Dead letter office jobs
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Start the job
To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.
You will be given a choice of difficulties:
Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want? I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land. Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.
- 'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 in money.
- 'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 in money.
- 'Far away' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 in money.
- 'Distant land' has 9 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+12800 in money.
- 'Difficult customers' has 6 days to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+36000 in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!
Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.
Far away NPC are generally stationary.
|Captain Ptargos||Djelibeybi Harbor|
|One of them dibbler with the ?
|Toohumi||Djelibeybi, Market Street|
|Master Bibh-Lat||Djeliybeby, Phoenix Road|
|71-hour Ahmed||Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)|
|Berti Boggis||Skund Forest|
|J. Ogg||Lancre Town, forge|
|Bestiality Carter||Lancre Town|
|Temple Guardian||Temple of Soyin|
|Granny Weatherwax||Bad Ass|
|Martha Headlock||Bad Ass|
|Candice Little||Slice, Quilter shop|
|Serb Unglish||Mad Stoat|
|Virgo Vango||Brass Neck|
|Esther Elderbury||Creel Springs|
|Dia Shale||Creel Springs|
|Trau Mirnicht||Escrow, fair|
|Verkauft Keinfleisch||Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way|
|Ivor von Kaeyya||Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way|
|Morchella Esculenta||Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop|
|Ema Nymton||Escrow, fair|
|Clara||Escrow, chandelers' shop|
|Captain Merreaux Vingian||Genua, Musketeers|
|Watch clerk||Genua, Watch House|
|Cogsworth||Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks|
|Mr. Myrtle||Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths|
|The shopkeeper||Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue|
|Talula||Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys|
|Mr Ra||Genua, Tacticus Academy|
|Harbour mistress||Genua, underground docks|
|The sno-ball vendor||Genua, Lovers' Walk|
|Stephan||Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers|
|Len||Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop|
|Young Steven||Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head|
|Mad Gammer Nudity||Razorback|
|Innkeeper||Unnamed town, Uberwald|
|Cohen the Barbarian||Barbarian camp|
|A maitre d'||Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat|
|Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist||Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway|
|The owner||Ephebe, Market tavern|
|Betty||Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom|
Distant land NPC all move.
|Miss Pennie Laced||Ohulan Cutash|
|The proprietor||Bes Pelargic, ferry shop on Tuna Walk|
|Lon Fah Lo||Bes Pelargic|
|Mad Hamish||Bes Pelargic|
|Boy Willie||Bes Pelargic|
|No Go Wan||Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city|
|Shi Do Gai||Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk|
|Ruto of Fish||Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck|
|Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl||Calh-Nhad|
|Vyrt||Ephebe (note: invisible/hidden, but accepts deliveries normally)|
|Very Reverend Khepresh||Djelibeybi (but kely to be found elsewhere with other players)|
|Tfat Chick||Genua (but cannot be scried)|
|Mr CMOHO Dhblah||Oasis|
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or ar very hard to reach
|The Librarian||Starts in the Unseen University, wanders|
|Smuggler captain||Ephebe underground|
|Queen Shelox||Gloomy Forest|
|Ice giants||The Hub|
|T-shop proprietor||Travelling shop|