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There are eateries all over the Disc. Restaurants, pubs, bars, taverns, inns--anything like that belongs here.

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Ankh-Morpork

Actors' Guild bar

The Actors' Guild bar is located in the Actors' Guild, on the south edge of Thesbians' Yard. It sells beer, cider, and lemon drink.

There is a shoe-shine machine here.

All Bar None

All Bar None is located on the southeast corner of Pseudopolis Yard, on the Isle of Gods. Only cocktails are sold here.

There is no menu, but you can "request a suggestion" and then "order" something.

All Jolson's Restaurant

All Jolson's Restaurant is located on Turnwise Broadway, east of Peasant Parade. It sells food and alcoholic drinks.

The Apex Club bar

The Apex Club bar is located in the Apex Club on Esoteric Street. Only members may enter.

It sells food, gin, wine, and one cocktail, a Dew Drop.

There is a Frog bulletin board here.

Assassins' Guild mess hall

The Assassins' Guild mess hall is located at one of the entrances of the Guild of Assassins. It has two parts, the north and the south, and they sell different things. The north part sells a variety of food and alcohol, plus water, while the south part sells a couple of types of food and a few non-alcoholic drinks.

The Beggar's Boot Banquet

The Beggar's Boot Banquet is located on Sheer Street, west of Pon's Bridge.

The Bucket

The Bucket is located near the end of Gleam Street, east of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol, and some things that could be either mixed drinks or spirits.

There's a garden out back with swings, a slide, and (in the easternmost room) a "drop four" board.

In a dark alcove here is Old Crumble, who will happily comment on various guilds, jobs, and other things, if you mention them to him (or even if you don't).

The Bunch of Grapes

The Bunch of Grapes is located on Easy Street, southeast of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol.

Burgner's Coffee on the Maul

Burgner's Coffee on the Maul is located in the middle of the Maul, and is a stall. It sells coffee.

Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar

Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar is located on Attic Bee Street, west of its intersection with Short Street.

Celery sells various non-alcoholic drinks here, mostly fruit-based. You "order a drink", and then say the drink that you want. He'll give you a piece of paper, and when your drink's ready (this takes a little while), you'll need to give it back to him. (The room's help file explains this.)

Le Cochon

Le Cochon is located near the southwest end of Nonesuch Street, which runs along the south side of Hide Park. It sells food and various types of wine.

Costlee Coffee on Market Street

Costlee Coffee on Market Street is located on Market Street, southeast of the Hat temple. It sells coffee, tea, cocoa, and sugar cubes.

There are newspaper boxes for both the AM Daily and the Green Slab.

The Crimson Leech

The Crimson Leech is located on Easy Street, southeast of Elm Street. It sells plain alcohol.

The Curry Gardens

The Curry Gardens is located in the middle of God Street. It sells various food, and Ankh water.

The Emerald Necklace coaching inn

The Emerald Necklace coaching inn is located on Upper Broadway, by the Hubwards gate. It sells various food, cider, beer, and wine.

The Emporium Tea Shoppe

The Emporium Tea Shoppe is located in the Magic Emporium on the ground floor. It sells food, tea, coffee, lemonade, and sugar cubes.

Fat Sally's

Fat Sally's is located on the Isle of Gods, on Squeezebelly Alley. It sells coffee, hot chocolate, tea, and one alcoholic drink, Lancre Coffee.

The Fishermen's Guild regional office

The Fishermen's Guild regional office is located in the underdocks, on the south side of the river and just west of Ankh Bridge. It sells a few types of plain alcohol, and fish and chips.

The Flaming Cabbage

The Flaming Cabbage is located on Blood Alley, a bit west and southwest of the Drum. It has a beer garden and a wine lounge, and sells both plain alcohol and food.

There's also a room full of hashish smoke, which you can enter if you have a Flaming Cabbage brooch.

The beer garden has an AM Daily newspaper box.

Georgio's pizza place

Georgio's pizza place is located on the east end of Artorollo Alley, in the northeastern part of the city near Least Gate.

It's mainly a pizza place, but it also has a significant wine list.

Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen

Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen is located on Cable Street, near its intersection with Treacle Mine Road. It sells food, mainly rat-based, and acorn coffee.

The Golden Dragon

The Golden Dragon is located on Merchants Street, just east of Dragon's Landing. It sells food, water, and Klatchian coffee.

The Groaning Platter Tavern

The Groaning Platter Tavern is located on Flood Walk, a little before Brass Bridge. It sells food and ale.

The Happy Cabbage

The Happy Cabbage is located at the junction of Lobbin Clout and Whilom Alley, somewhat northeast of Hubwards Gate. It sells various cabbage-themed food.

The Hatchet and Entrail

The Hatchet and Entrail is at the west end of Elm Street.

If you're under a certain guild level or ageresearch, you'll be thrown out as soon as you go in--probably a good thing, because the fighters here will sometimes attack you for no reason (other than they felt like it).

It sells a couple of mixed drinks: Blood Brew (which is safe to drink) and Rocks On The Rocks (which isn't). Other than that, it sells plain alcohol.

Havlik's Dwarf Bar

Havlik's Dwarf Bar is located on the northwest side of the Plaza of Broken Moons. It sells dwarven ale and spirits.

The Iron Helmet

The Iron Helmet, a dwarf bar, is located on Welcome Soap a little ways west of the Drum.

It sells plain alcohol, various rat-based foods, and one mixed drink, the Copperhead Slammer.

The Kart Kill Kafe

The Kart Kill Kafe is located at the intersection of Dock Road and The Soake, just north of the river. It sells various meat dishes.

The King's Way Rathskeller

The King's Way Rathskeller is located near the middle of King's Way, which goes down the middle of the north half of the city. It's a converted former guard-tower, with the pub part upstairs.

It sells one mixed drink, Gin 'n Tonic, as well as plenty of plain alcohol, a few types of food, and milk.

The Klatchian take-away

The Klatchian take-away is located on Quirm Street, northeast of Five Ways. It sells food and Klatchian coffee.

A large tent

A large tent is located on the docks, south of the river and a bit east of Cockbill Street. It sells plain alcohol and a few non-alcoholic drinks.

The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway

The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway is located at the end of Dimwell Street, where it meets The Soake. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks, as well as Ephebian retsina.

The Little Seriph's

The Little Seriph's is located on Short Street, somewhat near the south end. It sells pizza, banana delight, and Copra Cola.

A loud pub

A loud pub is located on the docks, south of the river and just east of Cockbill Street. It sells plain alcohol, and fish and chips.

The Lounge House Cafe

The Lounge House Cafe is accessible through the Order rooms in Unseen University. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks.

There is a Frog bulletin board and an AM Daily box here.

A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork)

A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant is located in the middle of God Street. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks.

The Mended Drum

The Mended Drum is located a little south of the centre of the city, and is its busiest and most well-known feature. Players choosing to start in Ankh-Morpork will have the bar as their starting location.

It sells plain alcohol, a few types of food, and milk.

There is a Frog bulletin board and a dart board here, and rooms to rent upstairs. You can also climb on the wall outside.

The Mouldy Cellar

The Mouldy Cellar is located on Chrononhotonthologos Street, near its north end.

It sells one mixed drink, Gin 'n Tonic, and a few types of plain alcohol.

It has the Ankh-Morpork Newbie Helpers Room in the backroom.

Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe

Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe is located on Dimwell Street near the southeast end, a ways southeast of Traitors Gate. It sells food, tea, and coffee.

The Pain in the Neck

The Pain in the Neck is located at the northeastern end of the Maul. It sells plain alcohol and a few types of food.

The newbie chest for the Ankh-Morpork Palace Guard, in the form of a beer barrel, is here.

