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[[File:Am postoffice.png|thumb|right|upright=4|Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow|link={{filepath:Am postoffice.png}}]]
 
:''This page is about a source of [[Missions|missions / jobs]].''
 
:''This page is about a source of [[Missions|missions / jobs]].''
  
===Start the job===
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[[Dead letter office jobs]] will have you acting as an unofficial postal employee for the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, delivering letters to citizens near and far (at your discretion).
To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.
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You will be given a choice of difficulties:
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==Notes==
<pre>Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land. Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.</pre>
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*[[Time]]s listed with DW (Discworld) units above are in Roundworld minutes, times listed with RW (RoundWorld) units use earth conventional times. (See <code>options output temporal_reality</code>)
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*The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
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*If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
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*If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
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*You cannot deliver while it is too [[Bright|dark]] for you to see the recipient.
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*If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. '''This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet.''' You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.
  
===Rewards===
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==The Job==
If you do two delivery missions of the same level of difficulty back to back, the xp reward is halved for the second one.
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To see what the kind of letters there are, you can <code>check pigeonholes</code> for a brief list. One can also <code>read pigeonholes</code> for a verbose listing, though it provides no additional information.
*'Local' has 15 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and {{dollars|A$4.00}} in money.
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*'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and {{dollars|A$8.00}} in money.
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*'Far away' has 3 hours and 20 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and {{dollars|A$20.00}} in money.
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*'Distant land' has 10 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and {{dollars|A$32.00}} in money.
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*'Difficult customers' has 6 days and 16 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and {{dollars|A$90.00}} in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!
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===Notes===
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You can pick a type of letter from those listed on the pigeonholes to <code>offer to deliver <letter code></code>, ex. <code>offer to deliver dlc</code>
Times listed above are in the Disc temporal reality.
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The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
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When the addressee is found, you can <code>deliver letter to <npc></code>.
  
If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
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===Inquiring===
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When you take on a mission to deliver a letter with a vague address, or only the city, you can <code>inquire after addressee</code> to find out more information. This is a skill check that uses the relevant [[people.culture]] skill for the area.
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*To succeed reliably you need the [[people.culture]].* skill appropriate to the area and of course people [[gp]] - [[people.points]].
  
If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
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* [[People.culture.ankh-morporkian]]: [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Sto Lat]], [[Genua]]
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* [[People.culture.djelian]]: [[Djelibeybi]]
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* [[People.culture.agatean]]: [[Bes Pelargic]]
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* [[People.culture.ephebian]]: [[Ephebe]]
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* [[People.culture.lancrastian]]: [[Lancre]]
  
===Local===
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Mission !!colspan="3"|Bonus for odds of success
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|-
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!Range !!~ 0% !!~ 50% !!Nearly always
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|-
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|Vague address ||150 ||? ||193
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|-
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|Only the city ||<202 ||? ||239
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|}
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*Inquiring will tell you the type of npc (actor, monk, etc.) if the letter is not clear on that.
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*The appropriate npcs have the distinctive traits at the end of their description when you look at them.
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*The range to get bearing on the target is around 12-20 rooms away.
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*Most of the time the direction given will be (pure) south if you're not more than 2 east or west from the destination. It seems likely that rooms with opposite directions (say you need to go north and then later south to reach the target) cancel each other.
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*Paths to the target in a straight line with no intersections seem to extend the range somewhat.
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*The furthest range categories are often considerably shorter than the number of rooms in the table. This might be because of some kind of neighbourhood limits.
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Message: <code>that your target</code> !!Meaning
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|-
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|<code>isn't in the neighbourhood</code> ||Beyond detection
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> a while back</code> ||12 to 16+ rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> not too long ago</code> ||9-15 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> recently</code> ||3-8 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted very close by not a moment ago</code> ||0-2 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>met a brutal end</code> ||Target dead
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|-
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|<code>You find the language barrier to be insurmountable</code> ||You need to <code>speak <appropriate language></code> for the area
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|}
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Vague address is easier in several ways:
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*An intersection is indicated.
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*If you are further away than ~17 rooms from the intersection inquire just says you are too far. (This might be fixed neighbourhood boundaries.)
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*The bonus needed is lower than for letters with only the city. (At least before the latest changes, need to confirm.)
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===Deciphering===
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The address of the letters with <code>terrible handwriting</code> has been quite obfuscated.
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*They can be deciphered with the command <code>decipher handwriting on letter</code>.
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*This is a skill check that uses [[crafts.arts.calligraphy]] and costs 40 [[GP]].
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==Rewards==
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{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
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|-
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!Method
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!Abbreviation
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!Mission
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!XP reward
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!Monetary reward
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!Time given
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|-
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|Missing letters
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|[[#DLA: Close by; smudged address|DLA]]
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|Close by; smudged address
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|12800 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$6.50}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Deciphering|Deciphering]]
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|[[#DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting|DLB]]
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|Close by; terrible handwriting
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|25600 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$13}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLC: Close by; vague address|DLC]]
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|Close by; vague address
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|24128 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$12}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLD: Close by; only the city|DLD]]
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|Close by; only the city
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|47823 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$25}}
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|45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
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|-
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|Missing letters
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|[[#DLE: Far away; smudged address|DLE]]
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|Far away; smudged address
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|25600 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$11.25}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Deciphering|Deciphering]]
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|[[#DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting|DLF]]
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|Far away; terrible handwriting
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|27456 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$15}} {{Lmoney|LC 3|2|-}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLG: Far away; vague address|DLG]]
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|Far away; vague address
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|33440 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$18}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLH: Far away; only the city|DLH]]
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|Far away; only the city
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|50064 XP
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|{{Rhinu|21Rh}}
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|45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
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|-
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|Surviving
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|[[#DLI: Difficult customer|DLI]]
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|Difficult customer
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|varies
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|varies
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|200 DW min - 3.33 DW hour / 1 RW hour (Thursday/Librarian)
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|}
  
Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.
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==Close-By==
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The npcs close-by for '''smudged address''' and '''terrible handwriting''' should be in the following table. If not please add them.
  
 
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  !Location
 
  !Location
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Alfred Musqrat
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  |Ada Woonsocket || Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway
|Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street, Paint Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Archemedies
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  |Alfred Musqrat || Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street, Paint Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Argule Wibbley
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  |Anita Hurpley || Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes
|Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Barry
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  |Apold Blorkman || Ankh-Morpork, West Ankh Ferry
|Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Benno Lacoste
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  |Archemedies || Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
|Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Wine Warehouse
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Bernita
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  |Argule Wibbley || Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Bertha
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  |Arlof Eetmmot || Ankh-Morpork, Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery
|Ankh-Morpork, God Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Bligh Earcrusher
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  |Baldwin MacAvrik || Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Blacksmiths
|Ankh-Morpork, Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother David
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  |Barry || Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour
|Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, The house of rest and safety
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Cadmium
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  |Benno Lacoste || Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Wine Warehouse
|Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Constable Swires
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  |Bernita || Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Constable Visit
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  |Bertha || Ankh-Morpork, God Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Cutta
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  |Bligh Earcrusher || Ankh-Morpork, Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Pony Parts
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Darren Spangler
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  |Brother David || Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, The house of rest and safety
|Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Emporium
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Dogbottler
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  |Brother Soon Shine Sun || Ankh-Morpork, Clay Lane, The Shonky Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Short Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Doss Chiderdoss
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  |Cadmium || Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
|Ankh-Morpork, Street of the Alchemists
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ella Montigue
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  |Carnelia Palm || Ankh-Morpork, Pinky's Lingerie and Big Top Circus Supply Emporium, Street of Cunning Artificers
|Ankh-Morpork, Dolly Sisters,
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Emmaline Lamb
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  |Chester Copperpot || Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Chester Copperpot's Tattoo Parlour
|Ankh-Morpork, Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Felicity Hopkinson
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  |Commander Samuel Vimes || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
|Ankh-Morpork, Whirglig Alley, Dwarf Bread Museum
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Geoffrey
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  |Constable Dorfl || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
|Ankh-Morpork, God Street (in Bertha's House)
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gerry Watkins
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  |Constable Swires || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
|Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gimlet
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  |Constable Visit || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
|Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gladys
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  |Count Notfarouto || Ankh-Morpork, The Fresh Start Club, Elm Street. (Doesn't spawn there, might have to go at a meeting time)
|Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Bob's Fish Shoppe
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gore Batchev
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  |Cubert Eiche||Ankh-Morpork, Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gunther
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  |Cutta || Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Pony Parts
|Ankh-Morpork, Market Street, Costlee Coffee
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gwawr Clwyd
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  |Cynthia Potts || Ankh-Morpork, Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way
|Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Tannery
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ham Burgner
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  |Dagmar Schmet || Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
|Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Harmony Stardancer
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  |Dame Sufferland || Ankh-Morpork, The Salt Shaker, Upper Broadway
|Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Harold Cobbler
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  |Danlin || Ankh-Morpork, Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern
|Ankh-Morpork, 1_ Elm Street (western end)
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Henufi Icta
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  |Darren Spangler || Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Emporium
|Ankh-Morpork, The Soake, The Laughing Falafel
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Hibiscus Dunelm
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  |David Wobbler || Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley
|Ankh-Morpork, The Mended Drum, Filigree Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Hwel
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  |Del Trotter || Ankh-Morpork, Caveat Emptorium, Trotters Lane
|Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, The Dysk
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Jacinthe Bockxse
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  |Derek Wadley || Ankh-Morpork, Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
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  |-
 
