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Revision as of 23:40, 18 December 2019

Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow
This page is about a source of missions / jobs.

The job

To see what the kind of letters there are, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office. You don't need to offer your help to start a job, you can pick a type of letter directly.

You will be given a choice of difficulties:

Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land.  Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.


If you do two delivery missions of the same level of difficulty back to back, the xp reward is halved for the second one and then halved again if you do another, etc. This resets to the full xp reward one hour after the most recent delivery mission of that difficulty level.

Type Time to deliver Exp reward Monetary reward
(varies a bit between currencies)
local 15 minutes 8000 &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 Stationary npc in Ankh-Morpork.
close by 30 minutes 16000 &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 Npcs in the Sto Plains, some move around.
far away 1 hour 36000 &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20, &&&&&&&&&&&+7000 DjToon 35.00, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 15Rh, &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 LC 4|2|-, &&&&&&&&&&&+7500 2,5,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de, &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 3 dr Mostly stationary npcs (or that don't move far) all around the Disc
distant land 3 hours 64000 &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32, &&&&&&&&&&+13000 DjToon 65.00, &&&&&&&&&&+12000 25Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+12816 LC 7|5|-, &&&&&&&&&&+12900 4,3,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de Short list of npcs that all move around. You can fly to most of them.
difficult customers 2 days 88000 &&&&&&&&&&+18000 A$45, &&&&&&&&&&+16800 35Rh, &&&&&&&&&&+18000 6,0,0Gf, &&&&&&&&&&+19200 2M Warning: it could be dangerous! Bring one or more blue crystal rings to get away.


Times listed above are in the Disc temporal reality.

The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.

If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.

If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.

If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.


Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.

