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<onlyinclude>{{Infobox spell
 |name = Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator
 |nickname = jmc
 |guild = Witches and Wizards
 |type = Miscellaneous
 |desc = Adds [[talker]] quality to an item.
 |GP cost = 50
 |mind space = 20
 |components = none
 |tome =
}}</onlyinclude>
Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator is a miscellaneous [[spell]] that turns an item into a [[talker]].  It costs 50 gp to cast.

==Source==
This spell can be learned by wizards and witches.

Witches can [[educe]] it from an imbued hag stone purchasable from Jorodin in his shop on Short Street for AM$15. Similar to educing other spells from hag stones, if you have too many spells in your head or insufficient skills, the stone can explode and release the spell into the room.

Wizards can [[remember]] it from scrolls sold by Jorodin. There is no [[tome]] with this spell.

Anyone with the skills can also cast the spell from the scrolls directly.

Jorodin can also cast it for you for {{Dollars|A$1}} in his shop on Short Street in [[Ankh-Morpork]].

Use [[Banishing of Loquacious Spirits]] to de-talkerise an item. (Naturally, wizards won't make things ''less'' flamboyant.)

==Skills==
{{Spellcheck
 |guild=Witches
 |barsize=500
 |scale-min=100
 |scale-max=300
 |intervals=10
 |skill1=magic.methods.mental.channeling
 |threshold-low1=137
 |half-life1=27
 |skill2=magic.methods.physical.binding
 |threshold-low2=137
 |half-life2=27
 |skill3=magic.methods.physical.evoking
 |threshold-low3=162
 |half-life3=27
}}
The following skills are used in the stages of this spell:
*[[magic.methods.mental.channeling]]
*[[magic.methods.physical.binding]]
*[[magic.methods.physical.evoking]]

==Components==
Item to be turned into a talker (not consumed)

==Casting messages==
===Casting===
<pre>
You prepare to cast Jorodin's Magnificent Communicator on <thing>.
You listen to <thing>.
You whisper meaninglessly to <thing>.
You exclaim: Pop!
</pre>

===Success===
<pre>
Somewhere inside <thing> a pair of glittering eyes swirl into being.
</pre>

===Failure===
Uses [[standard spell failures]].

===What others see===
<pre>
<caster> holds something up to one ear.
<caster> whispers something to something.
<caster> exclaims: Pop!
</pre>

==External links==
*{{Spellhelp}}
*{{Spellcheck Project|jmc}}
*{{Focusteadb}}

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[[Category:Spells]]
[[Category:Wizard spells]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous wizard spells]]
[[Category:Witch spells]]