Large	Bes Pelargic
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	Pious	Achievement: Pious	In which you spent so much time on your knees that people thought you were a seamstress. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 2,000,000 guild points on prayer.	Large	Prayer
All	Staffmaster and Staffmistress	Achievement: Pole Mastery	In which you became known throughout the land for your pole mastery. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.melee.polearm.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Polymath	In which you had considerable breadth of knowledge. Reached level 300 in ten skills.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Pressure Cooker	In which you cooked oodles of noodles. Be awarded with a gold star after working a shift in a McSweeney's Restaurant kitchen.	Large	Ankh-morpork, Genua and Missions
All	Bruiser and Kung Fu Master	Achievement: Project Mayhem	In which you had your fists classified as lethal weapons. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.unarmed.striking.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Pushover	In which you single-handedly funded the camel traders' orakh habit. This achievement is awarded when 100 camels you have bought from Djelibeybi's wandering camel traders have deserted you and returned to their original masters. They will only return if their traders are alive to call them back.	Large	Djelibeybi
Thieves	none	Achievement: Quota Quasher	In which you proved once and for all that profit equals success. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$3000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Large	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Really Generous	In which you showed that random death is worth a lot. Donate a total of A$20000 to the contract funds of any of the regional assassins' guilds.	Large	Guilds and Contracts
Witches	none	Achievement: Really Nosy	In which you put your business in other people's noses. This achievement is gained on making 6000 noses fall off by squinting.	Large	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Renegade	In which you fought the law. This achievement is awarded upon attacking your 1000th watchman.	Large	Ankh-morpork and Crime
All	none	Achievement: Route Basher	In which you virtually became intimate with with Ankh-Morpork transport. Win one hundred games of Morporkian Carriages. In order to count towards this achievement, a game must consist of at least 4 players and involve at least 30 minutes of active play, and the winning player must have played at least 15 moves.	Large	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Schoolteacher	In which you dedicated yourself to disseminating knowledge. This achievement is awarded upon attained 300 levels in each of the teaching skills.	Large	Ability
Witches	none	Achievement: Sharp-tongued	In which you showed that sticks and stones are for amateurs. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 5,000 mockeries	Large	Witches
Priests	none	Achievement: Shepherd Of The Soul	In which you directed many souls on to their final reward. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 500,000 guild points on your burial ritual. Only successful burials count towards this achievement.	Large	Priests
All	Shieldmaster and Shieldmistress	Achievement: Shieldmastery	In which you showed the strength of your shield against the greatest foes. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.defence.blocking.	Large	Ability
All	Filthy	Achievement: Sick Freak	In which you went to great lengths in order to satisfy your underwear fetish. This achievement is gained when you hoist the flag in capture the flag a thousand times. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Large	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Six Feet Under	In which you spent a large proportion of your game time as a ghost. This achievement is awarded upon having died 100 times	Large	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Skilled Quester	In which you showed that you knew a thing or two that others didn't. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 50% of available quest points.	Large	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Slave To The Machine	In which you worked for others until your hands bled. This achievement is awarded when you have earned 10000 dollars (in various currencies) doing missions.	Large	Missions
All	none	Achievement: Smashy Smashy	In which you showed the ability to thump things until they fall down. This achievement is awarded upon having 100 levels in the root fighting skill.	Large	Ability
Thieves and Assassins	none	Achievement: Stealthy Stabber	In which you stabbed them in the back a lot. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 10000 backstabs.	Large	Thieves, Assassins and Covert
Wizards and Witches	Erratic Mechanic	Achievement: Steampunk Artificer	In which you turned it up to eleven, pulled out all the stops, broke it but good, and fixed it up as good as new. This achievement is awarded when you open all the stops on the steam boiler in the Academy of Artificers, turn the wheels up to at least 11, blow it up (it doesn't count if you don't get hit by the blast!), and then fix it using a runic crescent wrench.	Large	Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Still Alive	In which you felt fantastic and were still alive. This achievement is awarded upon going fourteen days of playing time without dying. Please note that progress on this achievement is only updated periodically, so it may take slightly longer than fourteen days to reach 100 per cent.	Large	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Straight Shooter	In which you did more than just shoot the breeze. Score a total of twenty five thousand points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Large	Ramtops and Games
All	none	Achievement: Such A Lovely Place	In which you could check out any time you like, but you can never leave. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of three years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Large	Social and Age
Wizards	none	Achievement: Summoner Of Seven-plus-one	In which you went to greight lengths to octograve. Create 8888 octograms.	Large	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Survivalist	In which you probably have a bunker filled with weapons somewhere. This achievement is awarded upon attained 300 levels in adventuring.movement.swimming and adventuring.direction, 300 levels in adventuring.health, and 300 levels in each of the adventuring.movement.climbing skills.	Large	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Sustained Effort	In which you decorated plenty of pots with colourful patterns. Stain 1000 pots with a high quality pattern.	Large	Crafts and Pottery
All	Swordmaster and Swordmistress	Achievement: Swordmastery	In which you became known throughout the land for your sword fightery. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in either sword or heavy-sword.	Large	Ability
Witches and Wizards	none	Achievement: Thaumatologist	In which you started to attract the attention of some unsavoury Thynges. Create 60000 thaums through the successful casting of spells.	Large	Witches and Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Three-hour Tour	In which you made a short swim to a charted desert isle. Reach the Isle of Tonahamen by diving into the pool in the back room of the Seasick Sea Serpent.	Large	Ephebe and Exploration
All	Multilingual	Achievement: Tongue Twister	In which you got your tongue around some tricky diphthongs. This achievement is awarded upon you achieving 90 levels in spoken Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean.	Large	Ability
Witches	none	Achievement: Top Gun	In which you showed your body could cash the cheques your ego wrote. This achievement is awarded upon being able to store twenty or more locations in your broom. You can use recall on your broom to update your standing on this within the achievements system.	Large	Witches
Thieves	none	Achievement: Unlawful Locksmith	In which you abused your knowledge of locks. Break into two hundred and fifty safes or steal the equivalent of AM$7500 from safes you've cracked.	Large	Thieves
All	Unstoppable	Achievement: Unstoppable	In which you sacrificed fifty players to honour your own triumph. This achievement is gained upon reaching a 50 kill streak within the arena, with at least 15 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 60%.	Large	Arena
All	none	Achievement: Veins In Your Teeth	In which you left a trail of destruction through the arena. This achievement is gained when you kill ten thousand people in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Large	Ctf
All	Versatile	Achievement: Versatile	In which you became known throughout the land for your versatility with weapons. This achievement is awarded upon having 500 levels in fighting.melee.misc.	Large	Ability
All	Virtuoso	Achievement: Virtuoso	In which you demonstrated considerable command over the art of music. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 300 levels in crafts.music.	Large	Ability and Music
Warriors	none	Achievement: Walking Laxative	In which you showed that the best purgative is fear. This achievement is awarded upon causing 100 enemies to either soil themselves or be terrified by your warcry.	Large	Warriors
Warriors	none	Achievement: Warholistic	In which you taught your enemies not to argue with someone who buys paint by the barrel. This achievement is granted upon successfully applying warpaint 768 times. The warpaint must last for at least 60 seconds for it to count, and you must have applied it to yourself rather than to someone else.	Large	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Wealthy	In which you accumulated wealth enough to buy a country. Muntab, anyway. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 50,000 across your bank accounts	Large	Wealth
Assassins	none	Achievement: Well Travelled Inhumer	In which you proved that distance is no barrier to a professional killer. Close a total of 5 unique contracts in each of the regional assassins' guilds.	Large	Assassins and Inhume
Wizards	none	Achievement: Wizardly Writer	In which you created scrolls in wizardly proportions. Create 10000 magical scrolls to show your scribing prowess.	Large	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: 99 Problems	In which you resolved 99 problems, none of which were female. This achievement is awarded upon killing 99 male regrets in the Klatch terrains.	Moderate	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: A Day In The Life	In which you read the news today, oh boy. This achievement is awarded for purchasing a subscription for at least 24 issues of both the AM Daily and the Green Slab. Only paid-in-advance subscriptions count for this (i.e. the indefinite billed-per-issue subscription does not count).	Moderate	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: All Together Now	In which you could have a little more. This achievement is gained by sharing five TMs with all members of a group. Groups must have at least five members for them to count towards this achievement.	Moderate	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Almost Useful	In which you tried to impress your guildmaster but failed. Reached level 50 in all your primaries.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Amazing Ambusher	In which you caught them unawares. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 1000 ambushes.	Moderate	Covert
All	none	Achievement: Applique Adept	In which you adeptly applied applique after applique. Create 1000 high-quality appliqued quilting blocks. The quality of a block is determined by the fabrics used to make it and your success in cutting out the applique and sewing it on.	Moderate	Crafts and Quilting
All	none	Achievement: Author To Assassins	In which you wrote several books for paid killers. Have 4 books accepted in the Assassins' Guild Library.	Moderate	Guilds
Priests	none	Achievement: Bane Of Pain	In which you alleviated a lot of pain. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 50,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Moderate	Priests
Thieves	none	Achievement: Bank Vault Vandal	In which you broke the bank. Break into fifty safes or steal the equivalent of AM$1500 from safes you've cracked.	Moderate	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Barmy For Billiards	In which you cued up to play billiards. Win or tie at 200 games of billiards at the Bes Pelargic or Sto Lat Wizards' Guild.	Moderate	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Beginner Diplomat	In which you took another path to settle conflicts. Be successful in at least a hundred debates.	Moderate	Social and Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Big Spender	In which you laid down some cash for anonymous death. Donate a total of A$10000 to the contract funds of any of the regional assassins' guilds.	Moderate	Guilds and Contracts
All	none	Achievement: Blackbird	In which you you stopped them singing in the dead of night, took their broken wings so they couldn't learn to fly, took their sunken eyes so they couldn't learn to see. This achievement is awarded upon killing one thousand blackbirds in the Sto Plains. Note that city blackbirds do not count...	Moderate	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Bleed A Little While Tonight	In which you were stabbed until you bled all over the place. This achievement is gained when you die a hundred times in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Moderate	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Boo Boo Fixer	In which you applied some ointment and kissed them better. This achievement is awarded upon applying 1000 bandages to another player.	Moderate	Social
All	none	Achievement: Brave Sir Robin	In which you bravely ran away, away! For this achievement, you must set your wimpy value below 10%, and have your wimpy trigger one hundred times. When danger rears its ugly head, you'll find you bravely turned your tail and fled.	Moderate	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Brittle Bones	In which you got quite used to being horizontal. Break your legs in ten different ways. Note that this is ten different ways, not ten different locations; so, for example, falling off ten different things will only count once (and a self-directed jump counts as a fall), and being blown up by an alchemical explosion will only count once. Also, you will not be credited for breaking your leg again if you already have a broken leg (regardless of whether it's splinted or not).	Moderate	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Cabbage Cruncher 1000	In which you callously crunched a copious quantity of cabbage companions. Open wide and place a sentient cabbage into your mouth. After about one thousand you will be the envy of all your friends!.	Moderate	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Caffeine Addict	In which you resented the addition of too much blood to your caffeine system. Be recognised as a having a regular order 50 times when ordering coffee from the Barista in Little Brindisi. Coffees ordered too frequently will not count.	Moderate	Genua
All	none	Achievement: Can Carry A Tune	In which you became a chef of the food of love. This achievement is awarded upon attained 150 levels in crafts.music.	Moderate	Ability and Music
All	none	Achievement: Canny Consumer	In which you showed an eye for bargains. This achievement is awarded upon attained 150 levels in each of the people.trading skills.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Clever Quilter	In which you finished some quilts with decorative quilting. Expertly quilt 1000 quilts.	Moderate	Crafts and Quilting
All	none	Achievement: Competent Truffler	In which you found one hundred truffles. Encourage your pig to find one hundred truffles.	Moderate	Ramtops and Crafts
Thieves and Assassins	none	Achievement: Covert Killer	In which you killed them softly with your swords. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 1000 backstabs.	Moderate	Thieves, Assassins and Covert
All	none	Achievement: Cracked Shot	In which you shot as much down as up. Score a total of five thousand points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Moderate	Ramtops and Games
Witches	none	Achievement: Cruel To Be Kind	In which you showed you had to be cruel to be kind. And to be cruel. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 1,000 mockeries	Moderate	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Cultured	In which you showed sensitivity for other cultures. This achievement is awarded upon having 150 levels in each of the cultural skills.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Cunning Linguist	In which you showed a bit of a gift for tongues. This achievement is awarded upon you achieving 90 levels in spoken Djelian, Morporkian and Agatean.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Cutthroat Twit	In which you failed to heed a warning. Visit Teeny Sod in Ohulan-Cutash and have one of his very, very special haircuts (or one of his very, very special shaves, if you're sufficiently follically-enabled).	Moderate	Mortality, Quirky and Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Daily Bread	In which you earned your daily bread. This achievement is awarded when you have earned 2000 dollars for your work in the Ankh-Morpork Job Market.	Moderate	Ankh-morpork and Missions
All	none	Achievement: Darts Master	In which you perfected your darts playing technique. Win 1000 games of darts against another player or NPC.	Moderate	Games
All	none	Achievement: Dashing Duellist	In which you developed a knack for glove slapping. Win 100 duels in the Musketeers' duelling arena.	Moderate	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Dearly Beloved	In which you went wacky for weddings and mad for marriage. Attend 10 player-performed weddings with at least four other witnesses present (the couple being married does not count).	Moderate	Social
All	none	Achievement: Demon Duellist	In which you looked on in satisfaction as demons trembled at your feet. Win 100 magical duels in the Bes Pelargic Wizards' Guild.	Moderate	Guilds and Games
Witches	none	Achievement: Determined	In which you wound up where you intended. This achievement is awarded upon managing 25 consecutive broomstick flights without misflying.	Moderate	Witches
Thieves	none	Achievement: Deviously Dexterous	In which you displayed dedication to devout demonstration of devious dexterity. Prove your worth to the thief hero Mazda by offering him A$1000 worth of stolen goods.	Moderate	Thieves
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: Devoted	In which you spent a lot of time praising your god. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 175,000 guild points on prayer.	Moderate	Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Dirty Fighter	In which you got down and dirty, again and again. Win 100 fights in the Kick Consortium.	Moderate	Coffee Nostra
Wizards	none	Achievement: Distortion Destroyer	In which you showed them who's boss. Successfully seal 10 distortions in space and time in the Unseen University's library.	Moderate	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Dregs Of Society	In which you swept the streets clean. Kill 1000 D'regs in Djelibeybi.	Moderate	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Drooling Zombie	In which you need to get out more. Seriously. Get targeted by an addictometer and be judged as being almost a 'drooling zombie' or worse. Er... better? I guess that's a judgement call. You must have at least five days of player age for this achievement to count.	Moderate	Ankh-morpork and Social
All	none	Achievement: Dual Talents	In which you showed you had a lovely pair of talents. Reached level 300 in two skills.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Dye Harder	In which you dyed your hardest and were rewarded. Marble 1000 items with a high quality pattern.	Moderate	Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Dye Hider	In which you spread it out, rubbed it in, and did it all over again. Make 1000 beautifully dyed hides.	Moderate	Crafts and Tanning
All	none	Achievement: Easy Target	In which you should have known better. This achievement is awarded when 10 camels you have bought from the wandering camel traders in Djelibeybi have returned to their traders. They will only return if their traders are alive to call them back.	Moderate	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Edumacator	In which you couldn't do, so did the other. This achievement is awarded upon having attained 150 levels in each of the people.teaching skills.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Experienced Quester	In which you showed yourself to be a budding little questaholic. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 25% of available quest points.	Moderate	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Expert Embroiderer	In which you embroidered everything in sight. Embroider 1000 items with a pattern.	Moderate	Crafts and Embroidery
All	none	Achievement: Expert Engraver	In which you engraved everything in sight. Expertly engrave 1000 items with a pattern.	Moderate	Crafts and Engraving
All	none	Achievement: Fear To Tread	In which you proved you were no fool. This achievement is awarded upon going seven days of playing time without dying. Please note that progress on this achievement is only updated periodically, so it may take slightly longer than seven days to reach 100 per cent.	Moderate	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Fencer's Friend	In which you went the extra mile to fence some highly desired items. Supply a fence with 100 highly sought after items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Moderate	Guilds and Fencing
All	none	Achievement: Friend Of Death	In which you showed that HE WHO TALKS LIKE THIS is a close personal friend. This achievement is awarded upon having died 50 times	Moderate	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Fumbling Towards Stardom	In which you started to get used to winning. This achievement is gained when you win two hundred games of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes in order to count for this achievement.	Moderate	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Future Champion	In which you began to show your worth as a entertainer in battle. This achievement is gained upon killing 20 players within the arena, with at least 5 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 50%.	Moderate	Arena
All	none	Achievement: Gifted Glazer	In which you showed some skill for glazing. Cover 100 pots with a high quality glaze.	Moderate	Crafts and Pottery
Fools	none	Achievement: Goodness Gracious	In which you created great balls of fire. Create 3 fireballs that are humungous or larger.	Moderate	Fools
All	none	Achievement: Got Wood	In which you cut down enough trees to make a small mansion. Kill 1000 oaks, pines or redwoods (saplings don't count) in the Gloomy Forest or Ramtops terrains.	Moderate	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Gourmet	In which you wined and dined in restaurants near and far. Consume food or a drink from 75 different restaurants, cafes or pubs. Only those establishments that have standard menus will count towards this achievement, not street vendors or other food shops.	Moderate	Food
All	none	Achievement: Grflx Slayer	In which you took down the queen. This achievement is awarded upon killing the Grflx queen.	Moderate	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Hawkeye	In which you showed unusual keenness of observation. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 300 in adventuring.perception.	Moderate	Ability
Witches	none	Achievement: Headological Herbalist	In which you used herbs to make it better. This achievement is awarded upon having successfully brewed a volume corresponding to 64 teacups of each of the following potions: healing tea, anti-venom tea, intelligence tea, cold syrup and energy tea.	Moderate	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Hey Pesto	In which you ground away for an hour and got something delicious for your efforts. This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 400k. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Moderate	Numberchasing
Witches	none	Achievement: Hold Me Tight	In which you held them tight and told them they were the only one. Multiple times. This achievement is awarded after successfully casting Gammer Shorga's Helpful Undergrowth 1,000 times	Moderate	Witches
Priests	none	Achievement: Holy Summoner	In which you mastered the skill of commanding divine minions. This achievement is awarded upon successfully feeding 500,000 guild points to summoned creatures.	Moderate	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Hot Pot	In which you applied heat and got a good result. Successfully fire 100 pots in a kiln.	Moderate	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Immigrant Irritator	In which you did your bit to keep an immigrant population under-nourished and under-underweared. Steal 20 grapes from the vines, 20 pieces of underwear from the washing lines, and 20 olives from the trees in Little Brindisi.	Moderate	Genua
All	none	Achievement: Jailbird	In which you had time to think about life, the universe and everything. This achievement is awarded upon having completed jail sentences in Ankh-Morpork totalling 42 hours (of AM time) or more.	Moderate	Ankh-morpork and Crime
All	none	Achievement: Knock Around The Clock	In which you knocked until they all dropped. Knock one hundred living things off Djelibeybi's walls. Knocking off pets will not count for this achievement.	Moderate	Djelibeybi
Priests	none	Achievement: Last Rites	In which you properly disposed of the dead. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 100,000 guild points on your burial ritual. Only successful burials count towards this achievement.	Moderate	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Leaped Before Looking	In which you dropped in to say "hiiiiarrrrrgh". Travel to the air room either through visit or misportalling you initiated.	Moderate	Guilds, Exploration and Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Lonely Suitor	In which you beat yourself one-handed. Win fifty games of klondike solitaire or single-player mastermind. For a mastermind win to count, it must occur in 12 moves or fewer and the game must have been started in single-player mode with at least 6 pieces.	Moderate	Games
All	none	Achievement: Loot Relocator	In which you moved items through underground channels. Get A$10000, or equivalent, through fencing items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Moderate	Guilds, Fencing and Wealth
All	none	Achievement: Lumberjack	In which you slept all night and you worked all day. Kill 500 oaks, pines, or redwoods (saplings don't count) in the Gloomy Forest or Ramtops terrains, while wearing high heels, suspenders and a bra.	Moderate	Ramtops
