Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator

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Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator
Spell information
Nickname jmc
Guild Witches and Wizards
Type Miscellaneous
Description Adds talker quality to an item.
GP cost 50
Mind space 20
Thaums 4
Components none
Crystal - Tome

Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator is a miscellaneous spell that turns an item into a talker. It costs 50 gp to cast.


This spell can be learned by wizards and witches.

Witches can educe it from an imbued hag stone purchasable from Jorodin in his shop on Short Street for AM$15. Similar to educing other spells from hag stones, if you have too many spells in your head or insufficient skills, the stone can explode and release the spell into the room.

Wizards can remember it from scrolls sold by Jorodin. There is no tome with this spell.

Anyone with the skills can also cast the spell from the scrolls directly.

Jorodin can also cast it for you for &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 A$1 in his shop on Short Street in Ankh-Morpork.

Use Banishing of Loquacious Spirits to de-talkerise an item. (Naturally, wizards won't make things less flamboyant.)


Focus tea results
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The following skills are used in the stages of this spell:


Item to be turned into a talker (not consumed)

Casting messages


You prepare to cast Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator on <thing>.
You listen to <thing>.
You whisper meaninglessly to <thing>.
You exclaim: Pop!


Somewhere inside <thing> a pair of glittering eyes swirl into being.


Uses standard spell failures.

What others see

<caster> holds something up to one ear.
<caster> whispers something to something.
<caster> exclaims: Pop!

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