  |-
  |John Tetzel
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  |Dhraz Shaftrubble || Ankh-Morpork, Iron Helmet
|Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Kurr Ency
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  |Dimitris || Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies
|Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Lady Timatis
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  |Doctor Bones || Ankh-Morpork, Monk's Hospital, The Pitts
|Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Escort Agency reception  (ask receptionist for appointment)
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Lilith Z. Dharienne
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  |Dogbottler || Ankh-Morpork, Short Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Karma 'R' Us
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Liona Keeble
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  |Doss Chiderdoss || Ankh-Morpork, Street of the Alchemists
|Ankh-Morpork, Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Little Jimmy
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  |Drakko || Ankh-Morpork, Salt Shaker, Flat 2
|Ankh-Morpork, Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate)
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Luciano Flabbarotti
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  |Dr Sigman Fraud || Ankh-Morpork, Short Street <br/>(Note: you might have to pay for an appointment to actually deliver it)
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Madame Gumble
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  |Edward Scrooge || Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
|Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Manuel Fawlty
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  |Ella Montigue || Ankh-Morpork, Shop on n-w corner of Dolly Sisters
|Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mardi
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  |Emmaline Lamb || Ankh-Morpork, Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets
|Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Craf__Co_r_, Masqueparade
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Maria
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  |Farnem Failey || Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
|Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Poster Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Nimbledrit
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  |Fat Sandra || Ankh-Morpork, Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house
|Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Ha'penny
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  |Felicity Hopkinson || Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley
|Ankh-Morpork, Speedwell Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mo Astor
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  |Flyn Skint || Ankh-Morpork, The Waterfront, Flyn's Place
|Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Monsieur Rosset
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  |Fred || Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Cranwell
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  |Fred Sylver || Ankh-Morpork, Washer Way, Sylver's
|Ankh-Morpork, The street of Cunning Artificers, ___ Engravers
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Graves
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  |Freda Glottik || Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
|Ankh Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Lumiere
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  |Geoffrey || Ankh-Morpork, God Street (in Bertha's House)
|Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr. Manson
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  |Georgio || Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
|Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr. Stronginthearm
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  |Geremiah Codger || Ankh-Morpork, Widdershins Broadway
|Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Vitiolo
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  |Gerry Watkins || Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Corduroy
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  |Gimlet || Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
|Ankh-Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Armitage
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  |Gladys || Ankh-Morpork, Bob's Fish Shoppe, Street of Cunning Artificers
|Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Confectionairre
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  |Goran || Ankh Bridge Imports, Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Dodger
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  |Gore Batchev || Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
|Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Vera Johannes
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  |Gunther || Ankh-Morpork, Market Street, Costlee Coffee
|Ankh-Morpork, Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ms Estible
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  |Gwawr Clwyd || Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Tannery
|Ankh-Morpork, The Willows, The Head of the Table
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Murgatroyd Listey
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  |Halley Toomer || Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers
|Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Olson
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  |Ham Burgner || Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
|Ankh-Morpork, Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Onna Hitokui
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  |Harmony Stardancer || Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe
|Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Patrice Le Clair
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  |Harold Cobbler || Ankh-Morpork, 1_ Elm Street (western end)
|Ankh-Morpork, The Goose Gate (market stall)
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Placido Flamingo
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  |Henufi Icta || Ankh-Morpork, The Soake, The Laughing Falafel
|The Stab in the Back, Pseudopolis Yard, Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ptom Psmith
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  |Hibiscus Dunelm || Ankh-Morpork, The Mended Drum, Filigree Street
|Ankh-Morpork, East Ankh Ferry,
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Rebecca Palm
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  |Hito Hitokui || Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
|Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Reg Shoe
+
  |Hobliet the Unnecessary || Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools
|Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, The Fresh Start Club
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Renee Palm
+
  |Hurple || Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Rinaldo
+
  |Hwel || Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, The Dysk
|Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sa__haro_e
+
  |Igor || Ankh-Morpork, The Forge, Cable Street (opposite Cutankle's, upstairs)
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sandra
+
  |Inga || Ankh-Morpork, The Pain in the Neck
|Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Septa DeBlano
+
  |Ixolite || Ankh-Morpork, Fresh Start Club, Elm Street<br/>Not always there - possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room.
|Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sergeant Littlebottom
+
  |Jabez Clamber || Ankh-Morpork, Grunefair, antique jewellery shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sergeant Skyler
+
  |Jacinthe Bockxse || Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Seymour Convecks
+
  |Jack Banks || Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Starbanks
|Ankh-Morpork, Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Shapaya
+
  |John Tetzel || Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences
|Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Shmata
+
  |Kenneth || Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Misbegot Bridge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sol
+
  |Kernab || Ankh-Morpork, Kernab's Weaponry Store, Treacle Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Thieves' Guild
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Spanky
+
  |Kodattai || Ankh-Morpork, The Cattle District
|Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Starspirit Moonfire
+
  |Kurr Ency || Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
|Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Krazzander's Magik Shoppe
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Stren Withel
+
  |Lady Timatis || Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment)
|Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Mended Drum
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Thom Crooze
+
  |Lilith Z. Dharienne || Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Karma 'R' Us
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Time Wemple
+
  |Liona Keeble || Ankh-Morpork, Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Too Bath Salts
+
  |Little Jimmy || Ankh-Morpork, Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate)
|Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Trioll Negurney
+
  |Luciano Flabbarotti || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
|Ankh-Morpork, Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Turan
+
  |Madame Dawning || Ankh-Morpork, Madame Dawning’s Palliaments, One Pseudopolis Yard
|Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Urotho
+
  |Madame Gumble || Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
|Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Pitt
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Veebeel
+
  |Manuel Fawlty || Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
|Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wiley Woonsocket
+
  |Mardi || Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Craf__Co_r_, Masqueparade
|Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wun Phul
+
  |Maria || Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Poster Shop
|Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
+
|}
+
 
+
===Close-by===
+
 
+
Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and often move.
+
 
+
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
+
  |Marvin || Ankh-Morpork, Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers
!Location
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Arnold''' Sideways
+
  |Master Nimbledrit || Ankh-Morpork, Master Nimbledrit's shop of Crafting Equipment, Ettercap Street
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Captain '''Carrot'''
+
  |Maximiliam Dimlith || Ankh-Morpork, Green Lumpy Bit, outside a plilosophical looking building
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Coffin '''Henry'''
+
  |Miss Ha'penny || Ankh-Morpork, Offices in the middle of Speedwell Street, first set s-w of Ankh Morpork Council building
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cripple '''Wa'''
+
  |Miss Grangrid|| Ankh-Morpork, The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Fish Dock
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cut-Me-Own-Throat '''Dibbler''' (Letter might be misspelled to 'My')
+
  |Mo Astor || Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Duck Man
+
  |Monsieur Rosset || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Foul Ole '''Ron'''
+
  |Mr Cranwell || Ankh-Morpork, The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Francis''' with his ukulele of pain
+
  |Mr Cropper || Ankh-Morpork, The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gok'wan
+
  |Mr Goatberger || Ankh-Morpork, The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gritjaw Thighsplitter
+
  |Mr. Goodmountain || Ankh-Morpork, Gleam Street, busy printing room
|Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Hamesh'''
+
  |Mr Graves || Ankh-Morpork, The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street
|Hillshire
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hobbling Tim
+
  |Mr Lumiere || Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Hoff''' Buchannon
+
  |Mr. Manson || Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Jocasta''' Wiggs
+
  |Mr. Scoonwinkle || Ankh-Morpork, Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Kodattai
+
  |Mr. Stronginthearm || Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith
|Ankh-Morpork, The Cattle District
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lewis Wyatt
+
  |Mr Vitiolo || Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
|Ankh-Morpork, near Weaver Street
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Louis Bingham
+
  |Mrs. Armitage || Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maple Bede
+
  |Mrs. Confectionairre || Ankh-Morpork, Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maude Scowd
+
  |Mrs Corduroy || Ankh-Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mellie Thistlewhistle
+
  |Mrs Dimmles || Ankh-Morpork, Mrs Dimmles' Open-All-Hours cafe, Dimwell Street
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Glodson
+
  |Mrs. Dodger || Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Pin
+
  |Mrs Green || Ankh-Morpork, Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Tulip
+
  |Mrs Vera Johannes || Ankh-Morpork, Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Neelie Awkside
+
  |Ms Estible || Ankh-Morpork, The Willows, The Head of the Table
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Nobby Nobbs (Can be spelled "Nobs")
+
  |Murgatroyd Listey || Ankh-Morpork, Souvenir Shop, Humble Street
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Old Wilfred
+
  |Nathan || Ankh-Morpork, The Curio Shop, Artorollo Alley
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Prodo Laggins
+
  |Nese Stenzelle || Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ronnie Soak
+
  |Old Bob || Ankh-Morpork, The Flintwick Building
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sacharissa Cripslock
+
  |Old Crumble || Ankh-Morpork, The Bucket
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Salan Feiht
+
  |Olson || Ankh-Morpork, Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sergeant Colon
+
  |Onna Hitokui || Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sneed Finkman
+
  |Patrice Le Clair || Ankh-Morpork, The Goose Gate (market stall)
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The LAG
+
  |Phor Strict Futons || Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Weasel
+
  |Pierre Grepe || Ankh-Morpork, Vino pour la Femme et le Homme, God’s Collar
|Ankh-Morpork
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Tneduts
+
  |Placido Flamingo || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
|Ankh-Morpork, On a Pub Crawl
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Alberto Malich
+
  |Ptom Psmith || Ankh-Morpork, East Ankh Ferry
|Death's Domain
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Aloysius Habenpfeifer
+
  |Rattigan || Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, rat infested house
|Hillshire, Tobacco Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ruby
+
  |Rebecca Palm || Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing
|Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Director
+
  |Reg Shoe || Ankh-Morpork, Mrs Cake's house, Elm Street (Fresh Start Club, Elm Street on Thursdays at midnight)
|Holy Wood, Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him
+
  |Renee Palm || Ankh-Morpork, Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets
|Nowhere
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sue Pekan
+
  |Rinaldo || Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar, Chrononhotonthologos Street
|Pekan Ford, Village Store
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Tom Pekan
+
  |Roffle || Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway (wanders)
|Pekan Ford, Village Pub
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Carlton Desric
+
  |Roger || Ankh-Morpork, Patrician's Palace, north of the Flame Board
|Scrogden
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hughoc Gatewood
+
  |Sandra || Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
|Scrogden
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Valentino
+
  |Satchelmouth || Ankh-Morpork, Baker Street, Guild of Musicians
|Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Findel Nordelsson
+
  |Scheda Carte || Ankh-Morpork, Attic Bee Street, Card Shop
|Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fleppo
+
  |Septa DeBlano || Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
|Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gerard de Wendelle
+
  |Sergeant Littlebottom || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
|Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gerti Kotzbeck
+
  |Sergeant Skyler || Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House
|Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Holly Cloverfield
+
  |Seymour Convecks || Ankh-Morpork, Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's
|Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Jack Straw
+
  |Shapaya || Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
|Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Madam Miliena
+
  |Shmata || Ankh-Morpork, Misbegot Bridge
|Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Gildworthy
+
  |Sneed Finkman || Ankh-Morpork, outside the Ankh-Morpork Post Office
|Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Armitage
+
  |Sol || Ankh-Morpork, Thieves' Guild
|Sto Lat, Queens Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Wylde
+
  |Spanky || Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
|Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Willikins-Boydle
+
  |Starspirit Moonfire || Ankh-Morpork, Krazzander's Magik Shoppe, Cockbill Street
|Sto Lat, Queens Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mysteria della Noctis
+
  |Stren Withel || Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Mended Drum
|Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Nils Beerman
+
  |Thomas Eddiessonson || Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, The Forge
|Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Omar Amahl
+
  |Thom Crooze || Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None
|Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Oncle Hamash
+
  |Time Wemple || Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated
|Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Paul Zombo
+
  |Too Bath Salts || Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
|Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Peter Periwinkle
+
  |Trioll Negurney || Ankh-Morpork, Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe
|Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Tneduts
+
  |Turan || Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery
|Ankh-Morpork, On A Pub Crawl
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Quinbury Soames
+
  |Two-fingers McKluskey || Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
|Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ragman
+
  |Urotho || Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Pitt
|Sto Lat, Grave's Hope
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor (blacksmith)
+
  |Valerianne || Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Valerianne's weapon and armour shop
|Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Isobel Kingdom
+
  |Veebeel || Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
|Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
+
|}
+
 