Wizards	none	Achievement: Magical Scriber	In which you used mundane quill and paper to create some magic. Create 1000 magical scrolls to show you are quick with the quill.	Moderate	Wizards
Wizards	none	Achievement: Master Enchanter	In which you poured just as much enchantment into something as it could physically hold. This achievement is awarded to wizards the first time they get a thaumic backwash using Master Glimer's Amazing Glowing Thing.	Moderate	Wizards and Spells
Priests	none	Achievement: Master Of Meditation	In which you found inner peace and gained some insights. This achievement is attained by gaining full insight while meditating on 20 different rituals at your god's high altar.	Moderate	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Master Tanner	In which you got absolutely covered in dog muck. Make 1000 expertly tanned hides.	Moderate	Crafts and Tanning
All	none	Achievement: Money Maker	In which you showed yourself to be a canny little saver. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 10,000 across your bank accounts	Moderate	Wealth
Wizards	none	Achievement: Neck Romancer	In which you brought the dead back from a shallow grave to serve your whim. This achievement is awarded to wizards upon the first successful casting of Grisald's Reanimated Guardian.	Moderate	Wizards and Spells
Assassins	none	Achievement: Novice Inhumer	In which you showed promise in the field of assassination. Close a total of 10 unique contracts in the combined assassins' guilds.	Moderate	Assassins and Inhume
All	Nurse and Murse	Achievement: Nurse	In which you showed an affinity for the bedside manner. This achievement is awarded upon having 150 levels in root crafts.medicine skill.	Moderate	Ability and Crafts
Wizards	none	Achievement: Octogrooving	In which you got into the groove with octograving. Create 888 octograms.	Moderate	Wizards
Witches	none	Achievement: Ogling The Masses	In which you made perfumers redundant. This achievement is gained on making 2000 noses fall off by squinting.	Moderate	Witches
All	Old Man, Old Woman and Old	Achievement: Old Age	In which you started to grunt when getting out of a chair. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of 90 days	Moderate	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: On A Roll	In which you showed you had a talent for survival. This achievement is gained upon reaching a 20 kill streak within the arena, with at least 5 unique opponents, and an overall win percentage of 50%.	Moderate	Arena
All	none	Achievement: Outdoors Person	In which you showed skill with certain outdoors activities. This achievement is awarded upon attained 150 levels in adventuring.movement.swimming, 150 levels in adventuring.health, and 150 levels in each of the adventuring.movement.climbing skills.	Moderate	Ability
Priests	none	Achievement: Overprotective	In which you were unkillable. This achievement is gained on protecting yourself with a (self performed) minor or major shield that will last a day. This will require multiple performances of the ritual, and time elapsed will play a role; the progress details may be inaccurate because of this.	Moderate	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Precision Player	In which you were spot on, repeatedly. Get 100 bullseyes in the game of darts. Lucky shots don't count.	Moderate	Games
All	none	Achievement: Promising Potter	In which you got your hands dirty and made some art. Mould 100 high quality pots.	Moderate	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Prudent Adventurer	In which you showed a healthy respect for the dangers of your profession. This achievement is awarded upon having ten lives in reserve.	Moderate	Mortality
Wizards	none	Achievement: Quiet Focus	In which you sat quietly, focusing long and hard on magic. Use a total of 250,000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Moderate	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Random Tour Guide	In which you gave up and started selling maps. Be the target of a visit, misportal or misflight 100 times. Note that only the target will get the achievement, not everyone in the room.	Moderate	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Random Tourist	In which you stepped into the unknown, repeatedly. Travel to a random location 500 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	Moderate	Guilds and Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Revenge Of The Sausage Eater	In which you struck a blow for victims of street food vendors everywhere. Request a contract on at least 7 of the Dibbler-clones available as NPC contracts in the various assassins' guilds.	Moderate	Guilds and Contracts
Wizards	none	Achievement: Ribbit	In which you decided it was more of a guideline, really. This achievement is awarded to wizards upon the first successful casting of Stacklady's Morphic Resonator.	Moderate	Wizards and Spells
All	none	Achievement: Rich And Relentless	In which you showed that you value life highly. Place contracts to the value of A$10000 at any of the regional assassins' guilds.	Moderate	Guilds and Contracts
All	none	Achievement: Rising Racketeer	In which you demonstrated sustained criminal competence. Complete 50 Coffee Nostra missions.	Moderate	Coffee Nostra
Thieves	none	Achievement: Robbin' The Hood	In which you stole from the rich and gave to the guild. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$1000 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Moderate	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Sacred Stabber	In which you showed that old-time religion is good enough for you. Successfully sacrifice at least 3 different types of animal, each at least 3 times (for a total of 9 animals), each to 8 different Ephebian deities (for a total of 72 sacrifices). If many sacrifices in a short period of time are performed, only one will count; the gods do not appreciate their favour bought in bulk. Witches and Wizards should be aware that while they can perform sacrifices that count towards these achievements, the gods will not reward them in any other way.	Moderate	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Sacrilegious	In which you sacrilegiously slaughtered the sacred sentinels of Djelibeybi. Kill 250 sacred cats of Djelibeybi. Be warned - the priests of Djelibeybi revere their cats and will take retribution.	Moderate	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Salesman Salutations	In which you greeted a lot of suspiciously similar salespeople. This achievement is awarded upon saying "hello" to the following salespeople: Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah, Sleep-With-Me-Own-Fishes DiBlarr, Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala and Wreck-Me-Own-Boat Thursday. You will only be marked for advancing this achievement if they respond to you.	Moderate	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Sausage Supplier	In which you supplied half the city with sausages. Successfully complete 50 sausage delivery orders and receive a reward from Sam.	Moderate	Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Saved Forever	In which you made sure of a place in heaven for yourself. This achievement is awarded when you buy two hundred indulgences on the Street of Small Gods.	Moderate	Ankh-morpork
Assassins	none	Achievement: Scary Inhumer	In which you killed without having to lift a finger. Close a contract using the "Vetinari" method of inhumation.	Moderate	Assassins and Inhume
All	none	Achievement: Scheherazade	In which you kept their attention, knight after knight. Kill 1001 knights in Genua and/or the Sto Plains.	Moderate	Genua and Sto Plains
Thieves	none	Achievement: Selective Shoplifter	In which you valued variety for your five-fingered discount. Successfully shoplift from 50 different shops for a total value of $5000.	Moderate	Covert and Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Serene	In which you showed the ability to put your faith in a higher power. This achievement is awarded upon having 100 levels in the root faith skill.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Skilled Professional	In which you showed great dedication in advancing professional responsibilities. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 200.	Moderate	Ability
Thieves and Assassins	none	Achievement: Slippery Bugger	In which you proved to be quite eel-usive. This achievement is awarded upon successfully absconding from combat 1000 times.	Moderate	Thieves, Assassins and Covert
All	none	Achievement: Slum Lord	In which you continued on your quest to rule the world of fake properties. Win ten games of Exclusive Possession at the board in either Genua or the temple of the Listening Monks. A game must last at least an hour for it to count towards this total.	Moderate	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Sneaksy	In which you showed the ability to make yourself hidden in plain sight. This achievement is awarded upon having 100 levels in the root covert skill.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Specialised	In which you mastered a skill for the first time. This achievement is awarded upon having raised your first skill to level 300.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Stained	In which you added colour and made some patterns. Stain 100 pots with a high quality pattern.	Moderate	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Stop! Hammertime	In which you couldn't touch it, until the swelling went down. This achievement is awarded upon having your stats adjusted ten times by a retrophrenologist.	Moderate	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Street Rider	In which you virtually mastered Ankh-Morpork carriage schedules. Win twenty-five games of Morporkian Carriages. In order to count towards this achievement, a game must consist of at least 4 players and involve at least 30 minutes of active play, and the winning player must have played at least 15 moves.	Moderate	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Tabletop Veteran	In which you successfully fought on a tabletop. Win 100 games on the war-gaming table in the Genua barracks.	Moderate	Genua and Games
All	none	Achievement: Tail Of A Whale	In which you grabbed a lot of blubber. Search or fish up one each of four different whales from the back room of the Seasick Sea Serpent.	Moderate	Ephebe and Quirky
Witches	none	Achievement: Teabag Lady	In which you made a bucketful of tea. This achievement is awarded upon having successfully brewed a volume of tea corresponding to 256 teacups.	Moderate	Witches
Warriors	none	Achievement: Temper Tantrum	In which you stamped your feet in a very warriorly way. This achievement is awarded upon successfully berserking a total of 100 times.	Moderate	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Terrible Twos	In which you idled your way to a second year. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of two years or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Moderate	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Tetris Winner	In which you created a massive collection of quilts. Join quilting blocks to each other, or to a quilt, 1000 times.	Moderate	Crafts and Quilting
All	none	Achievement: The Happy Wanderer	In which you loved to go a wandering. This achievement is gained upon gaining 500000 points of exploration experience.	Moderate	Exploration
Thieves	none	Achievement: Top Thief	In which you stole your way to fame and fortune. This achievement is awarded for reaching the top of the quota leaderboard.	Moderate	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Tougher Than The Rest	In which you proved you had the constitution of an ox. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 300 in adventuring.health.	Moderate	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Triple Letter Score	In which you were rarely at a loss for words, you jammy beggar. Win fifty games of either scrabble, boggle, balderdash or quick categories. The game must last at least 30 minutes (and in the case of quick categories be played to at least 20 points) for the achievement to register.	Moderate	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Very Fortunate	In which you you showed there's always something new to learn. This achievement is awarded for getting 50 TMs on skills of greater than level 300. Points TMs do not count towards this total.	Moderate	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Walking Orchestra	In which you put your fellow musicians out of business. Play (not using a custom message) 10 different instruments from each instrument family type (except keyboards of which only 4 are required) and get the best possible result for each. Playing from primers does not count.	Moderate	Music
All	none	Achievement: We Must Stop Meeting Like This	In which you had a random threesome. Visit, misportal to or misfly to the same person three times in a row, or be visited, misportalled to or misflown to by the same person three times in a row, or any combination.	Moderate	Lucky
Witches	none	Achievement: Welcome To The Danger Zone	In which you took people on your mighty wings. This achievement is awarded upon being able to store seventeen or more locations in your broom. You can use recall on your broom to update your standing on this within the achievements system.	Moderate	Witches
Fools	none	Achievement: Wrist Rotation	In which you gave your wrists a thorough workout. Complete 1000 successful juggling performances.	Moderate	Fools
