# Difference between revisions of "Dead letter office jobs"

Ankh-Morpork Post Office by Quow

Dead letter office jobs will have you acting as an unofficial postal employee for the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, delivering letters to citizens near and far (at your discretion).

## Notes

• Times listed with DW (Discworld) units above are in Roundworld minutes, times listed with RW (RoundWorld) units use earth conventional times. (See options output temporal_reality)
• The money you receive as payment is usually in the currency used in the location where the recipient happens to be when the letter is delivered.
• If you don't want to deliver the letter Frank gave to you, give it back to him; however, you will need to wait ten Roundworld minutes before you can attempt another delivery.
• If you lose the letter and would like to get another without waiting for the delivery time to expire, tell Frank that you would like to quit. You will still need to wait the ten Roundworld minutes before he will give you another one.
• You cannot deliver while it is too dark for you to see the recipient.
• If you find a letter another player has dropped or fumbled, you can return it to Frank who will tell you who it was given to. This does not make the letter available for other players if it has not expired yet. You may want to check the expiry before returning and tell the player if this is the case so that they can quit manually as above.

## The Job

To see what the kind of letters there are, you can check pigeonholes for a brief list. One can also read pigeonholes for a verbose listing, though it provides no additional information.

You can pick a type of letter from those listed on the pigeonholes to offer to deliver <letter code>, ex. offer to deliver dlc

When the addressee is found, you can deliver letter to <npc>.

### Inquiring

When you take on a mission to deliver a letter with a vague address, or only the city, you can inquire after addressee to find out more information. This is a skill check that uses the relevant people.culture skill for the area.

Mission Bonus for odds of success
Range ~ 0% ~ 50% Nearly always
Only the city <202 ? 239
• Inquiring will tell you the type of npc (actor, monk, etc.) if the letter is not clear on that.
• The appropriate npcs have the distinctive traits at the end of their description when you look at them.
• The range to get bearing on the target is around 12-20 rooms away.
• Most of the time the direction given will be (pure) south if you're not more than 2 east or west from the destination. It seems likely that rooms with opposite directions (say you need to go north and then later south to reach the target) cancel each other.
• Paths to the target in a straight line with no intersections seem to extend the range somewhat.
• The furthest range categories are often considerably shorter than the number of rooms in the table. This might be because of some kind of neighbourhood limits.
Message: that your target Meaning
isn't in the neighbourhood Beyond detection
was spotted in the <direction> a while back 12 to 16+ rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> not too long ago 9-15 rooms away
was spotted in the <direction> recently 3-8 rooms away
was spotted very close by not a moment ago 0-2 rooms away
met a brutal end Target dead
You find the language barrier to be insurmountable You need to speak <appropriate language> for the area

Vague address is easier in several ways:

• An intersection is indicated.
• If you are further away than ~17 rooms from the intersection inquire just says you are too far. (This might be fixed neighbourhood boundaries.)
• The bonus needed is lower than for letters with only the city. (At least before the latest changes, need to confirm.)

### Deciphering

The address of the letters with terrible handwriting has been quite obfuscated.

• They can be deciphered with the command decipher handwriting on letter.
• This is a skill check that uses crafts.arts.calligraphy, with a bonus somewhere greater than ~200 or so, and costs 40 GP.

