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Revision as of 16:46, 13 February 2015

This page is about a source of missions / jobs.

Start the job

To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.

You will be given a choice of difficulties:

Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land.  Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.

Rewards

  • 'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 in money.
  • 'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 in money.
  • 'Far away' has 3 hours and 20 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20.00 in money.
  • 'Distant land' has 10 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32.00 in money.
  • 'Difficult customers' has 6 days and 16 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+36000 A$90.00 in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!

Notes

Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.

Local

NPC Location
Mrs. Armitage Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
Mrs. Dodger Ankh-Morpork, Isle of the Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Manuel Fawlty Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
Murgatroyd Listey Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop
Rinaldo Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar
Shapaya Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
Master Nimbledrit Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment
Mr Vitiolo Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
Veebeel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
Too Bath Salts Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
Mo Astor Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Ham Burgner Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
Madame Gumble Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
Luciano Flabbarotti Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Kurr Ency Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
Wiley Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
Spanky Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House

Close-by

Far away NPC are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Duck Man Ankh-Morpork
Gritjaw Thighsplitter Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District
Hobbling Tim Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Queens Road, Sto Lat
Paul Zombo Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
Mellie Thistlewhistle Ankh-Morpork
Quinbury Soames Sto Lat, Qurim Street, Stationer's Shop
Arnold Sideways Ankh-Morpork
Sergeant Colon Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Valentino Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
Sue Pekan Pekan Ford, Country Store
Mr Tulip Ankh-Morpork
Gok'wan Ankh-Morpork
Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
Alberto Malich Death's Domain
Ruby Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
Francis with his ukulele of pain Ankh-Morpork
Mr Pin Ankh-Morpork

Far away

Far away NPC are generally stationary.

NPC Location
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour
One of them dibbler with the ?
(May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah)
Djelibeybi Harbour
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Guards
Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild
Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, A Queen Ptraci furniture shop
Pugh Aglieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
Brother ASAP Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
Bi-Bi Effene Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
Abbot Lobsang Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
Master Bibh-Lat Djeliybeby, Phoenix Road
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
Vic Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery
Berti Boggis Skund Forest, forn in Pekan Ford
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town
Temple Guardian Temple of Soyin
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass
Gulta Smith Bad Ass
Jaims Smith Bad Ass
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge
Martha Headlock Bad Ass
Cleetus Patterson Slice, General shop
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond)
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
Virgo Vango Brass Neck
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs
Dia Shale Creel Springs
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way
Allen Kingfisher Blackglass
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
Ema Nymton Escrow, fair
Trau Mirnicht Escrow, fair
SMOH Dybbler Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop
Clara Escrow, chandelers' shop
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers
Edna Scum Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House
Hotel Receptionist Genua, Hotel
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks
Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk
Mr. Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
Talula Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys
Mr Ra Genua, Tacticus Academy
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks
The sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk
The Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
Peggy Little Slice
Nicolas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback
Lichtenstein Razorback
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
Innkeeper Unnamed town, Uberwald
Abe Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Uberwald
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian camp
Death Death's realm
Granma Muckloe Slice
Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna
Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
Master Zosimos Ephebe, Zosimos Wine Shop
Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane
Emile Bois, pub
The owner Ephebe, Market tavern
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
Sumh-wil-deih Oasis
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Road
The Proprietor Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen
Cern Smith Bad Ass
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop
Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle
Asap Ramtops, Monks of Cool
Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge
Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley
Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie

Distant land

Distant land NPC all move.

NPC Location
Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah (Mr CMOHO Dhblah) Oasis
Tuffy Escrow
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan Cutash
Ryattenoki Bes Pelargic
Phos-Phor Djelibeybi
Lip-phon Lap-top Djelibeybi
Mihk-Gran-Bohp Djelibeybi
Noobie Genua
The proprietor The ferry shop, Counterweight Continent (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk)
Lon Fah Lo Bes Pelargic
Mad Hamish Bes Pelargic
Boy Willie Bes Pelargic
Quisoda Bes Pelargic
No Go Wan Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city
Shi Do Gai Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk
Laggy-san Bes Pelargic
Glod-san Bes Pelargic
Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala Bes Pelargic
Ruto of Fish Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dibl Calh-Nhad
Vyrt Ephebe (note: invisible/hidden, but accepts deliveries normally)
Very Reverend Khepresh Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)
Greig Schwitz Genua
Casanunda Genua
Tfat Chick Genua (but cannot be scried)

Difficult customers

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach

NPC Location
The Grflx Queen Grflx Caves
Avalanche Preventore Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox Gloomy Forest
Ice giants The Hub
T-shop proprietor Travelling shop
Thursday Thursday's Island
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic, Snail
Security guards Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank