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The [[newbie chest]] for the [[Ankh-Morpork Palace Guard]], in the form of a beer barrel, is here.
The [[newbie chest]] for the [[Ankh-Morpork Palace Guard]], in the form of a beer barrel, is here.
Revision as of 04:01, 26 March 2011
- 1 Actors' Guild bar
- 2 All Bar None
- 3 All Jolson's Restaurant
- 4 The Apex Club bar
- 5 Assassins' Guild mess hall
- 6 The Beggar's Boot Banquet
- 7 The Bucket
- 8 The Bunch of Grapes
- 9 Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
- 10 Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar
- 11 Le Cochon
- 12 Costlee Coffee on Market Street
- 13 The Crimson Leech
- 14 The Curry Gardens
- 15 The Emerald Necklace coaching inn
- 16 The Emporium Tea Shoppe
- 17 Fat Sally's
- 18 The Fishermen's Guild regional office
- 19 The Flaming Cabbage
- 20 Georgio's pizza place
- 21 Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
- 22 The Golden Dragon
- 23 The Groaning Platter Tavern
- 24 The Happy Cabbage
- 25 The Hatchet and Entrail
- 26 Havlik's Dwarf Bar
- 27 The Iron Helmet
- 28 The Kart Kill Kafe
- 29 The King's Way Rathskeller
- 30 The Klatchian take-away
- 31 A large tent
- 32 The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway
- 33 The Little Seriph's
- 34 A loud pub
- 35 The Lounge House Cafe
- 36 A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork)
- 37 The Mended Drum
- 38 The Mouldy Cellar
- 39 Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe
- 40 The Pain in the Neck
- 41 A posh outdoor bar
- 42 The Rat-Hole
- 43 The Skunk Club bar
- 44 Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe
- 45 The Stab in the Back
- 46 Starbanks
- 47 The Stoat & Onion
- 48 Stuck's Bar
- 49 A stylish meeting room
- 50 The Temporary Sign
- 51 The Thieves' Guild refectory
- 52 The Traveller's Inn
- 53 The Troll's Head bar
- 54 The Wall View tavern
- 55 The Warriors' Guild cafe
- 56 The Weapons Masters' Court's bar
- 57 Woonsocket's Delicatessen
- 58 Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
Actors' Guild bar
The Actors' Guild bar is located in the Actors' Guild, on the south edge of Thesbians' Yard. It sells beer, cider, and lemon drink.
There is a shoe-shine machine here.
All Bar None
All Bar None is located on the southeast corner of Pseudopolis Yard, on the Isle of Gods. Only cocktails are sold here.
There is no menu, but you can "request a suggestion" and then "order" something.
All Jolson's Restaurant
All Jolson's Restaurant is located on Turnwise Broadway, east of Peasant Parade. It sells food and alcoholic drinks.
The Apex Club bar
The Apex Club bar is located in the Apex Club on Esoteric Street. Only members may enter.
It sells food, gin, wine, and one cocktail, a Dew Drop.
There is a Frog bulletin board here.
Assassins' Guild mess hall
The Assassins' Guild mess hall is located at one of the entrances of the Guild of Assassins. It has two parts, the north and the south, and they sell different things. The north part sells a variety of food and alcohol, plus water, while the south part sells a couple of types of food and a few non-alcoholic drinks.
The Beggar's Boot Banquet
The Beggar's Boot Banquet is located on Sheer Street, west of Pon's Bridge.
The Bucket is located near the end of Gleam Street, east of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol, and some things that could be either mixed drinks or spirits.
There's a garden out back with swings, a slide, and (in the easternmost room) a "drop four" board.
In a dark alcove here is Old Crumble, who will happily comment on various guilds, jobs, and other things, if you mention them to him (or even if you don't).
The Bunch of Grapes
The Bunch of Grapes is located on Easy Street, southeast of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol.
Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
Burgner's Coffee on the Maul is located in the middle of the Maul, and is a stall. It sells coffee.
Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar
Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar is located on Attic Bee Street, west of its intersection with Short Street.
Celery sells various non-alcoholic drinks here, mostly fruit-based. You "order a drink", and then say the drink that you want. He'll give you a piece of paper, and when your drink's ready (this takes a little while), you'll need to give it back to him. (The room's help file explains this.)
Le Cochon is located near the southwest end of Nonesuch Street, which runs along the south side of Hide Park. It sells food and various types of wine.
Costlee Coffee on Market Street
Costlee Coffee on Market Street is located on Market Street, southeast of the Hat temple. It sells coffee, tea, cocoa, and sugar cubes.
The Crimson Leech
The Crimson Leech is located on Easy Street, southeast of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol.
The Curry Gardens
The Curry Gardens is located in the middle of God Street. It sells various food, and Ankh water.
The Emerald Necklace coaching inn
The Emerald Necklace coaching inn is located on Upper Broadway, by the Hubwards gate. It sells various food, cider, beer, and wine.
The Emporium Tea Shoppe
The Emporium Tea Shoppe is located in the Magic Emporium on the ground floor. It sells food, tea, coffee, lemonade, and sugar cubes.
Fat Sally's is located on the Isle of Gods, on Squeezebelly Alley. It sells coffee, hot chocolate, tea, and one alcoholic drink, Lancre Coffee.
The Fishermen's Guild regional office
The Fishermen's Guild regional office is located in the underdocks, on the south side of the river and just west of Ankh Bridge. It sells a few types of plain alcohol, and fish and chips.
The Flaming Cabbage
The Flaming Cabbage is located on Blood Alley, a bit west and southwest of the Drum. It has a beer garden and a wine lounge, and sells both plain alcohol and food.
There's also a room full of hashish smoke, which you can enter if you have a Flaming Cabbage brooch.
The beer garden has an AM Daily newspaper box.
Georgio's pizza place
Georgio's pizza place is located on the east end of Artorollo Alley, in the northeastern part of the city near Least Gate.
It's mainly a pizza place, but it also has a significant wine list.
Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen is located on Cable Street, near its intersection with Treacle Mine Road. It sells food, mainly rat-based, and acorn coffee.
The Golden Dragon
The Golden Dragon is located on Merchants Street, just east of Dragon's Landing. It sells food, water, and Klatchian coffee.
The Groaning Platter Tavern
The Groaning Platter Tavern is located on Flood Walk, a little before Brass Bridge. It sells food and ale.
The Happy Cabbage
The Happy Cabbage is located at the junction of Lobbin Clout and Whilom Alley, somewhat northeast of Hubwards Gate. It sells various cabbage-themed food.
The Hatchet and Entrail
The Hatchet and Entrail is at the west end of Elm Street.
If you're under a certain guild level or age, you'll be thrown out as soon as you go in--probably a good thing, because the fighters here will sometimes attack you for no reason (other than they felt like it).
It sells a couple of mixed drinks: Blood Brew (which is safe to drink) and Rocks On The Rocks (which isn't). Other than that, it sells plain alcohol.
Havlik's Dwarf Bar
Havlik's Dwarf Bar is located on the northwest side of the Plaza of Broken Moons. It sells dwarven ale and spirits.
The Iron Helmet
The Iron Helmet, a dwarf bar, is located on Welcome Soap a little ways west of the Drum.
It sells plain alcohol, various rat-based foods, and one mixed drink, the Copperhead Slammer.
The Kart Kill Kafe
The Kart Kill Kafe is located at the intersection of Dock Road and The Soake, just north of the river. It sells various meat dishes.
The King's Way Rathskeller
The King's Way Rathskeller is located near the middle of King's Way, which goes down the middle of the north half of the city. It's a converted former guard-tower, with the pub part upstairs.
It sells one mixed drink, Gin 'n Tonic, as well as plenty of plain alcohol, a few types of food, and milk.
The Klatchian take-away
The Klatchian take-away is located on Quirm Street, northeast of Five Ways. It sells food and Klatchian coffee.
A large tent
A large tent is located on the docks, south of the river and a bit east of Cockbill Street. It sells plain alcohol and a few non-alcoholic drinks.
The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway
The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway is located at the end of Dimwell Street, where it meets The Soake. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks, as well as Ephebian retsina.
The Little Seriph's
The Little Seriph's is located on Short Street, somewhat near the south end. It sells pizza, banana delight, and Copra Cola.
A loud pub
A loud pub is located on the docks, south of the river and just east of Cockbill Street. It sells plain alcohol, and fish and chips.
The Lounge House Cafe
The Lounge House Cafe is accessible through the Order rooms in Unseen University. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks.
