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[[File:Am postoffice.png|thumb|right|upright=4|Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow|link={{filepath:Am postoffice.png}}]]
 
:''This page is about a source of [[Missions|missions / jobs]].''
 
:''This page is about a source of [[Missions|missions / jobs]].''
  
===Start the job===
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[[Dead letter office jobs]] will have you acting as an unofficial postal employee for the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, delivering letters to citizens near and far (at your discretion).
To start the job, offer to help in the dead letter office of the main AM post office.
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You will be given a choice of difficulties:
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==Notes==
<pre>Frank says: How much of a challenge do you want?  I can give you a letter for someone local, close-by, far away or for someone in a distant land. Or if you want a real challenge then ask me about difficult customers.</pre>
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*[[Time]]s listed with DW (Discworld) units above are in Roundworld minutes, times listed with RW (RoundWorld) units use earth conventional times. (See <code>options output temporal_reality</code>)
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*The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
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*If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
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*If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
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*You cannot deliver while it is too [[Bright|dark]] for you to see the recipient.
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*If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. '''This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet.''' You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.
  
===Rewards===
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==The Job==
*'Local' has 30 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 8000 xp and {{dollars|A$4.00}} in money.
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To see what the kind of letters there are, you can <code>check pigeonholes</code> for a brief list. One can also <code>read pigeonholes</code> for a verbose listing, though it provides no additional information.
*'Close by' has 3 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 16000 xp and {{dollars|A$8.00}} in money.
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*'Far away' has 3 hours and 20 minutes to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 36000 xp and {{dollars|A$20.00}} in money.
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*'Distant land' has 10 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 64000 xp and {{dollars|A$32.00}} in money.
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*'Difficult customers' has 6 days and 16 hours to deliver the letter, and gives a reward of 180000 xp and {{dollars|A$90.00}} in money. Warning: it could be dangerous!
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===Notes===
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You can pick a type of letter from those listed on the pigeonholes to <code>offer to deliver <letter code></code>, ex. <code>offer to deliver dlc</code>
Times listed above are in the Disc temporal reality.
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The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
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When the addressee is found, you can <code>deliver letter to <npc></code>.
  
Should you not like the target NPC you have been assigned, you can give the letter back to Frank - however, you will need to wait 10 RL minutes before you can receive another.
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===Inquiring===
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When you take on a mission to deliver a letter with a vague address, or only the city, you can <code>inquire after addressee</code> to find out more information. This is a skill check that uses the relevant [[people.culture]] skill for the area.
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*To succeed reliably you need the [[people.culture]].* skill appropriate to the area and of course people [[gp]] - [[people.points]].
  
If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the 10 minutes RL before he will give you another.
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* [[People.culture.ankh-morporkian]]: [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Sto Lat]], [[Genua]]
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* [[People.culture.djelian]]: [[Djelibeybi]]
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* [[People.culture.agatean]]: [[Bes Pelargic]]
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* [[People.culture.ephebian]]: [[Ephebe]]
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* [[People.culture.lancrastian]]: [[Lancre]]
  
===Local===
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Mission !!colspan="3"|Bonus for odds of success
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|-
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!Range !!~ 0% !!~ 50% !!Nearly always
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|-
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|Vague address ||150 ||? ||193
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|-
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|Only the city ||<202 ||? ||239
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|}
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*Inquiring will tell you the type of npc (actor, monk, etc.) if the letter is not clear on that.
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*The appropriate npcs have the distinctive traits at the end of their description when you look at them.
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*The range to get bearing on the target is around 12-20 rooms away.
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*Most of the time the direction given will be (pure) south if you're not more than 2 east or west from the destination. It seems likely that rooms with opposite directions (say you need to go north and then later south to reach the target) cancel each other.
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*Paths to the target in a straight line with no intersections seem to extend the range somewhat.
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*The furthest range categories are often considerably shorter than the number of rooms in the table. This might be because of some kind of neighbourhood limits.
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Message: <code>that your target</code> !!Meaning
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|-
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|<code>isn't in the neighbourhood</code> ||Beyond detection
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> a while back</code> ||12 to 16+ rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> not too long ago</code> ||9-15 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted in the <direction> recently</code> ||3-8 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>was spotted very close by not a moment ago</code> ||0-2 rooms away
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|-
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|<code>met a brutal end</code> ||Target dead
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|-
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|<code>You find the language barrier to be insurmountable</code> ||You need to <code>speak <appropriate language></code> for the area
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|}
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Vague address is easier in several ways:
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*An intersection is indicated.
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*If you are further away than ~17 rooms from the intersection inquire just says you are too far. (This might be fixed neighbourhood boundaries.)
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*The bonus needed is lower than for letters with only the city. (At least before the latest changes, need to confirm.)
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===Deciphering===
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The address of the letters with <code>terrible handwriting</code> has been quite obfuscated.
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*They can be deciphered with the command <code>decipher handwriting on letter</code>.
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*This is a skill check that uses [[crafts.arts.calligraphy]] and costs 40 [[GP]].
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==Rewards==
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{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
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|-
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!Method
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!Abbreviation
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!Mission
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!XP reward
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!Monetary reward
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!Time given
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|-
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|Missing letters
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|[[#DLA: Close by; smudged address|DLA]]
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|Close by; smudged address
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|12800 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$6.50}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Deciphering|Deciphering]]
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|[[#DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting|DLB]]
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|Close by; terrible handwriting
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|25600 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$13}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLC: Close by; vague address|DLC]]
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|Close by; vague address
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|24128 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$12}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLD: Close by; only the city|DLD]]
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|Close by; only the city
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|47823 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$25}}
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|45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
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|-
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|Missing letters
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|[[#DLE: Far away; smudged address|DLE]]
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|Far away; smudged address
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|25600 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$11.25}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Deciphering|Deciphering]]
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|[[#DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting|DLF]]
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|Far away; terrible handwriting
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|27456 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$15}} {{Lmoney|LC 3|2|-}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLG: Far away; vague address|DLG]]
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|Far away; vague address
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|33440 XP
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|{{Dollars|A$18}}
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|30 DW min / 9 RW min
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|-
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|[[#Inquiring|Inquiring]]
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|[[#DLH: Far away; only the city|DLH]]
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|Far away; only the city
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|50064 XP
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|{{Rhinu|21Rh}}
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|45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
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|-
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|Surviving
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|[[#DLI: Difficult customer|DLI]]
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|Difficult customer
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|varies
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|varies
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|200 DW min - 3.33 DW hour / 1 RW hour (Thursday/Librarian)
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|}
  
Local NPCs are found in Ankh-Morpork and are stationary.
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==Close-By==
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The npcs close-by for '''smudged address''' and '''terrible handwriting''' should be in the following table. If not, please add them.
  