+
===Far away===
+
Far away NPCs are generally stationary.
+
 
+
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
+
  |Wiley Woonsocket || Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
!Location
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cern Smith
+
  |William de Worde || Ankh-Morpork, Printing Works, The Ankh-Morpork Times, Gleam Street
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granny Weatherwax
+
  |Wozza || Ankh-Morpork, Ecksian Souvenir shop (Not on letter: south of Contract Bridge, Cheapside)
|Bad Ass (Witches' Guild)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gulta Smith
+
  |Wun Phul || Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hanlo Shepston
+
  |Yortuk Festrunk || Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Festrunk Brothers
|Bad Ass, The Forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Jaims Smith
+
  |Rimpog [An attendant] || Sto Plains [Near Pekan Ford], Wizard Outpost [Raising Chamber]
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg
+
  |Squinty Jeb || Sto Plains, A Hut
|Bad Ass, Forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Martha Headlock
+
  |Alberto Malich <br/>* Albert ||  Death's Domain
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Smith
+
  |Aloysius Habenpfeifer || Hillshire, Tobacco Shop
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cohen the Barbarian
+
  |Ruby || Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
|Barbarian camp
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Allen Kingfisher
+
  |Director || Holy Wood, Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures
|Blackglass, Blackglass smithy
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Morchella Esculenta
+
  |Mrs. Cosmopilite || Holy Wood
|Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Emile
+
  |Shopkeeper || Nowhere
|Bois, pub
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fern Golly
+
  |gnarled old man || Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
|Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granville
+
  |Sue Pekan || Pekan Ford, Village Store
|Brass Neck, Village Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Virgo Vango
+
  |Tom Pekan || Pekan Ford, Village Pub
|Brass Neck (Portrait Shop)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor
+
  |Valentino || Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
|Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl
+
  |Carlton Desric || Scrogden
|Calh-Nhad
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Dia Shale
+
  |Findel Nordelsson || Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop
|Creel Springs
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Esther Elderbury
+
  |Fleppo || Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market
|Creel Springs
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |DEATH
+
  |Gerard de Wendelle || Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop
|Death's realm
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Dil the Embalmer
+
  |Gerti Kotzbeck || Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop
|Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Khip-en-dahl
+
  |Holly Cloverfield || Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop
|Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Bibh-Lat
+
  |Isobel Kingdom || Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
|Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Merk
+
  |Jack Straw || Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
|Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ptep-ptip-ptop
+
  |Madam Miliena || Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe
|Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ptik-ptak-ptoe
+
  |Master Gildworthy || Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
|Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Pugh Alighieri
+
  |Miss Armitage || Sto Lat, Queens Road
|Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Teh-takk-eht
+
  |Miss Wylde || Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear
|Djelibeybi, Temple street
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Toohumi
+
  |Mrs Willikins-Boydle || Sto Lat, Queens Road
|Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ug Ogg
+
  |Mysteria della Noctis || Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium
|Djelibeybi, Guards
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wan-tew-iit
+
  |Nils Beerman || Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store
|Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Arms trader
+
  |Omar Amahl || Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Awaiting-Rain
+
  |Oncle Hamash || Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Captain Ptargos
+
  |Paul Zombo || Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
|Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fis'n-tsips
+
  |Peter Periwinkle || Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |One of them dibbler with the ?<br>(May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah)
+
  |Quinbury Soames || Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abraxas
+
  |Ragman || Sto Lat, Grave's Hope
|Ephebe, Rational Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ania
+
  |The Proprietor <br/>* blacksmith || Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist
+
  |Tony Robinson || Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar
|Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
+
|}
 +
 
 +
===DLA: Close by; smudged address===
 +
Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
 +
 
 +
===DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting===
 +
See [[#Deciphering]]. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
 +
 
 +
===DLC: Close by; vague address===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
 +
 
 +
===DLD: Close by; only the city===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
 +
 
 +
==Far Away==
 +
The npcs far away for '''smudged address''' and '''terrible handwriting''' should be in the following table. If not please add them.
 +
 
 +
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Aurinax
+
  !NPC !!Location !!Region
|Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Betty
+
  |DEATH || Death's realm <br/>*(No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.)|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Endos the Listener
+
  |A maitre d' || Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Ephebe, Antithesis Lane
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Kakia
+
  |Fleppo || Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Klepton
+
  |Isobel Kingdom || Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Ephebe, Ponder Alley
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maintenance man
+
  |Gerard de Wendelle || Evening Dress Shop, Wall Street, Sto Lat|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Ephebe, Citadel
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Zosimos
+
  |Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC '''Dihbl''' || Calh-Nhad|| [[Klatch]]
|Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist
+
  |Dil the Embalmer || Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild|| [[Klatch]]
|Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Souvlakios
+
  |Khip-en-dahl || Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The owner
+
  |Master Bibh-Lat || Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith|| [[Klatch]]
|Ephebe, Market Taverna
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Xenophobios
+
  |Merk || Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers|| [[Klatch]]
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Clara
+
  |Ptep-ptip-ptop || Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, chandelers' shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ema Nymton
+
  |Ptik-ptak-'''ptoe''' || Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, fair
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ivor von Kaeyya
+
  |Pugh Alighieri || Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |SMOH Dybbler
+
  |'''Teh'''-takk-eht || Djelibeybi, Temple street|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Trau Mirnicht
+
  |Toohumi || Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, fair
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Verkauft Keinfleisch
+
  |Ug Ogg || Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |A generic Charre Bux employee
+
  |Wan-tew-iit || Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ayna
+
  |Arms trader || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, The Magick Boxe
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Blloddwyn
+
  |Awaiting-Rain || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brittnee
+
  |Captain Ptargos || Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Savannah Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Captain Merreaux Vingian
+
  |Fis'n-tsips || Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Musketeers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cogsworth
+
  |One of them Dibblers with a long name <br/>* May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |David Leatherman
+
  |71-hour '''Ahmed''' || Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Marketplace
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Edna Scum
+
  |Private Inside Leg || Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fredd S'Vage
+
  |Suhm-wil-deih || Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis)|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Harbour Master
+
  |Abraxas || Ephebe, Rational Street|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Office near docks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Harbour mistress
+
  |Ania || Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, underground docks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hotel Reception
+
  |Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist || Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Hotel
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Jolly Roger
+
  |Aurinax || Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mamie Olivia
+
  |Betty || Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank)|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Dead Man's Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Ray
+
  |Endos the Listener || Ephebe, Antithesis Lane|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Tacticus Academy
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Myrtle
+
  |Kakia || Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Myrtle
+
  |Klepton || Ephebe, Ponder Alley|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Gogol
+
  |Maintenance man || Ephebe, Citadel|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Marketplace
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sno-ball vendor
+
  |Master Zosimos || Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop <br/>* Zosimos' Wine Shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Lovers' Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Spritz Peltanque
+
  |Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist || Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, The Resting Zombie
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Talula
+
  |Souvlakios || Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road|| [[Klatch]]  
|Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The shopkeeper
+
  |The owner || Ephebe, Market Taverna|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The tipster
+
  |Xenophobios || Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar, Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn, Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Thom Cru'ez
+
  |Emile || Bois, pub|| [[Vieux River]]
|Genua, Barracks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Watch clerk
+
  |A generic Charre Bux employee || Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House|| [[Vieux River]]
|Genua, Watch House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wounded soldier
+
  |Ayna || Genua, Thee Magick Boxe|| [[Vieux River]]
|Genua, Barracks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Private Inside Leg
+
  |Blloddwyn || Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern|| [[Vieux River]]
|Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Bestiality Carter
+
  |Brittnee || Genua, Savannah Road, Brittnee's Message Tees|| [[Vieux River]]
|Lancre Town
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Turbil
+
  |Captain Merreaux Vingian || Genua, Musketeers|| [[Vieux River]]
|Lancre Town, lodging house
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Embezile Thatcher
+
  |Cogsworth || Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street|| [[Vieux River]]
|Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |J. Ogg
+
  |David Leatherman || Genua, Marketplace, Leatherworking stall|| [[Vieux River]]
|Lancre Town, forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |giant leader
+
  |Edna Scum || Genua, The Scum Bar, Pirate Avenue|| [[Vieux River]]
|land of the giants
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Len
+
  |Fredd S'Vage || Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maggie
+
  |Harbour Master || Genua, Office near docks|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Stoat (beside pond)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Nicholas Winston
+
  |Harbour mistress || Genua, underground docks|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Serb Unglish
+
  |Hotel Reception || Genua, Hotel|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Stoat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sharn Unglish
+
  |Jolly Roger || Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Stoat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Our Wullie
+
  |Mamie Olivia || Genua, Dead Man's Walk|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Stephan
+
  |Mr Ray || Genua, Tacticus Academy|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Young Steven
+
  |Mr Myrtle || Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths|| [[Vieux River]]
|Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Suhm-wil-deih
+
  |Myrtle || Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths|| [[Vieux River]]
|Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Vic
+
  |Mrs Gogol || Genua, Marketplace|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Twoflower the tourist
+
  |Sno-ball vendor || Genua, Lovers' Walk|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abbot Lobsang
+
  |Spritz Peltanque || Genua, The Resting Zombie on Samedi Crescent|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Asap
+
  |Talula || Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys)|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Hotpot
+
  |The shopkeeper || Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sister Bi-Bi Effenne
+
  |The tipster <br/>* Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis <br/>* Billy 'the baker' Vanilla <br/>* Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia <br/>* Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn <br/>* Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice <br/>* Luca 'the beard' DeBois <br/>* Luca 'the joker' DeBois <br/>* Michael 'the moose' Casella <br/>* Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia <br/>* Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia <br/>* Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo <br/>* Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana || Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sister Ti-Ti Effenne
+
  |Thom Cru'ez || Genua, Barracks|| [[Vieux River]]
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Heinz Blauhimmel
+
  |Watch clerk || Genua, Watch House|| [[Vieux River]]
|Razorback, village shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lichtenstein
+
  |Wounded soldier || Genua, Barracks|| [[Vieux River]]
|Razorback, The Inn
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mad Gammer Nudity
+
  |'''Cern''' Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
|Razorback
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Candice Little
+
  |Granny Weatherwax || Bad Ass (Witches' Guild)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slice, Quilter shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cleetus Patterson
+
  |Gulta Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granma Muckloe
+
  |Hanlo Shepston || Bad Ass, The Forge|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slice
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Peggy Little
+
  |'''Jaims''' Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slice
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ann Celeria
+
  |Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg || Bad Ass, Forge|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slippery Hollow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |One and Only Manclef
+
  |Martha Headlock || Bad Ass, Village Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slippery Hollow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Young Bran
+
  |Mrs Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slippery Hollow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |A maitre d'
+
  |Cohen the Barbarian || Barbarian Camp|| [[Ramtops]]
|Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fleppo
+
  |Fern Golly || Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall|| [[Ramtops]]
|Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Isobel Kingdom
+
  |Granville || Brass Neck, Village Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |71-hour Ahmed
+
  |Virgo Vango || Brass Neck (Portrait Shop)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Temple Guardian
+
  |Dia Shale || Creel Springs|| [[Ramtops]]
|Temple of Soyin
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fione mac Feegle
+
  |Esther Elderbury || Creel Springs|| [[Ramtops]]
|Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abe
+
  |Monster || Lancre Pool|| [[Ramtops]]
|Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Innkeeper
+
  |Bestiality Carter || Lancre Town|| [[Ramtops]]
|Unnamed town, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Spiegal
+
  |Brother Turbil || Lancre Town, lodging house|| [[Ramtops]]
|Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Frank Doberman
+
  |Embezile Thatcher || Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank|| [[Ramtops]]
|Slippery Hollow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
|}
+
|J. Ogg || Lancre Town, forge|| [[Ramtops]]  
 
