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Revision as of 04:15, 8 May 2015

This page is about a source of missions / jobs.

Start the job

To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.

You will be given a choice of difficulties:

Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land.  Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.

Rewards

  • 'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 in money.
  • 'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 in money.
  • 'Far away' has 3 hours and 20 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20.00 in money.
  • 'Distant land' has 10 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32.00 in money.
  • 'Difficult customers' has 6 days and 16 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+36000 A$90.00 in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!

Notes

Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.

Local

Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.

NPC Location
Mrs. Armitage Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
Mrs. Dodger Ankh-Morpork, Isle of the Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Manuel Fawlty Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
Murgatroyd Listey Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop
Rinaldo Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar
Shapaya Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
Master Nimbledrit Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment
Mr Vitiolo Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
Veebeel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
Too Bath Salts Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
Mo Astor Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Ham Burgner Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
Madame Gumble Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
Luciano Flabbarotti Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Kurr Ency Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
Wiley Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
Spanky Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House

Close-by

Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and usually move.

NPC Location
Arnold Sideways Ankh-Morpork
Duck Man Ankh-Morpork
Francis with his ukulele of pain Ankh-Morpork
Gok'wan Ankh-Morpork
Gritjaw Thighsplitter Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District
Hobbling Tim Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street
Mellie Thistlewhistle Ankh-Morpork
Mr Pin Ankh-Morpork
Mr Tulip Ankh-Morpork
Neelie Awkside Ankh-Morpork
Sergeant Colon Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Alberto Malich Death's Domain
Ruby Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
Sue Pekan Pekan Ford, Country Store
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Queens Road, Sto Lat
Hughoc Gatewood Scrogden
Valentino Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
Oncle Hamash Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
Paul Zombo Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
Quinbury Soames Sto Lat, Qurim Street, Stationer's Shop

Far away

Far away NPCs are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Cern Smith Bad Ass
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass
Gulta Smith Bad Ass
Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge
Jaims Smith Bad Ass
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge
Martha Headlock Bad Ass
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian camp
Allen Kingfisher Blackglass
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
Emile Bois, pub
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
Virgo Vango Brass Neck
Granville Brass Neck, Village Shop
The Proprietor Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
Dia Shale Creel Springs
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs
Death Death's realm
Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild
Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, A Queen Ptraci furniture shop
Master Bibh-Lat Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
Pugh Aglieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Guards
Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen
Yclept Djelibeybi, Pharao's Park
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour
Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour
Fis'n-tsips Djelibeybi Harbour
One of them dibbler with the ?
(May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah)
Djelibeybi Harbour
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Road
Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel
Master Zosimos Ephebe, Zosimos Wine Shop
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Souvlakios Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road
The owner Ephebe, Market tavern
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna
Clara Escrow, chandelers' shop
Ema Nymton Escrow, fair
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way
SMOH Dybbler Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop
Trau Mirnicht Escrow, fair
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way
A generic Charre Bux employee Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House
Ayna Genua, The Magick Boxe
Blloddwyn Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu'
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks
David Leatherman Genua, Marketplace
Edna Scum Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks
Hotel Receptionist Genua, Hotel
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk
Mr Ra Genua, Tacticus Academy
Mr. Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie
Talula Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys
The Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
The sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk
The tipster Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks
Private Inside Leg Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge
giant leader land of the giants
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
Nicholas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond)
Our Wullie Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Sumh-wil-deih Oasis
Vic Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery
Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle
Abbot Lobsang Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
Asap Ramtops, Monks of Cool
Bi-Bi Effene Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
Brother ASAP Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
Lichtenstein Razorback
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop
Cleetus Patterson Slice, General shop
Granma Muckloe Slice
Peggy Little Slice
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
Temple Guardian Temple of Soyin
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
Abe Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald
Innkeeper Unnamed town, Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Uberwald

Distant land

Distant land NPC all move.

NPC Location
Boy Willie Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala Bes Pelargic
Glod-san Bes Pelargic
Laggy-san Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
Lon Fah Lo Bes Pelargic
Mad Hamish Bes Pelargic
No Go Wan Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city
Quisoda Bes Pelargic
Ruto of Fish Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
Ryattenoki Bes Pelargic
Shi Do Gai Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dibl Calh-Nhad
Lip-phon Lap-top Djelibeybi
Mihk-Gran-Bohp Djelibeybi
Phos-phor Djelibeybi
Very Reverend Khepresh Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)
Tuffy Escrow
Casanunda Genua
Greig Schwitz Genua
Noobie Genua
Tfat Chick Genua (but cannot be scried)
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah (Mr CMOHO Dhblah) Oasis
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan Cutash
The proprietor The ferry shop, Counterweight Continent (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands)
Berti Boggis Skund Forest, Pekan Ford

Difficult customers

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach

NPC Location
The Grflx Queen Grflx Caves
Vyrt Ephebe
Avalanche Preventore Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox Gloomy Forest
The Clown (Ha'pennywise) Genua Sewers
Ice giants The Hub
T-shop proprietor Travelling shop
Thursday Thursday's Island
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic, Snail
Security guards Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank