Fly-tos

This is a list of npcs that witches can fly to on their broomstick and where flying to them usually takes you.

Ankh-Morpork

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Althea of Pishe	althea
Arnold Sideways	arnold	Elm Street
Aroh	aroh	Thieves' Guild
Blind Hugh	hugh	Western docks
Bob	bob	Usually Bob on the Street of Cunning Artificers, sometimes Old Bob in the Flintwick Building WARNING: Sometimes Bob the Second Best Ticket Seller in Slippery hollow	y
Captain Carrot	carrot		n
Coffin Henry	henry	Elm Street	n
a confused solicitor	solicitor	alley off Gleam Street
Corporal Nobbs	nobby
Cripple Wa	wa	Sticken Place, can also be Ren Wa in BP
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler	dibbler	Plaza of Broken Moons, The Cham and Sator Square	n
Daphne the Leshpian Thespian	daphne	Isle of Small Gods, Sator square
Detritus	detritus
Dogbottler	dogbottler	Intersection of Short St. and St. of Small Gods	n
Dorak Clansinger	dorak	Top of Salt Shaker
Florette the bunny rabbit	florette	Temple of Small Gods garden	y
Foul Ole Ron	ron	Elm Street	n
Francis with his ukulele of pain	francis		n
Gerry Watkins	watkins	Dimwell Street
Gritjaw Thighsplitter	gritjaw	Rime Street
Halen	halen	near the Temple of Sandelfon in south-east Ankh-Morpork
Hoff Buchannon	hoff	Plaza of Broken Moons	y
Iris	iris	Thieves' Guild
Jolene	jolene	Wanders a lot
Haia	haia	Thieves' Guild
Kess of Sek	kess	around Street of Small Gods, Attic Bee street	n
Kodattai	kodattai	WARNING: requires lots of balancing or you'll fall off the building and take lots of damage! on a rooftop above Trotters Lane	y
Lance-Constable Bauxite	bauxite
Louis Bingham	louis
Maple Bede	maple	usually on Phedre Road	n
Maude Scowd	scowd	around God's Collar	n
Maximiliam Dimlith	maximiliam	Green Lumpy Bit
Mr Bradlofrudd	bradlofrudd	courtyard of the Assassins' Guild	n
Mr Glodson	glodson
Mr Lamister	lamister	courtyard of the Assassins' Guild	n
Mr Mericet	mericet	courtyard of the Assassins' Guild	n
Mr Pin	pin		n
Mr Tulip	tulip		n
Neelie Awkside	Neelie	Fillgree street, peasants parade and street of alchemists	n
Old Wilfred	wilfred
Prinscilla	prinscilla	grassy paddock behind the stable on King's Down (Horses)	y
Prodo Laggins	laggins		n
[an] animal rights protester	protester	north end of The Shambles (stationary)	y
Roffle	roffle	Plaza of Broken Moons
Ronnie Soak, fifth Horseman of the Apocralypse	ronnie		n
Sacharissa Cripslock	sacharissa
[a] salesgolem	salesgolem	Dimwell Street, lumber yard	y
Sergeant Angua	angua		n
Sergeant Colon	colon
Skimp	skimp
Sneed Finkman	sneed	Outside the Post Office (usually)	y
a splatter	splatter	outside All Bar None in Pseudopolis Yard (nighttime only)
a travelling potter	potter
Vy of Fish	Vy	Around Cockbill Street and the docks
Wallspur	wallspur
Wee Mad Arthur	arthur	usually around Gleam Street

Counterweight Continent

Bes Pelargic

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Tomtom the monkey	tomtom	By Imperial palace	n
For Lilies	lilies	Hong Fa district	n
Glod-San	glod-san	Imperial Avenue (walks)	n
Free Sitting Birds	birds	Vault on Way of the Dragon
Boy Willie	willie		n
Disembowel-Meself-Honourable-Dibhala	dibhala	usually on Market Street, but can wander into the Snail, so beware!	n
Goldenleaf	goldenleaf	Golden District merchants' marketplace
Happy Lotus Wind	wind	Pearl Path	n
Hugo Tang	tang	Tang Estate
Kang Wu	kang	black market
Lon Fah Lo	lo		n
Mad Hamish	hamish		n
Miss Information	information
a mosquito watcher	watcher	Riverview Walk	y
Nameless man	nameless	WARNING: Sometimes wanders into The Snail
No Go Wan	wan	Riverview Walk
Old Vincent	vincent		n
Quisoda	quisoda	Bridge Street	n
Serene Roses	roses	usually the Imperial district	n
Shi Do Gai	gai		n
San Shi	san	Near the Lobster Pot off Tuna Walk (sometimes indoors)	n
Tri Len Jewel	jewel	Imperial District
Truckle the Uncivil	truckle		n
Won Favourite Pearl	pearl	Small park off Hook Street (near the money changer)	y
Wun Artful Huckster	huckster	Tuna Walk	n
Wun Gold Star	star	Golden District merchants' marketplace
Honourable Roger-san	roger-san	Blue Moon Park	y

