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|[[Bes Pelargic]] ||Near Market street ||[[Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala]] ||DHM ||[[hundred year old egg]]s {{Itemdbnpc|833}} ||Yes
|[[Bes Pelargic]] ||Near Market street ||[[Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala]] ||DHM ||[[hundred year old egg]]s {{Itemdbnpc|833}} ||Yes
|[[Djelibeybi]] ||Harbour's covered market ||[[May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah]] ||Grease ||deep-fried anything (fruitbats?!) ||No
|[[Djelibeybi]] ||[[Djelibeybi Harbour]]'s covered market ||[[May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah]] ||Grease ||deep-fried anything (fruitbats?!) ||No
|[[Calh-Nhad]] ||Just inside the gates ||[[Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl]] ||SMOC, Canoe ||button badges ||Yes
|[[Calh-Nhad]] ||Just inside the gates ||[[Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl]] ||SMOC, Canoe ||button badges ||Yes

Revision as of 00:35, 19 February 2011

There is a school of thought that says that there are only a relatively small number people in the world, and there only appear to be more than that because there are lots and lots of duplicates.

Whatever the reason, there certainly are a lot of eerily familiar street vendors who insist they're making such a bad deal that a specific very bad thing will happen to them, which becomes their nickname. They're all over the Disc, most cities have their own version.

If you hang around most of them for too long, you'll probably find yourself buying something you didn't know you wanted. Those who have a fixed shop do not try to force-sell to unsuspecting customers, possibly worried that an angry mob would set fire to their shop, perhaps while the owner was tied up inside for good measure.

Perhaps not unrelated to this force-selling practice, assassin guilds around the Disc offer contracts on the roaming clones.

Area / City Where in that locale Salesperson Nickname Product sold Force sells
Ephebian desert Oasis Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah CMOHO, Hand sticks of candied sultanas [1] Yes
Ankh-Morpork Near the plaza of Broken Moons Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler CMOT, Throat sausages-in-buns [2] Yes
Bes Pelargic Near Market street Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala DHM hundred year old eggs [3] Yes
Djelibeybi Djelibeybi Harbour's covered market May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah Grease deep-fried anything (fruitbats?!) No
Calh-Nhad Just inside the gates Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl SMOC, Canoe button badges Yes
Genua Honest Joe's Used Horses Sleep-With-Me-Own-Fishes DiBlarr Sleep used horses and carriages but they're sold out for the next 5 years [4] No
Escrow Mother Dybbler's Potion Shoppe on Garlic Way Stake-Me-Own-Heart Dybbler SMOH dubious potions [5] No
Ankh-Morpork Temple of Small Gods Strike-Meself-With-Lightning Dhibbjaramasphelopetalon S.M.W.L. relics [6] No
Turnwise ocean Isle of Tonahamen Wreck-Me-Own-Boat Thursday Thursday coconuts Yes

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