## Rewards

Method Abbreviation Mission XP reward Monetary reward Time given
Missing letters DLA Close by; smudged address 12800 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+2600 A$6.50 30 DW min / 9 RW min Deciphering DLB Close by; terrible handwriting 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+5200 A$13 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLC Close by; vague address 24128 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4800 A$12 30 DW min / 9 RW min Inquiring DLD Close by; only the city 47823 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min
Missing letters DLE Far away; smudged address 25600 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+4500 A$11.25 30 DW min / 9 RW min Deciphering DLF Far away; terrible handwriting 27456 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+6000 A$15 &&&&&&&&&&&+5472 LC 3|2|- 30 DW min / 9 RW min
Inquiring DLG Far away; vague address 33440 XP &&&&&&&&&&&+7200 A$18 30 DW min / 9 RW min Inquiring DLH Far away; only the city 50064 XP &&&&&&&&&&+10080 21Rh 45 DW min / 13.5 RW min Surviving DLI Difficult customer varies varies 200 DW min - 3.33 DW hour / 1 RW hour (Thursday/Librarian) ## Close-By The npcs close-by for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not, please add them. NPC Address (letter may not match exactly) City Ada Woonsocket Upper Broadway Ankh-Morpork Alfred Musqrat Sheer Street, Paint Shop Ankh-Morpork Anita Hurpley God's Collar, Battes Ande Cakes Ankh-Morpork Apold Blorkman West Ankh Ferry Ankh-Morpork Archemedies Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place Ankh-Morpork Argule Wibbley Cockbill Street, Argule Wibbley's Pottery Shop Ankh-Morpork Arlof Eetmmot Plaza of Broken Moons, Arlof Eetmmot's Bakery Ankh-Morpork Baldwin MacAvrik Filigree Street, The Blacksmiths Ankh-Morpork Baguette Weaver Street, Baguette's Shop Ankh-Morpork Barry Phedre Road, Jenn & Barry's Ice Cream Parlour Ankh-Morpork Benno Lacoste Prouts, Wine Warehouse Ankh-Morpork Bernita Treacle Street, Bernita's Flower Shop Ankh-Morpork Bertha God Street Ankh-Morpork Bjorn Tightbritches Intersection of Cable Street and Gleam Street ,Ironcrust's Dwarf Bakery Ankh-Morpork Bligh Earcrusher Park Street, Bligh Earcrusher's exclusive shop Ankh-Morpork Brother David Short Street, The house of rest and safety Ankh-Morpork Brother Soon Shine Sun Clay Lane, The Shonky Shop Ankh-Morpork Cadmium Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork Carnelia Palm Pinky's Lingerie and Big Top Circus Supply Emporium, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork Chester Copperpot Endless Street, Chester Copperpot's Tattoo Parlour Ankh-Morpork Commander Samuel Vimes Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork Constable Dorfl Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork Constable Shoe Pseudopolis Yard Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork Constable Swires Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork Constable Visit Pseudopolis Watch House, Ankh-Morpork City Watch Ankh-Morpork Count Notfarouto The Fresh Start Club, Elm Street. (Doesn't spawn there, might have to go at a meeting time) Ankh-Morpork Cubert Eiche Stuff for Fires, The Goose Gate Ankh-Morpork Cutta Cattle District, Pony Parts Ankh-Morpork Cynthia Potts Losing Street, Stop Losing Your Way Ankh-Morpork Dagmar Schmet The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork Dame Sufferland The Salt Shaker, Upper Broadway Ankh-Morpork Danlin Flood Walk, The Groaning Platter Tavern Ankh-Morpork Darren Spangler Sator Square, Magical Emporium Ankh-Morpork David Wobbler Artorollo Alley Ankh-Morpork Del Trotter Caveat Emptorium, Trotters Lane Ankh-Morpork Derek Wadley Alguinna Alley, Cheese Shop Ankh-Morpork Dhraz Shaftrubble Iron Helmet Ankh-Morpork Dimitris Dimwell Street, Dimitris' Dummies Ankh-Morpork