Doctors

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Doctors are Very Special People who can help you out with certain physical ailments, such as broken legs and missing noses.

To have your legs set or your nose reattached, say 'please set my legs' or 'please fix my nose'.

If you have a broken leg, the least painful way to reach a doctor is by direct portal, and you will be unable to cast one yourself while incapacitated. Witches with portalling skills and an appropriate blorp can often help you out here as they may be able to fly to you to cast the portal. Failing that, contacting a member of one of the transport clubs (such as Taxi, Cabbies, or Limo) is advised. If you are being passaged to the doctor instead of using a portal, you'll need to be following the priest and standing up (not crawling), otherwise you'll be left behind.

Ankh-Morpork

Rham-tim-phoon

Rham-tim-phoon is on the upper floor of the Flintwick Building on Lobbin Clout in eastern Morpork. He sets legs for &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 AM$5.00 each. Rham-tim-phoon speaks Morporkian and Djelian.

help here suggests:

say please set my legs

Igor

Igor can be found in his laboratory in the basement of the Pseudopolis Yard Watch House. He reattaches noses. Igor speaks Morporkian only.

help here suggests:

donate 50 dollars
say please fix my nose

Bes-Pelargic

No Pa Een

No Pa Een's Acupuncture Parlour is on Onetwolong Avenue in southwestern Bes Pelargic. He will fix broken legs for &&&&&&&&&&&+4000 8Rh 40s. No Pa Een speaks Agatean and Morporkian.

Djelibeybi

Rham-Pat Phoon

Rham-Pat Phoon is in a stall in the northwestern corner of the east bazaar in Djelibeybi. He sets legs and reattaches missing noses for &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 DjToon 5.00 each. He can also fix broken thumbs (fee?). Rham-tim-phoon speaks Djelian only.