A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork)
A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant is located in the middle of God Street. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks.
The Mended Drum
The Mended Drum is located a little south of the centre of the city, and is its busiest and most well-known feature. Players choosing to start in Ankh-Morpork will have the bar as their starting location.
It sells plain alcohol, a few types of food, and milk.
The Mouldy Cellar
The Mouldy Cellar is located on Chrononhotonthologos Street, near its north end.
It sells one mixed drink, Gin 'n Tonic, and a few types of plain alcohol.
It has the Ankh-Morpork Newbie Helpers Room in the backroom.
Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe
Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe is located on Dimwell Street near the southeast end, a ways southeast of Traitors Gate. It sells food, tea, and coffee.
The Pain in the Neck
The Pain in the Neck is located at the northeastern end of the Maul. It sells plain alcohol and a few types of food.
A posh outdoor bar
A posh outdoor bar is hidden in Unseen University, accessible through the The Lounge House Cafe. It requires a skillcheck to get into it, and aquiring the various (free) alcohols that it stocks requires another skillcheck.
The Rat-Hole, a dwarf bar, is located on Hopesprings, west of Least Gate.
You'll have a hard time actually buying anything here, as Hlakket the Bartender is nearly always dead, but it sells beer, dwarf ale, and rat onna stick.
The Skunk Club bar
The Skunk Club is located on Brewer Street on the Isle of Gods. It has a bar in the north end.
It sells troll drinks and several cocktails along with plain alcohol, although if you try to buy a troll drink the trollish barman will ask you if you're sure.
Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe
The Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe is located directly northeast of Onion Gate. It sells deserts, ale, wine, and non-alcoholic drinks.
The Stab in the Back
The Stab in the Back is located on the northwest corner of Pseudopolis Yard. It sells plain alcohol, two types of water, and apple juice.
Starbanks is located on the east edge of the Isle of Gods. It sells coffee and two alcoholic drinks: Orakh and Lancre coffee.
There is a napkin and chocolate sprinkle dispenser here, and you can ask Jack Bank about any of the menu items.
The Stoat & Onion
The Stoat & Onion is located on Memorial Street near its intersection with the Street of Alchemists.
It sells plain alcohol and three types of mixed drinks: Banana daiquiri, Stoat Special, and Tequila Stuntman.
Stuck's Bar is located on Speedwell Street, west of its junction with King's Way. It sells several coffee drinks, and all the offerings besides the Morka Deklatch and Morka Double Deklatch will make you knurd.
A stylish meeting room
A stylish meeting room is located in the Temple of Small Gods, and is only accessible to ministers.
The butler, once summoned, can provide you with free port, brandy or cigars.
The Temporary Sign
The Temporary Sign is located slightly south from the Alchemists' Guild on the Street of Alchemists. It sells beer, whiskey, and pork scratchings.
The Thieves' Guild refectory
The Thieves' Guild refectory is located in the thieves-only area of the Thieves' Guild. It sells several types of food, a few types of alcohol, and several types of non-alcoholic drinks.
The Traveller's Inn
The Traveller's Inn is located on Dimwell Street, very close to Traitors Gate. It sells plain alcohol--mostly a large number of whiskeys--along with a few soft drinks and some snacks.
There's an achievement, Achievement: Whiskey Connoisseur, for buying one of every whiskey here.
The Troll's Head bar
The Troll's Head bar is located in the Shades, on Romeo Street. It requires a password (written on a wall nearby) to get in, and anyone under a certain guild level will be attacked upon entering. It sells "drink" (ale).
The Wall View tavern
The Wall View tavern is located on Long Wall, northeast of Hide Park. It sells food and ale.
The Warriors' Guild cafe
The Warriors' Guild cafe is located in the old Warrior's Guild on Heroes Street. It sells non-alcoholic drinks, cakes, and buns.
The Weapons Masters' Court's bar
The Weapons Masters' Court's bar is located in the entrance of the Weapon Masters' Court guild house on Vagabond Street. It sells a few types of plain alcohol.
You can hire mercenaries here.
Woonsocket's Delicatessen is located on Edgeway Road, southeast of Rimwards Gate. It sells sandwiches, made to order.
Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant is located in Little Agatea, just off of Whopping Street. It sells various Hunghungese meals.