Wizards	none	Achievement: Zapiddy Doo Dah	In which you gave some artifacts back their zap. To gain this achievement, expend 10000 guild points on recharging magical artifacts.	Moderate	Wizards
Witches	none	Achievement: Zip Zip Zippity Zip	In which you got your broom ready for some aerial acrobatics. Use a total of 175,000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Moderate	Witches
Priests	none	Achievement: Abstinence	In which you went without to save yourself. This achievement is gained on protecting yourself with a (self performed) minor or major shield that will last eight hours. This will require multiple performances of the ritual, and time elapsed will play a role; the progress details may be inaccurate because of this.	Small	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Accident Prone	In which you spent some time crawling around. Break your legs in three different ways. Note that this is three different ways, not three different locations; so, for example, falling off three different things will only count once (and a self-directed jump counts as a fall), and being blown up by an alchemical explosion will only count once. Also, you will not be credited for breaking your leg again if you already have a broken leg (regardless of whether it's splinted or not).	Small	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Achoo	In which you were given a handkerchief by the gods. This achievement is awarded when you have been blessed 10 times by searching the cairns in Djelibeybi. You need to be blessed by 5 different gods in total.	Small	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Addicted	In which you have been here a year! Go you! This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of one year or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Small	Social and Age
Thieves	none	Achievement: All Combinations Covered	In which you broke all the rules, twice. Successfully break into two safes of each type. The types of safe are: those that require you to use an object to break open, those that are protected by a three-wheel tumbler lock, those that are protected by a contact panel and those protected by a combination code.	Small	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: All In The Wrist	In which you demonstrated that you knew your game. Win 100 games of darts against another player or NPC.	Small	Games
All	none	Achievement: All My Loving	In which you you were true, and sent all your loving, to your darling, until you found the next one. This achievement is awarded when you have been married to 10 people.	Small	Social
All	none	Achievement: Amateur Athlete	In which you made it through many a game of capture the flag. This achievement is gained when you complete a hundred games of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Small	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Apprentice Woodcutter	In which you shouted "Timber!" a lot. Kill 100 oaks, pines, or redwoods (saplings don't count) in the Gloomy Forest or Ramtops terrains.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Aquatic Evader	In which you slipped out of their grasp. Successfully evade 100 dunkings in the pool in Creel Springs.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Arachnid Exterminator	In which you heroically slaughtered a no doubt endangered species. Kill 100 spiders in the Gloomy Forest.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Bad Penny	In which you showed that you'll just keep coming back. This achievement is awarded upon having died 10 times	Small	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Bad Potter	In which you poked some bad pot and weren't ashamed to admit it. Mould 100 pots that golems would have nightmares about.	Small	Crafts and Pottery
All	none	Achievement: Bail Bonder	In which you spent some money to save someone some time. This achievement is awarded when you have bailed out at least 10 different people (not including yourself) for a total sum of at least 15 Royals.	Small	Ankh-morpork and Crime
All	none	Achievement: Ball Hog	In which you pocketed the balls and scored. Win or tie at 50 games of billiards at the Bes Pelargic or Sto Lat Wizards' Guild.	Small	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Beatnik	In which you expressed yourself through rhythm. Play (not using a custom message) 10 different percussion instruments and get the best possible result for each. Playing from primers does not count.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Beginner Block Builder	In which you started a collection of quilts. Join quilting blocks to each other, or to a quilt, 100 times.	Small	Crafts and Quilting
All	none	Achievement: Blooming Burglar	In which you helped the spread of pneumonia in an immigrant population. Steal underwear from the washing lines in Little Brindisi.	Small	Genua
Wizards	none	Achievement: Book Smarts	In which you discovered the value of books. Read at least one page from 10 different magical spell books.	Small	Wizards
Assassins	none	Achievement: Boom Times	In which you demonstrated that you had a short fuse. Explode four different types of gas/smoke bombs.	Small	Assassins
Thieves	none	Achievement: Breaking In Is Hard To Do	In which you felt your way into the profession. Break into ten safes or steal the equivalent of AM$300 from safes you've cracked.	Small	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Budding Artist	In which you submitted an item for public display. Have an item accepted for display in the citizens' gallery of the Royal Art museum of Ankh-Morpork.	Small	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Bugsy's Beginning	In which you toddled into the world of organised crime. Complete 5 Coffee Nostra missions.	Small	Coffee Nostra
All	none	Achievement: Bully	In which you were neither big nor clever. This achievement is gained upon shoving or tripping 100 NPCs, sending them crashing to the ground. It will count each NPC once towards this total.	Small	Warriors
Warriors	none	Achievement: Burgeoning Bloodlust	In which you got a taste for mayhem and madness. This achievement is awarded upon successfully berserking a total of 10 times.	Small	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Bussed It	In which you virtually travelled hither and thither in Ankh-Morpork. Win ten games of Morporkian Carriages. In order to count towards this achievement, a game must consist of at least 4 players and involve at least 30 minutes of active play, and the winning player must have played at least 15 moves.	Small	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Camel Liberator	In which you heroically freed the downtrodden mathematicians from their oppressive masters. Free 100 camels from servitude by killing their traders.	Small	Djelibeybi
Assassins	none	Achievement: Camel Whisperer	In which you stayed calm and assertive and coaxed a contrary animal. Hashishim may gain this achievement by riding the camel Dirty Little Schemer with exceptional skill.	Small	Assassins
All	none	Achievement: Card Licker	In which you couldn't get the taste out of your mouth. This achievement is awarded upon experiencing ten different, yet delicious, flavours of creator cards.	Small	Underworld
All	none	Achievement: Cereal Killer	In which you brought a much needed conclusion to the story. This achievement is awarded upon killing Sokkard in the middle of telling Barry the Cornflake.	Small	Ankh-morpork
Witches	none	Achievement: Certainly Civilised	In which you were prepared for teatime. This achievement is awarded upon having successfully brewed a volume of tea corresponding to 64 teacups.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Comfortably Well Off	In which you told people you weren't well off, you were "comfortable". This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 5,000 across your bank accounts	Small	Wealth
All	Competent	Achievement: Competent Professional	In which you showed dedication in advancing professional responsibilities. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 100.	Small	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Competent Tanner	In which you ended up with a lot of leather. Make 100 expertly tanned hides.	Small	Crafts and Tanning
All	none	Achievement: Confused Shopper	In which you could've sworn the shop was right there yesterday. Buy an item from the fabled travelling shop.	Small	Underworld
Priests	none	Achievement: Consecrator	In which you consecrated 'til you were sated. This achievement is gained upon consecrating 100 items.	Small	Priests
Wizards	none	Achievement: Contemplative	In which you spent your time asleep on the job. Contemplate 10 different spells.	Small	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Crafty Quilter	In which you decorated some quilts. Expertly quilt 100 quilts.	Small	Crafts and Quilting
Warriors	none	Achievement: Cubist	In which you searched for new means of expressing yourself. This achievement is granted upon successfully applying warpaint with 27 different colours. The warpaint must last for at least 60 seconds for it to count, and you must have applied it to yourself rather than to someone else. If you use more than two colours at a time, only the first one will count.	Small	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Determined Duellist	In which you gained a reputation for daring. Win 20 duels in the Musketeers' duelling arena.	Small	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Determined Magical Duellist	In which you were determined to wield the power and succeed. Win 20 magical duels in the Bes Pelargic Wizards' Guild.	Small	Guilds and Games
Thieves	none	Achievement: Diamonds Are Forever	In which you learned that diamonds really are a thief's best friend. Successfully shoplift 20 different types of diamond objects. Each object should have a different short description to count and the word diamond must appear in the short and as a material that the item is made of.	Small	Covert and Thieves
Thieves	none	Achievement: Did The Laundry	In which you really cleaned up. Successfully launder 10 different types of stolen items.	Small	Thieves
Wizards	none	Achievement: Diminisher Of Distortions	In which you sealed the edges 'twixt here and there. Successfully seal 1 distortion in space and time in the Unseen University's library.	Small	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Double Letter Score	In which you found the right place for the right words. Win ten games of either scrabble, boggle, balderdash or quick categories. The game must last at least 30 minutes (and in the case of quick categories be played to at least 20 points) for the achievement to register.	Small	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Dunking Dipper	In which you made them go under. Successfully dunk 10 different players in the pool in Creel Springs. Dunking someone is more likely to succeed if you're better than them at swimming.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Dye Hard	In which you dyed very hard indeed. Marble 100 items with a high quality pattern.	Small	Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Dye Hide	In which you spread it out and rubbed it in. Make 100 beautifully dyed hides.	Small	Crafts and Tanning
All	none	Achievement: Eagle Eyed	In which you homed in on the target. Get 10 bullseyes in the game of darts. Lucky shots don't count.	Small	Games
All	none	Achievement: Elder Respector	In which you paid proper respect to the elders. This achievement is awarded for properly venerating the old people of Bes Pelargic 100 times. Don't just kowtow to the same one over and over - that won't work!!! Killing old people will also have a negative effect on your march towards this achievement.	Small	Bes Pelargic
All	none	Achievement: Escape From L-space	In which you navigated the unmappable. Find your way out of L-space.	Small	Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Ex Peas 4 Me	In which you put your back into it and made a bit of an effort. This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 200k. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Small	Numberchasing
All	none	Achievement: Extreme Sneezer	In which you went to rather messy lengths to avoid boredom. This achievement is awarded after seven extreme sneezes. Extreme sneezing is done by snorting zabingo pepper.	Small	Ankh-morpork and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Extruder Extraordinaire	In which you extruded an extraordinary amount of sausages. Extrude 5000 pounds of sausages from a sausage extruder.	Small	Crafts
Witches	none	Achievement: Fade To Black	In which you became part of the scenery. This achievement is gained on fading into the foreground at the "aten't here" level or better, 100 times.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Fear To Thread	In which you pushed the angels aside and danced on the pin yourself. Mend 1000 items to top condition with needle and thread. This will only count if the mending message tells you the item now looks "as good as new", so if you've mended something to excellent condition and the achievement hasn't incremented, try mending it a bit more.	Small	Crafts
