Fools Guild

Motto: DICO, DICO, DICO.

I say, I say, I say.

Guild of Fools and Joculators and College of Clowns, or "Fools' Guild" for short. Originally, it was the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but following the advent of Lord Vetinari as Patrician, the bit about Mime Artists was discreetly dropped. Mime is still taught in the Guild, but very, very, cautiously, and students taking the course are warned not to try this on the other side of the gates. The guild is located right next to the Assassins' Guild in Ankh-Morpork.

Commands

• Juggle

Primaries

The following are the primary skills for this guild:

• adventuring.movement.riding.horse
• adventuring.movement.riding.camel
• adventuring.movement.climbing.rope
• adventuring.acrobatics.tumbling
• adventuring.acrobatics.vaulting
• adventuring.acrobatics.balancing
• adventuring.points
• covert.hiding.object
• covert.manipulation.sleight-of-hand
• crafts.music.performance
• fighting.range.thrown
• fighting.defence.dodging
• people.culture.ankh-morporkian

Titles

Guild Level	Title
0 - 20	Village Idiot
21 - 40	Halfwit
41 - 50	Muggins
51 - 80	Dribbling Buffoon
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