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  !NPC
 
  !NPC
  !Location
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  !Address (letter may not match exactly)
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!City
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Armitage
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  |Ada Woonsocket || Upper Broadway || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Dodger
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  |Alfred Musqrat || Sheer Street, Paint Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Isle of the Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Manuel Fawlty
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  |Anita Hurpley || God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, God Street, The Curry Gardens
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Murgatroyd Listey
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  |Apold Blorkman || West Ankh Ferry || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Humble Street, Souvenir Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Rinaldo
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  |Archemedies || Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, The Mouldy Cellar
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Shapaya
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  |Argule Wibbley || Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Apartment on Grunefair
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Nimbledrit
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  |Arlof Eetmmot || Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ettercap Street, Master Nimbledrit's Shop of Crafting Equipment
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Vitiolo
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  |Baldwin MacAvrik || Filigree Street, The Blacksmiths || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Veebeel
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  |Baguette || Weaver Street, Baguette's Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Too Bath Salts
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  |Barry || Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mo Astor
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  |Benno Lacoste || Prouts, Wine Warehouse || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Jacinthe Bockxse
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  |Bernita || Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ham Burgner
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  |Bertha || God Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Madame Gumble
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  |Bligh Earcrusher || Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sandra
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  |Brother David || Short Street, The house of rest and safety || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Luciano Flabbarotti
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  |Brother Soon Shine Sun || Clay Lane, The Shonky Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Kurr Ency
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  |Cadmium || Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, The Pitts, The Coin Corner
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Wiley Woonsocket
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  |Carnelia Palm || Pinky's Lingerie and Big Top Circus Supply Emporium, Street of Cunning Artificers || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Spanky
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  |Chester Copperpot || Endless Street, Chester Copperpot's Tattoo Parlour || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, God's Collar, Armourer
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sergeant Skyler
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  |Commander Samuel Vimes || Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Monsieur Rosset
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  |Constable Dorfl || Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Pseudopolis Yard ,Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ella Montigue
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  |Constable Shoe || Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Dolly Sisters,
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|}
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===Close-by===
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Close-by NPCs are located in Ankh-Morpork or another nearby town, and usually move.
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{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
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  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
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  |Constable Swires || Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch || Ankh-Morpork
!Location
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Arnold Sideways
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  |Constable Visit || Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
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  |Count Notfarouto || The Fresh Start Club, Elm Street.<br/>(Doesn't spawn there, might have to go at a meeting time) || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Duck Man
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  |Cubert Eiche|| Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Francis with his ukulele of pain
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  |Cutta || Cattle District, Pony Parts || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gok'wan
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  |Cynthia Potts || Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gritjaw Thighsplitter
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  |Dagmar Schmet || The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Dwarf District
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Hobbling Tim
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  |Dame Sufferland || The Salt Shaker, Upper Broadway || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Sheer Street
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Hoff Buchannon
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  |Danlin || Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Jocasta Wiggs
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  |Darren Spangler || Sator Square, Magical Emporium || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Louis Bingham
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  |David Wobbler || Artorollo Alley || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Maple Bede
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  |Del Trotter || Caveat Emptorium, Trotters Lane || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Maude Scowd
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  |Derek Wadley || Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mellie Thistlewhistle
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  |Dhraz Shaftrubble || Iron Helmet || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Pin
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  |Dimitris || Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Tulip
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  |Doctor Bones || Monk's Hospital, The Pitts || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Neelie Awkside
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  |Dogbottler || Short Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Nobby Nobbs
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  |Doss Chiderdoss || Street of the Alchemists || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Old Wilfred
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  |Drakko || Salt Shaker, Flat 2 || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Prodo Laggins
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  |Dr Sigman Fraud || Short Street <br/>(Note: you might have to pay for an appointment to actually deliver it) || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ronnie Soak
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  |Edward Scrooge || The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sacharissa Cripslock
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  |Ella Montigue || Shop on n-w corner of Dolly Sisters || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sergeant Colon
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  |Emmaline Lamb || Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork, Ankh-Morpork City Watch
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sneed Finkman
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  |Farnem Failey || Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |The LAG
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  |Fat Sandra || Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house || Ankh-Morpork
|Ankh-Morpork
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Alberto Malich
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  |Felicity Hopkinson || Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley || Ankh-Morpork
|Death's Domain
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Aloysius Habenpfeifer
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  |Flyn Skint || The Waterfront, Flyn's Place || Ankh-Morpork
|Hillshire, Tobacco Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Ruby
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  |Fred || Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Holy Wood, The Blue Lias
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Sue Pekan
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  |Fred Sylver || Washer Way, Sylver's || Ankh-Morpork
|Pekan Ford, Country Store
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Tom Pekan
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  |Freda Glottik || Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods || Ankh-Morpork
|Pekan Ford, Village Pub
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Hughoc Gatewood
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  |Geoffrey || God Street (in Bertha's House) || Ankh-Morpork
|Scrogden
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Valentino
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  |Georgio || Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place || Ankh-Morpork
|Sheepridge, Valentino's Flower Stall
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Findel Nordelsson
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  |Geremiah Codger || Widdershins Broadway || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Fleppo
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  |Gerry Watkins || Dimwell Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Bathrobe shop, Royal Market
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gerard de Wendelle
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  |Gertrude || Lobbin Clout, Flintwick Building, Gertrude's Perfumery || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Gerti Kotzbeck
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  |Gimlet || Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Holly Cloverfield
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  |Gladys || Bob's Fish Shoppe, Street of Cunning Artificers || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Jack Straw
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  |Goran || Ankh Bridge Imports || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Garlic Grove
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Madam Miliena
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  |Gore Batchev || Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Gildworthy
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  |Gunther || Market Street, Costlee Coffee || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Armitage
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  |Gwawr Clwyd || Phedre Road, Tannery || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Queens Road
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Wylde
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  |Halley Toomer || Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Willikins-Boydle
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  |Ham Burgner || The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Queens Road
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Mysteria della Noctis
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  |Harmony Stardancer || Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Nils Beerman
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  |Harold Cobbler || 1_ Elm Street (western end) || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Oncle Hamash
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  |Herbert || Bologna Shop, God Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Paul Zombo
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  |Henufi Icta || The Soake, The Laughing Falafel || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, King's Road, Guard Room
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Peter Periwinkle
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  |Hibiscus Dunelm || The Mended Drum, Filigree Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Hill Street, Pet Shop
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  |-
 
  |-
  |Quinbury Soames
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  |Hito Hitokui || Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ragman
+
  |Hobliet the Unnecessary || Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, Grave's Hope
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor (blacksmith)
+
  |Hurple || Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Sto Lat, The Royal Market Smithy
+
|}
+
 
+
===Far away===
+
Far away NPCs are generally stationary.
+
 
+
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
+
  |Hwel || Isle of Gods, The Dysk || Ankh-Morpork
!Location
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cern Smith
+
  |Igor || The Forge, Cable Street (opposite Cutankle's, upstairs) || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granny Weatherwax
+
  |Igor || Brerand's Armoury, Tenth Egg Street (upstairs) || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Gulta Smith
+
  |Inga || The Pain in the Neck || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hanlo Shepston
+
  |Ixolite || Fresh Start Club, Elm Street<br/>Not always there - check Mrs. Cake's house, or possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room. || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass, The Forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Jaims Smith
+
  |Jabez Clamber || Grunefair, antique jewellery shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs Smith
+
  |Jacinthe Bockxse || Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg
+
  |Jack Banks || God's Collar, Starbanks || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass, Forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Martha Headlock
+
  |John Tetzel || The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences || Ankh-Morpork
|Bad Ass
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cohen the Barbarian
+
  |Kenneth || Market Street, discreet stall || Ankh-Morpork
|Barbarian camp
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Allen Kingfisher
+
  |Kernab || Kernab's Weaponry Store, Treacle Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Blackglass, Blackglass smithy
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Morchella Esculenta
+
  |Kodattai || The Cattle District || Ankh-Morpork
|Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Emile
+
  |Kurr Ency || The Pitts, The Coin Corner || Ankh-Morpork
|Bois, pub
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fern Golly
+
  |Lady Timatis || God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment) || Ankh-Morpork
|Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Virgo Vango
+
  |Lilith Z. Dharienne || Body Street, Karma 'R' Us || Ankh-Morpork
|Brass Neck
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granville
+
  |Liona Keeble || Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Brass Neck, Village Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor
+
  |Little Jimmy || Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate) || Ankh-Morpork
|Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl
+
  |Luciano Flabbarotti || Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back || Ankh-Morpork
|Calh-Nhad
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Dia Shale
+
  |Madame Dawning || Madame Dawning’s Palliaments, One Pseudopolis Yard || Ankh-Morpork
|Creel Springs
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Esther Elderbury
+
  |Madame Gumble || Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery || Ankh-Morpork
|Creel Springs
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Death
+
  |Manuel Fawlty || God Street, The Curry Gardens || Ankh-Morpork
|Death's realm
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Dil the Embalmer
+
  |Mardi || Phedre Road, Craft Court, Masqueparade || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Khip-en-dahl
+
  |Maria || Phedre Road, Poster Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, A Queen Ptraci furniture shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Bibh-Lat
+
  |Marvin || Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ptep-ptip-ptop
+
  |Master Nimbledrit || Master Nimbledrit's shop of Crafting Equipment, Ettercap Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ptik-ptak-ptoe
+
  |Maximiliam Dimlith || Green Lumpy Bit, outside a plilosophical looking building || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibybi, Hourglass shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Pugh Alighieri
+
  |Miss Ha'penny || Offices in the middle of Speedwell Street, first set s-w of Ankh Morpork Council building || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Teh-takk-eht
+
  |Miss Grangrid|| The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Temple street
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Toohumi
+
  |Mo Astor || Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ug Ogg
+
  |Monsieur Rosset || Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Guards
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wan-tew-iit
+
  |Mr Cheese || The Bucket, Gleam Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Yclept
+
  |Mr Cranwell || The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi, Pharao's Park
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Arms trader
+
  |Mr Cropper || The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Awaiting-Rain
+
  |Mr Goatberger || The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Captain Ptargos
+
  |Mr. Goodmountain || Gleam Street, busy printing room || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fis'n-tsips
+
  |Mr Graves || The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |One of them dibbler with the ?<br>(May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah)
+
  |Mr Lumiere || Market Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Djelibeybi Harbour
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abraxas
+
  |Mr. Manson || Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Rational Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ania
+
  |Mr. Scoonwinkle || Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist
+
  |Mr. Stronginthearm || Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Aurinax
+
  |Mr Vitiolo || Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Betty
+
  |Mrs. Armitage || Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Endos the Listener
+
  |Mrs. Confectionairre || Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Antithesis Lane
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Kakia
+
  |Mrs Corduroy || Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Klepton
+
  |Mrs Dimmles || Mrs Dimmles' Open-All-Hours cafe, Dimwell Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Ponder Alley
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maintenance man
+
  |Mrs Drull || Fresh Start Club, Elm Street (check Mrs. Cake's house outside of meeting times) || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Citadel
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Master Zosimos
+
  |Mrs. Dodger || Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist
+
  |Mrs Green || Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Souvlakios
+
  |Mrs Vera Johannes || Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The owner
+
  |Ms Estible || The Willows, The Head of the Table || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Market Taverna
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Xenophobios
+
  |Murgatroyd Listey || Souvenir Shop, Humble Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Clara
+
  |Nathan || The Curio Shop, Artorollo Alley || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, chandelers' shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ema Nymton
+
  |Nese Stenzelle || Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, fair
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ivor von Kaeyya
+
  |Old Bob || The Flintwick Building || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, The Count's Seat, Briar Way
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |SMOH Dybbler
+
  |Old Crumble || The Bucket || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, Mother Dybbler Potion Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Trau Mirnicht
+
  |Olson || Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, fair
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Verkauft Keinfleisch
+
  |Onna Hitokui || Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker || Ankh-Morpork
|Escrow, The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |A generic Charre Bux employee
+
  |Opp Donnderson || Grunefair, Goldsmith || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ayna
+
  |Patrice Le Clair || The Goose Gate (market stall) || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, The Magick Boxe
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Blloddwyn
+
  |Phor Strict Futons || Little Agatea || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu'
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brittnee
+
  |Pierre Grepe || Vino pour la Femme et le Homme, God’s Collar || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Savannah Road
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Captain Merreaux Vingian
+
  |Placido Flamingo || Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Musketeers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cogsworth
+
  |Ptom Psmith || East Ankh Ferry || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |David Leatherman
+
  |Radua Monev || Radua Monev's Picture Shop, Grunefair || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Marketplace
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Edna Scum
+
  |Rattigan || God's Collar, rat infested house || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Pirate Avenue, Scum Bar
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fredd S'Vage
+
  |Rebecca Palm || Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Harbour mistress
+
  |Reg Shoe || Mrs Cake's house, Elm Street (Fresh Start Club, Elm Street on Thursdays at midnight) || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, underground docks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Hotel Receptionist
+
  |Renee Palm || Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Hotel
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Jolly Roger
+
  |Rinaldo || The Mouldy Cellar, Chrononhotonthologos Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mamie Olivia
+
  |Roffle || Upper Broadway (wanders, could be as far as Sator Square) || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Dead Man's Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr Ra
+
  |Roger || Patrician's Palace, north of the Flame Board || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Tacticus Academy
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mr. Myrtle
+
  |Rosa Jollity || Rosa's Chocolate Emporium, Pseudopolis Yard || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mrs. Gogol
+
  |Sandra || Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Marketplace
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Spritz Peltanque
+
  |Sanguine Asphyxia || Lobbin Clout, a rat shop || Ankh-Morpork
  |Genua, The Resting Zombie
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Talula
+
  |Satchelmouth || Baker Street, Guild of Musicians || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Talula's Titillating Toys
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Harbour Master
+
  |Scheda Carte || Attic Bee Street, Card Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Office near docks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The shopkeeper
+
  |Septa DeBlano || Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The sno-ball vendor
+
  |Sergeant Littlebottom || Pseudopolis Yard Watch House || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Lovers' Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The tipster
+
  |Sergeant Skyler || Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Thom Cru'ez
+
  |Seymour Convecks || Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Barracks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Watch clerk
+
  |Shapaya || Apartment on Grunefair || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Watch House
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Wounded soldier
+
  |Shmata || Misbegot Bridge || Ankh-Morpork
|Genua, Barracks
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Private Inside Leg
+
  |Sigsbee H. Waddington || Shelf Shock Shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Bestiality Carter
+
  |Sneed Finkman || outside the Ankh-Morpork Post Office || Ankh-Morpork
|Lancre Town
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Turbil
+
  |Sol || Thieves' Guild || Ankh-Morpork
|Lancre Town, lodging house
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Embezile Thatcher
+
  |Spanky || God's Collar, Armourer || Ankh-Morpork
|Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |J. Ogg
+
  |Starspirit Moonfire || Krazzander's Magik Shoppe, Cockbill Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Lancre Town, forge
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |giant leader
+
  |Stren Withel || Filigree Street, The Mended Drum || Ankh-Morpork
|land of the giants
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Len
+
  |Mr Steless || Mr. T.A. Steless's World of Art, Street of Cunning Artificers || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Nicholas Winston
+
  |Thomas Eddiessonson || Cable Street, The Forge (across the street from Cutankle's) || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Serb Unglish
+
  |Thom Crooze || Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Stoat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sharn Unglish
+
  |Tim La Raude || Street of Cunning Artificers, La Raude's Shelf shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Stoat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Maggie
+
  |Time Wemple || Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Stoat (beside pond)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Our Wullie
+
  |Too Bath Salts || Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Stephan
+
  |Trioll Negurney || Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Young Steven
+
  |Turan || Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery || Ankh-Morpork
|Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Suhm-wil-deih
+
  |Two-fingers McKluskey || The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists || Ankh-Morpork
|Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Vic
+
  |Urotho || The Pitts, The Coin Pitt || Ankh-Morpork
|Ohulan Cutash, Vic's tannery
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Twoflower the tourist
+
  |Valerianne || Elm Street, Valerianne's weapon and armour shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abbot Lobsang
+
  |Veebeel || The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth || Ankh-Morpork
|Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Hotpot
+
  |Victoria Grotle || Plaza of Broken Moons, "Get 'em while we still got 'em" shop || Ankh-Morpork
|Ramtops, Listening Monks Temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Brother Asap
+
  |Wiley Woonsocket || Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen || Ankh-Morpork
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sister Bi-Bi Effenne
+
  |William de Worde || Printing Works, The Ankh-Morpork Times, Gleam Street || Ankh-Morpork
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Sister Ti-Ti Effenne
+
  |Wozza || Ecksian Souvenir shop (Not on letter: south of Contract Bridge, Cheapside) || Ankh-Morpork
|Ramtops, Monks of Cool temple
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Heinz Blauhimmel
+
  |Wun Phul || Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant || Ankh-Morpork
|Razorback, village shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lichtenstein
+
  |Yortuk Festrunk || Prouts, Festrunk Brothers || Ankh-Morpork
|Razorback, The Inn
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mad Gammer Nudity
+
  |Rimpog [An attendant] || Wizard Outpost [Raising Chamber], [Near Pekan Ford] || Sto Plains
|Razorback
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Candice Little
+
  |Squinty Jeb || A Hut || Sto Plains
|Slice, Quilter shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cleetus Patterson
+
  |Alberto Malich <br/>* Albert || (no further address given but it's in the Sto Plains) || Death's Domain
|Slice, General shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Granma Muckloe
+
  |Aloysius Habenpfeifer || Tobacco Shop || Hillshire
|Slice
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Peggy Little
+
  |Ruby || The Blue Lias || Holy Wood
|Slice
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |A maitre d'
+
  |Director || Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures || Holy Wood
|Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fleppo
+
  |Mrs. Cosmopilite || Cosmopilite's clothes store || Holy Wood
|Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Isobel Kingdom
+
  |Shopkeeper || (shop at the SE corner) || Nowhere
|Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |71-hour Ahmed
+
  |gnarled old man || ("I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him") || Nowhere
|Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Temple Guardian
+
  |Sue Pekan || Village Store || Pekan Ford
|Temple of Soyin
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Fione mac Feegle
+
  |Tom Pekan || Village Pub || Pekan Ford
|Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Abe
+
  |Valentino || Valentino's Flower Stall || Sheepridge
|Unnamed town, graveyard, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Innkeeper
+
  |Carlton Desric || - || Scrogden
|Unnamed town, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Spiegal
+
  |Findel Nordelsson || Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop || Sto Lat
|Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe, Uberwald
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
 +
|Fleppo || Bathrobe shop, Royal Market || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Gerard de Wendelle || Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Gerti Kotzbeck || Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Holly Cloverfield || Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Isobel Kingdom || Academy of Artificers || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Jack Straw || Garlic Grove || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Madam Miliena || Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Master Gildworthy || Academy of Artificers || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Miss Armitage || Queens Road || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Miss Wylde || Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Mrs Willikins-Boydle || Queens Road || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Mysteria della Noctis || Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Nils Beerman || Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Omar Amahl || Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Oncle Hamash || Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Paul Zombo || King's Road, Guard Room || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Peter Periwinkle || Hill Street, Pet Shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Quinbury Soames || Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Ragman || Grave's Hope || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|The Proprietor (blacksmith) || The Royal Market Smithy || Sto Lat
 +
|-
 +
|Tony Robinson || Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar || Sto Lat
 
|}
 
|}
  
===Distant land===
+
===DLA: Close by; smudged address===
 +
Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
  
Distant land NPC all move. Use the bold part of their name for [[seeking]].
+
===DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting===
 +
See [[#Deciphering]]. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
 +
 
 +
===DLC: Close by; vague address===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
 +
 
 +
===DLD: Close by; only the city===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
 +
 
 +
==Far Away==
 +
The npcs far away for '''smudged address''' and '''terrible handwriting''' should be in the following table. If not please add them.
  
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
  |-
 
  |-
  !NPC
+
  !NPC !!Location !!Region
!Location
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Boy '''Willie'''
+
  |DEATH || Death's realm <br/>*(No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.)|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Disembowel-Meself-Honourably '''Dibhala'''
+
  |A maitre d' || Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Glod-san'''
+
  |Fleppo || Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Laggy-san'''
+
  |Hamesh|| Sheepridge|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic, The Agatean Empire
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lon Fah '''Lo'''
+
  |Isobel Kingdom || Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers|| [[Sto Plains]]  
|Bes Pelargic (if dead when [[Seek|sought]], Him Hung Lo will be targeted instead)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mad '''Hamish'''
+
  |Jack Straw || Sto Lat, Garlic Grove|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |No Go '''Wan'''
+
  |Gerard de Wendelle || Evening Dress Shop, Wall Street, Sto Lat|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic, usually in west half of city
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Quisoda'''
+
  |Hughoc Gatewood || Scrogden|| [[Sto Plains]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ruto of Fish
+
  |Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC '''Dihbl''' || Calh-Nhad|| [[Klatch]]
|Bes Pelargic, underwater in a shipwreck
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Ryattenoki'''
+
  |Dil the Embalmer || Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild|| [[Klatch]]
|Bes Pelargic
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Shi Do '''Gai'''
+
  |Khip-en-dahl || Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Bes Pelargic, usually in Tuna Walk
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Lap-lip'''
+
  |Master Bibh-Lat || Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Lip-phon '''Lap-top'''
+
  |Merk || Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Mihk-Gran-'''Bohp'''
+
  |Ptep-ptip-ptop || Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Phos'''-phor
+
  |Ptik-ptak-'''ptoe''' || Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Very Reverend '''Khepresh'''
+
  |Pugh Alighieri || Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi (but likely to be found elsewhere with other players)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Yclept'''
+
  |'''Teh'''-takk-eht || Djelibeybi, Temple street|| [[Klatch]]
|Djelibeybi
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Tuffy'''
+
  |Toohumi || Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations|| [[Klatch]]
|Escrow
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Casanunda'''
+
  |Ug Ogg || Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Greig '''Schwitz'''
+
  |Wan-tew-iit || Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Noobie'''
+
  |Arms trader || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Tfat '''Chick'''
+
  |Awaiting-Rain || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Genua (but cannot be scried if chicks have spawned)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Cut Me Own Hand Off '''Dhblah''' (Mr CMOHO Dhblah)
+
  |Captain Ptargos || Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid|| [[Klatch]]
|Oasis
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Miss Pennie '''Laced'''
+
  |Fis'n-tsips || Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn|| [[Klatch]]
|Ohulan Cutash
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |'''Berti''' Boggis
+
  |One of them Dibblers with a long name <br/>* May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah || Djelibeybi Harbour|| [[Klatch]]
|Skund Forest, Pekan Ford
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Proprietor
+
  |71-hour '''Ahmed''' || Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi)|| [[Klatch]]
|The ferry shop, Counterweight Continent (Bes Pelargic, Tuna Walk / Brown Islands)
+
 
