Jolly Student is a custom hat tailor who operates in the room above the custom robes tailor in the Bes Pelargic L-space Bubble.
All orders need to be placed in Agatean or Morporkian, and responses come back in same.
To place an order, first you must pick a colour and material. Mountings and decorations are optional extras.
The following colours are available:
Wow-wow sauce brown, battlefield crimson, iridescent white, storm-cloud grey, mandarin orange, midnight black, metaphor black, speedwell blue, rose-coloured, charcoal grey, bright yellow, canary yellow, sunset orange, emerald green, raindrop grey, sapphire blue, golden orange, golden yellow, bright green, mustard gold, pickle green, burnt orange, coffee brown, silvery blue, sunny yellow, shiny yellow, golden brown, pearly white, forest green, silvery grey, creamy peach, ultramarine, raven black, pale yellow, dark silver, fleshy pink, bright pink, light brown, cobalt blue, ketchup red, pewter grey, dark green, snow white, dark brown, mint green, lurid pink, sage green, leaf green, pale green, royal blue, storm grey, smoky grey, aquamarine, dusty rose, bright red, steel grey, ocean blue, light grey, jet black, light tan, blood red, icy white, turquoise, sin black, vermilion, pale blue, tea brown, pale pink, rose gold, navy blue, tangerine, dark grey, mud brown, sea green, dusty red, dark blue, lavender, burgundy, rose red, ruby red, cerulean, dark red, wine red, ice blue, scarlet, crimson, peridot, magenta, russet, silver, bronze, purple, violet, orange, yellow, maroon, indigo, beige, ivory, lilac, umber, ebony, white, cream, azure, black, green, topaz, ochre, brown, plum, cyan, pink, rose, navy, grey, gold, jade, blue, pink and red.
The following materials are available:
Heavy satin damask, light cotton, heavy cotton, silk damask, lamb's wool, light linen, coarse wool, silk crepe, silk lame, fine wool, leather, cotton, velvet, satin, linen, wool and silk.
Materials do not seem to have a bearing on weight - linen and silk hats both weighed 7/9 lbs.
The following mounts for the front of the hat are:
Sigil of the five elements, autumn oak leaf, surprise sigil, crescent moon, lapis lazuli, sun in glory, crystal ball, silver star, rose quartz, black pearl, water sigil, earth sigil, demon head, birch leaf, fire sigil, aquamarine, tourmaline, bloodstone, chalcedony, heliotrope, tanzanite, air sigil, turquoise, jade rose, ankhstone, malachite, carnelian, moonstone, nephrite, ametrine, sapphire, amethyst, sunstone, emerald, diamond, dravite, peridot, citrine, garnet, iolite, jasper, pearl, skull, beryl, agate, topaz, flame, amber, opal, onyx, ruby, jade, wave and none.
These decorations can be embossed onto the hat:
Indigo-coloured irises, black cherry blossoms, cascading lightning, tiny white blossoms, cherry blossoms, orange blossoms, roaring flames, apple blossoms, golden dragons, chrysanthemums, plum blossoms, autumn leaves, blue flowers, misty clouds, red blossoms, marsh rushes, marsh reeds, butterflies, red tulips, chameleons, bluebells, phoenixes, firebirds, ducklings, pelicans, goldfish, monkeys, falcons, sequins, dragons, tigers, wolves, snakes, cranes, ravens, demons, hawks, stars, imps and none.
The hat will look something like this:
The jolly student says: Your hat will look like this: This proper storm-cloud grey silk wizard's pointy hat has a mystic sigil representing the five elements mounted front and centre which is surrounded by neatly embossed misty clouds. The embossed misty clouds are impressed into the silk in such a way that the relief seems almost too realistic as they dance around the mounting, encircling it completely.