Klatch

Calh-Nhad

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
SMOC Dihbl	dihbl	Just inside the gates of Calh-Nhad	y

Djelibeybi

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Daft Bugger	bugger	Market Street	y
First Mate Antonis	antonis	Harbour - Deck of the 'Brazen Mermaid'	y
Gut Fishfryn	fishfryn	Ptrip-Ptrap bridge
Lap-lip	lap-lip		n
Lip-phon Lap-top	lap-top		n
Mihk-gran-bohp	bohp	usually in the market area	n
Noc-noc-bang (sneaking/hiding)	noc
Phos-phor	phos		n
Pkara Stainmaster	pkara
Sandy Ptate	ptate
Sle-pingh-beuh-tei	sle-pingh-beuh-tei	Sleepers
Tag-ahn-ruhn	tag	Garlic Street Junction
Teh-takk-eht	teh	Usually Temple Street	y
Yclept	yclept	Pharoah's Park on the Avenue of the Pharoahs	n

Ephebe

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Maisey Bent	maisey	Southern Gardens (Monday)	y
Adelphe	adelphe	Tuvelpit Road	y
Anaxabraxas	anaxabraxas	Dockside market, towel stand	y
Andrapodokapelos	andrapodokapelos	Plaza east of southern gardens, misc goods	y
Brick Bumblebee	bumblebee	Petulia Avenue	y
Calleis	calleis	Dockside market, jewellery stand	y
Chidder	chidder	Ephebe Underdocks, mysterious cove	y
Chyna the Wrestler	chyna	In the sandy corner in the gardens southeast of the Tyrant's palace	y
Cynere	cynere	Dockside market, fish stand	y
Endos	endos	Antithesis Lane outside the Boikiro Institute	y
Eosforos	eosforos	Ephebe lighthouse plaza, northern end	y
Euphrosyne	euphrosyne	The Grove That Is Or Maybe Isn't Bar and Roof Garden	y
Himaclitus	himaclitus	Raise, sw off Harbour Market, ne of Market Taverna	y
Kharites	kharites	The Grove That Is Or Maybe Isn't Bar and Roof Garden	y
Klepton	klepton	Ponder Alley, Dead-end	y
Lea	lea	Dockside market, bread stand	y
Limos	limos	Dockside market, cheese stand	y
Makimba	makimba	Ephebe lighthouse plaza, northern end	y
Sinoe	sinoe	Dockside market, fruit and vegetable stand	y
Souvlakios	souvlakios	Tuvelpit Road	y
Talaria	talaria	Dockside market, custom shoe stall	y
Telonis	telonis	Tyrant's Gate	y
Ulive	ulive	Harbour Market, center	y
Zevgatis	zevgatis	Harbour Market, south west	y

The Chronides farmstead

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Adeipho Chronides	adeipho		n
Gus Chronides	gus		n

The Imtebos farmstead

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Djeric Imtebos	djeric	farm yard

The Oasis

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Mr CMOHO Dhblah	dhblah		n

Genua

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Casanunda	casanunda	Wanders around Genua	n
Tfat Chick	chick	Wanders around Genua	n
Greig Schwitz	schwitz	Wanders around Genua	n
Johnny the shoeshine boy	johnny	Wanders around Genua	n
Jeef Lirwyn	jeef	Samedi Crescent	y
Jimmi	jimmi	Jimmi's Buffet	y
Noobie	noobie	Wanders around Genua	n
Comte Laurente Bon Ange	ange	Duelling oaks southwest of Genua city park	y

Bois

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Bruk Lenhard	lenhard	on the pier	y

The Ramtops

Bad Ass

Long name	Short name	Static
Cern Smith	cern	n
Gulta Smith	gulta	n
Jaims Smith	jaims	n

Brass Neck

WARNING: Keep an eye out in Brass Neck. If you misstep you might fall off a cliff.

