Dead letter office jobs

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Start the job

To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.

You will be given a choice of difficulties:

Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land.  Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.


  • 'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 in money.
  • 'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 in money.
  • 'Far away' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20.00 in money.
  • 'Distant land' has 9 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32.00 in money.
  • 'Difficult customers' has 6 days to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+36000 A$90.00 in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!


Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.


Far away NPC are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Sto lat, Queens Road

Far away

Far away NPC are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbor
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbor
One of them dibbler with the ?
(May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah)
Djelibeybi Harbor
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Guards
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
Brother ASAP Monks of Cool temple, Ramtops
Bi-Bi Effene Monks of Cool temple, Ramtops
Abbot Lobsang Listening Monks Temple, Ramptops
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
Master Bibh-Lat Djeliybeby, Phoenix Road
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
Vic Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery
Berti Boggis Skund Forest, forn in Pekan Ford
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town
Temple Guardian Temple of Soyin
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass
Gulta Smith Bad Ass
Jaims Smith Bad Ass
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge
Martha Headlock Bad Ass
Cleetus Patterson Slice, General shop
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond)
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
Virgo Vango Brass Neck
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs
Dia Shale Creel Springs
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way
Allen Kingfisher Blackglass
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
Ema Nymton Escrow, fair
Trau Mirnicht Escrow, fair
SMOH Dybbler Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop
Clara Escrow, chandelers' shop
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers
Edna Scum Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House
Hotel Receptionist Genua, Hotel
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks
Mr. Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
Talula Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys
Mr Ra Genua, Tacticus Academy
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks
The sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk
The Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
Peggy Little Slice
Nicolas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback
Lichtenstein Razorback
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
Innkeeper Unnamed town, Uberwald
Abe Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Uberwald
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian camp
Death Death's realm
Granma Muckloe Slice
Awaiting-Rain Djelybeybi Harbor
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane
Emile Bois, pub
The owner Ephebe, Market tavern
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Sumh-wil-deih Oasis
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Road

Distant land

Distant land NPC all move.

NPC Location
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah (Mr CMOHO Dhblah) Oasis
Tuffy Escrow
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan Cutash
Ryattenoki Bes Pelargic
Phos-Phor Djelibeybi
Lip-phon Lap-top Djelibeybi
Mihk-Gran-Bohp Djelibeybi
Noobie Genua
The proprietor Bes Pelargic, ferry shop on Tuna Walk
Lon Fah Lo Bes Pelargic
Mad Hamish Bes Pelargic
Boy Willie Bes Pelargic
Quisoda Bes Pelargic
No Go Wan Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city
Shi Do Gai Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk
Laggy-san Bes Pelargic
Glod-san Bes Pelargic
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
Ruto of Fish Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dibl Calh-Nhad
Vyrt Ephebe (note: invisible/hidden, but accepts deliveries normally)
Very Reverend Khepresh Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)
Greig Schwitz Genua
Casanunda Genua
Tfat Chick Genua (but cannot be scried)

Difficult customers

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach

NPC Location
The Grflx Queen Grflx Caves
Avalanche Preventore Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox Gloomy Forest
Ice giants The Hub
T-shop proprietor Travelling shop
Thursday Thursday's Island
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic, Snail
Security guards Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank