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Revision as of 18:34, 2 August 2015
- This page is about a source of missions / jobs.
Contents
Start the job
To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.
You will be given a choice of difficulties:
Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want? I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land. Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.
Rewards
- 'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 A$4.00 in money.
- 'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+3200 A$8.00 in money.
- 'Far away' has 3 hours and 20 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 A$20.00 in money.
- 'Distant land' has 10 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+12800 A$32.00 in money.
- 'Difficult customers' has 6 days and 16 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and &&&&&&&&&&+36000 A$90.00 in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!
Notes
Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.
Local
Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.
| NPC | Location |
|---|---|
| Mrs. Armitage | Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop |
| Mrs. Dodger | Ankh-Morpork, Isle of the Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House |
| Manuel Fawlty | Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens |
| Murgatroyd Listey | Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop |
| Rinaldo | Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar |
| Shapaya | Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair |
| Master Nimbledrit | Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment |
| Mr Vitiolo | Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop |
| Veebeel | Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth |
| Too Bath Salts | Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House |
| Mo Astor | Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz |
| Jacinthe Bockxse | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps |
| Ham Burgner | Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul |
| Madame Gumble | Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery |
| Sandra | Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights |
| Luciano Flabbarotti | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back |
| Kurr Ency | Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner |
| Wiley Woonsocket | Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen |
| Spanky | Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer |
| Sergeant Skyler | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House |
| Monsieur Rosset | Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard ,Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon |
| Ella Montigue | Ankh-Morpork, Dolly Sisters, |
Close-by
Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and usually move.
| NPC | Location |
|---|---|
| Arnold Sideways | Ankh-Morpork |
| Duck Man | Ankh-Morpork |
| Francis with his ukulele of pain | Ankh-Morpork |
| Gok'wan | Ankh-Morpork |
| Gritjaw Thighsplitter | Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District |
| Hobbling Tim | Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street |
| Mellie Thistlewhistle | Ankh-Morpork |
| Mr Pin | Ankh-Morpork |
| Mr Tulip | Ankh-Morpork |
| Neelie Awkside | Ankh-Morpork |
| Sergeant Colon | Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
| Alberto Malich | Death's Domain |
| Ruby | Holy Wood, The Blue Lias |
| Sue Pekan | Pekan Ford, Country Store |
| Mrs Willikins-Boydle | Queens Road, Sto Lat |
| Hughoc Gatewood | Scrogden |
| Valentino | Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall |
| Jack Straw | Sto Lat, Garlic Grove |
| Oncle Hamash | Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop |
| Paul Zombo | Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room |
| Quinbury Soames | Sto Lat, Qurim Street, Stationer's Shop |
| The Proprietor (blacksmith) | Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy |
Far away
Far away NPCs are generally stationary.
| NPC | Location |
|---|---|
| Cern Smith | Bad Ass |
| Granny Weatherwax | Bad Ass |
| Gulta Smith | Bad Ass |
| Hanlo Shepston | Bad Ass, The Forge |
| Jaims Smith | Bad Ass |
| Mrs Smith | Bad Ass |
| Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg | Bad Ass, Forge |
| Martha Headlock | Bad Ass |
| Cohen the Barbarian | Barbarian camp |
| Allen Kingfisher | Blackglass |
| Morchella Esculenta | Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop |
| Emile | Bois, pub |
| Fern Golly | Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall |
| Virgo Vango | Brass Neck |
| Granville | Brass Neck, Village Shop |
| The Proprietor | Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop |
| Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dibl | Calh-Nhad |
| Dia Shale | Creel Springs |
| Esther Elderbury | Creel Springs |
| Death | Death's realm |
| Dil the Embalmer | Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild |
| Khip-en-dahl | Djelibeybi, A Queen Ptraci furniture shop |
| Master Bibh-Lat | Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road |
| Ptep-ptip-ptop | Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road |
| Ptik-ptak-ptoe | Djelibybi, Hourglass shop |
| Pugh Alighieri | Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop |
| Teh-takk-eht | Djelibeybi, Temple street |
| Toohumi | Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations |
| Ug Ogg | Djelibeybi, Guards |
| Wan-tew-iit | Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen |
| Yclept | Djelibeybi, Pharao's Park |
| Arms trader | Djelibeybi Harbour |
| Awaiting-Rain | Djelibeybi Harbour |
| Captain Ptargos | Djelibeybi Harbour |
| Fis'n-tsips | Djelibeybi Harbour |
| One of them dibbler with the ? (May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah) |
Djelibeybi Harbour |
| Abraxas | Ephebe, Rational Road |
| Ania | Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club |
| Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist | Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway |
| Aurinax | Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop |
| Betty | Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom |
| Endos the Listener | Ephebe, Antithesis Lane |
| Kakia | Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club |
| Klepton | Ephebe, Ponder Alley |
| Maintenance man | Ephebe, Citadel |
| Master Zosimos | Ephebe, Zosimos Wine Shop |
| Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist | Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway |
| Souvlakios | Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road |
| The owner | Ephebe, Market Taverna |
| Xenophobios | Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna |
| Clara | Escrow, chandelers' shop |
| Ema Nymton | Escrow, fair |
| Ivor von Kaeyya | Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way |
| SMOH Dybbler | Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop |
| Trau Mirnicht | Escrow, fair |
| Verkauft Keinfleisch | Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way |
| A generic Charre Bux employee | Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House |
| Ayna | Genua, The Magick Boxe |
| Blloddwyn | Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' |
| Brittnee | Genua, Savannah Road |
| Captain Merreaux Vingian | Genua, Musketeers |
| Cogsworth | Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks |
| David Leatherman | Genua, Marketplace |
| Edna Scum | Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar |
| Fredd S'Vage | Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand |
| Harbour mistress | Genua, underground docks |
| Hotel Receptionist | Genua, Hotel |
| Jolly Roger | Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop |
| Mamie Olivia | Genua, Dead Man's Walk |
| Mr Ra | Genua, Tacticus Academy |
| Mr. Myrtle | Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths |
| Mrs. Gogol | Genua, Marketplace |
| Spritz Peltanque | Genua, The Resting Zombie |
| Talula | Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys |
| The Harbour Master | Genua, Office near docks |
| The shopkeeper | Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue |
| The sno-ball vendor | Genua, Lovers' Walk |
| The tipster | Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar |
| Thom Cru'ez | Genua, Barracks |
| Watch clerk | Genua, Watch House |
| Wounded soldier | Genua, Barracks |
| Private Inside Leg | Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent |
| Bestiality Carter | Lancre Town |
| Brother Turbil | Lancre Town, lodging house |
| J. Ogg | Lancre Town, forge |
| giant leader | land of the giants |
| Len | Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop |
| Nicholas Winston | Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets |
| Serb Unglish | Mad Stoat |
| Sharn Unglish | Mad Stoat |
| Maggie | Mad Stoat (beside pond) |
| Our Wullie | Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head |
| Stephan | Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers |
| Young Steven | Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head |
| Suhm-wil-deih | Oasis |
| Vic | Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery |
| Twoflower the tourist | Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle |
| Abbot Lobsang | Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple |
| Brother Hotpot | Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple |
| Asap | Ramtops, Monks of Cool |
| Bi-Bi Effene | Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple |
| Brother ASAP | Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple |
| Heinz Blauhimmel | Razorback, village shop |
| Lichtenstein | Razorback |
| Mad Gammer Nudity | Razorback |
| Candice Little | Slice, Quilter shop |
| Cleetus Patterson | Slice, General shop |
| Granma Muckloe | Slice |
| Peggy Little | Slice |
| A maitre d' | Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat |
| Fleppo | Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop |
| Isobel Kingdom | Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers |
| 71-hour Ahmed | Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi) |
| Temple Guardian | Temple of Soyin |
| Fione mac Feegle | Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows) |
| Abe | Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald |
| Innkeeper | Unnamed town, Uberwald |
| Spiegal | Unnamed town, Uberwald |
Distant land
Distant land NPC all move.
| NPC | Location |
|---|---|
| Boy Willie | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire |
| Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala | Bes Pelargic |
| Glod-san | Bes Pelargic |
| Laggy-san | Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire |
| Lon Fah Lo | Bes Pelargic |
| Mad Hamish | Bes Pelargic |
| No Go Wan | Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city |
| Quisoda | Bes Pelargic |
| Ruto of Fish | Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck |
| Ryattenoki | Bes Pelargic |
| Shi Do Gai | Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk |
| Lip-phon Lap-top | Djelibeybi |
| Mihk-Gran-Bohp | Djelibeybi |
| Phos-phor | Djelibeybi |
| Very Reverend Khepresh | Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players) |
| Yclept | Djelibeybi |
| Tuffy | Escrow |
| Casanunda | Genua |
| Greig Schwitz | Genua |
| Noobie | Genua |
| Tfat Chick | Genua (but cannot be scried) |
| Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah (Mr CMOHO Dhblah) | Oasis |
| Miss Pennie Laced | Ohulan Cutash |
| Berti Boggis | Skund Forest, Pekan Ford |
| The proprietor | The ferry shop, Counterweight Continent (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands) |
Difficult customers
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach
| NPC | Location |
|---|---|
| The Grflx Queen | Grflx Caves |
| Vyrt | Ephebe |
| Avalanche Preventore | Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon) |
| The Librarian | Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space) |
| Smuggler captain | Ephebe underground |
| Queen Shelox | Gloomy Forest |
| The Clown (Ha'pennywise) | Genua Sewers |
| Ice giants | The Hub |
| T-shop proprietor | Travelling shop |
| Thursday | Thursday's Island |
| Hotan Hwoar Ni | Bes Pelargic, Snail |
| Security guards | Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank |