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Annie Spindlewits	annie	At her cottage west of the town proper. Sometimes inside.	n

Copperhead village

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Knar Ironbeard	ironbeard	The southwest corner of the Copperhead village square	y

Creel Springs

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Dia Shale	dia	Outside a smithy in Creel Springs	y

Granny Weatherwax's cottage

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Greebo	greebo	wanders	n
Pewsey	pewsey	wanders	n
Nanny Ogg	gytha	The rimward wall	y

Lancre Town

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Burberry Carpetsmith	burberry	Wandering around the town square	n
Crog Krowbarr	krowbarr	Lancre Highland Regiment training yard	y
Unlucky Charlie	charlie	Some fields east of Lancre Square	y

Lancre Forest

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
The Blasted Oak	oak	a bit northeast of Lancre town, southeast of Mad Stoat, just southwest of the Pishe pool	y

Mad Stoat

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Agnes	agnes	Agnes' cottage. Agnes is sometimes inside	n
Maggie	maggie	Beside a small pond	y

Ohulan Cutash

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
a cow	bessie	wanders	n
Raffy the Rook	raffy	Intersection of Riverwind Road and Riverview Road, just north of Mill Way	y
Miss Pennie Laced	laced	wanders	n

Razorback

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Barney Woodchops	barney	wanders	n

Slice

WARNING: It's possible to fall off cliffs in Slice too.

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Goodwife Muckloe	muckloe	A pigsty (daytime only?)	y

Slippery Hollow

WARNING: At night the Rider of the Hollow might behead you! Do not go east of the common past the sign past the cottage. If you do go there, then go back west real fast.

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Graeme	graeme	wanders	n
Jennifer Smythe	jennifer	wanders	n
wandering minstrel	minstrel	wanders	n
Chaz Derwin	chaz	wanders near the common, east of town	n
Wheaten	wheaten	wanders near the common, east of town	n
Phillipa Pigshotham	phillipa	wanders near the common, east of town	n

The temple of the Monks of Cool

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Brother Boad	boad	entrance	y
Sister Bi-Bi Effenne	bibi	upstairs balcony	y
Sister Ti-Ti Effenne	titi	upstairs balcony	y

The temple of Soyin the Wandering God

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Temple guardian	templeguard	entrance	y

Barbarian Camp

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Cohen the Barbarian	Cohen	Winter Camp only
Feather Ramkin	Ramkin	Summer Camp only

Lancre Pool

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Lancre Ness Monster	Nessie		n

The Sto Plains

Bleak Prospect

WARNING: Beware of autoattacking zombies from late afternoon to early morning.

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Old Grandma Higginbottom	grandma	moving around	n
Grover Pennywit	grover	moving around	n

Dinky

Long name	Short name	Location
Duke Bottomley	bottomley	corn fields
William Spigot	spigot	corn fields
Gabby Wheels	wheels	corn fields

Hillshire

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Blue	blue	Outside the Tobacconists	y

Holy Wood

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Detritus	detritus	Studio entrance
Gaspode	gaspode	Wanders between the hill and the main gate of Holy Wood	n
Laddie	laddie	Wanders between the hill and the main gate of Holy Wood	n

Scrogden

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Calvert Desric	calvert	A pier	y
Carlton Desric	carlton	wanders	n
Hughoc Gatewood	hughoc	wanders	n

Sheepridge

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
A village idiot	idiot	wanders	n
Hamesh	hamesh	wanders	n
Lezek	lezek	wanders	n
tabby cat	branston	beer garden of the Frog and Firkin Public House	y

Sto Lat

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Jack Straw	jack	Garlic Grove east of Hill Street	y
Prudence	prudence	Just west of Princess Park	y
Mum Blithesome	blithesome	Mum Blithesome's house, off quiet part of Grave's Hope (sometimes indoors)	n

Uberwald

Escrow

WARNING: Nasty vampires take over Escrow at night, making this a dangerous holiday destination for wet hens.

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Tuffy the Vampire Slayer	tuffy	wanders	n
Mouldium Carpetsmith	mouldium	wanders	n

Unnamed Town

Long name	Short name	Location	Static
Abe	abe	The graveyard	y
Arno	arno	wanders	n
Jasen	jasen	wanders	n

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