NPC Location
Ada Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway
Alfred Musqrat Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street, Paint Shop
Anita Hurpley Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes
Apold Blorkman Ankh-Morpork, West Ankh Ferry
Archemedies Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
Argule Wibbley Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop
Arlof Eetmmot Ankh-Morpork, Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery
Barry Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour
Benno Lacoste Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Wine Warehouse
Bernita Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop
Bertha Ankh-Morpork, God Street
Bligh Earcrusher Ankh-Morpork, Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop
Brother David Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, The house of rest and safety
Cadmium Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
Constable Dorfl Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Swires Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Visit Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Cubert Eiche Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate
Cutta Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Pony Parts
Cynthia Potts Ankh-Morpork, Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way
Dagmar Schmet Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
Danlin Ankh-Morpork, Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern
Darren Spangler Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Emporium
Derek Wadley Ankh-Morpork, Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop
Dhraz Shaftrubble Ankh-Morpork, Iron Helmet
Dimitris Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies
Dogbottler Ankh-Morpork, Short Street
Doss Chiderdoss Ankh-Morpork, Street of the Alchemists
Drakko Ankh-Morpork, Salt Shaker, Flat 2
Edward Scrooge Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
Ella Montigue Ankh-Morpork, Dolly Sisters,
Emmaline Lamb Ankh-Morpork, Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets
Fat Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house
Felicity Hopkinson Ankh-Morpork, Whirglig Alley, Dwarf Bread Museum
Flyn Skint Ankh-Morpork, The Waterfront, Flyn's Place
Fred Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop
Fred Sylver Ankh-Morpork, Washer Way, Sylver's
Geoffrey Ankh-Morpork, God Street (in Bertha's House)
Georgio Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
Geremiah Codger Ankh-Morpork, Widdershins Broadway
Gerry Watkins Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street
Gimlet Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
Gladys Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Bob's Fish Shoppe
Gore Batchev Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Gunther Ankh-Morpork, Market Street, Costlee Coffee
Gwawr Clwyd Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Tannery
Halley Toomer Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers
Ham Burgner Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
Harmony Stardancer Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe
Harold Cobbler Ankh-Morpork, 1_ Elm Street (western end)
Henufi Icta Ankh-Morpork, The Soake, The Laughing Falafel
Hibiscus Dunelm Ankh-Morpork, The Mended Drum, Filigree Street
Hurple Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop
Hwel Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, The Dysk
Inga Ankh-Morpork, The Pain in the Neck
Ixolite Ankh-Morpork, Fresh Start Club, Elm Street
Not always there - possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room.
Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Jack Banks Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Starbanks
John Tetzel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences
Kenneth Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
Kurr Ency Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
Lady Timatis Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment)
Lilith Z. Dharienne Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Karma 'R' Us
Liona Keeble Ankh-Morpork, Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop
Little Jimmy Ankh-Morpork, Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate)
Luciano Flabbarotti Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Madame Gumble Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
Manuel Fawlty Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
Mardi Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Craf__Co_r_, Masqueparade
Maria Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Poster Shop
Marvin Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers
Master Nimbledrit Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment
Miss Ha'penny Ankh-Morpork, Speedwell Street
Mo Astor Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
Monsieur Rosset Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon
Mr Cranwell Ankh-Morpork, The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers
Mr Cropper The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods, Ankh-Morpork
Mr Graves Ankh Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants
Mr Lumiere Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
Mr. Manson Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary
Mr. Stronginthearm Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith
Mr. Scoonwinkle Ankh-Morpork, Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store
Mr Vitiolo Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
Mrs Corduroy Ankh-Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals
Mrs. Armitage Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
Mr. Goodmountain Ankh-Morpork, Gleam Street, busy printing room
Mrs. Confectionairre Ankh-Morpork, Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre
Mrs. Dodger Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Mrs Green Ankh-Morpork, Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop
Mrs Vera Johannes Ankh-Morpork, Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies
Ms Estible Ankh-Morpork, The Willows, The Head of the Table
Murgatroyd Listey Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop
Nese Stenzelle Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor
Old Bob Ankh-Morpork, The Flintwick Building
Old Crumble Ankh-Morpork, The Bucket
Olson Ankh-Morpork, Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop
Onna Hitokui Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
Patrice Le Clair Ankh-Morpork, The Goose Gate (market stall)
Pierre Grepe Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Vino pour la Femme et le Homme
Placido Flamingo Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Ptom Psmith Ankh-Morpork, East Ankh Ferry,
Rattigan Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, rat infested house
Rebecca Palm Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing
Reg Shoe Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, The Fresh Start Club
Renee Palm Ankh-Morpork, Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets
Rinaldo Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar
Roffle Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway (wanders)
Sa__haro_e Ankh-Morpork
Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
Scheda Carte Ankh-Morpork, Attic Bee Street, Card Shop
Septa DeBlano Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
Sergeant Littlebottom Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House
Seymour Convecks Ankh-Morpork, Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's
Shapaya Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
Shmata Ankh-Morpork, Misbegot Bridge
Sol Ankh-Morpork, Thieves' Guild
Spanky Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
Starspirit Moonfire Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Krazzander's Magik Shoppe
Stren Withel Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Mended Drum
Thom Crooze Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None
Thomas Eddiessonson Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, The Forge
Time Wemple Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated
Too Bath Salts Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
Trioll Negurney Ankh-Morpork, Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe
Turan Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery
Urotho Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Pitt
Veebeel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
Wiley Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
Wun Phul Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
Yortuk Festrunk Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Festrunk Brothers


Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and often move.

NPC Location
Arnold Sideways Ankh-Morpork
Captain Carrot Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Coffin Henry Ankh-Morpork
Cripple Wa[1] Ankh-Morpork, Fish Dock
Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler
  • Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
Duck Man Ankh-Morpork
Foul Ole Ron[1]
  • Scrying Ron shows "Elusive Ron". To find Foul Ole Ron try scrying Arnold Sideways or Duckman.
Francis with his ukulele of pain Ankh-Morpork
Gok'wan Ankh-Morpork
Gritjaw Thighsplitter Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District
Hobbling Tim Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street
Hoff Buchannon Ankh-Morpork
Jocasta Wiggs Ankh-Morpork
Jolene Ankh-Morpork
Kodattai Ankh-Morpork, The Cattle District
Lewis Wyatt Ankh-Morpork, near Weaver Street
Louis Bingham Ankh-Morpork
Maple Bede Ankh-Morpork
Maude Scowd Ankh-Morpork
Mellie Thistlewhistle Ankh-Morpork
Mr Glodson Ankh-Morpork
Mr Pin Ankh-Morpork
Mr Tulip Ankh-Morpork
Mrs. Cosmopilite Holy Wood
Neelie Awkside Ankh-Morpork
Nobby Nobs
  • Nobby Nobbs
Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Old Wilfred Ankh-Morpork
Prodo Laggins Ankh-Morpork
Ronnie Soak Ankh-Morpork
Sacharissa Cripslock Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Salan Feiht Ankh-Morpork
Sergeant Colon Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Shopkeeper Nowhere
Sneed Finkman Ankh-Morpork
Squinty Jeb Sto Plains, A Hut
The LAG Ankh-Morpork
The Weasel Ankh-Morpork
Tneduts Ankh-Morpork, On a Pub Crawl
Alberto Malich
  • Albert
Death's Domain
Aloysius Habenpfeifer Hillshire, Tobacco Shop
Ruby Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
Director Holy Wood, Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures
I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him
  • gnarled old man
Sue Pekan Pekan Ford, Village Store
Tom Pekan Pekan Ford, Village Pub
Carlton Desric Scrogden
Hughoc Gatewood Scrogden
Hamesh Sheepridge
Valentino Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
Findel Nordelsson Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market
Gerard de Wendelle Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop
Gerti Kotzbeck Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop
Holly Cloverfield Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop
Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
Madam Miliena Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe
Master Gildworthy Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
Miss Armitage Sto Lat, Queens Road
Miss Wylde Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Sto Lat, Queens Road
Mysteria della Noctis Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium
Nils Beerman Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store
Omar Amahl Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop
Oncle Hamash Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
Paul Zombo Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
Peter Periwinkle Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop
Tneduts Ankh-Morpork, On A Pub Crawl
Tony Robinson Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar
Quinbury Soames Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop
Ragman Sto Lat, Grave's Hope
The Proprietor
  • blacksmith
Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers

