Kess of Sek

Kess of Sek is a npc priestess of the priesthood of Sek. As such, she is pretty cruel.

This is Kess, an Archcardinal of Sek.  She is a young woman, and beautiful in a twisted kind of way.  She seems fairly innocuous until you notice her eyes and see the vicious look in them.
She is in good shape.
She is standing.
She is surrounded by crackling flames.
She is glowing brilliantly red.
Holding : a spiked black pole (left hand and right hand).
Wearing : a pair of soft leather shoes, a dark red dress, a skull-design buckle and belt, a dagger scabbard and a holy amulet.
Carrying: a small wooden shield, a holy symbol, a prayer book and a holy relic.

She pursues and then attacks cats, including pet cats. She will also attack (but not pursue) a cat owner who picks the cat up.

If she is attacked within the Temple of Small Gods in Ankh-Morpork or nearby the God Squad might show up to defend her.

Provocation

Kess of Sek will attack you if you do any of the following:

• Say the word "Sek" in Morporkian
• Use the spank soul on her
• Use the moon soul on her
• Use the wink soul on her
• Use the kiss soul on her
• Use the hug soul on her

Please note that this list is incomplete. You can help contribute to it by intentionally provoking Kess of Sek and then adding to the list. When editing this page make sure you are safe and won't die to Kess of Sek while contributing.