Cricket bat

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Cricket bat
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 3 x 4/12
Material wood
Weight 2 7/9
Thaums/sec 5 stable / 7 talisman / 11 max
Hands 1
Commands bash
Melee type Mace
Judge data
Speed 9 Very fast 9
Maximum damage 6 Quite low 6
Average damage 4 Low 4
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
13 11 rather good
11
10 easy
10
11 rather easy
11
14 11 rather good
11
10 easy
10
11 rather easy
11
15 11 rather good
11
10 easy
10
11 rather easy
11
16 11 rather good
11
10 easy
10
12 very easy
12
17 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
12 very easy
12
18 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
12 very easy
12
19 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
13 extremely easy
13
20 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
21 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
22 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
23 12 very good
12
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14

Long Description

Traditionally, the noble gentlemanly game of cricket is played with a three-foot length of white willow, planed and polished and oiled with linseed. A neat and unobtrusive maker's mark might sit at the base of the blade, but no gentleman - or even player - would dream of purchasing a bat from anyone except Wystanly & Murcherson of Sto Lat. This particular specimen, however, has split down most of its length, and been roughly repaired with knotted leather thonging. The handle has been wrapped with stained, ratty fur, apparently ripped from its original owner - of indeterminate species and bodily hygiene - with someone's teeth, and the maker's mark has been obscured with a rather nasty dent. All in all, it looks rather as though someone has been using it to knock the heads of Klatchistani tribesmen, rather than knocking balls for six or even four.

Appraises As

The cricket bat is about three feet long and four inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.

Acquisition

It can be obtained from Hugh in the Hublandish Barbarians camp.