The Rat-Hole

The Rat-Hole, a dwarf bar, is located on Hopesprings, west of Least Gate.

You'll have a hard time actually buying anything here, as Hlakket the Bartender is nearly always dead, but it sells beer, dwarf ale, and rat onna stick.

The Skunk Club bar

The Skunk Club is located on Brewer Street on the Isle of Gods. It has a bar in the north end.

It sells troll drinks and several cocktails along with plain alcohol, although if you try to buy a troll drink the trollish barman will ask you if you're sure.

Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe

The Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe is located directly northeast of Onion Gate. It sells deserts, ale, wine, and non-alcoholic drinks.

The Stab in the Back

The Stab in the Back is located on the northwest corner of Pseudopolis Yard. It sells plain alcohol, two types of water, and apple juice.

Starbanks

Starbanks is located on the east edge of the Isle of Gods. It sells coffee and two alcoholic drinks: Orakh and Lancre coffee.

There is a napkin and chocolate sprinkle dispenser here, and you can ask Jack Bank about any of the menu items.

The Stoat & Onion

The Stoat & Onion is located on Memorial Street near its intersection with the Street of Alchemists.

It sells plain alcohol and three types of mixed drinks: Banana daiquiri, Stoat Special, and Tequila Stuntman.

Stuck's Bar

Stuck's Bar is located on Speedwell Street, west of its junction with King's Way. It sells several coffee drinks, and all the offerings besides the Morka Deklatch and Morka Double Deklatch will make you knurd.

A stylish meeting room

A stylish meeting room is located in the Temple of Small Gods, and is only accessible to ministers.

The butler, once summoned, can provide you with free port, brandy or cigars.

The Temporary Sign

The Temporary Sign is located slightly south from the Alchemists' Guild on the Street of Alchemists. It sells beer, whiskey, and pork scratchings.

The Thieves' Guild refectory

The Thieves' Guild refectory is located in the thieves-only area of the Thieves' Guild. It sells several types of food, a few types of alcohol, and several types of non-alcoholic drinks.

The Traveller's Inn

The Traveller's Inn is located on Dimwell Street, very close to Traitors Gate. It sells plain alcohol--mostly a large number of whiskeys--along with a few soft drinks and some snacks.

There is a chessboard, a dart board, newspaper boxes for both the AM Daily and The Green Slab, and a top ten table.

There's an achievement, Achievement: Whiskey Connoisseur, for buying one of every whiskey here.

The Troll's Head bar

The Troll's Head bar is located in the Shades, on Romeo Street. It requires a password (written on a wall nearby) to get in, and anyone under a certain guild level will be attacked upon entering. It sells "drink" (ale).

There is a dart board here, and Jak the weapons fence is in the alcove south of the bar.

The Wall View tavern

The Wall View tavern is located on Long Wall, northeast of Hide Park. It sells food and ale.

The Warriors' Guild cafe

The Warriors' Guild cafe is located in the old Warrior's Guild on Heroes Street. It sells non-alcoholic drinks, cakes, and buns.

The Weapons Masters' Court's bar

The Weapons Masters' Court's bar is located in the entrance of the Weapon Masters' Court guild house on Vagabond Street. It sells a few types of plain alcohol.

You can hire mercenaries here.

Woonsocket's Delicatessen

Woonsocket's Delicatessen is located on Edgeway Road, southeast of Rimwards Gate. It sells sandwiches, made to order.

Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant

Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant is located in Little Agatea, just off of Whopping Street. It sells various Hunghungese meals.

Bes Pelargic

A small bar (Fish temple)

This bar is located in the underwater Fish temple in Tuna Bay. It sells mixed drinks.

The Agatean Gasthaus

The Agatean Gasthaus is located on the northern base of Tora Hill, just south of Tora Bridge. It is an Uberwaldean-themed restaurant and pub. It has two parts, with the patio, the northern part, only being open during the daytime. It sells rice ale and a few non-alcoholic drinks in the foyer, and soup and alcoholic drinks in the north part.

There is a Frog bulletin board in the north part.

An Auriental food stall

An Auriental food stall is located on Long Street, near the southwestern part. It sells food.

The Belching Dragon pub

The Belching Dragon pub is located on Market Street, in the middle of the north part of the city. It sells soup and wine.

The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe

The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe is located on Green Way, on the west side of the city north and west of the covered market. It sells food as well as alcohol.

Five Hungry Ronin Take Out Restaurant

The Five Hungry Ronin Take Out Restaurant is located on the northeast corner of Champion Way, a bit west of the palace. It sells food, and is a takeaway restaurant.

The Flying Buffalo Pub

The Flying Buffalo Pub is located on the southern end of Long Street, just a bit west of Tuna Walk. It sells alcohol.

There is a Frog bulletin board here.

The Green Tea Takeaway Restaurant

The Green Tea Takeaway Restaurant is located at the intersection of The Serpent, Street of the Smiling Dog, and Two For Tea Lane. It sells food, and is a takeaway restaurant.

The Happy Joy Takeaway Restaurant

The Happy Joy Takeaway Restaurant is located on Market Street, across from the Belching Dragon pub. It sells food, and is a takeaway restaurant.

The Laughing Dog Restaurant

The Laughing Dog Restaurant is located on Market Street, across from the Belching Dragon pub. It sells food.

The Paper Dragon Inn

The Paper Dragon Inn is located on Rhinu road, in the middle of the southern edge of the city. It sells alcohol and vegetable wraps.

There is a Frog bulletin board here, as well as a Go board.

People choosing Agatean nationality will have this spot as a starting location.

A restaurant sampan

A restaurant sampan is located in the very southeast part of the city, past the piers. It sells soup and alcohol.

There's an underwater area with a barman who sells alcoholic fish, meant to be squeezed underwater.

The Rising Phoenix bar

The Rising Phoenix bar is located on the north end of Phoenix Avenue. It sells soup and alcohol.

There is a Frog bulletin board here.

Riverside Bar

The Riverside Bar is located on Azure Promenade, just south of the river in the east half of the city.

It sells mixed drinks.

The Sailors' Bounty pub

The Sailors' Bounty pub is located near the east end of Tuna Walk. It sells alcohol and sandwiches.

The Sensei's Rest

The Sensei's Rest is located on the east side of Champion Way, a bit west of the palace.

It sells food, plain alcohol, and one mixed drink, the signature drink Spirit of the Sensei.

The Squishy Fishy Bar

The Squishy Fishy Bar is located on the west end of Wung-Chi Lane, near the northwest corner of the city and a bit west of the dojo. It sells seafood.

The Tanto and Lotus

The Tanto and Lotus is located on the southeast corner of Champion Way, a little southwest of the palace.

It's run by Yu Dai Soon.

There is a note on the menu reading:

A word to the wise customer:
Keep your weapons in their sheathes
Keep your fights in the arena
If you wish to keep your guts in your belly.

It sells a few types of plain alcohol as well as two mixed drinks: Concussion, and Black Dagger.

Tap Tong's market bar

Tap Tong's market bar is located on High Tide Road, west and a little south of the covered market.

It sells two mixed drinks: a Tequila hammer, and doro.

There is a set of lost cities cards here.

A tented restaurant

A tented restaurant is located in the covered market, and sells food.

Tu Thyme Nightly's Brothal

Tu Thyme Nightly's Brothal is located on Lover's Lane, east of Tuna Walk. It sells suggestive food.

Wai Yu Mun Ching Yum-Yum Shop

The Wai Yu Mun Ching Yum-Yum Shop is located near the west end of Riverview Walk, on the south side of the river. It sells food.

Won Huge Sausage's Morporkian eating house

Won Huge Sausage's Morporkian eating house is located on Long Street, on its northwestern corner. It sells food.