Witches	none	Achievement: Feel Of The Stick	In which you started to get a feel for flying. This achievement is awarded upon being able to store fourteen or more locations in your broom. You can use recall on your broom to update your standing on this within the achievements system.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Feline Saviour	In which you assisted some distressed felines. Successfully unwrap ten sacred cats in Djelibeybi.	Small	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Felt The Force	In which you loved a (wo)man in uniform. This achievement is awarded upon racking up 100 counts of molesting an officer of the watch, either male or female. Keep in mind that not all officers respond to molestation in the same way: eg male officers usually won't react badly to affection from a woman. In most cases actions like canoodling, licking, kissing, fondling, groping, snogging and nuzzling will trigger a response, but again there is some variety. There is a (randomised) timed restriction: molesting a watchman multiple times in quick succession won't count towards the achievement.	Small	Ankh-morpork and Crime
Fools	none	Achievement: Flexible Fingers	In which you flicked your fingers around a lot. Complete 100 successful juggling performances.	Small	Fools
Fools	none	Achievement: Flying Daggers	In which you risked life and limb to carry a few more knives. Juggle 9 knives to pattern completion successfully.	Small	Fools
All	none	Achievement: Frequent Misflyer	In which you took some random trips. Travel to a random location 100 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	Small	Guilds and Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Friend Of The Museum	In which you supported the arts. Donate A$1000 to the the Royal Art museum of Ankh-Morpork.	Small	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: From Hardy Stock	In which you proved you were tougher than you looked. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 100 in adventuring.health.	Small	Ability
All	none	Achievement: From Me To You	In which you sent it along, with love, from you, to me. This achievement is awarded upon mailing ten different items with a value of greater than $10. Each must be sent to a different person.	Small	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Front Row Seats	In which you gained access to an area reserved only for the best of the arena. This achievement is gained upon gaining access to the champion's box in the arena.	Small	Arena
Witches	none	Achievement: Going Around In Circles	In which you circled so often you got a bit dizzy. This achievement is awarded after your 100th successful circle.	Small	Witches
Witches	none	Achievement: Got Nose?	In which you really started to strew noses about the place. This achievement is gained on making 150 noses fall off by squinting.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Gourmand	In which you were a glutton for gluttony. Eat 1000 items of food. The food has to be fully eaten. Food created with spells or rituals (e.g. Wurphle's Midnight Snack or summon fluff), drinks, and continuous items (i.e. things that come in pinches, handfuls, piles, etc) do not count for this achievement.	Small	Food
All	none	Achievement: Gullible	In which you remembered that once was understandable. This achievement is awarded when a camel you have bought from the the wandering camel traders in Djelibeybi has deserted you and returned to its trader. They will only return if their traders are alive to call them back.	Small	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Habitual Smoker	In which you really should learn the damage that stuff does to your lungs. This achievement is awarded upon purchasing ten different kinds of tobacco from the shop in Hillshire	Small	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Hard To Kill	In which you consistently protected your vital organs from trendy piercing. This achievement is awarded upon going four days of playing time without dying. Please note that progress on this achievement is only updated periodically, so it may take slightly longer than four days to reach 100 per cent.	Small	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Hard Worker	In which you showed that you are not afraid of hard work and got a button to prove it. This achievement is awarded when you have earned your first medal in the Ankh-Morpork Job Market.	Small	Ankh-morpork and Missions
All	none	Achievement: Haunting Refrain	In which you visited people and made them reflect on your death. You must haunt ten of the living. You must be in the same room as them for it to count towards the achievement. Bear in mind there's not a lot of point in haunting the dead either. Upon your return to your mortal form, you will get everything you deserve...	Small	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Heartbreaker	In which you insisted it wasn't us, it was you. Tear up a total of twenty-five creator cards.	Small	Underworld
All	none	Achievement: Highly Strung	In which you plucked, strummed and bowed until your fingers hurt. Play (not using a custom message) 10 different stringed instruments and get the best possible result for each. Playing from primers does not count.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Hogfather's Little Helper	In which you embraced the spirit of giving. Give a wrapped gift (in paper or furoshiki cloth) worth at least A$20 to 10 different people and have them open it.	Small	Social
All	none	Achievement: I Get Knocked Down	In which you got up again. This achievement is awarded upon being PK killed ten times.	Small	Playerkillers
Witches	none	Achievement: I Wanna Hold Your Hand	In which you had something that you thought they would understand. This achievement is awarded after successfully casting Gammer Shorga's Helpful Undergrowth 100 times.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: I Wanna Kill	In which you found a fondness for stabbing people in their underwear. This achievement is gained when you kill five hundred people in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Small	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Jason's Journeyman	In which you banged one out all over the place. Fix something to top condition in the smithies of Bad Ass, Blackglass, Brass Neck, Creel Springs, Lancre Town, and Razorback.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Journeyman Truffler	In which you found twenty five truffles. Encourage your pig to find twenty five truffles.	Small	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Junior Quester	In which you showed yourself to be no stranger to quests. This achievement is awarded upon attaining 10% of available quest points	Small	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Keen Keyboarder	In which you tapped out a tune or two. Play (not using a custom message) 4 different keyboard instruments and get the best possible result for each. Playing from primers does not count.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Knock Down	In which you got what was coming to you. Be knocked off the Djelibeybi walls twenty times as a result of failing to knock off your intended victim. Being knocked off the walls as a result of your failing to knock off pets, will not count for this achievement. Being knocked off by the same NPC within a short time-period will not count.	Small	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Knock Knock	In which you repeatedly asked who was there. Knock thirty living things off Djelibeybi's walls. Knocking off pets will not count for this achievement.	Small	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Let Me Think About That	In which you proved that you need a lot of time to reconsider what you said. Lose fifty debates due to being uncreative. Note that a draw due to both of you being uncreative will not increase the achievement.	Small	Social and Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Literate	In which you wrote a book for public consumption. Have a book accepted in the Assassins' Guild Library.	Small	Guilds
Assassins	none	Achievement: Lofty Expectations	In which you contributed to your house loft. Add 10 building materials to your house loft during lofting season. Please note that taking materials from your house loft will reduce your progress towards this achievement.	Small	Assassins
All	none	Achievement: Loudmouth	In which you failed to keep the bloody noise down. Visit the Listening Monks temple and get thrown out for noisiness 50 times. Only throwings-out caused by being noisy will count, and you'll also have to go further into the temple than just the entryway.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Lucky Six	In which you learned that it doesn't just go "one, two, many". This achievement is awarded upon winning a total of 25 crowns of Hugh's dice game in the Hublandish Barbarian camp bar. Losses do not affect your progress.	Small	Games
All	none	Achievement: Mature	In which you (hopefully) have outgrown your wilder behaviour. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of 50 days	Small	Social and Age
Priests	none	Achievement: Meditative	In which you asked your god for knowledge. This achievement is attained by gaining full insight while meditating on 10 different rituals at your god's high altar.	Small	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Melon Mangler	In which you maliciously hurled a number of innocent melons to their dooms. Throw 50 melons of your choice off the walls of Djelibeybi city. You will only be able to throw a certain number of melons off in a certain time period.	Small	Djelibeybi
Wizards and Witches	none	Achievement: Memorable	In which you gained a repertoire of magical spells. Remember 10 different spells.	Small	Wizards and Witches
All	none	Achievement: Misportal Of Misfortune	In which you took the hint and stayed put. Create a burning, rumbling, wobbling misportal.	Small	Guilds and Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Moderate Spender	In which you enriched the Genua Casino by a moderate amount. Lose 10 Ducats at the Genua casino	Small	Genua
All	none	Achievement: Money Earner	In which you earned good money with honest work. This achievement is awarded when you have earned 1000 dollars (in various currencies) doing missions.	Small	Missions
All	none	Achievement: Monopolist	In which you bought and sold and ran your own virtual slum empire. Win a game of Exclusive Possession at the board in either Genua or the temple of the Listening Monks. A game must last at least an hour for it to count towards this total.	Small	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Moving Masterpiece	In which you became a work of art. Become the toast of the freakshow by getting your body completely covered in tattoos. If you die before completing the achievement you will lose your tattoos and will need to start the achievement again.	Small	Quirky
Warriors	none	Achievement: Multilingual Menace	In which you spoke the language of anger. Successfully intimidate an enemy by warcrying in four different languages that you are proficient in. You are considered proficient at 70 levels of the spoken skill.	Small	Warriors
Priests	none	Achievement: Not Today	In which you brought someone back from the other side. This achievement is awarded upon successfully reviving another player using either Resurrect or Raise Dead. The revived must be at least three days old to count towards this achievement.	Small	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Novice Explorer	In which you took the road less travelled by. This achievement is gained upon gaining 50000 points of exploration experience.	Small	Exploration
Wizards	none	Achievement: Novice Scriber	In which you put quill to paper and scribed some spells. Create 100 magical scrolls to demonstrate your scribing abilities.	Small	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Obsessed With Underwear	In which you made your own private underwear collection. This achievement is gained when you hoist the flag in capture the flag a hundred times. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Small	Ctf
Wizards	none	Achievement: Octograver	In which you had a magical time using your staff. Create 88 octograms.	Small	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Oliver Abstractor	In which you played at olive-pinching. Steal an olive from the trees in Little Brindisi.	Small	Genua
All	none	Achievement: On Target	In which you showed everyone you never miss an opportunity to hit your target. Score a total of five hundred points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Small	Ramtops and Games
All	none	Achievement: Pinning Pretty	In which you tarted up some quilting blocks with appliques. Create 100 high-quality appliqued quilting blocks. The quality of a block is determined by the fabrics used to make it and your success in cutting out the applique and sewing it on.	Small	Crafts and Quilting
Witches	none	Achievement: Potion Maker	In which you made some magical potions. This achievement is awarded upon having successfully brewed a volume corresponding to 16 teacups of each of the following potions: healing tea, anti-venom tea, intelligence tea, cold syrup and energy tea.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Practised Killer	In which you began to perfect the art of killing for entertainment. This achievement is gained upon killing 5 players within the arena.	Small	Arena
Thieves	none	Achievement: Proficient Property Relocator	In which you redistributed wealth and gave the guild its cut. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$200 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Small	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Promiscuous	In which you cast your vote for polytheism. Perform successful sacrifices to 8 different Ephebian deities. If many sacrifices in a short period of time are performed, only one will count; the gods do not appreciate their favour bought in bulk. Witches and Wizards should be aware that while they can perform sacrifices that count towards these achievements, the gods will not reward them in any other way.	Small	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Properly Addicted	In which you got the nod of approval from a judgemental device. Get targeted by an addictometer and be judged as being 'properly addicted' or worse. Er... better? I guess that's a judgement call. You must have at least five days of player age for this achievement to count.	Small	Ankh-morpork and Social