Doctor Bones Monk's Hospital, The Pitts Ankh-Morpork Dogbottler Short Street Ankh-Morpork Doss Chiderdoss Street of the Alchemists Ankh-Morpork Drakko Salt Shaker, Flat 2 Ankh-Morpork Dr Sigman Fraud Short Street (Note: you might have to pay for an appointment to actually deliver it) Ankh-Morpork Edward Scrooge The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork Ella Montigue Shop on n-w corner of Dolly Sisters Ankh-Morpork Emmaline Lamb Pleaders Row, Emmaline Lamb's World of Baskets Ankh-Morpork Farnem Failey Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork Fat Sandra Squeezebelly Alley, Fat Sally's coffee house Ankh-Morpork Felicity Hopkinson Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley Ankh-Morpork Ferris Clinkersson Craft Court, Phedre Road Ankh-Morpork Flyn Skint The Waterfront, Flyn's Place Ankh-Morpork Fred Endless Street, Fred's Emporium and Clothing Shop Ankh-Morpork Fred Sylver Washer Way, Sylver's Ankh-Morpork Freda Glottik Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods Ankh-Morpork Geoffrey God Street (in Bertha's House) Ankh-Morpork Georgio Artorollo Alley, Georgio's pizza place Ankh-Morpork Geremiah Codger Widdershins Broadway Ankh-Morpork Gerry Watkins Dimwell Street Ankh-Morpork Gertrude Lobbin Clout, Flintwick Building, Gertrude's Perfumery Ankh-Morpork Gimlet Cable Street, Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork Gladys Bob's Fish Shoppe, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork Goran Ankh Bridge Imports Ankh-Morpork Gore Batchev Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps Ankh-Morpork Gunther Market Street, Costlee Coffee Ankh-Morpork Gwawr Clwyd Phedre Road, Tannery Ankh-Morpork Halley Toomer Ankh-Moprok, Scoone Avenue, Toomer Stationers Ankh-Morpork Ham Burgner The Maul, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul Ankh-Morpork Harmony Stardancer Treacle Street, Harmony Stardancer's Magical Shoppe Ankh-Morpork Harold Cobbler 1_ Elm Street (western end) Ankh-Morpork Herbert Bologna Shop, God Street Ankh-Morpork Henufi Icta The Soake, The Laughing Falafel Ankh-Morpork Hibiscus Dunelm The Mended Drum, Filigree Street Ankh-Morpork Hito Hitokui Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork Hobliet the Unnecessary Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools Ankh-Morpork Hurple Cockbill Street, Hurple's towel shop Ankh-Morpork Hwel Isle of Gods, The Dysk Ankh-Morpork Igor The Forge, Cable Street (opposite Cutankle's, upstairs) Ankh-Morpork Brerand Brerand's Armoury, Tenth Egg Street Ankh-Morpork Igor Brerand's Armoury, Tenth Egg Street (upstairs) Ankh-Morpork Inga The Pain in the Neck Ankh-Morpork Ixolite Fresh Start Club, Elm Street Not always there - check Mrs. Cake's house, or possibly appears in the room to the east of the club room. Ankh-Morpork Jabez Clamber Grunefair, antique jewellery shop Ankh-Morpork Jacinthe Bockxse Ankh Street, Batchev's World of Maps Ankh-Morpork Jack Banks God's Collar, Starbanks Ankh-Morpork John Tetzel The Street of Small Gods, Tetzel's Indulgences Ankh-Morpork Kenneth Market Street, discreet stall Ankh-Morpork Kernab Kernab's Weaponry Store, Treacle Street Ankh-Morpork Kodattai The Cattle District Ankh-Morpork Kurr Ency The Pitts, The Coin Corner Ankh-Morpork Kveldulf Svensson Whirligig Alley, Dwarf Bread Museum Ankh-Morpork Lady Timatis God's Collar, Escort Agency reception (ask receptionist for appointment) Ankh-Morpork Lilith Z. Dharienne Body Street, Karma 'R' Us Ankh-Morpork Liona Keeble Cheap Street, Keeble's Job Shop Ankh-Morpork Little Jimmy Endless St, Souvenir Shop (by Least Gate) Ankh-Morpork Luciano Flabbarotti Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back Ankh-Morpork Madame Dawning Madame Dawning’s Palliaments, One Pseudopolis Yard Ankh-Morpork Madame Gumble Cockbill Street, Madame Gumble's Jewellery Ankh-Morpork