Wung-Chi Lane Restaurant

The Wung-Chi Lane Restaurant is located on Wung-Chi Lane, a ways east of the dojo. It sells food.

Djelibeybi and Klatch

The bar in the Fez Club

The Fez Club is located on south part of the Avenue of the Pharaohs.

It sells a few types of plain alcohol, and lime juice, but mainly mixed drinks.

There is a Frog bulletin board here, and just west of the bar you can dance on the podium to practice your magic.methods.physical.dancing skill.

The bar in the temple of Sek

The bar in the temple of Sek is south, then southwest, from the entrance. It sells several mixed drinks, plus beer.

A bread and water cafeteria

A bread and water cafeteria is located in the Oasis. It sells food, kir, and mineral water.

The centre of the Chronides farmyard

The centre of the Chronides farmyard sells a few types of food, some alcoholic drinks, and some non-alcoholic drinks.

A deep-fried food stall in a busy market

A deep-fried food stall in a busy market is located in the Djelibeybi Harbour, on the path through the market. May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah sells fried... things... here for a toon each.

The Djelian Champion bar

The Djelian Champion bar is located upstairs in the southeast part of the Djelian Guard.

Access is restricted.

The Happy Melon Inn

The Happy Melon Inn is located in the Djelibeybi Harbour, on the path through the market.

It sells various types of plain alcohol, and one mixed drink, the Seriph Surprise (under the name of "Sticky rich peoples' drink").

The High-Life Bar

The High-Life Bar in the Foreign Ambassadors' Reception is located on the north part of the Avenue of the Pharaohs.

It sells several types of alcohol, and three mixed drinks: gin and tonic, martini, and melon daiquiri.

The Il Drim tavern

The Il Drim tavern is located at the east end of Il Drim.

It sells food, rum, and two types of tsipouro.

The Klatchian Foreign Legion mess tent

The Klatchian Foreign Legion mess tent is in the Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost. It sells a few types of food, as well as water and whiskey.

The large vulture nest

The large vulture nest is on the roof of the Hat temple, and the bar is in the northwest corner. It sells a few types of plain alcohol and a few mixed drinks.

The Pharaoh's Park Cafe

The Pharaoh's Park Cafe is located on the east side of Pharaoh's Park. It sells Klatchian coffee, sweet tea, and several deserts.

A quiet cantina

A quiet cantina is located on Ibis Parade in the northeast quadrant of the city. It sells a few types of food and a few types of alcohol.

The Rising Sun Inn

The Rising Sun Inn is located on the south part of the Road of the Sun, near the Harbour Gate. It sells alcohol, melon juice, and a couple of types of food.

There is a Frog bulletin board in the front room.

The Rope and Anchor

The Rope and Anchor is located in the Djelibeybi Harbour, on Harbour Road.

It sells various types of alcohol and one mixed drink, the Stoat Special.

A Frog bulletin board is here.

The Sandy Hole

The Sandy Hole is located on Piety Walk, which runs north from the northwest corner of the Bazaar. It sells food, alcohol, and coffee.

A simple taverna

A simple taverna is located in the north part of the Ephebian embassy, just east of the Square of Ancestors. It sells a few types of alcohol.

The Sleepers Cafe

The Sleepers Cafe is located on Sleepers, which curves west and north from its intersection with the northeastern part of Ephebe Way. It sells alcoholic drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, and sandwiches.

The Sphinx Plucker

The Sphinx Plucker is located just south of the Ur Gate on the west side of the city.

Along with plain alcohol, it sells a few types of food, and one mixed drink, a Banana Daiquiri.

There's also a lounge in the bar, which has a Frog bulletin board and a set of liars dice.

A tent

A tent is located in the ruins of Tacticum. It sells a few types of alcohol, and melon juice.

The Traveller's Rest

The Traveller's Rest is located on the north end of Pooney Alley, which is a short road leading northwest from the middle of the Road of the Moon.

Along with plain alcohol, it sells a few types of juice and three cocktails: Melon Surprise, Melon Daiquiri, and Melon Flip.