All	none	Achievement: Purple Juicer	In which you dealt with a bad egg(plant). This achievement is awarded upon killing one rouge eggplant in Sheepridge.	Small	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Put Your Hands Together	In which you were able to give yourself a nice pat on the back. This achievement is awarded upon finding a thumb and four fingers in the Sto Lat sewers.	Small	Sto Lat and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Ramtops Fashion Plate	In which you reached the height of fashion... in a sense. Get something embroidered in Bad Ass, get something mended in Blackglass, buy and collect a custom cloak in Brass Neck, buy a swimsuit in Creel Springs, buy some underwear from a carpenter in Lancre Town, buy a hatpin in Slice, buy and collect a custom hat in Mad Stoat, buy and collect a custom fur garment in Mad Wolf, and buy and collect a piece of custom fruitbat clothing in Razorback.	Small	Ramtops
Wizards	none	Achievement: Recharge!	In which you used magical juice to give some artifacts a boost. To gain this achievement, expend 1000 guild points on recharging magical artifacts.	Small	Wizards
Assassins	none	Achievement: Red Handed	In which you won at the manly sport of boxing. Mano Rossa may gain this achievement by winning 25 matches in the boxing ring in their guild.	Small	Assassins
All	none	Achievement: Red In Tooth And Claw	In which you took matters into your own hands and teeth. This achievement is gained when you get five hundred solo kills in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Small	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Roamin' Hands	In which you demonstrated some skill at getting others' kits off. This achievement is gained when you steal a hundred flags in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and that a flag cannot be repeatedly stolen in order to count for this achievement.	Small	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Romantic	In which you showed you really are just a romantic at heart. Serenade 10 different players with the best possible message (not a custom message), using any instrument.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Shady Profiteer	In which you made some non-taxable revenue. Get A$5000, or equivalent, through fencing items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Small	Guilds, Fencing and Wealth
All	none	Achievement: So We Meet Again	In which you had a chance meeting or two. Visit, misportal to or misfly to the same person twice in a row, or be visited, misportalled to or misflown to by the same person twice in a row, or any combination.	Small	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Solitary Shuffler	In which you played with yourself repeatedly. Win ten games of klondike solitaire or single-player mastermind. For a mastermind win to count, it must occur in 12 moves or fewer and the game must have been started in single-player mode with at least 6 pieces.	Small	Games
Warriors	none	Achievement: Special	In which you had an attack for every occasion. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 50 crush, impale and behead commands. Note that the target of the specials must die before any special attacks that you performed on them are recognised.	Small	Warriors
Wizards	none	Achievement: Spellchecker	In which you checked and double checked, just to make sure. Spellcheck fully 10 different spells.	Small	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Steady Scratcher	In which you took your time and made your mark. Expertly engrave 100 items with a pattern.	Small	Crafts and Engraving
All	none	Achievement: Steady Stitcher	In which you took your time and saved more than nine. Embroider 100 items with a pattern.	Small	Crafts and Embroidery
All	none	Achievement: Sto Plains Pub Crawl	In which you visited many picturesque Sto Plains bars. This achievement is awarded upon purchasing something in the bars and taverns of Pekan Ford, Hillshire, Holy Wood and Dinky.	Small	Sto Plains
All	none	Achievement: Strange Attractor	In which you wished you were more repulsive. Be the target of a visit, misportal or misflight 10 times. Note that only the target will get the achievement, not everyone in the room.	Small	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Tabletop Adept	In which you successfully skirmished on a tabletop. Win 10 games on the war-gaming table in the Genua barracks.	Small	Genua and Games
All	none	Achievement: Taste The Rainbow	In which you played with all the colours of the wind. Get a ball of each colour of the rainbow from playing with Gufnork's organ.	Small	Guilds and Music
Assassins	none	Achievement: Tea Time	In which you followed tradition and made the perfect cup of tea. Perform the tea ceremony perfectly. The ceremony can either be performed in the ninja guild or for Wun Good Cuppa.	Small	Assassins
Assassins, Thieves, Warriors, Priests and Fools	none	Achievement: The Passenger	In which you stayed under glass. This achievement is gained upon managing to use Divine Hand on yourself and a passenger.	Small	Priests
Assassins	none	Achievement: Thief In Assassin's Clothing	In which you betrayed your kind and acted the thief. Nick 5 building materials from other house lofts during lofting season.	Small	Assassins
Thieves	none	Achievement: Thief Of All Trades	In which you demonstrated the versatility of your nimble fingers. Successfully snatch, filch and steal from 10 different named NPCs or players, and shoplift from 10 different shops.	Small	Covert and Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Timbered	In which you discovered the oak was on you. Get squashed by 20 oaks, pines, or redwoods in the Gloomy Forest or Ramtops terrains. If you're having trouble with this because you're too good at dodging, then increasing your burden above 50% will help.	Small	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Transcriber	In which you were in serious danger of RSI. Successfully copy 100 rumours in the Listening Monks' scriptorium.	Small	Ramtops and Crafts
Fools	none	Achievement: Up And Down And Round And Round	In which you threw things all over the place. Successfully juggle three distinct patterns to completion.	Small	Fools
All	none	Achievement: Used Your Words	In which you started convincing with your words. Be successful in at least ten debates against ten different players.	Small	Social and Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Vengeful	In which you paid for pointy death. Place contracts to the value of A$5000 at any of the regional assassins' guilds.	Small	Guilds and Contracts
All	none	Achievement: Very Indulgent	In which you indulged yourself in quite a lot of salvation. This achievement is awarded when you buy twenty indulgences on the Street of Small Gods.	Small	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Vintner Wannabe	In which you started your very own collection of potential wine-berries. Steal a grape from the vines in Little Brindisi.	Small	Genua
Witches	none	Achievement: Walking Broom Cupboard	In which you floated everything but the kitchen sink. This achievement is gained on floating 10 different types of utensil with the spell Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard, not necessarily at the same time.	Small	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Watchful	In which you gave people the eye. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 100 in adventuring.perception.	Small	Ability
All	none	Achievement: We've Got A Bleeder Here	In which you developed the bad habit of letting people stab you. This achievement is gained when you die twenty times in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Small	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Windbag	In which you squeezed and blew until you got a good result. Create beautiful music on the bagpipes by playing it 5 times with one of the two best possible outcomes. Playing from primers does not count.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Windfall	In which you benefitted from your skill with pipes. Play (not using a custom message) 10 different wind instruments and get the best possible result for each. Playing from primers does not count.	Small	Music
All	none	Achievement: Zoo Destroyer	In which you slaughtered in a non-speciesist manner. This achievement is awarded when you have made sausages from the meat of 10 different species. Mixed sausages count as one, so the other nine will have to be pure.	Small	Crafts
Warriors	none	Achievement: A Little Bit Special	In which you crushed, impaled and beheaded for good measure. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing 1 crush, impale and behead command. Note that the target of the specials must die before any special attacks that you performed on them are recognised.	Minor	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: A Well-oiled Scabbard	In which you whipped it out to get the party started. This achievement is awarded upon successfully performing iai. Note that the target of the iai must die before the iai you performed on them is recognised.	Minor	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Above The Bread Line	In which you were in no immediate danger of starving to death. This achievement is awarded upon having AM$ 1,000 across your bank accounts	Minor	Wealth
All	none	Achievement: Aiming To Please	In which you aimed for the target instead of the sky. Score a total of two hundred and fifty points using the crossbow at the Slippery Hollow shooting range. Points from all categories count toward this achievement, but only if you fire all three shots.	Minor	Ramtops and Games
Wizards	none	Achievement: Apprentice Summoner	In which you reached past the walls of the world and brought back a nice bunch of flowers. This achievement is awarded to wizards upon the first successful casting of Eringyas' Surprising Bouquet.	Minor	Wizards and Spells
All	none	Achievement: Apprentice Truffler	In which you found five truffles. Encourage your pig to find five truffles.	Minor	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Art Admirer	In which you learned through looking. Gain a culture TM by looking at the artworks in the Royal Art Museum of Ankh-Morpork.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Band Aid	In which you made the world a little better. This achievement is awarded upon applying a bandage to another player.	Minor	Social
Assassins	none	Achievement: Beginner Bomber	In which you lit the fuse and made it go "boom". Explode a gas or smoke bomb.	Minor	Assassins
All	none	Achievement: Beginner Duellist	In which you won your first duel. Win 1 duel in the Musketeers' duelling arena.	Minor	Guilds and Games
Witches	none	Achievement: Beginning Brewstress	In which you got started in Making the Tea. This achievement is awarded upon having successfully brewed a volume of tea corresponding to 16 teacups.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Billiards Beginner	In which you succeeded at billiards. Win or tie at 1 game of billiards at the Bes Pelargic or Sto Lat Wizards' Guild.	Minor	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Birthday	In which you said it's your birthday... well, it's their birthday too yeah. This achievement is awarded for having been on at the same time as someone who shares your birthday. On your birthday. If you have set your birthday within the last 30 days, for example, to get the achievement, it won't work. Sorry!	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Bled And Fed	In which you donated a lot of blood. This achievement is awarded when you've donated blood ten times to an Igor in a secret location somewhere in Morpork.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Blood Of A Young Wolf	In which you did the dirty deed yourself. This achievement is gained when you get your first solo kill in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Minor	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Blood On Your Staff	In which you managed to inflict a little pain. This achievement is gained when you kill someone in capture the flag for the first time. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Minor	Ctf
Warriors	none	Achievement: Bloodhound	In which you could smell last Tuesday. This achievement is awarded upon successfully tracking and finding 10 different players or unique NPCs. For the achievement to register you must use the command to find the trail, and when you've found your target.	Minor	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Blossoming Professional	In which you showed promise in the pursuit of professional responsibilities. This achievement is awarded upon reaching guild level 25.	Minor	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Bouncy Seat	In which you virtually explored Ankh-Morpork by carriage. Win a game of Morporkian Carriages. In order to count towards this achievement, a game must consist of at least 4 players and involve at least 30 minutes of active play, and the winning player must have played at least 15 moves.	Minor	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Break It Down	In which you received a lump on the head for your own betterment. This achievement is awarded upon having your stats adjusted once by a retrophrenologist.	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Broke A Leg	In which you took part in a theatrical tradition. This achievement is gained by using B.S. Johnson's Improved Shoe Shining Machine.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Budding Magical Duellist	In which you tried your hand at magical combat. Win 1 magical duel in the Bes Pelargic Wizards' Guild.	Minor	Guilds and Games
