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Contents
The job
To see what the kind of letters there are, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office. You don't need to offer your help to start a job, you can pick a type of letter directly.
You will be given a choice of difficulties:
Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want? I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land. Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.
Rewards
If you do two delivery missions of the same level of difficulty back to back, the xp reward is halved for the second one and then halved again if you do another, etc. This resets to the full xp reward one hour after the most recent delivery mission of that difficulty level.
Type | Time to deliver | Exp reward | Monetary reward (varies a bit between currencies) |
Notes |
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local | 15 minutes | 8000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 | Stationary npc in Ankh-Morpork. |
close by | 30 minutes | 16000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 | Npcs in the Sto Plains, some move around. |
far away | 1 hour | 36000 | &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20, &&&&&&&&&&&+7000 DjToon 35.00, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 15Rh, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 LC 4|2|-, &&&&&&&&&&&+7500 2,5,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de, &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 3 dr | Mostly stationary npcs (or that don't move far) all around the Disc |
distant land | 3 hours | 64000 | &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32, &&&&&&&&&&+13000 DjToon 65.00, &&&&&&&&&&+12000 25Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+12816 LC 7|5|-, &&&&&&&&&&+12900 4,3,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de | Short list of npcs that all move around. You can fly to most of them. |
difficult customers | 2 days | 88000 | &&&&&&&&&&+18000 A$45, &&&&&&&&&&+16800 35Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+18000 6,0,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+19200 2M | Warning: it could be dangerous! Bring one or more blue crystal rings to get away. |
Notes
Times listed above are in the Disc temporal reality.
The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.
Local
Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.
NPC | Location |
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Ada Woonsocket | Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway |
Alfred Musqrat | Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street, Paint Shop |
Anita Hurpley | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes |
Apold Blorkman | Ankh-Morpork, West Ankh Ferry |
Archemedies | Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place |
Argule Wibbley | Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop |
Arlof Eetmmot | Ankh-Morpork, Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery |
Barry | Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour |
Benno Lacoste | Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Wine Warehouse |
Bernita | Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop |
Bertha | Ankh-Morpork, God Street |
Bligh Earcrusher | Ankh-Morpork, Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop |
Brother David | Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, The house of rest and safety |
Cadmium | Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen |
Constable Dorfl | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Constable Swires | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Constable Visit | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Cubert Eiche | Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate |
Cutta | Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Pony Parts |
Cynthia Potts | Ankh-Morpork, Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way |
Dagmar Schmet | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists |
Danlin | Ankh-Morpork, Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern |
Darren Spangler | Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Emporium |
Derek Wadley | Ankh-Morpork, Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop |
Dhraz Shaftrubble | Ankh-Morpork, Iron Helmet |
Dimitris | Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies |
Dogbottler | Ankh-Morpork, Short Street |
Doss Chiderdoss | Ankh-Morpork, Street of the Alchemists |
Drakko | Ankh-Morpork, Salt Shaker, Flat 2 |
Edward Scrooge | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists |
Ella Montigue | Ankh-Morpork, Dolly Sisters, |
Emmaline Lamb | Ankh-Morpork, Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets |
Fat Sandra | Ankh-Morpork, Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house |
Felicity Hopkinson | Ankh-Morpork, Whirglig Alley, Dwarf Bread Museum |
Flyn Skint | Ankh-Morpork, The Waterfront, Flyn's Place |
Fred | Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop |
Fred Sylver | Ankh-Morpork, Washer Way, Sylver's |
Geoffrey | Ankh-Morpork, God Street (in Bertha's House) |
Georgio | Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place |
Geremiah Codger | Ankh-Morpork, Widdershins Broadway |
Gerry Watkins | Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street |
Gimlet | Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen |
Gladys | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Bob's Fish Shoppe |
Gore Batchev | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps |
Gunther | Ankh-Morpork, Market Street, Costlee Coffee |
Gwawr Clwyd | Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Tannery |
Halley Toomer | Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers |
Ham Burgner | Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul |
Harmony Stardancer | Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe |
Harold Cobbler | Ankh-Morpork, 1_ Elm Street (western end) |
Henufi Icta | Ankh-Morpork, The Soake, The Laughing Falafel |
Hibiscus Dunelm | Ankh-Morpork, The Mended Drum, Filigree Street |
Hurple | Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop |
Hwel | Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, The Dysk |
Inga | Ankh-Morpork, The Pain in the Neck |
Ixolite | Ankh-Morpork, Fresh Start Club, Elm Street Not always there - possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room. |
Jacinthe Bockxse | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps |
Jack Banks | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Starbanks |
John Tetzel | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences |
Kenneth | Ankh-Morpork, Market Street |
Kurr Ency | Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner |
Lady Timatis | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment) |
Lilith Z. Dharienne | Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Karma 'R' Us |
Liona Keeble | Ankh-Morpork, Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop |
Little Jimmy | Ankh-Morpork, Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate) |
Luciano Flabbarotti | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back |
Madame Gumble | Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery |
Manuel Fawlty | Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens |
Mardi | Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Craf__Co_r_, Masqueparade |
Maria | Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Poster Shop |
Marvin | Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers |
Master Nimbledrit | Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment |
Miss Ha'penny | Ankh-Morpork, Speedwell Street |
Mo Astor | Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz |
Monsieur Rosset | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon |
Mr Cranwell | Ankh-Morpork, The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers |
Mr Cropper | The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods, Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Graves | Ankh Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants |
Mr Lumiere | Ankh-Morpork, Market Street |
Mr. Manson | Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary |
Mr. Stronginthearm | Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith |
Mr. Scoonwinkle | Ankh-Morpork, Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store |
Mr Vitiolo | Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop |
Mrs Corduroy | Ankh-Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals |
Mrs. Armitage | Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop |
Mr. Goodmountain | Ankh-Morpork, Gleam Street, busy printing room |
Mrs. Confectionairre | Ankh-Morpork, Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre |
Mrs. Dodger | Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House |
Mrs Green | Ankh-Morpork, Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop |
Mrs Vera Johannes | Ankh-Morpork, Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies |
Ms Estible | Ankh-Morpork, The Willows, The Head of the Table |
Murgatroyd Listey | Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop |
Nese Stenzelle | Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor |
Old Bob | Ankh-Morpork, The Flintwick Building |
Old Crumble | Ankh-Morpork, The Bucket |
Olson | Ankh-Morpork, Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop |
Onna Hitokui | Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker |
Patrice Le Clair | Ankh-Morpork, The Goose Gate (market stall) |
Pierre Grepe | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Vino pour la Femme et le Homme |
Placido Flamingo | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back |
Ptom Psmith | Ankh-Morpork, East Ankh Ferry, |
Rattigan | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, rat infested house |
Rebecca Palm | Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing |
Reg Shoe | Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, The Fresh Start Club |
Renee Palm | Ankh-Morpork, Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets |
Rinaldo | Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar |
Roffle | Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway (wanders) |
Sa__haro_e | Ankh-Morpork |
Sandra | Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights |
Scheda Carte | Ankh-Morpork, Attic Bee Street, Card Shop |
Septa DeBlano | Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods |
Sergeant Littlebottom | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House |
Sergeant Skyler | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House |
Seymour Convecks | Ankh-Morpork, Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's |
Shapaya | Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair |
Shmata | Ankh-Morpork, Misbegot Bridge |
Sol | Ankh-Morpork, Thieves' Guild |
Spanky | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer |
Starspirit Moonfire | Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Krazzander's Magik Shoppe |
Stren Withel | Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Mended Drum |
Thom Crooze | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None |
Thomas Eddiessonson | Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, The Forge |
Time Wemple | Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated |
Too Bath Salts | Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House |
Trioll Negurney | Ankh-Morpork, Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe |
Turan | Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery |
Urotho | Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Pitt |
Veebeel | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth |
Wiley Woonsocket | Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen |
Wun Phul | Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant |
Yortuk Festrunk | Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Festrunk Brothers |
Close-by
Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and often move.
