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The Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour. It is located in Ankh-Morpork, next door to the Guild of Assassins, for which it is often mistaken. The Guild was founded in 1567 as the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but due to the peculiar predelictions of Lord Vetinari, who hangs mimes upside down in his dungeons in full sight of a placard reading "LEARN THE WORDS", the mime element has been dropped.
 
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Guild of Fools and Joculators and College of Clowns, or "Fools' Guild" for short. Originally, it was the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but following the advent of Lord Vetinari as Patrician, the bit about Mime Artists was discreetly dropped. Mime is still taught in the Guild, but very, very, cautiously, and students taking the course are warned not to try this on the other side of the gates. The guild is located right next to the Assassins' Guild in Ankh-Morpork.
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==Commands==
 
==Commands==

Revision as of 20:47, 2 April 2019

The Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour. It is located in Ankh-Morpork, next door to the Guild of Assassins, for which it is often mistaken. The Guild was founded in 1567 as the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but due to the peculiar predelictions of Lord Vetinari, who hangs mimes upside down in his dungeons in full sight of a placard reading "LEARN THE WORDS", the mime element has been dropped.

Commands

Primaries

The following are the primary skills for this guild:

Titles

Guild Level Title
0 - 20 Village Idiot
21 - 40 Halfwit
41 - 50 Muggins
51 - 80 Dribbling Buffoon
81 - 100  ???
101 - 120  ???
121 - 140  ???
141 - 160  ???
161-180  ???
181 - 200  ???
201 - 220  ???
221 - 235  ???
236 - 250  ???
251 - 265  ???
266 - 280  ???
281 - 295  ???
296 - 310  ???
311 - 325  ???
326 - 340  ???
341 - 350  ???
351 - 360  ???
361 - 370  ???
371 - 380  ???
381 - 390  ???
391 - 400  ???
401 - 410  ???
411 - 420  ???
421 - 430  ???
431 - 440  ???
441 - 450  ???
451 - 460  ???
461 - 465  ???
466 - 470  ???
471 - 475  ???
476 - 480  ???
481 - 485  ???
486 - 490  ???
491 - 495  ???
496 - 500  ???
501 and up  ???


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