+
===Distant land===
+
 
+
Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for [[seeking]].  Sometimes there is more than one NPC with the same [[seeking]] name.  In that case, another NPC with the same name might be targeted instead, or you will not be able to see the one you want at all.  This is especially true (but not always true) if the one you are seeking is dead.
+
 
+
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
+
  |giant leader || land of the giants|| [[Ramtops]]
!Location
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Boy '''Willie'''
+
  |Len || Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Disembowel-Meself-Honourably '''Dibhala'''
+
  |'''Maggie''' || Mad Stoat (beside pond)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Glod-san'''
+
  |Nicholas Winston || Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Laggy-san'''
+
  |Serb Unglish || Mad Stoat|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lon Fah '''Lo'''
+
  |Sharn Unglish || Mad Stoat|| [[Ramtops]]  
|Bes Pelargic (if dead when [[Seek|sought]], Him Hung Lo will be targeted instead)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mad '''Hamish'''
+
  |Our Wullie || Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic (always in the red triangle)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |No Go '''Wan'''
+
  |Stephan || Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers|| [[Ramtops]]  
|Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city (if dead when [[Seek|sought]], other Wans will be targeted instead)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Quisoda'''
+
  |Young Steven || Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Ruto''' of Fish
+
  |gnarled old man || Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
|Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Ryattenoki'''
+
  |Vic || Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Shi Do '''Gai'''
+
  |Twoflower the tourist || Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle|| [[Ramtops]]
|Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Lap-lip'''
+
  |My poor kidnapped daughter <br/>* beautiful female captive || Bandit camp (very dangerous)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lip-phon '''Lap-top'''
+
  |Allen Kingfisher || Blackglass, Blackglass smithy|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mihk-gran-'''bohp'''
+
  |Morchella Esculenta || Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Phos'''-phor
+
  |Abbot Lobsang || Listening Monks, Private quarters of the abbot|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi (moves around very quickly)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Very Reverend '''Khepresh'''
+
  |Brother Hotpot || Listening Monks, Kitchen|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Yclept'''
+
  |Asap (Brother Asap) || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Djelibeybi (in the park)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Tuffy'''
+
  |Sister Bi-Bi Effenne || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Escrow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Casanunda'''
+
  |Sister Ti-Ti Effenne || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Greig '''Schwitz'''
+
  |Aggressive Pixie (Water Sprite) || Razorback (Sprite Cavern)|| [[Ramtops]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Noobie'''
+
  |Gammer Nudity || Razorback, Mad Gammer Nudity's cottage|| [[Ramtops]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Tfat '''Chick'''
+
  |Heinz Blauhimmel || Razorback, village shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cut Me Own Hand Off '''Dhblah''' (Mr CMOHO Dhblah)
+
  |Lichtenstein || Razorback, The Inn|| [[Ramtops]]
|Oasis
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Pennie '''Laced'''
+
  |Mad Gammer Nudity || Razorback|| [[Ramtops]]
|Ohulan Cutash
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Berti''' Boggis
+
  |Candice Little || Slice, Quilter shop|| [[Ramtops]]
|Skund Forest, Pekan Ford
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor
+
  |Cleetus Patterson || Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies|| [[Ramtops]]
|A ferry shop, Counterweight Continent (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
|}
+
|Granma Muckloe || Slice|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|Peggy Little || Slice, Quilting shop|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|Ann '''Celeria''' || Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Doctor Lancreman || Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Hardenfast || Slippery Hollow (courthouse)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
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|Honest Dachshund <br/>*Frank Doberman || Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Irkabod Stork || Slippery Hollow (manor)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Kortina Van Dryver <br/>*Miss Van Dryer || Slippery Hollow (manor)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) || Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mrs Van Carrot || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|My good friend at the post office || Slippery Hollow (post office)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|One and Only Manclef || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|Shopkeeper Bunch || Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
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|The Magistrate <br/>*Magistrate Flathead || Slippery Hollow (courthouse)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
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|Young Bran || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|Temple Guardian ('''templeguard''') || Temple of Soyin <br/>* '''Warning:''' Watch out for auto-attacking [[yeti|yetis]]!|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|Fione mac Feegle || Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)|| [[Ramtops]]
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|-
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|The Proprietor <br/>*shopkeeping native || Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop <br/>*The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop|| [[Turnwise Ocean]]
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|-
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|Clara || Escrow (Candle Cave)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
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|Ema Nymton || Escrow (fair grounds)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ivor von Kaeyya || Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
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|SMOH Dybbler || Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Trau Mirnicht || Escrow (tent in fair)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
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|Verkauft Keinfleisch || Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
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|'''Abe''' || A town (Unnamed town, graveyard)|| [[Uberwald]]
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|-
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|Innkeeper || The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town|| [[Uberwald]]
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|-
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|Spiegal || Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe|| [[Uberwald]]
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|}
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===DLE: Far away; smudged address===
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Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
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===DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting===
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See [[#Deciphering]]. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
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===DLG: Far away; vague address===
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See [[#Inquiring]].
  
===Difficult customers===
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===DLH: Far away; only the city===
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See [[#Inquiring]].
  
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===DLI: Difficult customer===
  
 
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.
 