NPC | Location |
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Arnold Sideways | Ankh-Morpork |
Captain Carrot | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Coffin Henry | Ankh-Morpork |
Cripple Wa[1] | Ankh-Morpork, Fish Dock |
Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler
|
Ankh-Morpork |
Duck Man | Ankh-Morpork |
Foul Ole Ron[1]
|
Ankh-Morpork |
Francis with his ukulele of pain | Ankh-Morpork |
Gok'wan | Ankh-Morpork |
Gritjaw Thighsplitter | Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District |
Hobbling Tim | Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street |
Hoff Buchannon | Ankh-Morpork |
Jocasta Wiggs | Ankh-Morpork |
Jolene | Ankh-Morpork |
Kodattai | Ankh-Morpork, The Cattle District |
Lewis Wyatt | Ankh-Morpork, near Weaver Street |
Louis Bingham | Ankh-Morpork |
Maple Bede | Ankh-Morpork |
Maude Scowd | Ankh-Morpork |
Mellie Thistlewhistle | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Glodson | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Pin | Ankh-Morpork |
Mr Tulip | Ankh-Morpork |
Mrs. Cosmopilite | Holy Wood |
Neelie Awkside | Ankh-Morpork |
Nobby Nobs
|
Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Old Wilfred | Ankh-Morpork |
Prodo Laggins | Ankh-Morpork |
Ronnie Soak | Ankh-Morpork |
Sacharissa Cripslock | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Salan Feiht | Ankh-Morpork |
Sergeant Colon | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
Shopkeeper | Nowhere |
Sneed Finkman | Ankh-Morpork |
Squinty Jeb | Sto Plains, A Hut |
The LAG | Ankh-Morpork |
The Weasel | Ankh-Morpork |
Tneduts | Ankh-Morpork, On a Pub Crawl |
Alberto Malich
|
Death's Domain |
Aloysius Habenpfeifer | Hillshire, Tobacco Shop |
Ruby | Holy Wood, The Blue Lias |
Director | Holy Wood, Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures |
I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him
|
Nowhere |
Sue Pekan | Pekan Ford, Village Store |
Tom Pekan | Pekan Ford, Village Pub |
Carlton Desric | Scrogden |
Hughoc Gatewood | Scrogden |
Hamesh | Sheepridge |
Valentino | Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall |
Findel Nordelsson | Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop |
Fleppo | Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market |
Gerard de Wendelle | Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop |
Gerti Kotzbeck | Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop |
Holly Cloverfield | Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop |
Jack Straw | Sto Lat, Garlic Grove |
Madam Miliena | Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe |
Master Gildworthy | Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers |
Miss Armitage | Sto Lat, Queens Road |
Miss Wylde | Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear |
Mrs Willikins-Boydle | Sto Lat, Queens Road |
Mysteria della Noctis | Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium |
Nils Beerman | Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store |
Omar Amahl | Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop |
Oncle Hamash | Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop |
Paul Zombo | Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room |
Peter Periwinkle | Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop |
Tneduts | Ankh-Morpork, On A Pub Crawl |
Tony Robinson | Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar |
Quinbury Soames | Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop |
Ragman | Sto Lat, Grave's Hope |
The Proprietor
|
Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy |
Isobel Kingdom | Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers |
Far away
Far away NPCs are generally stationary.