The White Goat

The White Goat is located in the Lower Djel Trading Post, west of Djelibeybi. It sells a few types of alcohol, a few types of coffee, goat's milk, and beans.

You can rent several games here.

Genua

The Absinthe House

The Absinthe House is located on the west half of Liquor Alley, before the bend. It sells a few types of alcohol. People choosing Genuan nationality will have this as their starting location.

There is a fortune telling cabinet ("The Amazing Zucchini") here, and a top ten table.

The Baron's Hand

The Baron's Hand is located on Calypso Street where it intersects Zombie Walk. It sells a few types of alcohol.

The Bayou Bourbon

The Bayou Bourbon is located on the west end of Liquor Alley. It sells alcohol.

There is a love tester here.

The Bloody Tutor Pub

The Bloody Tutor Pub is located on Felicity Avenue, near its intersection with Savannah Road. It sells absinthe.

The Blue and Azure

The Blue and Azure is located on Yaga Crescent, and sells ale and meat pies.

Le Cafe de Grand Gros Grenouille

Le Cafe de Grand Gros Grenouille is located near the east end of Market Street, a little ways north of the triangular market. It sells grapefruit juice as well as banana daiquiris and margaritas.

Cafe du Aquatic

The Cafe du Aquatic is located on Queen's Drag, between Darling Road and Liquor Alley. It's a restaurant that also sells wine and coffee.

Cafe Hilaire

Cafe Hilaire is located on the island in the Genua City Park lagoon. It serves several types of food and alcohol, and a few non-alcoholic drinks.

The famous Cafe Sans Connaissance

The famous Cafe Sans Connaissance is located on Tchuttifruitti Street, and sells mixed drinks.

The Canal Retreat Pub

The Canal Retreat Pub is located at the southeast end of Liquor Alley, where it meets Vieux Promenade. It sells alcohol, non-alcoholic drinks, and cake.

Captain Gumbo's all you can gobble buffet

Captain Gumbo's all you can gobble buffet is located upstairs in the casino, on the south side. Although it mainly sells food, it also has free alcoholic fruit punch.

Casino Bar

The casino bar is located upstairs in the casino, on the north side. It changes, and can variously be:

  • A bar themed to look like a street in the Shades
  • An island bar
  • A Kuian themed bar
  • A Tsortean looking bar

A Charre Bux Coffee House

A Charre Bux Coffee House is located in the southeast corner of the square around the gate. It sells desserts and non-alcoholic drinks.

The Couteau Rouge

The Couteau Rouge is located on Carrefour Crescent, a little ways south of the city gate. It sells alcohol.

Daiquiri Delights

Daiquiri Delights is located near the west end of Liquor Alley. It sells mixed drinks.

There is a coin fountain machine here.

'El Gato Loco' Taverna

'El Gato Loco' Taverna is located on Paradise Crescent where it intersects Lachaise Road. It's a restaurant, and sells two types of wine as well as food.

A grimy bar

A grimy bar is located on the west side of the racetrack.

It sells two mixed drinks, White Rham-Nitzian and Rum Rummer, along with beer and ale.

Gumbo stall

There is a gumbo stall on Samedi Crescent where it first turns northeast. It sells gumbo.

The Horn and Whistle

The Horn and Whistle is located on Okra Avenue, near its north end. It sells ploughman's lunch, beer, and ale.

There is an axe board here, which you can throw axes at.

Jimmi's Buffet

Jimmi's Buffet is located on the southern edge of the docks. It sells food, margaritas, banana and melon liqueur, and some non-alcoholic drinks.

The Jolly Old Seafarer

The Jolly Old Seafarer is located underneath the docks, and can be reached by going down from the room just south of Royal Avenue.

Despite what the menu says, it sells ale, Fire Ale, and tequila.

Lady Brook Liquor

Lady Brook Liquor is located near the southeast end of Liquor Alley. It sells a few mixed drinks, as well as plain alcohol.

There is a toy grabbing machine here.

The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe

The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe is located on Samedi Crescent, at its intersection with Calypso Street. While it mostly sells pizza, there is also coffee liqueur, coffee, and tea.

A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua)

A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant is located on Grim Street, just east of Florin Avenue, on the south edge of the city. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks.

The Officers Lounge

The Officers Lounge is located upstairs in the barracks. It sells plain alcohol and margaritas.

The Resting Zombie

The Resting Zombie is located on Samedi Crescent, north of the city gate. It sells banana daiquiris as well as several types of plain alcohol, and a few kinds of juice.

Salut!

Salut! is located in the middle of Liquor Alley where it turns southeast, down some non-obvious stairs. It sells alcohol.

The Scum Bar

The Scum Bar is located on Pirate Avenue, just northwest of the docks. It sells grog and grog-like drinks.

The Shipwrecked Siren

The Shipwrecked Siren is located on Nawlins Road, where it intersects Tchuttifruitti Street.

Aside from a few types of plain alcohol, it sells one mixed drink, banana daiquiri.

'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern

'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern is located in the middle of Market Street. It sells ale, whiskey, and water.

Sto Lat

The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop

The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop is located in the Artificers' Academy, on the ground floor. It sells various coffees and teas.

There is a Frog bulletin board and an AM Daily box here.

The Dog and Duck

The Dog and Duck is located on the north side of the market, to the east of the fruit stall.

The front room offers alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, while the private bar offers food and alcoholic drinks.

There is a seedy gambling den in the back, with a blackjack table. The patrons there like the dark, so if you're too bright when you go in, you'll be dragged out.

The Hammered Anvil Student Deli

The Hammered Anvil Student Deli is located in the Artificers' Academy, on the ground floor. It sells food and non-alcoholic drinks, and one alcoholic drink (cabbage juice).

There is a Green Slab box here.

The Hammered Cat

The Hammered Cat is located in the Artificers' Academy, through a hidden entrance in the garden.

It has several rooms, and navigating between them takes a skillcheck.

The menu varies between rooms. The smoking room and the billiards room sell alcoholic drinks and coffee only; the pub and darts room sell the same drinks but with the addition of a few appetisers, and the public dining room sells the same drinks but with the addition of several main courses and desserts.

You can play billiards or darts in the appropriate rooms.

Outdoor bar

An outdoor bar is located on on Blueberry lane at the Y-intersection. It sells alcoholic drinks.

The Palace Inn

The Palace Inn is located on northern Wall Street. It sells alcoholic drinks.

There is a Frog bulletin board in the back room.

A swish tavern

A swish tavern is located on High Street, southeast of the market. It sells alcoholic drinks.

Tony Robinson's Bar

Tony Robinson's Bar is located on Cabbage Street. It sells alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.

Sto Plains

The Blue Lias

The Blue Lias is located on the main street in Holy Wood.

It's a troll bar and sells trollish drinks, although none seem to actually be unsafe for humans to drink.

The Flying Klatchman Pub

The Flying Klatchman Pub is located in Bleak Prospect, on the east side of the green. It's safe from the zombies, and sells a wide selection of food as well as alcohol.

The Frog and Firkin

The Frog and Firkin is located in Sheepridge. It sells a few types of food, and alcoholic cider.

There is a bulletin board in the alcove here.

A Lonely Bar

A Lonely Bar is located in the crowded alleyway in Holy Wood. It sells a couple of types of alcohol.

A loud pub

A loud pub is located in Hillshire, across from the magic shop. It sells only alcohol.

The Never Inn

The Never Inn is located in Nowhere. It sells a couple of types of food, and a few types of alcohol.

Nodar Borgles restaurant

Nodar Borgles restaurant is located in Holy Wood and sells stoo, which has a healing effect.