All	none	Achievement: Bullseye!	In which you used pinpoint precision to score. Get a bullseye in a game of darts. Lucky shots don't count.	Minor	Games
All	none	Achievement: Bum Scratcher	In which you worked your magic fingers on many passing bums. This achievement is awarded upon scratching twenty different tramps in Sto Lat. You may need to wait for a reboot before all bums yield themselves to your touch.	Minor	Sto Lat
All	none	Achievement: Cabbage Cruncher	In which you callously crunched a cabbage companion. Open wide and place a cabbage into your mouth. The sentient kind is preferred.	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Cautious Saver	In which you ensured your protection against bank collapses. This achievement is gained by you having an account in at least five different banks.	Minor	Wealth
All	none	Achievement: Coffee-shop Regular	In which you became known as a budding addict. Be recognised as having a regular order when ordering coffee from the Barista in Little Brindisi. Coffees ordered too frequently will not count.	Minor	Genua
Priests	none	Achievement: Connoisseur Of Debris	In which you whirled and twirled and picked up the pieces. This achievement is gained on creating 10 dust devils made from different materials.	Minor	Priests
Wizards	none	Achievement: Cross-eyed Confusion	In which you went cross-eyed contemplating too many things at once. Contemplate a spell before you've finished your contemplations of a different spell.	Minor	Wizards
Priests	none	Achievement: Dearly Departed	In which you respectfully laid the dead to rest. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 5,000 guild points on your burial ritual. Only successful burials count towards this achievement.	Minor	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Deity Displeaser	In which you were blind to the needs of the gods. Become blinded as the result of a particularly bad attempt to please the gods by offering or sacrificing at an altar.	Minor	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Die? That's The Last Thing I Shall Do	In which you got it over with. Good show! This achievement is awarded upon having died for the first time	Minor	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Dogbottler's Friend	In which you didn't count your dogs until they were bottled. This achievement is awarded upon having fifteen dogs bottled by Dogbottler in Ankh-Morpork.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Dust Buster	In which you dusted a grimy feline. Dust a dusty sacred cat in Djelibeybi.	Minor	Djelibeybi
Witches	none	Achievement: Fading Away	In which you were hidden in plain sight. This achievement is gained on fading into the foreground at the "aten't here" level or better.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Fast Fencer	In which you discovered the value of shady dealings. Get A$1000, or equivalent, through fencing items. Note that items bought back and re-fenced do not count towards this achievement.	Minor	Guilds, Fencing and Wealth
All	none	Achievement: Favoured	In which you gained divine favour through your curiosity. This achievement is awarded when you have been blessed as a result of searching around in one of Djelibeybi's cairns.	Minor	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Feeling Fruity	In which you tried to get your five a day. Eat 10 different fruity flavours of paper. Your consumption will only count if it's been at least 20 seconds since you last ate some fruit-flavoured paper.	Minor	Food and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: First Blood	In which you were made to bleed for the first time. This achievement is gained when you die for the first time in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Minor	Ctf
Thieves	none	Achievement: First Time Fingersmith	In which you flexed your fingers. Break into a safe of any design.	Minor	Thieves
Fools	none	Achievement: Flamin' Foolish	In which you were left red faced and bereft of eyebrows. Successfully firebreathe at yourself.	Minor	Fools
All	none	Achievement: Fly Swatter	In which you beat up a dozen cell mates. This achievement is awarded when you've succesfully swatted twelve of those annoying flies that sometimes buzz around the cell of the Dolly Sisters Watch House in Ankh-Morpork.	Minor	Ankh-morpork, Crime and Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Fumbling Fingers	In which you managed to undress someone for the first time. This achievement is gained when you steal the flag for the first time in capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and that a flag cannot be repeatedly stolen in order to count for this achievement.	Minor	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Fumbling In The Underwear Drawer	In which you got your mitts on a handful of underwear. This achievement is gained when you hoist the flag in capture the flag ten times. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Minor	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Go Into The Light	In which you began to wish the light wasn't optional. You have to be haunted by ten separate dead players. Only hauntings in the room you are currently occupying count for this. It also doesn't count if you yourself are dead.	Minor	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Good Friend	In which you showed that sharing is good. This achievement is awarded for having been the source of 20 shared TMs. There is no set threshold for level or skill.	Minor	Lucky
Fools	none	Achievement: Gravity Check	In which you threw some things in the air and then caught them again. Successfully juggle a pattern to completion.	Minor	Fools
All	none	Achievement: Grubby Scrapper	In which you rumbled in the sewers. Win a fight in the Kick Consortium.	Minor	Coffee Nostra
All	none	Achievement: Grue Survivor	In which you managed to make it through the grues. Get yourself to the center of the forest in Slippery Hollow	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Gutter Gourmet	In which you made a feast from old boots and slime. This achievement is awarded when you've ordered everything on the menu at the Beggar's Boot Banquet.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
Priests	none	Achievement: Had Faith	In which you asked your god for protection. This achievement is gained on protecting yourself with a (self performed) minor or major shield that will last an hour. This will require multiple performances of the ritual, and time elapsed will play a role; the progress details may be inaccurate because of this.	Minor	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Heavy Handed	In which you learnt that (unlicensed) crime doesn't pay. Be heavied for stealing in Ankh-Morpork without a licence or, for thieves, for stealing while on leave.	Minor	Guilds and Ankh-morpork
All	none	Achievement: Hoodlum	In which you crossed a line. This achievement is awarded when you get your first fighting or murder charge on your criminal record in Ankh-Morpork. Crimes always go on record when a watchman witnesses them. If not there is a small chance that a passer-by will report it. There is no way of knowing at the time whether your crime will be reported or not.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Crime
Witches	none	Achievement: Household Helper	In which you defended yourself with whatever was at hand. This achievement is gained on floating a utensil with the spell Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Hyperactive	In which you got high on sweet, sweet sugar. Consume 10 different types of food or drink that provide a sugar high.	Minor	Food
All	none	Achievement: Indulgent	In which you indulged yourself in a little salvation. This achievement is awarded when you buy an indulgence on the Street of Small Gods.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
Assassins	none	Achievement: Inexperienced Inhumer	In which you closed a contract for the first time. Close a contract in any of the assassins' guilds.	Minor	Assassins and Inhume
All	none	Achievement: Judged And Found Wanting	In which you were found lacking in the eye of an addictometer. Get targeted by an addictometer and be judged as being 'fairly well balanced' or worse. Er... better? I guess that's a judgement call. You must have at least five days of player age for this achievement to count.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Social
All	none	Achievement: Jump To It	In which you could not find the gate. Jump over a wall in Slippery Hollow.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Klatchian Coaster	In which you took the ferry along the Klatchian coast. This achievement is awarded upon travelling along the Klatchian coast by ferry. To be awarded the achievement you will need to exit the ferry at each of Ephebe, Djelibeybi and Il Drim.	Minor	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Knack	In which you found you had a knack for something. This achievement is awarded upon reaching level 50 in a skill.	Minor	Ability
All	none	Achievement: Knocked Up	In which you knocked 'em off. Knock ten living things off Djelibeybi's walls. Knocking off pets will not count for this achievement.	Minor	Djelibeybi
Witches	none	Achievement: Lazy Old Baggage	In which you gained a personal porter. This achievement is gained on summoning a fruitbat. If you already have one, the achievement will be triggered when you successfully cast the spell "Mother Harblist's Fruity Flyer" again.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Lost In L-space	In which you stepped into distorted reality. Enter L-space.	Minor	Guilds
All	none	Achievement: Lucky Truffler	In which you learned something from truffling. Receive a taskmaster boost while encouraging your pig to find truffles.	Minor	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Mine Sweeper	In which you cunningly evaded hidden spiders. Open all of the safe crates while avoiding all the unsafe crates in ten stockpiles.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Mini Debater	In which you started using words as your weapons. Simply win one debate.	Minor	Social and Guilds
Witches	none	Achievement: Mini Mocker	In which you said some unkind things and had them stick. This achievement is awarded after your first successful mockery.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Minor Miner	In which you mined a little bit of shiny stuff. Mine ten gem chips with a pickaxe and hammer.	Minor	Ramtops and Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Misguided	In which you took a wrong turn or two. Travel to a random location 10 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	Minor	Guilds and Exploration
Assassins	none	Achievement: Musical Inhumer	In which you performed at a death. Close a contract using a musical method of inhumation.	Minor	Assassins and Inhume
All	none	Achievement: Needs To Learn The Words	In which you offended the law to put up a show. This achievement is awarded when you have mimed ten times in front of an officer of the Watch. There is a (randomised) timed restriction: miming again immediately won't count towards the achievement.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Crime
Witches	none	Achievement: No Nose For You	In which you robbed someone of their olfactory instrument. This achievement is gained on making someone's nose fall off by squinting at them.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Oat Breaker	In which you fed the five thousand. Bring 50 handfuls of porridge oats to Brother Hotpot in the kitchen of the Listening Monks' temple.	Minor	Ramtops
Wizards	none	Achievement: Octagonal	In which you had a deight with your staff. Create 8 octograms.	Minor	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: One Person Band	In which you became an efficient bird scarer. Demonstrate your musical ability by successfully playing the following instruments once each; harmonica, cymbals, accordion and guitar. Playing from primers does not count.	Minor	Music
All	none	Achievement: Packrat	In which you never knew when you might need one of those. Open an account at seven different vaults. (Your progress will be incremented when you enter the actual vault room.)	Minor	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Painful Prayer	In which you made a holy mess. Successfully sacrifice an animal on a deity's altar.	Minor	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Painted	In which you used yourself as a canvas. Get two tattoos inked anywhere on your body at the same time. If you die before completing the achievement you will lose your tattoos and will need to start the achievement again.	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Panty Virgin	In which you got your hands on some underwear for the first time. This achievement is gained when you hoist the flag in capture the flag for the first time. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Minor	Ctf
