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No matter how you answer Inside Legs questions, he will promptly forget what you asked for, and when you come back he will give you whatever he felt like making (a random knife), charging you a random price.
 
No matter how you answer Inside Legs questions, he will promptly forget what you asked for, and when you come back he will give you whatever he felt like making (a random knife), charging you a random price.
  
While this may be in keeping with the finest wossnames.  Things you do because you always did them.  Traditions, thats it.  The finest traditions of the KFL.  Oh.  Did you want to buy a whatsit?  Sharp thing. Hold it in your woosits.  Them things at the end of your arms?
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This forgetfulness is the oldest forgotten tradition of the KFL.  It is also a joke that wears thin pretty quickly.
  
 
If you really want one, perseverance and persistence and pure luck will eventually get you the random knife of your dreams.
 
If you really want one, perseverance and persistence and pure luck will eventually get you the random knife of your dreams.

Revision as of 17:50, 30 August 2010

Knife (custom weapon)
Weapon information
Precise dimensions No information
Material No information
Weight 6/9 lb
Thaums/sec  ? stable / ? talisman / ? max
Hands 1
Commands slash, stab
Melee type Dagger
Judge data
No melee judge information

Long Description

This is a short, relatively heavy knife, made from <description> <material>. The <material> grip is sturdy and comfortable, but the balance is... sort of strange.

Appraises As

The <description> <material> knife is about nine inches long and an inch wide. It is made of <material> and could be used as a weapon of type dagger. It is in excellent condition.

Acquisition

These can be ordered from Private Inside Leg at the Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost. The cost, materials, and value are extremely variable. Different materials have different ratings, as so:

  • Klatchian steel: 95 - 100
  • Iron: 65 - 72
  • Steel: 65 - 72
  • Bronze: 55 - 61
  • Silver: 50 - 55
  • Cardboard: 40 - 50. These have the additional property that they can be written on.



The Klatchian Steel version looks pretty good, don't it? Too bad that the ordering system is completely random.

No matter how you answer Inside Legs questions, he will promptly forget what you asked for, and when you come back he will give you whatever he felt like making (a random knife), charging you a random price.

This forgetfulness is the oldest forgotten tradition of the KFL. It is also a joke that wears thin pretty quickly.

If you really want one, perseverance and persistence and pure luck will eventually get you the random knife of your dreams.

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