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.
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  !NPC
 
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!Exp
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!Coins
 
  !Location
 
  !Location
 
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  |Triad Boss
 
  |Triad Boss
  |Medina, Bes Pelargic
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  |
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|
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|Obsolete? [[Bes Pelargic]], [[Medina]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Grflx
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  |The [[Grflx]]
  |Grflx Caves
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  |48160
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|{{Dollars|A$25.00}}
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|[[Skund Forest]], Large cave
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Vyrt
 
  |Vyrt
  |Ephebe
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  |35280
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|{{Emoney|S37|0de}}
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|[[Ephebe]]<BR>Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].
 
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  |Avalanche Preventore (large metallic dragon)
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  |Avalanche Preventore<BR>([[large metallic dragon]])
  |Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
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  |96000
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|{{Dollars|A$50.00}}
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|[[Endless Halls]] (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
 
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  |-
 
  |The Librarian
 
  |The Librarian
  |Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in [[L-space]])
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|60000
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|{{Dollars|A$30.00}}
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  |Starts in the [[Unseen University]], wanders (in [[L-space]])
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Smuggler captain
 
  |Smuggler captain
  |Ephebe underground
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  |48000
 +
|{{Emoney|1M|0de}}
 +
|[[Ephebe underground]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Queen Shelox
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  |[[Queen Shelox]]
  |Gloomy Forest
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  |56784
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|{{Dollars|A$30.00}}
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|[[Gloomy Forest]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |The Clown (Ha'pennywise)
 
  |The Clown (Ha'pennywise)
  |Genua Sewers
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  |111360
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|{{Gmoney|7,5,0Gf}}
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|[[Genua Sewers]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ice giants
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  |[[Ice giant]]s
  |The Hub
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|96320
 +
|{{Dollars|A$50.00}}
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  |The [[Hub]]<BR>Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |T-shop proprietor
 
  |T-shop proprietor
  |The Travelling shop
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|64000
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|{{Emoney|1M S25|0de}}
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  |The [[Travelling shop]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Bug
 
  |Bug
  |Ramtops
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  |68640
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|{{Lmoney|LC 7|10|-}}
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|[[Ramtops]]
 
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  |-
  |Thursday
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  |[[Thursday]]
  |A Deserted Island(Thursday's Island)
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|102959
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|{{Rhinu|43Rh}}
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  |A Deserted Island ([[Thursday's Island]])
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Hotan Hwoar Ni
 
  |Hotan Hwoar Ni
  |Bes Pelargic, Snail
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  |48160
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|{{Rhinu|25Rh 10s}}
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|[[Bes Pelargic]], Sum Bing, The [[Snail]], Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours<BR>{{Devblog|767 "Be On Your Guard"}}: A bug that made it possible to slip past the guarding NPCs in the Snail has been fixed.
 
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  |-
 
  |Security guards
 
  |Security guards
  |Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank
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  |21924
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|{{Rhinu|9Rh 15s}}
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|[[Bes Pelargic]], First Imperial Bank
 
|}
 
|}
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==External Links==
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*{{Devblog|770 "Dead Letter Update"}}
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*{{Devblog|773 "Dead Letter Update, Part II"}}
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[[Category:Jobs]]
 
[[Category:Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 15:04, 9 April 2021

Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow
This page is about a source of missions / jobs.

Dead letter office jobs will have you acting as an unofficial postal employee for the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, delivering letters to citizens near and far (at your discretion).

Notes

  • Times listed with DW (Discworld) units above are in Roundworld minutes, times listed with RW (RoundWorld) units use earth conventional times. (See options output temporal_reality)
  • The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
  • If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
  • If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
  • You cannot deliver while it is too dark for you to see the recipient.
  • If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.

The Job

To see what the kind of letters there are, you can check pigeonholes for a brief list. One can also read pigeonholes for a verbose listing, though it provides no additional information.

You can pick a type of letter from those listed on the pigeonholes to offer to deliver <letter code>, ex. offer to deliver dlc

When the addressee is found, you can deliver letter to <npc>.

Inquiring

When you take on a mission to deliver a letter with a vague address, or only the city, you can inquire after addressee to find out more information. This is a skill check that uses the relevant people.culture skill for the area.

Mission Bonus for odds of success
Range ~ 0% ~ 50% Nearly always
Vague address 150 ? 193
Only the city <202 ? 239
  • Inquiring will tell you the type of npc (actor, monk, etc.) if the letter is not clear on that.
  • The appropriate npcs have the distinctive traits at the end of their description when you look at them.
  • The range to get bearing on the target is around 12-20 rooms away.
  • Most of the time the direction given will be (pure) south if you're not more than 2 east or west from the destination. It seems likely that rooms with opposite directions (say you need to go north and then later south to reach the target) cancel each other.
  • Paths to the target in a straight line with no intersections seem to extend the range somewhat.
  • The furthest range categories are often considerably shorter than the number of rooms in the table. This might be because of some kind of neighbourhood limits.
Message: that your target Meaning
isn't in the neighbourhood Beyond detection
was spotted in the <direction> a while back 12 to 16+ rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> not too long ago 9-15 rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> recently 3-8 rooms away
was spotted very close by not a moment ago 0-2 rooms away
met a brutal end Target dead
You find the language barrier to be insurmountable You need to speak <appropriate language> for the area

Vague address is easier in several ways:

  • An intersection is indicated.
  • If you are further away than ~17 rooms from the intersection inquire just says you are too far. (This might be fixed neighbourhood boundaries.)
  • The bonus needed is lower than for letters with only the city. (At least before the latest changes, need to confirm.)

Deciphering

The address of the letters with terrible handwriting has been quite obfuscated.

  • They can be deciphered with the command decipher handwriting on letter.
  • This is a skill check that uses crafts.arts.calligraphy and costs 40 GP.

Rewards

Method Abbreviation Mission XP reward Monetary reward Time given
Missing letters DLA Close by; smudged address 12800 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+2600 A$6.50 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Deciphering DLB Close by; terrible handwriting 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+5200 A$13 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLC Close by; vague address 24128 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4800 A$12 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLD Close by; only the city 47823 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
Missing letters DLE Far away; smudged address 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4500 A$11.25 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Deciphering DLF Far away; terrible handwriting 27456 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+6000 A$15 &&&&&&&&&&&+5472 LC 3|2|- 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLG Far away; vague address 33440 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 A$18 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLH Far away; only the city 50064 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10080 21Rh 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
Surviving DLI Difficult customer varies varies 200 DW min - 3.33 DW hour / 1 RW hour (Thursday/Librarian)

Close-By

The npcs close-by for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not please add them.