Manuel Fawlty God Street, The Curry Gardens Ankh-Morpork Mardi Phedre Road, Craft Court, Masqueparade Ankh-Morpork Maria Phedre Road, Poster Shop Ankh-Morpork Marvin Marvin's Mantels, The Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork Master Nimbledrit Master Nimbledrit's shop of Crafting Equipment, Ettercap Street Ankh-Morpork Maximiliam Dimlith Green Lumpy Bit, outside a plilosophical looking building Ankh-Morpork Miss Anna Colourful furniture shop, Phedre Road Ankh-Morpork Miss Ha'penny Offices in the middle of Speedwell Street, first set s-w of Ankh Morpork Council building Ankh-Morpork Miss Grangrid The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork Mo Astor Cattle District, Baron Street, Frenly Money Changerz Ankh-Morpork Monsieur Rosset Pseudopolis Yard, Monsieur Rosset's Hairdressing Salon Ankh-Morpork Mr Cheese The Bucket, Gleam Street Ankh-Morpork Mr Cranwell The street of Cunning Artificers, The Engravers Ankh-Morpork Mr Cropper The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods Ankh-Morpork Mr Goatberger The Print Shop, Pseudopolis Yard, Isle of the Gods Ankh-Morpork Mr. Goodmountain Gleam Street, busy printing room Ankh-Morpork Mr Graves The premises of Grangrid, Graves, and Descendants, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork Mr Lumiere Market Street Ankh-Morpork Mr. Manson Elm Street, Elm Street Mortuary Ankh-Morpork Mr. Scoonwinkle Hopper Street, Scoonwinkle's Shoe Store Ankh-Morpork Mr. Stronginthearm Lower Broadway, Weaponsmith Ankh-Morpork Mr Vitiolo Brookless Lane, Calligraphy shop Ankh-Morpork Mrs. Armitage Loom Alley, Embroidery Shop Ankh-Morpork Mrs. Confectionairre Salis Street, Confections De Confectionairre Ankh-Morpork Mrs Corduroy Chrononhotonthologos Street, Mrs Corduroy's Stuffed Animals Ankh-Morpork Mrs Dimmles Mrs Dimmles' Open-All-Hours cafe, Dimwell Street Ankh-Morpork Mrs Drull Fresh Start Club, Elm Street (check Mrs. Cake's house outside of meeting times) Ankh-Morpork Mrs. Dodger Isle of Gods, Pseudopolis Yard Watch House Ankh-Morpork Mrs Green Zephire Street, Second Hand Shop Ankh-Morpork Mrs Vera Johannes Spa Lane, Milords & Miladies Ankh-Morpork Ms Estible The Willows, The Head of the Table Ankh-Morpork Murgatroyd Listey Souvenir Shop, Humble Street Ankh-Morpork Nathan The Curio Shop, Artorollo Alley Ankh-Morpork Nese Stenzelle Phedre Road, Nese's Fine Decor Ankh-Morpork Old Bob The Flintwick Building Ankh-Morpork Old Crumble The Bucket Ankh-Morpork Olson Water Street, Olson's Iron Shop Ankh-Morpork Onna Hitokui Upper Broadway, The Salt Shaker Ankh-Morpork Opp Donnderson Grunefair, Goldsmith Ankh-Morpork Patrice Le Clair The Goose Gate (market stall) Ankh-Morpork Phor Strict Futons Little Agatea Ankh-Morpork Pierre Grepe Vino pour la Femme et le Homme, God’s Collar Ankh-Morpork Placido Flamingo Pseudopolis Yard, The Stab in the Back Ankh-Morpork Ptom Psmith East Ankh Ferry Ankh-Morpork Radua Monev Radua Monev's Picture Shop, Grunefair Ankh-Morpork Rattigan God's Collar, rat infested house Ankh-Morpork Rebecca Palm Sator Square, Magical Supplies Emporium, Rebecca Palm's Clothing Ankh-Morpork Reg Shoe Mrs Cake's house, Elm Street (Fresh Start Club, Elm Street on Thursdays at midnight) Ankh-Morpork Renee Palm Scoone Avenue, Djinn's Famous Flying Carpets Ankh-Morpork Rinaldo The Mouldy Cellar, Chrononhotonthologos Street Ankh-Morpork Roffle Upper Broadway (wanders, could be as far as Sator Square) Ankh-Morpork Roger Patrician's Palace, north of the Flame Board Ankh-Morpork Rosa Jollity Rosa's Chocolate Emporium, Pseudopolis Yard Ankh-Morpork Rham-tim-phoon Lobbin Clout, Flintwick Building Ankh-Morpork Sandra Lower Broadway, Guild of Playwrights Ankh-Morpork Sanguine Asphyxia Lobbin Clout, a rat shop Ankh-Morpork Satchelmouth Baker Street, Guild of Musicians Ankh-Morpork Scheda Carte Attic Bee Street, Card Shop Ankh-Morpork Septa DeBlano Street of Small Gods, Temple of Small Gods Ankh-Morpork Sergeant Littlebottom Pseudopolis Yard Watch House Ankh-Morpork Sergeant Skyler Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Long Wall Watch House Ankh-Morpork Seymour Convecks Cheesemongers Yard, The Optometrist's Ankh-Morpork Shapaya Apartment on Grunefair Ankh-Morpork Shazure House on Speedwell St Ankh-Morpork Sigsbee H. Waddington Shelf Shock Shop Ankh-Morpork Shmata Misbegot Bridge Ankh-Morpork Sneed Finkman outside the Ankh-Morpork Post Office Ankh-Morpork Sol Thieves' Guild Ankh-Morpork Spanky God's Collar, Armourer Ankh-Morpork Starspirit Moonfire Krazzander's Magik Shoppe, Cockbill Street Ankh-Morpork Stren Withel Filigree Street, The Mended Drum Ankh-Morpork Mr Steless Mr. T.A. Steless's World of Art, Street of Cunning Artificers Ankh-Morpork Tarquin Houlian Occult Harry's Arcane Boutique, Body Street Ankh-Morpork Thomas Eddiessonson Cable Street, The Forge (across the street from Cutankle's) Ankh-Morpork Thom Crooze Pseudopolis Yard, All Bar None Ankh-Morpork Tim La Raude Street of Cunning Artificers, La Raude's Shelf shop Ankh-Morpork Time Wemple Body Street, Rainbow Homeopaths Incorporated Ankh-Morpork Too Bath Salts Little Agatea, "Bes Pelargic", Laundry House Ankh-Morpork Trioll Negurney Quality Victuals, Trioll Negurney's Cayke Shoppe Ankh-Morpork Turan Cattle District, Baron Street, Stylish Skullduggery Ankh-Morpork Two-fingers McKluskey The Street of Alchemists, Guild of Alchemists Ankh-Morpork Urotho The Pitts, The Coin Pitt Ankh-Morpork Valerianne Elm Street, Valerianne's weapon and armour shop Ankh-Morpork Veebeel The Street of Cunning Artificers, Veebeel's fortune telling booth Ankh-Morpork Victoria Grotle Plaza of Broken Moons, "Get 'em while we still got 'em" shop Ankh-Morpork Wiley Woonsocket Edgeway Road, Woonsocket's Delicatessen Ankh-Morpork William de Worde Printing Works, The Ankh-Morpork Times, Gleam Street Ankh-Morpork Wozza Ecksian Souvenir shop (Not on letter: south of Contract Bridge, Cheapside) Ankh-Morpork Wun Phul Little Agatea, Wun Phul Mouth's Hunghungese Restaurant Ankh-Morpork Yortuk Festrunk Prouts, Festrunk Brothers Ankh-Morpork Rimpog [An attendant] Wizard Outpost [Raising Chamber], [Near Pekan Ford] Sto Plains Squinty Jeb A Hut Sto Plains Alberto Malich * Albert (no further address given but it's in the Sto Plains) Death's Domain Aloysius Habenpfeifer Tobacco Shop Hillshire Ruby The Blue Lias Holy Wood Director Century of the Fruitbat Moving Pictures Holy Wood Mrs. Cosmopilite Cosmopilite's clothes store Holy Wood Shopkeeper (shop at the SE corner) Nowhere gnarled old man ("I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him") Nowhere Sue Pekan Village Store Pekan Ford Tom Pekan Village Pub Pekan Ford Valentino Valentino's Flower Stall Sheepridge Carlton Desric - Scrogden Findel Nordelsson Heritage Hill, Souvenir Shop Sto Lat Fleppo Bathrobe shop, Royal Market Sto Lat Gerard de Wendelle Wall Street, Gerard de Wendelle's evening dress shop Sto Lat Gerti Kotzbeck Blueberry Lane, Gerti's Cake shop Sto Lat Holly Cloverfield Royal Market, The Rock-A-Rama jewellery shop Sto Lat Isobel Kingdom Academy of Artificers Sto Lat Jack Straw Garlic Grove Sto Lat Madam Miliena Garlic Grove, Olde Locket Shoppe Sto Lat Master Gildworthy Academy of Artificers Sto Lat Miss Armitage Queens Road Sto Lat Miss Wylde Queens Road, Wylde's Fashionable Ladies Wear Sto Lat Mrs Willikins-Boydle Queens Road Sto Lat Mysteria della Noctis Queen's Road, The Dragon Emporium Sto Lat Nils Beerman Cabbage Street, Nils Beerman's Light Store Sto Lat Omar Amahl Cabbage Street, Omar Amahl's Jewellery Shop Sto Lat Oncle Hamash Frozen Alley, Oncle Hamash Bookshop Sto Lat Paul Zombo King's Road, Guard Room Sto Lat Peter Periwinkle Hill Street, Pet Shop Sto Lat Quinbury Soames Quirm Street, Stationer's Shop Sto Lat Ragman Grave's Hope Sto Lat The Proprietor (blacksmith) The Royal Market Smithy Sto Lat Tony Robinson Cabbage Street, Tony Robinson's Bar Sto Lat ### DLA: Close by; smudged address Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section. ### DLB: Close by; terrible handwriting See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section. ### DLC: Close by; vague address See #Inquiring. ### DLD: Close by; only the city See #Inquiring. ## Far Away The npcs far away for smudged address and terrible handwriting should be in the following table. If not please add them. NPC Location Region DEATH Death's realm *(No location! Maybe because DEATH is everywhere, potentially anyway.) Sto Plains A maitre d' Sto Lat, The Hammered Cat Sto Plains Fleppo Sto Lat, Bathrobe Shop Sto Plains Hamesh Sheepridge Sto Plains Isobel Kingdom Sto Lat, Academy of Artificers Sto Plains Jack Straw Sto Lat, Garlic Grove Sto Plains Gerard de Wendelle Evening Dress Shop, Wall Street, Sto Lat Sto Plains Hughoc Gatewood Scrogden Sto Plains Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl / SMOC Dihbl Calh-Nhad Klatch Dil the Embalmer Djelibeybi, Embalmers' guild Klatch Khip-en-dahl Djelibeybi, Queen Ptraci furniture shop Klatch Master Bibh-Lat Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Silversmith Klatch Merk Djelibeybi, Phoenix Road, Merk's Mephit Messengers Klatch Ptep-ptip-ptop Djelibeybi, Pottery shop, Tsort Road Klatch Ptik-ptak-ptoe Djelibeybi, Hourglass shop Klatch Pugh Alighieri Djelibeybi, Sickle Street, Alcohol shop Klatch Teh-takk-eht Djelibeybi, Temple street Klatch Toohumi Djelibeybi, Market Street, Toohumi's Illuminations Klatch Ug Ogg Djelibeybi, Djelian Guard Klatch Wan-tew-iit Djelibeybi, barracks' kitchen Klatch Arms trader Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch Awaiting-Rain Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch Captain Ptargos Djelibeybi Harbour, Brazen Mermaid Klatch Fis'n-tsips Djelibeybi Harbour, Happy Melon Inn Klatch One of them Dibblers with a long name * May-I-be-Dipped-in-My-Own-Grease Dih-bah-lah Djelibeybi Harbour Klatch 71-hour Ahmed Tacticum (get El Kinte Caravan from Djelibeybi) Klatch Private Inside Leg Klatchian Foreign Legion outpost storage tent Klatch Suhm-wil-deih Oasis, Fig Stall (tent in the southwest part of the Oasis) Klatch Abraxas Ephebe, Rational Street Klatch Ania Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch Arimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch Aurinax Ephebe, Antithesis lane, jewellery repair shop Klatch Betty Ephebe, Morporkian Tearoom (tea shop close to the Bing bank) Klatch Endos the Listener Ephebe, Antithesis Lane Klatch Kakia Ephebe, Logical Lane, the Flaming Ram's Skull Club Klatch Klepton Ephebe, Ponder Alley Klatch Maintenance man Ephebe, Citadel Klatch Master Zosimos Ephebe, Paradox Avenue, A murky little shop * Zosimos' Wine Shop Klatch Rimasticopoulous the Mosaicist Ephebe, Rational Street Alleyway Klatch Souvlakios Ephebe, Tuvelpit Road Klatch The owner Ephebe, Market Taverna Klatch Xenophobios Ephebe, Logical Lane, Amaryllis' Taverna Klatch Emile Bois, pub Vieux River A generic Charre Bux employee Genua, Charre Bux Coffee House Vieux River Ayna Genua, Thee Magick Boxe Vieux River Blloddwyn Genua, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern Vieux River Brittnee Genua, Savannah Road, Brittnee's Message Tees Vieux River Captain Merreaux Vingian Genua, Musketeers Vieux River Cogsworth Genua, Cogsworth's Clocks, Trade Street Vieux River David Leatherman Genua, Marketplace, Leatherworking stall Vieux River Edna Scum Genua, The Scum Bar, Pirate Avenue Vieux River Fredd S'Vage Genua, Calypso Street, The Baron's Hand Vieux River Harbour Master Genua, Office near docks Vieux River Harbour mistress Genua, underground docks Vieux River Hotel Reception Genua, Hotel Vieux River Jolly Roger Genua, Pirate Avenue, pirate shop Vieux River Mamie Olivia Genua, Dead Man's Walk Vieux River Mr Ray Genua, Tacticus Academy Vieux River Mr Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River Myrtle Genua, Silver Bells Silversmiths Vieux River Mrs Gogol Genua, Marketplace Vieux River Sno-ball vendor Genua, Lovers' Walk Vieux River Spritz Peltanque Genua, The Resting Zombie on Samedi Crescent Vieux River Talula Genua, Talula's Tintillating Toys ([sic] shop is actually called Talula's Titillating Toys) Vieux River The shopkeeper Genua, Chandlery in Genua Avenue Vieux River The tipster * Andy 'the joker' DeAngelis * Billy 'the baker' Vanilla * Eric 'the weasel' Episcopia * Henry 'show me the money' DeVaughn * Louis 'brace yourself' Guidice * Luca 'the beard' DeBois * Luca 'the joker' DeBois * Michael 'the moose' Casella * Mikey 'the falcon' Episcopia * Sammy 'the whip' Episcopia * Vincent 'four fingers' Accardo * Vinnie 'two fingers' Giancana Genua, Lady Brook Street, racecourse, grimy bar Vieux River Thom Cru'ez Genua, Barracks Vieux River Watch clerk Genua, Watch House Vieux River Wounded soldier Genua, Barracks Vieux River Cern Smith Bad Ass Ramtops Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass (Witches' Guild) Ramtops Gulta Smith Bad Ass Ramtops Hanlo Shepston Bad Ass, The Forge Ramtops Jaims Smith Bad Ass Ramtops Kev Ogg / Mr. Ogg Bad Ass, Forge Ramtops Martha Headlock Bad Ass, Village Shop Ramtops Mrs Smith Bad Ass Ramtops Cohen the Barbarian Barbarian Camp Ramtops Fern Golly Brass Neck, Brightly coloured (toy) stall Ramtops Granville Brass Neck, Village Shop Ramtops Virgo Vango Brass Neck (Portrait Shop) Ramtops Dia Shale Creel Springs Ramtops Esther Elderbury Creel Springs Ramtops Monster Lancre Pool Ramtops Bestiality Carter Lancre Town Ramtops Brother Turbil Lancre Town, lodging house Ramtops Embezile Thatcher Lancre Town, Lancrastian Farmers' Cooperative Bank Ramtops J. Ogg Lancre Town, forge Ramtops giant leader land of the giants Ramtops Len Mad Stoat, Looney Len's Pottery Shop Ramtops Maggie Mad Stoat (beside pond) Ramtops Nicholas Winston Mad Stoat, Winston Puppets Ramtops Serb Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops Sharn Unglish Mad Stoat Ramtops Our Wullie Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops Stephan Mad Wolf, Mad Wolf Furriers Ramtops Young Steven Mad Wolf, The Hunter's Head Ramtops gnarled old man Nowhere (I don't know his name but he's pretty old and gnarled please find him) Vic Ohulan-Cutash, Vic's tannery Ramtops Twoflower the tourist Ohulan-Cutash, Fiddler's Riddle Ramtops My poor kidnapped daughter * beautiful female captive Bandit camp (very dangerous) Ramtops Allen Kingfisher Blackglass, Blackglass smithy Ramtops Morchella Esculenta Blackglass, Undead Defence Shop Ramtops Abbot Lobsang Listening Monks, Private quarters of the abbot Ramtops Brother Hotpot Listening Monks, Kitchen Ramtops Asap (Brother Asap) Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops Sister Bi-Bi Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops Sister Ti-Ti Effenne Monks of Cool temple (can be Cool Monks) Ramtops Aggressive Pixie (Water Sprite) Razorback (Sprite Cavern) Ramtops Gammer Nudity Razorback, Mad Gammer Nudity's cottage Ramtops Heinz Blauhimmel Razorback, village shop Ramtops Lichtenstein Razorback, The Inn Ramtops Sweet Old Grandmother Razorback, cottage SW of the Inn Ramtops Candice Little Slice, Quilter shop Ramtops Cleetus Patterson Slice, Cleetus Patterson's Diuerse Supplies Ramtops Granma Muckloe Slice Ramtops Peggy Little Slice, Quilting shop Ramtops Ann Celeria Slippery Hollow, Stationary Shop (from carriage stop: n,n,w,w,w,w,w,w) Ramtops Doctor Lancreman Slippery Hollow (from carriage stop: e,e,s) Ramtops Hardenfast Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops Honest Dachshund *Frank Doberman Slippery