NPC | Location |
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Cern Smith | Bad Ass |
Granny Weatherwax | Bad Ass (Witches' Guild) |
Gulta Smith | Bad Ass |
Hanlo Shepston | Bad Ass, The Forge |
Jaims Smith | Bad Ass |
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg | Bad Ass, Forge |
Martha Headlock | Bad Ass, Village Shop |
Mrs Smith | Bad Ass |
Cohen the Barbarian | Barbarian camp |
Morchella Esculenta | Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop |
Emile | Bois, pub |
Fern Golly | Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall |
Granville | Brass Neck, Village Shop |
Virgo Vango | Brass Neck (Portrait Shop) |
The Proprietor
|
Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
|
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl | Calh-Nhad |
Dia Shale | Creel Springs |
Esther Elderbury | Creel Springs |
DEATH | Death's realm
|
Dil the Embalmer | Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild |
Khip-en-dahl | Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop |
Master Bibh-Lat | Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith |
Merk | Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers |
Ptep-ptip-ptop | Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road |
Ptik-ptak-ptoe | Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop |
Pugh Alighieri | Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop |
Teh-takk-eht | Djelibeybi, Temple street |
Toohumi | Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations |
Ug Ogg | Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard |
Wan-tew-iit | Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen |
Arms trader | Djelibeybi Harbour |
Awaiting-Rain | Djelibeybi Harbour |
Captain Ptargos | Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid |
Fis'n-tsips | Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn |
One of them Dibblers with a long name
|
Djelibeybi Harbour |
Abraxas | Ephebe, Rational Street |
Ania | Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club |
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist | Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway |
Aurinax | Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop |
Betty | Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank) |
Endos the Listener | Ephebe, Antithesis Lane |
Kakia | Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club |
Klepton | Ephebe, Ponder Alley |
Maintenance man | Ephebe, Citadel |
Master Zosimos | Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
|
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist | Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway |
Souvlakios | Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road |
The owner | Ephebe, Market Taverna |
Xenophobios | Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna |
Clara | Escrow (Candle Cave) |
Ema Nymton | Escrow (fair grounds) |
Ivor von Kaeyya | Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way) |
SMOH Dybbler | Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop) |
Trau Mirnicht | Escrow (fair) |
Verkauft Keinfleisch | Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way) |
A generic Charre Bux employee | Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House |
Ayna | Genua, Thee Magick Boxe |
Blloddwyn | Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern |
Brittnee | Genua, Savannah Road |
Captain Merreaux Vingian | Genua, Musketeers |
Cogsworth | Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street |
David Leatherman | Genua, Marketplace |
Edna Scum | Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar |
Fredd S'Vage | Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand |
Harbour Master | Genua, Office near docks |
Harbour mistress | Genua, underground docks |
Hotel Reception | Genua, Hotel |
Jolly Roger | Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop |
Mamie Olivia | Genua, Dead Man's Walk |
Mr Ray | Genua, Tacticus Academy |
Mr Myrtle | Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths |
Myrtle | Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths |
Mrs Gogol | Genua, Marketplace |
Sno-ball vendor | Genua, Lovers' Walk |
Spritz Peltanque | Genua, The Resting Zombie |
Talula | Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys) |
The shopkeeper | Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue |
The tipster
|
Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar |
Thom Cru'ez | Genua, Barracks |
Watch clerk | Genua, Watch House |
Wounded soldier | Genua, Barracks |
Private Inside Leg | Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent |
Monster | Lancre Pool |
Bestiality Carter | Lancre Town |
Brother Turbil | Lancre Town, lodging house |
Embezile Thatcher | Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank |
J. Ogg | Lancre Town, forge |
giant leader | land of the giants |
Len | Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop |
Maggie | Mad Stoat (beside pond) |
Nicholas Winston | Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets |
Serb Unglish | Mad Stoat |
Sharn Unglish | Mad Stoat |
Our Wullie | Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head |
Stephan | Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers |
Young Steven | Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head |
Suhm-wil-deih | Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis) |
Vic | Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery |
Twoflower the tourist | Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle |
My poor kidnapped daughter
|
Ramtops, Bandit camp (very dangerous) |
Allen Kingfisher | Ramtops, Blackglass, Blackglass smithy |
Abbot Lobsang | Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple |
Asap (Brother Asap) | Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) |
Brother Hotpot | Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple |
Morchella Esculenta | Ramtops, Blackglass |
Sister Bi-Bi Effenne | Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) |
Sister Ti-Ti Effenne | Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) |
Heinz Blauhimmel | Razorback, village shop |
Lichtenstein | Razorback, The Inn |
Mad Gammer Nudity | Razorback |
Candice Little | Slice, Quilter shop |
Cleetus Patterson | Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies |
Granma Muckloe | Slice |
Peggy Little | Slice |
Ann Celeria | Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w) |
Doctor Lancreman | Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s) |
Hardenfast | Slippery Hollow (courthouse) |
Honest Dachshund
|
Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern |
Irkabod Stork | Slippery Hollow (manor) |
Kortina Van Dryver
|
Slippery Hollow (manor) |
Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) | Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop |
Mrs Van Carrot | Slippery Hollow |
My good friend at the post office | Slippery Hollow (post office) |
One and Only Manclef | Slippery Hollow |
Shopkeeper Bunch | Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store) |
The Magistrate
|
Slippery Hollow (courthouse) |
Young Bran | Slippery Hollow |
A maitre d' | Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat |
Fleppo | Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop |
Isobel Kingdom | Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers |
71-hour Ahmed | Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi) |
Temple Guardian (templeguard) | Temple of Soyin
|
Fione mac Feegle | Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows) |
Abe | A town, Uberwald (Unnamed town, graveyard) |
Innkeeper | The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town, Uberwald |
Spiegal | Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe, Uberwald |
Distant land
Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for seeking.

