Gemma

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Custom prayer beads can be ordered from Gemma on the south part of the upstairs gallery in the Temple of Small Gods. It is believed that all sets of custom prayer beads are the same weight, regardless of materials, ornamentation, number of beads, or other customisations.  research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore.  They come pre-consecrated to the deity of the person who ordered them, and can cost anywhere from &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50 for a fairly plain set, to hundreds of dollars for a little more pizzazz, to tens of thousands of dollars for a ridiculously fancy set. They work the same way as the regular prayer beads—although they can be ordered with more or fewer beads, a potential bonus if you like to move the beads around.

Sales and Discounts

Gemma usually has some materials at discounted prices. She will sometimes mention these during the ordering process, but you can also say discount to prompt her to tell you what she has currently on sale.

Examples:

   Gemma says: I can currently offer a discount on a gold base and on moonstone beads.
   Gemma says: I currently have too much gold wire, so I can make prayer beads cheaply with it.

Research is needed to find out how frequently her sales change, and how much the discount is.  research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 

Ordering

You must be able to speak Morporkian well enough for Gemma to understand you. The ordering process is done with say buy or say order.

You can always ask to have the options repeated or tell her you want to stop if you wish to start over.

say Can you repeat the options please?
say I want to stop ordering

Your custom prayer beads will take time to create; you should be told how long it will take at the end of the ordering process. If you forget to make a note of this, you can always say collect for a reminder.

Gemma exclaims: It is not ready yet!
Gemma says: It should be ready in about one hour and twenty-nine minutes.

Base Materials

Gemma exclaims: You want to buy a personalised set of prayer beads?  Great!
Gemma beams at you.
Gemma says: I just have a few questions for you.  Say stop at any time if you change your mind.
Gemma asks: What type of base material would you like?
Gemma says: You can choose from the following: fishing line, black steel, platinum, electrum, leather, rawhide, bronze, copper, pewter, ribbon, silver, sinew, twine, steel, brass, wire, gold, cord and iron.

Bead Types

Gemma asks: What type of beads would you like?
Gemma says: You can choose from the following: black diamond, lapis lazuli, rock crystal, golden pearl, black steel, black pearl, rose quartz, alexandrite, chalcedony, aventurine, blue pearl, heliotrope, andalusite, bloodstone, sandalwood, cordierite, indicolite, tourmaline, serpentine, aquamarine, carnelian, rhodolite, morganite, moonstone, amazonite, turquoise, verdelite, ankhstone, tanzanite, malachite, sinhalite, lodestone, benitoite, chestnut, hematite, amethyst, sodalite, ironwood, achroite, rosewood, sunstone, ametrine, obsidian, titanite, mahogany, sapphire, hyaline, citrine, peridot, diamond, kunzite, dravite, hickory, emerald, jasper, silver, wooden, spinel, violan, garnet, pyrite, iolite, morion, halite, bronze, walnut, copper, coral, agate, steel, topaz, maple, beryl, ebony, balsa, amber, pearl, shell, ivory, glass, cedar, brass, ruby, bone, opal, teak, jade, onyx, pine, elm, jet and oak.

Decorations

Gemma asks: What kind of decoration would you like your beads to have?
Gemma says: You can choose from the following: well-used, enamelled, sparkling, lacquered, darkened, polished, gleaming, engraved, chipped, inlaid, ground, smooth, gilded, carved, shiny, rough, aged, worn, none and old.

Charms

Gemma asks: What type of charm would you like?
Gemma says: You can choose from the following: strange creature with seven arms, chocolate covered coffee bean, tiny model of a human skull, withered piece of a saint, tiny list of commandments, miniature sailing ship, miniature prayer book, petrified coffee bean, tiny champagne bottle, tiny ship in a bottle, fluffy rabbit's foot, miniature red brick, tiny set of clothes, model of Sandelfon, miniature suitcase, tiny silver needle, tiny bottle of rum, tiny pewter shield, fluffy womble doll, dusty grey feather, tiny fold-out bed, miniature dolphin, crystal raindrop, model of Gufnork, miniature rabbit, miniature dagger, silver fishhook, golden fishhook, spool of thread, small corridor, model of Pishe, silver chalice, phial of water, black crystal, golden needle, model of Gapp, ball of fluff, votive candle, white crystal, whale's tooth, model of Fish, vulture head, grey crystal, scarlet hand, model of Hat, model of Sek, wisdom tooth, shark tooth, small cloud, yeti tooth, small fish, tiny quill, wolf tooth, rat heart, ribbon and none.

Number of Beads

Gemma asks: How many beads would you like to have on the chain?
Gemma says: You can choose from the following: one hundred and eight, one hundred and fifty, two hundred and fifty, three hundred, thirty-eight, thirty-seven, twenty-seven, thirty-three, seventy-five, twenty-eight, thirty-four, forty-seven, one hundred, forty-eight, thirty-five, forty-three, two hundred, twenty-five, thirty-nine, twenty-nine, thirty-six, forty-five, thirty-one, forty-four, fifty-four, twenty-six, thirty-two, forty-six, forty-two, forty-one, thirty, forty and fifty.

That is: 25 through 48, 50, 54, 75, 100, 108, 150, 200, 250 or 300.

Pricing Tables

Base Material
Material Multiplier
fishing line  ?
twine  ?
cord 10
wire 10
leather 12
pewter 15
rawhide 15
sinew 15
iron 20
steel 20
ribbon 24
black steel 25
brass 30
copper 30
platinum 30
bronze 35
electrum 45
gold 50
silver 40
Bead Types
Beads Multiplier Colour
glass 5 any
black diamond  ? black
black pearl  ? black
black steel  ? black
ebony  ? black
jet  ? black
morion  ? black
obsidian  ? black
onyx  ? black
aquamarine 5 blue
benitoite 5 blue
sodalite 5 blue
indicolite 6.4 blue
turquoise 7.6 blue
lapis lazuli 8.2 blue
sapphire 9.2 blue
blue pearl 10 blue
chalcedony 8 blue green or pink
tanzanite 5 blue to purple
cordierite 6 blue to purple
amazonite  ? green
aventurine  ? green
beryl  ? green
emerald  ? green
jade  ? green
malachite  ? green
peridot  ? green
serpentine  ? green
titanite  ? green
verdelite  ? green
heliotrope  ? green with red
copper  ? metal
hematite  ? metal
lodestone  ? metal
pyrite  ? metal
silver  ? metal
steel  ? metal
bronze 5 metal
brass 6 metal
spinel  ? mixed
topaz  ? mixed
alexandrite  ? multi
andalusite  ? multi
hyaline  ? multi
agate 16 multi
carnelian  ? orange
coral  ? orange
dravite  ? orange
sunstone  ? orange
morganite  ? pink
rose quartz  ? pink
kunzite 5 pink
tourmaline 6 pink to green (watermelon)
amethyst  ? purple
iolite  ? purple
violan  ? purple
ametrine  ? purple and yellow
bloodstone  ? red
garnet 9.6 red
jasper  ? red
ruby 10 red
rhodolite  ? red magenta
ankhstone  ? white
bone  ? white
halite  ? white
ivory  ? white
moonstone  ? white
rock crystal  ? white
shell  ? white
achroite 5 white
pearl 8 white
opal 8.8 white
diamond 10 white
balsa  ? wood
chestnut  ? wood
elm  ? wood
hickory  ? wood
ironwood  ? wood
mahogany  ? wood
maple  ? wood
oak  ? wood
teak  ? wood
walnut  ? wood
pine 5 wood
wooden 5 wood
cedar 5 wood
sandalwood 6 wood
rosewood 8 wood
amber  ? yellow
citrine  ? yellow
sinhalite  ? yellow
golden pearl 12 yellow
Decorations
Decoration Multiplier
(none) 1
old  ?
rough 1
smooth 1
aged 1.2
chipped 1.2
gleaming 1.2
sparkling 1.2
polished 1.3
shiny 1.3
well-used 1.3
worn 1.3
ground 2.3
carved 2.5
engraved 2.5
inlaid 2.5
darkened 2.8
enamelled 3
lacquered 3
gilded 3.6
Charms
Charm Multiplier
(none) 1
crystal raindrop 1.2
model of Pishe 1.2
ribbon 1.2
tiny pewter shield 1.4
votive candle 1.5
phial of water 1.6
small cloud 1.6
miniature dolphin 1.8
silver chalice 2
miniature prayer book 3
withered piece of a saint 3
tiny list of commandments 4
golden fishhook  ?
model of Fish  ?
shark tooth  ?
silver fishhook  ?
small fish  ?
whale's tooth  ?
miniature sailing ship  ?
tiny bottle of rum  ?
tiny ship in a bottle  ?
golden needle  ?
model of Gapp  ?
spool of thread  ?
tiny silver needle  ?
tiny set of clothes  ?
ball of fluff  ?
fluffy rabbit's foot  ?
fluffy womble doll  ?
model of Gufnork  ?
miniature rabbit  ?
model of Hat  ?
vulture head  ?
chocolate covered coffee bean  ?
miniature suitcase  ?
petrified coffee bean  ?
tiny champagne bottle  ?
tiny fold-out bed  ?
white crystal  ?
grey crystal  ?
model of Sandelfon  ?
small corridor  ?
black crystal  ?
dusty grey feather  ?
miniature red brick  ?
model of Sek  ?
rat heart  ?
scarlet hand  ?
strange creature with seven arms 1.8
miniature dagger  ?
tiny model of a human skull  ?
tiny quill 1.3
wisdom tooth 3
wolf tooth  ?
yeti tooth  ?
Number of Beads
Number Multiplier
twenty-five 1
twenty-six 1
twenty-seven 1
twenty-eight 1
twenty-nine 1
thirty 1
thirty-one 1
thirty-two 1
thirty-three 1
thirty-four 1
thirty-five 1
thirty-six 1
thirty-seven 1
thirty-eight 1
thirty-nine 1
forty 1
forty-one 1
forty-two 1
forty-three 1
forty-four 1
forty-five 1
forty-six 1
forty-seven 1
forty-eight 1
fifty 1.5
fifty-four 1.5
seventy-five 1.5
one hundred 2
one hundred and eight 2
one hundred and fifty 2
two hundred 2.5
two hundred and fifty 3
three hundred 3.5