Hollow, Moon Under Water Tavern Ramtops Irkabod Stork Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops Kortina Van Dryver *Miss Van Dryer Slippery Hollow (manor) Ramtops Mr Smith (Mr Shopkeeper) Slippery Hollow, Tannery Supply Shop Ramtops Mrs Van Carrot Slippery Hollow Ramtops My good friend at the post office Slippery Hollow (post office) Ramtops One and Only Manclef Slippery Hollow Ramtops Shopkeeper Bunch Slippery Hollow (Slippery Hollow General Store) Ramtops The Magistrate *Magistrate Flathead Slippery Hollow (courthouse) Ramtops Young Bran Slippery Hollow Ramtops Temple Guardian (templeguard) Temple of Soyin * Warning: Watch out for auto-attacking yetis! Ramtops Fione mac Feegle Uberwald (Pictsie Barrows) Ramtops The Proprietor *shopkeeping native Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop *The Brown Islands, Souvenir Shop Turnwise Ocean Clara Escrow (Candle Cave) Uberwald Ema Nymton Escrow (fair grounds) Uberwald Ivor von Kaeyya Escrow (The Count's Seat, Briar Way) Uberwald SMOH Dybbler Escrow (Mother Dybbler Potion Shop) Uberwald Trau Mirnicht Escrow (tent in fair) Uberwald Verkauft Keinfleisch Escrow (The Meat Pie Shoppe, Garlic Way) Uberwald Abe A town (Unnamed town, graveyard) Uberwald Innkeeper The Slaughtered Lamb, Unnamed town Uberwald Spiegal Unnamed town, Ye Olde Weapons Shoppe Uberwald ### DLE: Far away; smudged address Some letters in the address are missing. See the npc table at the beginning of this section. ### DLF: Far away; terrible handwriting See #Deciphering. See the npc table at the beginning of this section. ### DLG: Far away; vague address See #Inquiring. ### DLH: Far away; only the city See #Inquiring. ### DLI: Difficult customer Difficult customers generally attack on sight or are very hard to reach. Letters are limited, probably a maximum of 3-5 letters (possibly only 2) can be in circulation at any point. This means that if you log out with a letter, that's less one letter that can be delivered. If you got your hands on a letter and the target is dead, while it's entirely up to you, it might be better to hand it right back to Frank and wait that 10 minutes to get another letter rather than holding it till the NPC spawn. Certain NPCs like the smuggler captain or Triad Boss are almost always dead due to being hotspots. Please don't log out with difficult letters. You're making it hard for other fellow letter couriers. NPC Exp Coins Location Triad Boss Obsolete? Bes Pelargic, Medina The Grflx 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25.00 Skund Forest, Large cave
Vyrt 35280 &&&&&&&&&&&+7104 S37|0de Ephebe
Spawns at A seafood-scented edge of the Harbour Market [s,w,nw,se,sw].
Avalanche Preventore
(large metallic dragon)
96000 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 Endless Halls (say 'Endless Halls' to Hermal of Sandelfon) The Librarian 60000 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Starts in the Unseen University, wanders (in L-space)
Smuggler captain 48000 &&&&&&&&&&&+9600 1M|0de Ephebe underground
Queen Shelox 56784 &&&&&&&&&&+12000 A$30.00 Gloomy Forest The Clown (Ha'pennywise) 111360 &&&&&&&&&&+22500 7,5,0Gf Genua Sewers Ice giants 96320 &&&&&&&&&&+20000 A$50.00 The Hub
Also found in the icefields surrounding the hub - which is safer for wizards and easier to recover corpses from due to the lack of background thaums.
T-shop proprietor 64000 &&&&&&&&&&+14400 1M S25|0de The Travelling shop
Bug 68640 &&&&&&&&&&+13536 LC 7|10|- Ramtops
Thursday 102959 &&&&&&&&&&+20640 43Rh A Deserted Island (Thursday's Island)
Hotan Hwoar Ni 48160 &&&&&&&&&&+12040 25Rh 10s Bes Pelargic, Sum Bing, The Snail, Hotan Hwoar Ni's Rare Armours
"Be On Your Guard" : A bug that made it possible to slip past the guarding NPCs in the Snail has been fixed.
Security guards 21924 &&&&&&&&&&&+4380 9Rh 15s Bes Pelargic, First Imperial Bank