Far away

Far away NPCs are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Cern Smith Bad Ass
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass (Witches' Guild)
Gulta Smith Bad Ass
Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge
Jaims Smith Bad Ass
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge
Martha Headlock Bad Ass, Village Shop
Mrs Smith Bad Ass
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian camp
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
Emile Bois, pub
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
Granville Brass Neck, Village Shop
Virgo Vango Brass Neck (Portrait Shop)
The Proprietor
  • shopkeeping native
Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
  • The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl Calh-Nhad
Dia Shale Creel Springs
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs
DEATH Death's realm
  • (No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.)
Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild
Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop
Master Bibh-Lat Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith
Merk Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
Ptik-ptak-ptoe Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop
Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard
Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour
Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid
Fis'n-tsips Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn
One of them Dibblers with a long name
  • May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah
Djelibeybi Harbour
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Street
Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank)
Endos the Listener Ephebe, Antithesis Lane
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel
Master Zosimos Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
  • Zosimos' Wine Shop
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Souvlakios Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road
The owner Ephebe, Market Taverna
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna
Clara Escrow (Candle Cave)
Ema Nymton Escrow (fair grounds)
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way)
SMOH Dybbler Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop)
Trau Mirnicht Escrow (fair)
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way)
A generic Charre Bux employee Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House
Ayna Genua, Thee Magick Boxe
Blloddwyn Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street
David Leatherman Genua, Marketplace
Edna Scum Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand
Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks
Hotel Reception Genua, Hotel
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk
Mr Ray Genua, Tacticus Academy
Mr Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
Mrs Gogol Genua, Marketplace
Sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk
Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie
Talula Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys)
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
The tipster
  • Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis
  • Billy 'the baker' Vanilla
  • Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia
  • Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn
  • Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice
  • Luca 'the beard' DeBois
  • Luca 'the joker' DeBois
  • Michael 'the moose' Casella
  • Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia
  • Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia
  • Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo
  • Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana
Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks
Private Inside Leg Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent
Monster Lancre Pool
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house
Embezile Thatcher Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge
giant leader land of the giants
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond)
Nicholas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat
Our Wullie Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Suhm-wil-deih Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis)
Vic Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery
Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle
My poor kidnapped daughter
  • beautiful female captive
Ramtops, Bandit camp (very dangerous)
Allen Kingfisher Ramtops, Blackglass, Blackglass smithy
Abbot Lobsang Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
Asap (Brother Asap) Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)
Brother Hotpot Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
Morchella Esculenta Ramtops, Blackglass
Sister Bi-Bi Effenne Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)
Sister Ti-Ti Effenne Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)
Heinz Blauhimmel Razorback, village shop
Lichtenstein Razorback, The Inn
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop
Cleetus Patterson Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies
Granma Muckloe Slice
Peggy Little Slice
Ann Celeria Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w)
Doctor Lancreman Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s)
Hardenfast Slippery Hollow (courthouse)
Honest Dachshund
  • Frank Doberman
Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern
Irkabod Stork Slippery Hollow (manor)
Kortina Van Dryver
  • Miss Van Dryer
Slippery Hollow (manor)
Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop
Mrs Van Carrot Slippery Hollow
My good friend at the post office Slippery Hollow (post office)
One and Only Manclef Slippery Hollow
Shopkeeper Bunch Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store)
The Magistrate
  • Magistrate Flathead
Slippery Hollow (courthouse)
Young Bran Slippery Hollow
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
Temple Guardian (templeguard) Temple of Soyin
  • Warning: Watch out for auto-attacking yetis!
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
Abe A town, Uberwald (Unnamed town, graveyard)
Innkeeper The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town, Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe, Uberwald

Distant land

Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for seeking.

Warning.png WARNING: See the note[1] about some NPCs being masked by others with the same seeking name.

It is usually worth trying to spawn the NPC at their spawn location  research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. .

NPC Location Spawn Location
Boy Willie Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire Somewhere on Cherry Blossom Road [n,s,e,w].
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala Bes Pelargic The centre of the Sum Bing street market near some brightly coloured stalls [e,w,n,sw,se].
Glod-san Bes Pelargic Sixstone's Home Security Emporium [n] off Market Street [n,s,e,w]
Laggy-san Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire Unknown - seems to spawn in more than one spot
Lon Fah Lo[1] Bes Pelargic Long Tang Lane, east of a pier [n,s,w].
Mad Hamish Bes Pelargic (always in the red triangle) The Tuna Walk commercial area [e,nw,u].
No Go Wan[1] Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city Tap Tong's market bar [e].
Quisoda Bes Pelargic The middle of Bridge Street [n,s]. (3 s of Confetti Lane)
Ruto of Fish Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck A lounge in sunken ship [ne]
Ryattenoki Bes Pelargic, or following players around The southwest corner of fish markets [e,ne,s].
Shi Do Gai Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk The public fishing area of Tuna Walk [w,ne]. (1 s of Su Shi)
Lap-lip Djelibeybi Sickle Street at the junction with Phoenix Road [s,ne].
Lip-phon Lap-top Djelibeybi The Road of the Sun [s,n]. (1 s of intersection with Scarab Walk)
Mihk-gran-bohp Djelibeybi The junction of the Avenue of the Pharaohs, Market Street and Phoenix Road [n,s,e,w,se,sw].
Phos-phor Djelibeybi (moves around very quickly)
Very Reverend Khepresh Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players) The high altar [s,sw]. (He moves 1 sw very soon after spawning)
Yclept Djelibeybi (in the park)
Tuffy Escrow Northwestern corner of the town square [n,s,e,se].
Casanunda Genua Appears to be random   research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 
Greig Schwitz Genua Appears to be random   research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 
Noobie Genua Appears to be random   research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 
Tfat Chick[1] Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned) Appears to be random   research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah
  • Mr CMOHO Dhblah
Klatch, Oasis A bread and water cafeteria [out].
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan Cutash The northeastern corner of the market [n,s,e,w,sw,enter stall].
Berti Boggis Skund Forest, Pekan Ford A locksmith's workshop [s].
The Proprietor Counterweight Continent, A ferry shop (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands) The front of a ferry shop [d,e]. or The front of a ferry shop [d,s].

Difficult customers

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.

Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.

NPC Location
Triad Boss Bes Pelargic, Medina
The Grflx Skund Forest, Large cave
Vyrt Ephebe

Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].

Avalanche Preventore Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox Gloomy Forest
The Clown (Ha'pennywise) Genua Sewers
Ice giants The Hub

Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.

T-shop proprietor The Travelling shop
Bug Ramtops
Thursday A Deserted Island (Thursday's Island)
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic, Sum Bing, The Snail, Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours
Security guards Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank


  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Sometimes there is more than one NPC with the same seeking name, such as No Go Wan, Lon Fah Lo, and Tfat Chick. In these cases, another NPC with the same name might be targeted instead or you will not be able to see the one you want at all. It is possible to kill the other seek targets to force the one you want to be seekable, but this is often difficult. It is not possible to tell if the NPC you are looking for is alive, dead and unspawnable, or dead and spawnable when this happens.