  |-
 
  |-
|}
+
|Private Inside Leg || Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Suhm-wil-deih || Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis)|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Abraxas || Ephebe, Rational Street|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ania || Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist || Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Aurinax || Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Betty || Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank)|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Endos the Listener || Ephebe, Antithesis Lane|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Kakia || Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Klepton || Ephebe, Ponder Alley|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Maintenance man || Ephebe, Citadel|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Master Zosimos || Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop <br/>* Zosimos' Wine Shop|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist || Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Souvlakios || Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|The owner || Ephebe, Market Taverna|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Xenophobios || Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna|| [[Klatch]]
 +
|-
 +
|Emile || Bois, pub|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|A generic Charre Bux employee || Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ayna || Genua, Thee Magick Boxe|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Blloddwyn || Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Brittnee || Genua, Savannah Road, Brittnee's Message Tees|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Captain Merreaux Vingian || Genua, Musketeers|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Cogsworth || Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|David Leatherman || Genua, Marketplace, Leatherworking stall|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Edna Scum || Genua, The Scum Bar, Pirate Avenue|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Fredd S'Vage || Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Harbour Master || Genua, Office near docks|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Harbour mistress || Genua, underground docks|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Hotel Reception || Genua, Hotel|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Jolly Roger || Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mamie Olivia || Genua, Dead Man's Walk|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mr Ray || Genua, Tacticus Academy|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mr Myrtle || Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Myrtle || Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mrs Gogol || Genua, Marketplace|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Sno-ball vendor || Genua, Lovers' Walk|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Spritz Peltanque || Genua, The Resting Zombie on Samedi Crescent|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Talula || Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys)|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|The shopkeeper || Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|The tipster <br/>* Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis <br/>* Billy 'the baker' Vanilla <br/>* Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia <br/>* Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn <br/>* Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice <br/>* Luca 'the beard' DeBois <br/>* Luca 'the joker' DeBois <br/>* Michael 'the moose' Casella <br/>* Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia <br/>* Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia <br/>* Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo <br/>* Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana || Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Thom Cru'ez || Genua, Barracks|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Watch clerk || Genua, Watch House|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|Wounded soldier || Genua, Barracks|| [[Vieux River]]
 +
|-
 +
|'''Cern''' Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Granny Weatherwax || Bad Ass (Witches' Guild)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Gulta Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Hanlo Shepston || Bad Ass, The Forge|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|'''Jaims''' Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg || Bad Ass, Forge|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Martha Headlock || Bad Ass, Village Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mrs Smith || Bad Ass|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Cohen the Barbarian || Barbarian Camp|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Fern Golly || Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Granville || Brass Neck, Village Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Virgo Vango || Brass Neck (Portrait Shop)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Dia Shale || Creel Springs|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Esther Elderbury || Creel Springs|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Monster || Lancre Pool|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Bestiality Carter || Lancre Town|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Brother Turbil || Lancre Town, lodging house|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Embezile Thatcher || Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|J. Ogg || Lancre Town, forge|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|giant leader || land of the giants|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Len || Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|'''Maggie''' || Mad Stoat (beside pond)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Nicholas Winston || Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Serb Unglish || Mad Stoat|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Sharn Unglish || Mad Stoat|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Our Wullie || Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Stephan || Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Young Steven || Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|gnarled old man || Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
 +
|-
 +
|Vic || Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Twoflower the tourist || Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|My poor kidnapped daughter <br/>* beautiful female captive || Bandit camp (very dangerous)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Allen Kingfisher || Blackglass, Blackglass smithy|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Morchella Esculenta || Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Abbot Lobsang || Listening Monks, Private quarters of the abbot|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Brother Hotpot || Listening Monks, Kitchen|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Asap (Brother Asap) || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Sister Bi-Bi Effenne || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Sister Ti-Ti Effenne || Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Aggressive Pixie (Water Sprite) || Razorback (Sprite Cavern)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Gammer Nudity || Razorback, Mad Gammer Nudity's cottage|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Heinz Blauhimmel || Razorback, village shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Lichtenstein || Razorback, The Inn|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Sweet Old Grandmother || Razorback, cottage SW of the Inn|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Candice Little || Slice, Quilter shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Cleetus Patterson || Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Granma Muckloe || Slice|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Peggy Little || Slice, Quilting shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ann '''Celeria''' || Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Doctor Lancreman || Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Hardenfast || Slippery Hollow (courthouse)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Honest Dachshund <br/>*Frank Doberman || Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Irkabod Stork || Slippery Hollow (manor)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Kortina Van Dryver <br/>*Miss Van Dryer || Slippery Hollow (manor)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) || Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Mrs Van Carrot || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|My good friend at the post office || Slippery Hollow (post office)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|One and Only Manclef || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Shopkeeper Bunch || Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|The Magistrate <br/>*Magistrate Flathead || Slippery Hollow (courthouse)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Young Bran || Slippery Hollow|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Temple Guardian ('''templeguard''') || Temple of Soyin <br/>* '''Warning:''' Watch out for auto-attacking [[yeti|yetis]]!|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|Fione mac Feegle || Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows)|| [[Ramtops]]
 +
|-
 +
|The Proprietor <br/>*shopkeeping native || Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop <br/>*The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop|| [[Turnwise Ocean]]
 +
|-
 +
|Clara || Escrow (Candle Cave)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ema Nymton || Escrow (fair grounds)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Ivor von Kaeyya || Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|SMOH Dybbler || Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Trau Mirnicht || Escrow (tent in fair)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Verkauft Keinfleisch || Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|'''Abe''' || A town (Unnamed town, graveyard)|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Innkeeper || The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|-
 +
|Spiegal || Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe|| [[Uberwald]]
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
===DLE: Far away; smudged address===
 +
Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
 +
 
 +
===DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting===
 +
See [[#Deciphering]]. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.
 +
 
 +
===DLG: Far away; vague address===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
  
===Difficult customers===
+
===DLH: Far away; only the city===
 +
See [[#Inquiring]].
  
 +
===DLI: Difficult customer===
  
 
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.
 
Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.
  
Letters are limited, probably a maxmimum of 3-5 letters can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.  
+
Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.  
  
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
{|class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  !NPC
 
  !NPC
 +
!Exp
 +
!Coins
 
  !Location
 
  !Location
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Triad Boss
 
  |Triad Boss
  |Medina, Bes Pelargic
+
  |
 +
|
 +
|Obsolete? [[Bes Pelargic]], [[Medina]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |The Grflx
+
  |The [[Grflx]]
  |Grflx Caves
+
  |48160
 +
|{{Dollars|A$25.00}}
 +
|[[Skund Forest]], Large cave
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Vyrt
 
  |Vyrt
  |Ephebe
+
  |35280
 +
|{{Emoney|S37|0de}}
 +
|[[Ephebe]]<BR>Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Avalanche Preventore (large metallic dragon)
+
  |Avalanche Preventore<BR>([[large metallic dragon]])
  |Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
+
  |96000
 +
|{{Dollars|A$50.00}}
 +
|[[Endless Halls]] (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |The Librarian
 
  |The Librarian
  |Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in [[L-space]])
+
|60000
 +
|{{Dollars|A$30.00}}
 +
  |Starts in the [[Unseen University]], wanders (in [[L-space]])
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |Smuggler captain
 
  |Smuggler captain
  |Ephebe underground
+
  |48000
 +
|{{Emoney|1M|0de}}
 +
|[[Ephebe underground]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Queen Shelox
+
  |[[Queen Shelox]]
  |Gloomy Forest
+
  |56784
 +
|{{Dollars|A$30.00}}
 +
|[[Gloomy Forest]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |The Clown (Ha'pennywise)
 
  |The Clown (Ha'pennywise)
  |Genua Sewers
+
  |111360
 +
|{{Gmoney|7,5,0Gf}}
 +
|[[Genua Sewers]]
 
  |-
 
  |-
  |Ice giants
+
  |[[Ice giant]]s
  |The Hub
+
|96320
 +
|{{Dollars|A$50.00}}
 +
  |The [[Hub]]<BR>Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.
 
  |-
 
  |-
 
  |T-shop proprietor
 
  |T-shop proprietor
  |The Travelling shop
+
|64000
 +
|{{Emoney|1M S25|0de}}
 +
  |The [[Travelling shop]]
 
  |-
 
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==External Links==
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*{{Devblog|773 "Dead Letter Update, Part II"}}
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Latest revision as of 04:22, 2 October 2021

Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow
This page is about a source of missions / jobs.

Dead letter office jobs will have you acting as an unofficial postal employee for the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, delivering letters to citizens near and far (at your discretion).

Notes

  • Times listed with DW (Discworld) units above are in Roundworld minutes, times listed with RW (RoundWorld) units use earth conventional times. (See options output temporal_reality)
  • The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
  • If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
  • If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
  • You cannot deliver while it is too dark for you to see the recipient.
  • If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.

The Job

To see what the kind of letters there are, you can check pigeonholes for a brief list. One can also read pigeonholes for a verbose listing, though it provides no additional information.

You can pick a type of letter from those listed on the pigeonholes to offer to deliver <letter code>, ex. offer to deliver dlc

When the addressee is found, you can deliver letter to <npc>.

Inquiring

When you take on a mission to deliver a letter with a vague address, or only the city, you can inquire after addressee to find out more information. This is a skill check that uses the relevant people.culture skill for the area.

Mission Bonus for odds of success
Range ~ 0% ~ 50% Nearly always
Vague address 150 ? 193
Only the city <202 ? 239
  • Inquiring will tell you the type of npc (actor, monk, etc.) if the letter is not clear on that.
  • The appropriate npcs have the distinctive traits at the end of their description when you look at them.
  • The range to get bearing on the target is around 12-20 rooms away.
  • Most of the time the direction given will be (pure) south if you're not more than 2 east or west from the destination. It seems likely that rooms with opposite directions (say you need to go north and then later south to reach the target) cancel each other.
  • Paths to the target in a straight line with no intersections seem to extend the range somewhat.
  • The furthest range categories are often considerably shorter than the number of rooms in the table. This might be because of some kind of neighbourhood limits.
Message: that your target Meaning
isn't in the neighbourhood Beyond detection
was spotted in the <direction> a while back 12 to 16+ rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> not too long ago 9-15 rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> recently 3-8 rooms away
was spotted very close by not a moment ago 0-2 rooms away
met a brutal end Target dead
You find the language barrier to be insurmountable You need to speak <appropriate language> for the area

Vague address is easier in several ways:

  • An intersection is indicated.
  • If you are further away than ~17 rooms from the intersection inquire just says you are too far. (This might be fixed neighbourhood boundaries.)
  • The bonus needed is lower than for letters with only the city. (At least before the latest changes, need to confirm.)

Deciphering

The address of the letters with terrible handwriting has been quite obfuscated.

  • They can be deciphered with the command decipher handwriting on letter.
  • This is a skill check that uses crafts.arts.calligraphy and costs 40 GP.

Rewards

Method Abbreviation Mission XP reward Monetary reward Time given
Missing letters DLA Close by; smudged address 12800 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+2600 A$6.50 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Deciphering DLB Close by; terrible handwriting 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+5200 A$13 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLC Close by; vague address 24128 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4800 A$12 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLD Close by; only the city 47823 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
Missing letters DLE Far away; smudged address 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4500 A$11.25 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Deciphering DLF Far away; terrible handwriting 27456 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+6000 A$15 &&&&&&&&&&&+5472 LC 3|2|- 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLG Far away; vague address 33440 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 A$18 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLH Far away; only the city 50064 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10080 21Rh 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
Surviving DLI Difficult customer varies varies 200 DW min - 3.33 DW hour / 1 RW hour (Thursday/Librarian)

Close-By

The npcs close-by for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not, please add them.

NPC Address (letter may not match exactly) City
Ada Woonsocket Upper Broadway Ankh-Morpork
Alfred Musqrat Sheer Street, Paint Shop Ankh-Morpork
Anita Hurpley God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes Ankh-Morpork
Apold Blorkman West Ankh Ferry Ankh-Morpork
Archemedies Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place Ankh-Morpork
Argule Wibbley Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop Ankh-Morpork
Arlof Eetmmot Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery Ankh-Morpork
Baldwin MacAvrik Filigree Street, The Blacksmiths Ankh-Morpork
Baguette Weaver Street, Baguette's Shop Ankh-Morpork
Barry Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour Ankh-Morpork
Benno Lacoste Prouts, Wine Warehouse Ankh-Morpork
Bernita Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop Ankh-Morpork
Bertha God Street Ankh-Morpork
Bligh Earcrusher Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop Ankh-Morpork
Brother David Short Street, The house of rest and safety Ankh-Morpork
Brother Soon Shine Sun Clay Lane, The Shonky Shop Ankh-Morpork
Cadmium Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork
Carnelia Palm Pinky's Lingerie and Big Top Circus Supply Emporium, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork
Chester Copperpot Endless Street, Chester Copperpot's Tattoo Parlour Ankh-Morpork
Commander Samuel Vimes Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork
Constable Dorfl Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork
Constable Shoe Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork
Constable Swires Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork
Constable Visit Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork
Count Notfarouto The Fresh Start Club, Elm Street.
(Doesn't spawn there, might have to go at a meeting time)
Ankh-Morpork
Cubert Eiche Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate Ankh-Morpork
Cutta Cattle District, Pony Parts Ankh-Morpork
Cynthia Potts Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way Ankh-Morpork
Dagmar Schmet The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork
Dame Sufferland The Salt Shaker, Upper Broadway Ankh-Morpork
Danlin Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern Ankh-Morpork
Darren Spangler Sator Square, Magical Emporium Ankh-Morpork
David Wobbler Artorollo Alley Ankh-Morpork
Del Trotter Caveat Emptorium, Trotters Lane Ankh-Morpork
Derek Wadley Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop Ankh-Morpork
Dhraz Shaftrubble Iron Helmet Ankh-Morpork
Dimitris Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies Ankh-Morpork
Doctor Bones Monk's Hospital, The Pitts Ankh-Morpork
Dogbottler Short Street Ankh-Morpork
Doss Chiderdoss Street of the Alchemists Ankh-Morpork
Drakko Salt Shaker, Flat 2 Ankh-Morpork
Dr Sigman Fraud Short Street
(Note: you might have to pay for an appointment to actually deliver it)
Ankh-Morpork
Edward Scrooge The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork
Ella Montigue Shop on n-w corner of Dolly Sisters Ankh-Morpork
Emmaline Lamb Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets Ankh-Morpork
Farnem Failey Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork
Fat Sandra Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house Ankh-Morpork
Felicity Hopkinson Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley Ankh-Morpork
Flyn Skint The Waterfront, Flyn's Place Ankh-Morpork
Fred Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop Ankh-Morpork
Fred Sylver Washer Way, Sylver's Ankh-Morpork
Freda Glottik Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods Ankh-Morpork
Geoffrey God Street (in Bertha's House) Ankh-Morpork
Georgio Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place Ankh-Morpork
Geremiah Codger Widdershins Broadway Ankh-Morpork
Gerry Watkins Dimwell Street Ankh-Morpork
Gertrude Lobbin Clout, Flintwick Building, Gertrude's Perfumery Ankh-Morpork
Gimlet Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork
Gladys Bob's Fish Shoppe, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork
Goran Ankh Bridge Imports Ankh-Morpork
Gore Batchev Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps Ankh-Morpork
Gunther Market Street, Costlee Coffee Ankh-Morpork
Gwawr Clwyd Phedre Road, Tannery Ankh-Morpork
Halley Toomer Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers Ankh-Morpork
Ham Burgner The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul Ankh-Morpork
Harmony Stardancer Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe Ankh-Morpork
Harold Cobbler 1_ Elm Street (western end) Ankh-Morpork
Herbert Bologna Shop, God Street Ankh-Morpork
Henufi Icta The Soake, The Laughing Falafel Ankh-Morpork
Hibiscus Dunelm The Mended Drum, Filigree Street Ankh-Morpork
Hito Hitokui Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork
Hobliet the Unnecessary Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools Ankh-Morpork
Hurple Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop Ankh-Morpork
Hwel Isle of Gods, The Dysk Ankh-Morpork
Igor The Forge, Cable Street (opposite Cutankle's, upstairs) Ankh-Morpork
Igor Brerand's Armoury, Tenth Egg Street (upstairs) Ankh-Morpork
Inga The Pain in the Neck Ankh-Morpork
Ixolite Fresh Start Club, Elm Street
Not always there - check Mrs. Cake's house, or possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room.
Ankh-Morpork
Jabez Clamber Grunefair, antique jewellery shop Ankh-Morpork
Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps Ankh-Morpork
Jack Banks God's Collar, Starbanks Ankh-Morpork
John Tetzel The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences Ankh-Morpork
Kenneth Market Street, discreet stall Ankh-Morpork
Kernab Kernab's Weaponry Store, Treacle Street Ankh-Morpork
Kodattai The Cattle District Ankh-Morpork
Kurr Ency The Pitts, The Coin Corner Ankh-Morpork
Lady Timatis God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment) Ankh-Morpork
Lilith Z. Dharienne Body Street, Karma 'R' Us Ankh-Morpork
Liona Keeble Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop Ankh-Morpork
Little Jimmy Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate) Ankh-Morpork
Luciano Flabbarotti Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back Ankh-Morpork
Madame Dawning Madame Dawning’s Palliaments, One Pseudopolis Yard Ankh-Morpork
Madame Gumble Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery Ankh-Morpork
Manuel Fawlty God Street, The Curry Gardens Ankh-Morpork
Mardi Phedre Road, Craft Court, Masqueparade Ankh-Morpork
Maria Phedre Road, Poster Shop Ankh-Morpork
Marvin Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork
Master Nimbledrit Master Nimbledrit's shop of Crafting Equipment, Ettercap Street Ankh-Morpork
Maximiliam Dimlith Green Lumpy Bit, outside a plilosophical looking building Ankh-Morpork
Miss Ha'penny Offices in the middle of Speedwell Street, first set s-w of Ankh Morpork Council building Ankh-Morpork
Miss Grangrid The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork
Mo Astor Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz Ankh-Morpork
Monsieur Rosset Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon Ankh-Morpork
Mr Cheese The Bucket, Gleam Street Ankh-Morpork
Mr Cranwell The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers Ankh-Morpork
Mr Cropper The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods Ankh-Morpork
Mr Goatberger The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods Ankh-Morpork
Mr. Goodmountain Gleam Street, busy printing room Ankh-Morpork
Mr Graves The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork
Mr Lumiere Market Street Ankh-Morpork
Mr. Manson Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary Ankh-Morpork
Mr. Scoonwinkle Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store Ankh-Morpork
Mr. Stronginthearm Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith Ankh-Morpork
Mr Vitiolo Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop Ankh-Morpork
Mrs. Armitage Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop Ankh-Morpork
Mrs. Confectionairre Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre Ankh-Morpork
Mrs Corduroy Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals Ankh-Morpork
Mrs Dimmles Mrs Dimmles' Open-All-Hours cafe, Dimwell Street Ankh-Morpork
Mrs Drull Fresh Start Club, Elm Street (check Mrs. Cake's house outside of meeting times) Ankh-Morpork
Mrs. Dodger Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House Ankh-Morpork
Mrs Green Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop Ankh-Morpork
Mrs Vera Johannes Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies Ankh-Morpork
Ms Estible The Willows, The Head of the Table Ankh-Morpork
Murgatroyd Listey Souvenir Shop, Humble Street Ankh-Morpork
Nathan The Curio Shop, Artorollo Alley Ankh-Morpork
Nese Stenzelle Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor Ankh-Morpork
Old Bob The Flintwick Building Ankh-Morpork
Old Crumble The Bucket Ankh-Morpork
Olson Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop Ankh-Morpork
Onna Hitokui Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork
Opp Donnderson Grunefair, Goldsmith Ankh-Morpork
Patrice Le Clair The Goose Gate (market stall) Ankh-Morpork
Phor Strict Futons Little Agatea Ankh-Morpork
Pierre Grepe Vino pour la Femme et le Homme, God’s Collar Ankh-Morpork
Placido Flamingo Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back Ankh-Morpork
Ptom Psmith East Ankh Ferry Ankh-Morpork
Radua Monev Radua Monev's Picture Shop, Grunefair Ankh-Morpork
Rattigan God's Collar, rat infested house Ankh-Morpork
Rebecca Palm Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing Ankh-Morpork
Reg Shoe Mrs Cake's house, Elm Street (Fresh Start Club, Elm Street on Thursdays at midnight) Ankh-Morpork
Renee Palm Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets Ankh-Morpork
Rinaldo The Mouldy Cellar, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork
Roffle Upper Broadway (wanders, could be as far as Sator Square) Ankh-Morpork
Roger Patrician's Palace, north of the Flame Board Ankh-Morpork
Rosa Jollity Rosa's Chocolate Emporium, Pseudopolis Yard Ankh-Morpork
Sandra Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights Ankh-Morpork
Sanguine Asphyxia Lobbin Clout, a rat shop Ankh-Morpork
Satchelmouth Baker Street, Guild of Musicians Ankh-Morpork
Scheda Carte Attic Bee Street, Card Shop Ankh-Morpork
Septa DeBlano Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods Ankh-Morpork
Sergeant Littlebottom Pseudopolis Yard Watch House Ankh-Morpork
Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House Ankh-Morpork
Seymour Convecks Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's Ankh-Morpork
Shapaya Apartment on Grunefair Ankh-Morpork
Shmata Misbegot Bridge Ankh-Morpork
Sigsbee H. Waddington Shelf Shock Shop Ankh-Morpork
Sneed Finkman outside the Ankh-Morpork Post Office Ankh-Morpork
Sol Thieves' Guild Ankh-Morpork
Spanky God's Collar, Armourer Ankh-Morpork
Starspirit Moonfire Krazzander's Magik Shoppe, Cockbill Street Ankh-Morpork
Stren Withel Filigree Street, The Mended Drum Ankh-Morpork
Mr Steless Mr. T.A. Steless's World of Art, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork
Thomas Eddiessonson Cable Street, The Forge (across the street from Cutankle's) Ankh-Morpork
Thom Crooze Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None Ankh-Morpork
Tim La Raude Street of Cunning Artificers, La Raude's Shelf shop Ankh-Morpork
Time Wemple Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated Ankh-Morpork
Too Bath Salts Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House Ankh-Morpork
Trioll Negurney Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe Ankh-Morpork
Turan Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery Ankh-Morpork
Two-fingers McKluskey The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork
Urotho The Pitts, The Coin Pitt Ankh-Morpork
Valerianne Elm Street, Valerianne's weapon and armour shop Ankh-Morpork
Veebeel The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth Ankh-Morpork
Victoria Grotle Plaza of Broken Moons, "Get 'em while we still got 'em" shop Ankh-Morpork
Wiley Woonsocket Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork
William de Worde Printing Works, The Ankh-Morpork Times, Gleam Street Ankh-Morpork
Wozza Ecksian Souvenir shop (Not on letter: south of Contract Bridge, Cheapside) Ankh-Morpork
Wun Phul Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant Ankh-Morpork
Yortuk Festrunk Prouts, Festrunk Brothers Ankh-Morpork
Rimpog [An attendant] Wizard Outpost [Raising Chamber], [Near Pekan Ford] Sto Plains
Squinty Jeb A Hut Sto Plains
Alberto Malich
* Albert
(no further address given but it's in the Sto Plains) Death's Domain
Aloysius Habenpfeifer Tobacco Shop Hillshire
Ruby The Blue Lias Holy Wood
Director Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures Holy Wood
Mrs. Cosmopilite Cosmopilite's clothes store Holy Wood
Shopkeeper (shop at the SE corner) Nowhere
gnarled old man ("I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him") Nowhere
Sue Pekan Village Store Pekan Ford
Tom Pekan Village Pub Pekan Ford
Valentino Valentino's Flower Stall Sheepridge
Carlton Desric - Scrogden
Findel Nordelsson Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop Sto Lat
Fleppo Bathrobe shop, Royal Market Sto Lat
Gerard de Wendelle Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop Sto Lat
Gerti Kotzbeck Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop Sto Lat
Holly Cloverfield Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop Sto Lat
Isobel Kingdom Academy of Artificers Sto Lat
Jack Straw Garlic Grove Sto Lat
Madam Miliena Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe Sto Lat
Master Gildworthy Academy of Artificers Sto Lat
Miss Armitage Queens Road Sto Lat
Miss Wylde Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear Sto Lat
Mrs Willikins-Boydle Queens Road Sto Lat
Mysteria della Noctis Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium Sto Lat
Nils Beerman Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store Sto Lat
Omar Amahl Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop Sto Lat
Oncle Hamash Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop Sto Lat
Paul Zombo King's Road, Guard Room Sto Lat
Peter Periwinkle Hill Street, Pet Shop Sto Lat
Quinbury Soames Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop Sto Lat
Ragman Grave's Hope Sto Lat
The Proprietor (blacksmith) The Royal Market Smithy Sto Lat
Tony Robinson Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar Sto Lat

DLA: Close by; smudged address

Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting

See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLC: Close by; vague address

See #Inquiring.