NPC Location
Ada Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway
Alfred Musqrat Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street, Paint Shop
Anita Hurpley Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes
Apold Blorkman Ankh-Morpork, West Ankh Ferry
Archemedies Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
Argule Wibbley Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop
Arlof Eetmmot Ankh-Morpork, Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery
Baldwin MacAvrik Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Blacksmiths
Barry Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour
Benno Lacoste Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Wine Warehouse
Bernita Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop
Bertha Ankh-Morpork, God Street
Bligh Earcrusher Ankh-Morpork, Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop
Brother David Ankh-Morpork, Short Street, The house of rest and safety
Brother Soon Shine Sun Ankh-Morpork, Clay Lane, The Shonky Shop
Cadmium Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
Carnelia Palm Ankh-Morpork, Pinky's Lingerie and Big Top Circus Supply Emporium, Street of Cunning Artificers
Chester Copperpot Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Chester Copperpot's Tattoo Parlour
Commander Samuel Vimes Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Dorfl Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Swires Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Visit Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Count Notfarouto Ankh-Morpork, The Fresh Start Club, Elm Street. (Doesn't spawn there, might have to go at a meeting time)
Cubert Eiche Ankh-Morpork, Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate
Cutta Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Pony Parts
Cynthia Potts Ankh-Morpork, Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way
Dagmar Schmet Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
Dame Sufferland Ankh-Morpork, The Salt Shaker, Upper Broadway
Danlin Ankh-Morpork, Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern
Darren Spangler Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Emporium
David Wobbler Ankh-Morpork, Artorollo Alley
Del Trotter Ankh-Morpork, Caveat Emptorium, Trotters Lane
Derek Wadley Ankh-Morpork, Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop
Dhraz Shaftrubble Ankh-Morpork, Iron Helmet
Dimitris Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies
Doctor Bones Ankh-Morpork, Monk's Hospital, The Pitts
Dogbottler Ankh-Morpork, Short Street
Doss Chiderdoss Ankh-Morpork, Street of the Alchemists
Drakko Ankh-Morpork, Salt Shaker, Flat 2
Dr Sigman Fraud Ankh-Morpork, Short Street
(Note: you might have to pay for an appointment to actually deliver it)
Edward Scrooge Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
Ella Montigue Ankh-Morpork, Shop on n-w corner of Dolly Sisters
Emmaline Lamb Ankh-Morpork, Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets
Farnem Failey Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
Fat Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house
Felicity Hopkinson Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley
Flyn Skint Ankh-Morpork, The Waterfront, Flyn's Place
Fred Ankh-Morpork, Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop
Fred Sylver Ankh-Morpork, Washer Way, Sylver's
Freda Glottik Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
Geoffrey Ankh-Morpork, God Street (in Bertha's House)
Georgio Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place
Geremiah Codger Ankh-Morpork, Widdershins Broadway
Gerry Watkins Ankh-Morpork, Dimwell Street
Gimlet Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
Gladys Ankh-Morpork, Bob's Fish Shoppe, Street of Cunning Artificers
Goran Ankh Bridge Imports, Ankh-Morpork
Gore Batchev Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Gunther Ankh-Morpork, Market Street, Costlee Coffee
Gwawr Clwyd Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Tannery
Halley Toomer Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers
Ham Burgner Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
Harmony Stardancer Ankh-Morpork, Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe
Harold Cobbler Ankh-Morpork, 1_ Elm Street (western end)
Henufi Icta Ankh-Morpork, The Soake, The Laughing Falafel
Hibiscus Dunelm Ankh-Morpork, The Mended Drum, Filigree Street
Hito Hitokui Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
Hobliet the Unnecessary Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools
Hurple Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop
Hwel Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, The Dysk
Igor Ankh-Morpork, The Forge, Cable Street (opposite Cutankle's, upstairs)
Inga Ankh-Morpork, The Pain in the Neck
Ixolite Ankh-Morpork, Fresh Start Club, Elm Street
Not always there - possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room.
Jabez Clamber Ankh-Morpork, Grunefair, antique jewellery shop
Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
Jack Banks Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Starbanks
John Tetzel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences
Kenneth Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
Kernab Ankh-Morpork, Kernab's Weaponry Store, Treacle Street
Kodattai Ankh-Morpork, The Cattle District
Kurr Ency Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
Lady Timatis Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment)
Lilith Z. Dharienne Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Karma 'R' Us
Liona Keeble Ankh-Morpork, Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop
Little Jimmy Ankh-Morpork, Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate)
Luciano Flabbarotti Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Madame Dawning Ankh-Morpork, Madame Dawning’s Palliaments, One Pseudopolis Yard
Madame Gumble Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
Manuel Fawlty Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
Mardi Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Craf__Co_r_, Masqueparade
Maria Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Poster Shop
Marvin Ankh-Morpork, Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers
Master Nimbledrit Ankh-Morpork, Master Nimbledrit's shop of Crafting Equipment, Ettercap Street
Maximiliam Dimlith Ankh-Morpork, Green Lumpy Bit, outside a plilosophical looking building
Miss Ha'penny Ankh-Morpork, Offices in the middle of Speedwell Street, first set s-w of Ankh Morpork Council building
Miss Grangrid Ankh-Morpork, The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street
Mo Astor Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
Monsieur Rosset Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon
Mr Cranwell Ankh-Morpork, The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers
Mr Cropper Ankh-Morpork, The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods
Mr Goatberger Ankh-Morpork, The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods
Mr. Goodmountain Ankh-Morpork, Gleam Street, busy printing room
Mr Graves Ankh-Morpork, The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street
Mr Lumiere Ankh-Morpork, Market Street
Mr. Manson Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary
Mr. Scoonwinkle Ankh-Morpork, Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store
Mr. Stronginthearm Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith
Mr Vitiolo Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
Mrs. Armitage Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
Mrs. Confectionairre Ankh-Morpork, Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre
Mrs Corduroy Ankh-Morpork, Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals
Mrs Dimmles Ankh-Morpork, Mrs Dimmles' Open-All-Hours cafe, Dimwell Street
Mrs. Dodger Ankh-Morpork, Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Mrs Green Ankh-Morpork, Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop
Mrs Vera Johannes Ankh-Morpork, Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies
Ms Estible Ankh-Morpork, The Willows, The Head of the Table
Murgatroyd Listey Ankh-Morpork, Souvenir Shop, Humble Street
Nathan Ankh-Morpork, The Curio Shop, Artorollo Alley
Nese Stenzelle Ankh-Morpork, Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor
Old Bob Ankh-Morpork, The Flintwick Building
Old Crumble Ankh-Morpork, The Bucket
Olson Ankh-Morpork, Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop
Onna Hitokui Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker
Patrice Le Clair Ankh-Morpork, The Goose Gate (market stall)
Phor Strict Futons Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea
Pierre Grepe Ankh-Morpork, Vino pour la Femme et le Homme, God’s Collar
Placido Flamingo Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
Ptom Psmith Ankh-Morpork, East Ankh Ferry
Rattigan Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, rat infested house
Rebecca Palm Ankh-Morpork, Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing
Reg Shoe Ankh-Morpork, Mrs Cake's house, Elm Street (Fresh Start Club, Elm Street on Thursdays at midnight)
Renee Palm Ankh-Morpork, Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets
Rinaldo Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar, Chrononhotonthologos Street
Roffle Ankh-Morpork, Upper Broadway (wanders)
Roger Ankh-Morpork, Patrician's Palace, north of the Flame Board
Sandra Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
Satchelmouth Ankh-Morpork, Baker Street, Guild of Musicians
Scheda Carte Ankh-Morpork, Attic Bee Street, Card Shop
Septa DeBlano Ankh-Morpork, Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods
Sergeant Littlebottom Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House
Seymour Convecks Ankh-Morpork, Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's
Shapaya Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
Shmata Ankh-Morpork, Misbegot Bridge
Sneed Finkman Ankh-Morpork, outside the Ankh-Morpork Post Office
Sol Ankh-Morpork, Thieves' Guild
Spanky Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
Starspirit Moonfire Ankh-Morpork, Krazzander's Magik Shoppe, Cockbill Street
Stren Withel Ankh-Morpork, Filigree Street, The Mended Drum
Thomas Eddiessonson Ankh-Morpork, Cable Street, The Forge
Thom Crooze Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None
Time Wemple Ankh-Morpork, Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated
Too Bath Salts Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
Trioll Negurney Ankh-Morpork, Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe
Turan Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery
Two-fingers McKluskey Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists
Urotho Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Pitt
Valerianne Ankh-Morpork, Elm Street, Valerianne's weapon and armour shop
Veebeel Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
Wiley Woonsocket Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
William de Worde Ankh-Morpork, Printing Works, The Ankh-Morpork Times, Gleam Street
Wozza Ankh-Morpork, Ecksian Souvenir shop (Not on letter: south of Contract Bridge, Cheapside)
Wun Phul Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant
Yortuk Festrunk Ankh-Morpork, Prouts, Festrunk Brothers
Rimpog [An attendant] Sto Plains [Near Pekan Ford], Wizard Outpost [Raising Chamber]
Squinty Jeb Sto Plains, A Hut
Alberto Malich
* Albert
Death's Domain
Aloysius Habenpfeifer Hillshire, Tobacco Shop
Ruby Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
Director Holy Wood, Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures
Mrs. Cosmopilite Holy Wood
Shopkeeper Nowhere
gnarled old man Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
Sue Pekan Pekan Ford, Village Store
Tom Pekan Pekan Ford, Village Pub
Valentino Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
Carlton Desric Scrogden
Findel Nordelsson Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market
Gerard de Wendelle Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop
Gerti Kotzbeck Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop
Holly Cloverfield Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
Madam Miliena Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe
Master Gildworthy Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
Miss Armitage Sto Lat, Queens Road
Miss Wylde Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Sto Lat, Queens Road
Mysteria della Noctis Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium
Nils Beerman Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store
Omar Amahl Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop
Oncle Hamash Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
Paul Zombo Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
Peter Periwinkle Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop
Quinbury Soames Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop
Ragman Sto Lat, Grave's Hope
The Proprietor
* blacksmith
Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy
Tony Robinson Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar

DLA: Close by; smudged address

Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting

See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLC: Close by; vague address

See #Inquiring.