A pub (Pekan Ford)

A pub in Pekan Ford is connected to the general store, and is just west of it. It sells a few types of alcohol, and some food.

Tiffany Glitter, a fence for clothing, is here.

A village tavern

A village tavern is located in Dinky, just northeast of the carriage stop. It sells food and alcohol.

The food here has an effect like healing tea.

Ramtops

The bar in the inn in Razorback

Razorback's inn, with its bar, is located to the northeast of the village green. It sells alcohol.

Creel Springs Inn

Creel Springs Inn is located on the northeastern edge of town. It sells food, alcohol, and goat's milk.

There is a Frog bulletin board here.

The Crested Eagle Inn

The Crested Eagle Inn is located in Blackglass, south, east, south, east, and north of the carriage stop.

There is a Frog bulletin board and a scrabble board in the common room.

Cutangle Inn

Cutangle Inn is located just east of the carriage stop in Brass Neck.

There is an entrance hall, a post office, a lounge, and a restaurant. Peanuts and various types of alcohol are sold in the lounge, and food and wine are sold in the restaurant.

In the lounge, there is a Frog bulletin board and a chessboard, and Maurice Trimbleworthy is here.

You can also "request a private room" in the entrance hall for &&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|-|-, and Vaugn Cutangle will give you instructions:

Vaugn Cutangle says with a Lancrastian accent: Thank you. Please enter private room one. The room is yours until you decide to leave. You may lock the door from the inside, or leave it unlocked for any visitors to come and go, as you prefer.

The room Vaugn indicates will be the name of the entrance to it, so you can enter with "private room one" (for example).

From inside, you can get room service and order from the same menu as in the restaurant.

The room is a no-portal zone.

The Fiddler's Riddle Tavern

The Fiddler's Riddle Tavern is located on the south end of Long Alley in Ohulan Cutash. It sells beer.

There is a Frog bulletin board here.

The Goat and Bush

The Goat and Bush is located near the south end of Lancre Town, and is where characters starting in Lancre Town will have as a starting location. It sells alcohol.

There is a Frog bulletin board in the entrance.

The Hunter's Head

The Hunter's Head is located at the end of the trail in the forest in Mad Wolf.

It sells one mixed drink, Lancre Coffee, and a few types of plain alcohol.

The Laughing Gnome

The Laughing Gnome is located in Brass Neck, on the southwest corner of the square. It sells alcohol.

Missy Muggins' Meat Pie Emporium

Missy Muggins' Meat Pie Emporium is located in Ohulan Cutash just north of the market. It sells meat pies and ale.

There is a barber shop upstairs.

There are two related achievements: Achievement: Soylent Greed, and Achievement: Cutthroat Twit.

The Thieves' Guild Bar

The Thieves' Guild Bar is located downstairs in the Thieves' Guild outpost in Mad Stoat. Possibly only thieves can go here.research It sells pork rinds and various types of alcohol.

There are several alcoves you can enter (with the exit name being the same as the alcove name, so that typing "smoky alcove" will cause you to enter that alcove), all with access to the graffiti.

Uberwald and beyond

The Cool bar

The Cool bar is located upstairs in the temple of the Monks of Cool. The bartender serves freshly mixed cocktails in the west room whereas there is an impball table in the east room. Some of the cocktails (including the non-alcoholic ones) are always available whereas others change.

The Drunken Magpie

The Drunken Magpie is located in Escrow, Garlic Way. It serves alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages as well as food.

A large, welcoming tent

A large, welcoming tent is set up in the Hublandish Barbarians' winter camp.

There is a game of klondike solitare here, and Hugh has a dice game.

Slaughtered Lamb Inn

The Slaughtered Lamb Inn is on the west side of the unnamed town's only street. It serves garlicky food and garlicky beer.

Elsewhere

A tropical bar

A tropical bar is located in the Brown Islands, south of the centre of the village.

This bar uses trade instead of money. This makes prices somewhat opaque, but you can trade an item or items worth around two or three dollars for a drink.