DLD: Close by; only the city

See #Inquiring.

Far Away

The npcs far away for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not please add them.

NPC Location Region
DEATH Death's realm
*(No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.)
Sto Plains
A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat Sto Plains
Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop Sto Plains
Hamesh Sheepridge Sto Plains
Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers Sto Plains
Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove Sto Plains
Gerard de Wendelle Evening Dress Shop, Wall Street, Sto Lat Sto Plains
Hughoc Gatewood Scrogden Sto Plains
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl Calh-Nhad Klatch
Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild Klatch
Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop Klatch
Master Bibh-Lat Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith Klatch
Merk Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers Klatch
Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road Klatch
Ptik-ptak-ptoe Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop Klatch
Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop Klatch
Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street Klatch
Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations Klatch
Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard Klatch
Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen Klatch
Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid Klatch
Fis'n-tsips Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn Klatch
One of them Dibblers with a long name
* May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah
Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch
71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi) Klatch
Private Inside Leg Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent Klatch
Suhm-wil-deih Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis) Klatch
Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Street Klatch
Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch
Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch
Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop Klatch
Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank) Klatch
Endos the Listener Ephebe, Antithesis Lane Klatch
Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch
Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley Klatch
Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel Klatch
Master Zosimos Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop
* Zosimos' Wine Shop
Klatch
Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch
Souvlakios Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road Klatch
The owner Ephebe, Market Taverna Klatch
Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna Klatch
Emile Bois, pub Vieux River
A generic Charre Bux employee Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House Vieux River
Ayna Genua, Thee Magick Boxe Vieux River
Blloddwyn Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern Vieux River
Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road, Brittnee's Message Tees Vieux River
Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers Vieux River
Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street Vieux River
David Leatherman Genua, Marketplace, Leatherworking stall Vieux River
Edna Scum Genua, The Scum Bar, Pirate Avenue Vieux River
Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand Vieux River
Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks Vieux River
Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks Vieux River
Hotel Reception Genua, Hotel Vieux River
Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop Vieux River
Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk Vieux River
Mr Ray Genua, Tacticus Academy Vieux River
Mr Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River
Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River
Mrs Gogol Genua, Marketplace Vieux River
Sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk Vieux River
Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie on Samedi Crescent Vieux River
Talula Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys) Vieux River
The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue Vieux River
The tipster
* Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis
* Billy 'the baker' Vanilla
* Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia
* Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn
* Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice
* Luca 'the beard' DeBois
* Luca 'the joker' DeBois
* Michael 'the moose' Casella
* Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia
* Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia
* Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo
* Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana
Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar Vieux River
Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks Vieux River
Watch clerk Genua, Watch House Vieux River
Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks Vieux River
Cern Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass (Witches' Guild) Ramtops
Gulta Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge Ramtops
Jaims Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge Ramtops
Martha Headlock Bad Ass, Village Shop Ramtops
Mrs Smith Bad Ass Ramtops
Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian Camp Ramtops
Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall Ramtops
Granville Brass Neck, Village Shop Ramtops
Virgo Vango Brass Neck (Portrait Shop) Ramtops
Dia Shale Creel Springs Ramtops
Esther Elderbury Creel Springs Ramtops
Monster Lancre Pool Ramtops
Bestiality Carter Lancre Town Ramtops
Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house Ramtops
Embezile Thatcher Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank Ramtops
J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge Ramtops
giant leader land of the giants Ramtops
Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop Ramtops
Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond) Ramtops
Nicholas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets Ramtops
Serb Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops
Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops
Our Wullie Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops
Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers Ramtops
Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops
gnarled old man Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him)
Vic Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery Ramtops
Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle Ramtops
My poor kidnapped daughter
* beautiful female captive
Bandit camp (very dangerous) Ramtops
Allen Kingfisher Blackglass, Blackglass smithy Ramtops
Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop Ramtops
Abbot Lobsang Listening Monks, Private quarters of the abbot Ramtops
Brother Hotpot Listening Monks, Kitchen Ramtops
Asap (Brother Asap) Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Sister Bi-Bi Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Sister Ti-Ti Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops
Aggressive Pixie (Water Sprite) Razorback (Sprite Cavern) Ramtops
Gammer Nudity Razorback, Mad Gammer Nudity's cottage Ramtops
Heinz Blauhimmel Razorback, village shop Ramtops
Lichtenstein Razorback, The Inn Ramtops
Sweet Old Grandmother Razorback, cottage SW of the Inn Ramtops
Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop Ramtops
Cleetus Patterson Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies Ramtops
Granma Muckloe Slice Ramtops
Peggy Little Slice, Quilting shop Ramtops
Ann Celeria Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w) Ramtops
Doctor Lancreman Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s) Ramtops
Hardenfast Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops
Honest Dachshund
*Frank Doberman
Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern Ramtops
Irkabod Stork Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops
Kortina Van Dryver
*Miss Van Dryer
Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops
Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop Ramtops
Mrs Van Carrot Slippery Hollow Ramtops
My good friend at the post office Slippery Hollow (post office) Ramtops
One and Only Manclef Slippery Hollow Ramtops
Shopkeeper Bunch Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store) Ramtops
The Magistrate
*Magistrate Flathead
Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops
Young Bran Slippery Hollow Ramtops
Temple Guardian (templeguard) Temple of Soyin
* Warning: Watch out for auto-attacking yetis!
Ramtops
Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows) Ramtops
The Proprietor
*shopkeeping native
Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
*The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop
Turnwise Ocean
Clara Escrow (Candle Cave) Uberwald
Ema Nymton Escrow (fair grounds) Uberwald
Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way) Uberwald
SMOH Dybbler Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop) Uberwald
Trau Mirnicht Escrow (tent in fair) Uberwald
Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way) Uberwald
Abe A town (Unnamed town, graveyard) Uberwald
Innkeeper The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town Uberwald
Spiegal Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe Uberwald

DLE: Far away; smudged address

Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting

See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section.

DLG: Far away; vague address

See #Inquiring.

DLH: Far away; only the city

See #Inquiring.

DLI: Difficult customer

Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach.

Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers.

NPC Exp Coins Location
Triad Boss Obsolete? Bes Pelargic, Medina
The Grflx 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25.00 Skund Forest, Large cave
Vyrt 35280 &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de Ephebe
Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].
Avalanche Preventore
(large metallic dragon)
96000 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon)
The Librarian 60000 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain 48000 &&&&&&&&&&&+9600 1M|0de Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox 56784 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Gloomy Forest
The Clown (Ha'pennywise) 111360 &&&&&&&&&&+22500 7,5,0Gf Genua Sewers
Ice giants 96320 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 The Hub
Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.
T-shop proprietor 64000 &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de The Travelling shop
Bug 68640 &&&&&&&&&&+13536 LC 7|10|- Ramtops
Thursday 102959 &&&&&&&&&&+20640 43Rh A Deserted Island (Thursday's Island)
Hotan Hwoar Ni 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+12040 25Rh 10s Bes Pelargic, Sum Bing, The Snail, Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours
"Be On Your Guard" : A bug that made it possible to slip past the guarding NPCs in the Snail has been fixed.
Security guards 21924 &&&&&&&&&&&+4380 9Rh 15s Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank

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