All		Achievement: Patient Banker	In which you waited in line for a chance to drop off cash. To get this achievement, you need to open a bank account at the First Imperial Bank, Bes Pelargic. Those who already have an account should be able to get this achievement by visiting the main branch.	Minor	Bes Pelargic
Wizards	none	Achievement: Patient Focus	In which you discovered something new through the power of single-minded focus. Gain a TM by contemplating a spell.	Minor	Wizards
Priests	none	Achievement: Peripatetic Palliative	In which you healed a little bit of pain. This achievement is awarded upon you healing 5,000 points of damage with healing rituals. The damage healed must be to other players, and not players with whom you are currently in combat.	Minor	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Persistent	In which you showed the ability to hang around like a bad smell. Gained by living to the Ripe Old Age of 10 days	Minor	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Photogenic Poser	In which you showed off the gonnes. This achievement is awarded after posing for twenty tourists with iconographs.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Quirky
Wizards	none	Achievement: Piercing Eyes	In which you used the power of your mind to crush an enemy. This achievement is awarded to wizards upon the first successful casting of Malich's Penetrating Ocular Lance.	Minor	Wizards and Spells
All	none	Achievement: Piercing For Peanuts	In which you played a popular pub game for points. Win 10 games of darts against another player or NPC.	Minor	Games
All	none	Achievement: Pig Rescuer	In which you rescued a pig in distress. Retrieve the Assassins' Roary Pig from the Thieves' Guild during lofting season. Note that only playerkillers can gain this achievement.	Minor	Guilds and Playerkillers
All	none	Achievement: Pignapper	In which you stole a pig from the men (and women) in black. Nick the Roary Pig from an Assassins' Guild house loft during lofting season. Note that only playerkillers can gain this achievement.	Minor	Guilds and Playerkillers
All	none	Achievement: Playing At Silly Buggers	In which you keeled over without anyone laying a finger on you. This achievement is gained when you die in capture the flag without being in combat. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players.	Minor	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Please Mister Postman	In which you looked to see, if there was a letter, a letter for thee. This achievement is awarded upon receiving ten different items with a value of greater than $10. Each must have been sent from a different person.	Minor	Quirky
Thieves	none	Achievement: Practising Property Relocator	In which you stole some things and paid your dues. This achievement is awarded once you have paid a total of A$50 towards your theft quota. Note that quota amounts paid while fines are outstanding do not contribute to this achievement.	Minor	Thieves
All	none	Achievement: Pretty Woman	In which you found a courtesan with a heart of gold. Find the special Genuan courtesan with a golden heart.	Minor	Genua
Priests	none	Achievement: Provider	In which you shared some of your power with a summoned creature for the first time. This achievement is awarded upon successfully feeding any amount of guild points to a summoned creature.	Minor	Priests
All	none	Achievement: Puppeteer	In which you created your own replacement. Buy and collect a deluxe puppet of yourself from Nicholas Winston in Mad Stoat.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Quacked Out	In which you became the willing subject of Fraudulent analysis. This achievement is awarded upon completing five sessions with the renowned Dr. Sigman Fraud.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
Assassins	none	Achievement: Restricted Reader	In which you were trusted with an important book. Request a restricted book from the shelves of the Assassins' Guild Library.	Minor	Assassins
Warriors, Priests, Assassins, Thieves and Fools	none	Achievement: Said Your Prayers	In which you started to give praise to your god. This achievement is awarded upon you spending 1000 guild points on prayer.	Minor	Prayer
Warriors	none	Achievement: Scary Shouter	In which you yelled and screamed to great effect. This achievement is awarded upon causing 1 enemy to either soil him or herself or be terrified by your warcry.	Minor	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Scrounger	In which you managed to get some freebies off your mates. This achievement is awarded for getting 20 shared TMs. There is no set threshold for level or skill.	Minor	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Sea Voyager	In which you took the ferry across the Circle Sea. This achievement is awarded upon travelling across the Circle Sea by ferry each way. To be awarded the achievement you will need to exit the ferry in both Ephebe and in Ankh.	Minor	Exploration
All	none	Achievement: Season Bouquet	In which you picked a year's worth of flowers. Pick a flower from the garden of the Beard and Badger for each season of the year.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Seen Them All	In which you fully satisfied your divine curiosity. This achievement is awarded for visiting every divine passage room at least once.	Minor	Exploration
Warriors	none	Achievement: Shall Not Pass	In which you refused to stand aside. This achievement is awarded upon successfully stopping 10 different players or NPCs from leaving through an exit with guard.	Minor	Warriors
All	none	Achievement: Shattered	In which you decided to anger them all. This achievement is awarded upon shattering at least one holy relic of each worshipable deity.	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Shocking Theft	In which you proved that lightning could strike twice, if you were foolish enough. Be struck by lightning twice for attempting to steal a donation or offering from an altar.	Minor	Ephebe and Prayer
All	none	Achievement: Single Minded	In which you learnt one is fun and two is a crowd. Win a game of klondike solitaire or single-player mastermind. For a mastermind win to count, it must occur in 12 moves or fewer and the game must have been started in single-player mode with at least 6 pieces.	Minor	Games
All	none	Achievement: Sinkable	In which you proved that naming a ship Unsinkable was tempting fate. Be on the SS Unsinkable when it, inevitably, sinks.	Minor	Waterways
All	none	Achievement: Snowballer	In which you pelted people with perfect polar projectiles. This achievement is awarded upon hitting ten people with good snowballs.	Minor	Quirky
All	none	Achievement: Socialite	In which you became integrated into the social fabric of Discworld. This achievement is awarded upon gaining 500 social points.	Minor	Social
Wizards	none	Achievement: Sorklin's Student	In which you learned how to use the air itself to shield yourself from harm. This achievement is awarded to wizards upon the first successful casting of Sorklin's Field of Protection.	Minor	Wizards and Spells
All	none	Achievement: Soylent Greed	In which you had a bit of a meat and greet. Eat pies at Missy Muggins' pie shop in Ohulan-Cutash until you've savoured the delicious flavour of ten distinct players.	Minor	Quirky and Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Spider Squasher	In which you took arachnophobia to a new level. Kill 10 spiders in the Gloomy Forest.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Starting Employee	In which you worked for the city. This achievement is awarded when you have done 5 jobs for the Ankh-Morpork Job Market.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Missions
All	none	Achievement: Stayed The Course	In which you stayed the course, you held the line, you kept it all together. This achievement is awarded upon having a player account of six months or older. If you have refreshed, the time starts counting from the time of your most recent refresh.	Minor	Social and Age
All	none	Achievement: Stitched In Time	In which you saved nine. Mend 100 items to top condition with needle and thread. This will only count if the mending message tells you the item now looks "as good as new", so if you've mended something to excellent condition and the achievement hasn't incremented, try mending it a bit more.	Minor	Crafts
All	none	Achievement: Survival Instinct	In which you managed to avoid the dangers of the world. For a bit, anyway. This achievement is awarded upon going two days of playing time without dying. Please note that progress on this achievement is only updated periodically, so it may take slightly longer than two days to reach 100 per cent.	Minor	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Sweet Tooth	In which you made your dentist very unhappy. Buy sweets from the Mad Wolf sweetie shop until you've spent enough money to become one of Mr Looper's favoured customers.	Minor	Ramtops
All	none	Achievement: Tabletop Neophyte	In which you successfully manoeuvred on a tabletop. Win 1 game on the war-gaming table in the Genua barracks.	Minor	Genua and Games
All	none	Achievement: This One's On Me	In which you shouted a round or two. Order a drink found in the alcoholic beverages section of the menu in a pub or restaurant for 10 different players.	Minor	Food and Social
All	none	Achievement: Three-minute Tour	In which you found the minnow. Search or fish up a minnow from the pool in the back room of the Seasick Sea Serpent.	Minor	Ephebe and Quirky
Wizards	none	Achievement: Trance State	In which you spent some time in a trance state, contemplating the nature of spells. Use a total of 1000 guild points for contemplating spells.	Minor	Wizards
All	none	Achievement: Unexpected Company	In which you did nothing as the party came to you. Be the target of a visit, misportal or misflight. Note that only the target will get the achievement, not everyone in the room.	Minor	Lucky
All	none	Achievement: Ungrateful Wretch	In which you tore our hearts, as well as our cards. Tear up a total of ten creator cards.	Minor	Underworld
All	none	Achievement: Unwilling Sacrifice	In which you gave succor to a mistreated feline. Successfully unwrap a sacred cat in Djelibeybi.	Minor	Djelibeybi
All	none	Achievement: Vandal	In which you showed a total lack of respect for public property. This achievement is awarded upon racking up 50 reported counts of vandalism. These are achieved by damaging street lamps or tearing down wanted posters, or even by unsuccesfully attempting to do so. They will all be reported when executed in front of a watchman; only some will be reported otherwise. There is a (randomised) timed restriction: multiple vandalism counts in quick succession won't count towards the achievement.	Minor	Ankh-morpork and Crime
Witches	none	Achievement: Vroom Vroom	In which you fuelled your broom for a bit of travel. Use a total of 1000 guild points for fuelling broomsticks.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Wannabe Fighter	In which you tasted cold steel, and it tasted good. This achievement is awarded for discovering the pleasures of killing another player within the walls of the arena.	Minor	Arena
All	none	Achievement: We Have A Winner	In which you actually won a game of capture the flag. This achievement is gained when you win your first game of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes in order to count for this achievement.	Minor	Ctf
All	none	Achievement: Welcome To The Thunderdome	In which you sampled the twin joys of underwear and death. This achievement is gained when you complete your first game of capture the flag. Note that the CTF match must have at least four players and last for at least ten minutes.	Minor	Ctf
Wizards and Witches	none	Achievement: Well Remembered	In which you learnt your first spell of many at the start of your magical career. Remember a spell.	Minor	Wizards and Witches
All	none	Achievement: Whiskey Connoisseur	In which you cultivated a nose for a fine malt. This achievement is awarded when you drink your way through the whiskey list at the Traveller's Inn. The achievement is awarded only for drinks you have bought yourself.	Minor	Ankh-morpork
Witches	none	Achievement: Width Of A Circle	In which you showed proficiency in a key witch skill. This achievement is awarded after your first successful circle.	Minor	Witches
All	none	Achievement: Will Be Missed	In which you made sure you'd go out with a bang. This achievement is awarded upon your organising a custom last death message.	Minor	Mortality
All	none	Achievement: Wordy	In which you showed you were no stranger to finding the right... uh... word. Win a game of either scrabble, boggle, balderdash or quick categories. The game must last at least 30 minutes (and in the case of quick categories be played to at least 20 points) for the achievement to register.	Minor	Social and Games
All	none	Achievement: Xp Grinder	In which you became a little more experienced after an hour's effort. This achievement is granted upon your XP/hour rate reaching or surpassing 100k. Note that experience gained from achievements or quests does not count towards your XP/hour rate. Also note that there may be a short delay between you hitting this threshold and being awarded with the achievement - it gets checked periodically, so make sure you keep the effort up until you get it!	Minor	Numberchasing
Thieves	none	Achievement: Yen Buddhist	In which you relieved the people of their burdens. This achievement is awarded upon successfully filching A$500 worth of items.	Minor	Thieves and Covert
All	none	Achievement: Your Pain, Their Thrill	In which you found poison running through your veins. Suffer 20 poisonings from spiders in the Gloomy Forest.	Minor	Ramtops