DLD: Close by; only the city

See #Inquiring.

Far Away

The npcs far away for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not please add them.

NPC Location Region
DEATH Death's realm
*(No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.)
Sto Plains
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat Sto Plains
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop Sto Plains
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers Sto Plains
Gerard de Wendelle Evening Dress Shop, Wall Street, Sto Lat Sto Plains
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl Calh-Nhad Klatch
Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild Klatch
Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop Klatch
Master Bibh-Lat Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith Klatch
Merk Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers Klatch
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road Klatch
Ptik-ptak-ptoe Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop Klatch
Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop Klatch
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street Klatch
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations Klatch
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard Klatch
Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen Klatch
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid Klatch
Fis'n-tsips Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn Klatch
One of them Dibblers with a long name
* May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah
Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi) Klatch
Private Inside Leg Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent Klatch
Suhm-wil-deih Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis) Klatch
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Street Klatch
Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch
Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop Klatch
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank) Klatch
Endos the Listener Ephebe, Antithesis Lane Klatch
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch
Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley Klatch
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel Klatch
Master Zosimos Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
* Zosimos' Wine Shop
Klatch
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch
Souvlakios Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road Klatch
The owner Ephebe, Market Taverna Klatch
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna Klatch
Emile Bois, pub Vieux River
A generic Charre Bux employee Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House Vieux River
Ayna Genua, Thee Magick Boxe Vieux River
Blloddwyn Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern Vieux River
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road, Brittnee's Message Tees Vieux River
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers Vieux River
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street Vieux River
David Leatherman Genua, Marketplace, Leatherworking stall Vieux River
Edna Scum Genua, The Scum Bar, Pirate Avenue Vieux River
Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand Vieux River
Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks Vieux River
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks Vieux River
Hotel Reception Genua, Hotel Vieux River
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop Vieux River
Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk Vieux River
Mr Ray Genua, Tacticus Academy Vieux River
Mr Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River
Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River
Mrs Gogol Genua, Marketplace Vieux River
Sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk Vieux River
Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie on Samedi Crescent Vieux River
Talula Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys) Vieux River
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue Vieux River
The tipster
* Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis
* Billy 'the baker' Vanilla
* Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia
* Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn
* Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice
* Luca 'the beard' DeBois
* Luca 'the joker' DeBois
* Michael 'the moose' Casella
* Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia
* Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia
* Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo
* Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana
Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar Vieux River
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks Vieux River
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House Vieux River
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks Vieux River
Cern Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass (Witches' Guild) Ramtops
Gulta Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge Ramtops
Jaims Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge Ramtops
Martha Headlock Bad Ass, Village Shop Ramtops
Mrs Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian Camp Ramtops
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall Ramtops
Granville Brass Neck, Village Shop Ramtops
Virgo Vango Brass Neck (Portrait Shop) Ramtops
Dia Shale Creel Springs Ramtops
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs Ramtops
Monster Lancre Pool Ramtops
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town Ramtops
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house Ramtops
Embezile Thatcher Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank Ramtops
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge Ramtops
giant leader land of the giants Ramtops
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop Ramtops
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond) Ramtops
Nicholas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets Ramtops
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops
Our Wullie Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers Ramtops
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops
gnarled old man Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
Vic Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery Ramtops
Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle Ramtops
My poor kidnapped daughter
* beautiful female captive
Bandit camp (very dangerous) Ramtops
Allen Kingfisher Blackglass, Blackglass smithy Ramtops
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop Ramtops
Abbot Lobsang Listening Monks, Private quarters of the abbot Ramtops
Brother Hotpot Listening Monks, Kitchen Ramtops
Asap (Brother Asap) Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Sister Bi-Bi Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Sister Ti-Ti Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Aggressive Pixie (Water Sprite) Razorback (Sprite Cavern) Ramtops
Gammer Nudity Razorback, Mad Gammer Nudity's cottage Ramtops
Heinz Blauhimmel Razorback, village shop Ramtops
Lichtenstein Razorback, The Inn Ramtops
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback Ramtops
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop Ramtops
Cleetus Patterson Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies Ramtops
Granma Muckloe Slice Ramtops
Peggy Little Slice, Quilting shop Ramtops
Ann Celeria Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w) Ramtops
Doctor Lancreman Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s) Ramtops
Hardenfast Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops
Honest Dachshund
*Frank Doberman
Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern Ramtops
Irkabod Stork Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops
Kortina Van Dryver
*Miss Van Dryer
Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops
Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop Ramtops
Mrs Van Carrot Slippery Hollow Ramtops
My good friend at the post office Slippery Hollow (post office) Ramtops
One and Only Manclef Slippery Hollow Ramtops
Shopkeeper Bunch Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store) Ramtops
The Magistrate
*Magistrate Flathead
Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops
Young Bran Slippery Hollow Ramtops
Temple Guardian (templeguard) Temple of Soyin
* Warning: Watch out for auto-attacking yetis!
Ramtops
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows) Ramtops
The Proprietor
*shopkeeping native
Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
*The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
Turnwise Ocean
Clara Escrow (Candle Cave) Uberwald
Ema Nymton Escrow (fair grounds) Uberwald
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way) Uberwald
SMOH Dybbler Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop) Uberwald
Trau Mirnicht Escrow (tent in fair) Uberwald
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way) Uberwald
Abe A town (Unnamed town, graveyard) Uberwald
Innkeeper The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe Uberwald

DLE: Far away; smudged address

Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting

See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLG: Far away; vague address

See #Inquiring.

DLH: Far away; only the city

See #Inquiring.

DLI: Difficult customer

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.

Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.

NPC Exp Coins Location
Triad Boss Obsolete? Bes Pelargic, Medina
The Grflx 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25.00 Skund Forest, Large cave
Vyrt 35280 &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de Ephebe
Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].
Avalanche Preventore
(large metallic dragon)
96000 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian 60000 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain 48000 &&&&&&&&&&&+9600 1M|0de Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox 56784 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Gloomy Forest
The Clown (Ha'pennywise) 111360 &&&&&&&&&&+22500 7,5,0Gf Genua Sewers
Ice giants 96320 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 The Hub
Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.
T-shop proprietor 64000 &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de The Travelling shop
Bug 68640 &&&&&&&&&&+13536 LC 7|10|- Ramtops
Thursday 102959 &&&&&&&&&&+20640 43Rh A Deserted Island (Thursday's Island)
Hotan Hwoar Ni 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+12040 25Rh 10s Bes Pelargic, Sum Bing, The Snail, Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours
"Be On Your Guard" : A bug that made it possible to slip past the guarding NPCs in the Snail has been fixed.
Security guards 21924 &&&&&&&&&&&+4380 9Rh 15s Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank

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