Darth Jolene
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Darth Jolene is a special version of Jolene that appears on Halloween (and possible other holidays, research needed). It hands out candy when worshipped.
Description
Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape Your claws rend flesh, there's no escape From the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene He screams about you in his sleep And when he wakes, does naught but weep In terror, of the one they call Jolene Blackening the summer skies With burning wings and countless eyes We tremble at the sight of you, Jolene We cower here beneath your gaze That sets the earth and sky ablaze Have mercy at the end of days, Jolene. It is in good shape. It is blackening the skies.
Chats
When entering the room:
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: Bow deeply before an Elder One, Venia.
Random chats:
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: Their screams have awoken me.
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: Mad, free, revelling in joy.
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: With strange aeons, even death may die.
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: Another soul for the planes of torment.
Combat
Darth Jolene will stop combat in the same room.
Darth Jolene does not notice vermin and its efforts.
Darth Jolene says in Morporkian: What harm can vermin inflict on an Elder One.
Darth Jolene does wavy hand movements and says: "There is naught you can do but weep."
What the player sees if in combat in the same room:
You suddenly feel really calm and at peace with the world.
What the player sees if someone else engages in combat in the same room:
Venia breaks down in tranquil madness.
It is possible to kill Darth Jolene, it does not have a special death message:
Darth Jolene dies.
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