It is usually worth trying to spawn the NPC at their spawn location research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. .
NPC | Location | Spawn Location |
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Boy Willie | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire | Somewhere on Cherry Blossom Road [n,s,e,w]. |
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala | Bes Pelargic | The centre of the Sum Bing street market near some brightly coloured stalls [e,w,n,sw,se]. |
Glod-san | Bes Pelargic | Sixstone's Home Security Emporium [n] off Market Street [n,s,e,w]
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Laggy-san | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire | Unknown - seems to spawn in more than one spot |
Lon Fah Lo[1] | Bes Pelargic | Long Tang Lane, east of a pier [n,s,w]. |
Mad Hamish | Bes Pelargic (always in the red triangle) | The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,nw,u]. |
No Go Wan[1] | Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city | Tap Tong's market bar [e]. |
Quisoda | Bes Pelargic | The middle of Bridge Street [n,s]. (3 s of Confetti Lane) |
Ruto of Fish | Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck | A lounge in sunken ship [ne] |
Ryattenoki | Bes Pelargic, or following players around | The southwest corner of fish markets [e,ne,s]. |
Shi Do Gai | Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk | The public fishing area of Tuna Walk [w,ne]. (1 s of Su Shi) |
Lap-lip | Djelibeybi | Sickle Street at the junction with Phoenix Road [s,ne]. |
Lip-phon Lap-top | Djelibeybi | The Road of the Sun [s,n]. (1 s of intersection with Scarab Walk) |
Mihk-gran-bohp | Djelibeybi | The junction of the Avenue of the Pharaohs, Market Street and Phoenix Road [n,s,e,w,se,sw]. |
Phos-phor | Djelibeybi (moves around very quickly) | |
Very Reverend Khepresh | Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players) | The high altar [s,sw]. (He moves 1 sw very soon after spawning) |
Yclept | Djelibeybi (in the park) | |
Tuffy | Escrow | Northwestern corner of the town square [n,s,e,se]. |
Casanunda | Genua | Appears to be random research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. |
Greig Schwitz | Genua | Appears to be random research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. |
Noobie | Genua | Appears to be random research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. |
Tfat Chick[1] | Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned) | Appears to be random research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. |
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah
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Klatch, Oasis | A bread and water cafeteria [out]. |
Miss Pennie Laced | Ohulan Cutash | The northeastern corner of the market [n,s,e,w,sw,enter stall]. |
Berti Boggis | Skund Forest, Pekan Ford | A locksmith's workshop [s]. |
The Proprietor | Counterweight Continent, A ferry shop (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands) | The front of a ferry shop [d,e]. or The front of a ferry shop [d,s]. |
Difficult customers
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.
Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.
NPC | Location |
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Triad Boss | Bes Pelargic, Medina |
The Grflx | Skund Forest, Large cave |
Vyrt | Ephebe
Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw]. |
Avalanche Preventore | Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon) |
The Librarian | Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space) |
Smuggler captain | Ephebe underground |
Queen Shelox | Gloomy Forest |
The Clown (Ha'pennywise) | Genua Sewers |
Ice giants | The Hub
Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums. |
T-shop proprietor | The Travelling shop |
Bug | Ramtops |
Thursday | A Deserted Island (Thursday's Island) |
Hotan Hwoar Ni | Bes Pelargic, Sum Bing, The Snail, Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours |
Security guards | Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank |
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Sometimes there is more than one NPC with the same seeking name, such as No Go Wan, Lon Fah Lo, and Tfat Chick. In these cases, another NPC with the same name might be targeted instead or you will not be able to see the one you want at all. It is possible to kill the other seek targets to force the one you want to be seekable, but this is often difficult. It is not possible to tell if the NPC you are looking for is alive, dead and unspawnable, or dead and spawnable when this happens.