Cosmetics
Cosmetics on the Disc include makeup, various hair styles, nail polish, and perfume. Aside from perfume, they all add description lines that show up when people look at you (as long as the relevant body part is uncovered).
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Makeup stall
The cheapest and most varied option, the makeup stall near Phoenix Park in Bes Pelargic offers blush, eyeliner, hair dye, lipstick, and nail polish, for &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 2Rh 10s each. It also sells makeup cleaning tissues which work on makeup sold here (however, all makeup sold here will wash off if you get wet and when you log in or su).
You can apply this kind of makeup to yourself or others.
All except the blush are sold in a wide variety of colours--exactly which ones are available for sale directly are random, but you can order specific colours for &&&&&&&&&&&+1748 3Rh 77s. Specifically ordered makeup is available instantly.
The available colours are:
amber dark grey lemon yellow plum apple green dark orange light blue prison grey apple white dark purple light brown purple aquamarine dark red light green red auspicious red dark tan light grey rose azure deep blue light orange royal blue beige deep green light tan ruby red black deep orange lilac russet blood red deep purple lime green salmon pink blue dull grey lurid pink sapphire blue bottle green dusty rose magenta scarlet bright blue ebony mandarin orange sea green bright green eggshell blue marbled white shiny yellow bright pink emerald green maroon sienna bright purple fiery orange mauve silver bright red firebrick red midnight black sky blue bright yellow fleshy pink midnight blue slate grey bronze forest green mint green snow white brown frog green misty rose spring green burnt orange fuchsia mud brown steel blue butterscotch gold navy blue sunny yellow cabbage green golden orange ochre sunset orange canary yellow golden yellow off-white tan charcoal grey green olive green tangerine chartreuse grey orange taupe chestnut brown honeycomb orchid purple teal chocolate brown hot pink pale blue terracotta cobalt blue ice blue pale green thistle purple copper incarnadine pale grey tomato red cornflower blue indigo pale orange topaz cream iridescent white pale pink turquoise creamy peach ivory pale purple vermilion crimson jade pale yellow violet cyan jet black peach white dark blue khaki peridot yellow dark brown lavender pink dark green leaf green pitch black
Appearance
Blush creates the line, "Her cheeks are sporting a rosy pallor".
Lipstick creates the line, "Her lips are coated with a glistening <colour> shade of lipstick". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.
Eyeliner creates the line, "Her eyes have been traced with a precise line of <colour> eyeliner". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.
Nail polish creates the line, "Her fingernails feature <colour> nail polish". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.
After one application, hair dye looks like:
Her hair has been coloured with streaks of <colour> hair dye.
After two or more applications of the same colour, it looks like:
Her hair has been coloured with <colour> hair dye.
You can apply up to two different colours, to look like this:
Her hair has been coloured with streaks of <colour> and <colour> hair dye.
However, if you add more of either colour it will eventually go back to only being coloured with that colour.
Applying more than two colours of hair dye will result in your hair being "coloured with multicoloured hair dye".
Monsieur Rosset's
In Number One, Pseudopolis Yard in Ankh-Morpork, Monsieur Rosset runs three shops.
Hairdressing Salon
Here, you can get your hair styled. You can "lookup" any style you're interested in (with or without decoration) to see what it will look like. This costs &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 $20 for just a hairstyle, and &&&&&&&&&&+10000 $25 if you want to add decoration to it.
Male and female characters are offered different lists of styles. For female characters:
Monsieur Rosset says: Well, the current specialities that I believe would suit you are: klatchian roll, ringlets, genuan pleat, beehive, bob, tousle, perm, braids, coiled braids, dreadlocks, corn rolls, genuan twist, bun, ponytail and nihongami. Monsieur Rosset smiles helpfully. Monsieur Rosset says: I currently have the following decorations in stock: silk butterflies, tiny red roses, jewelled clips, silver pins, tiny jewels, small white daisies, golden stars, dainty chopsticks, glass beads, tiny velvet orchids, silver fish, grinning skulls, small velvet cats, tiny throwing knives, shiny green frogs, broomstick clips, silver clips, golden clips, silver stars, small white pearls, glitter teardrops, pin-sized diamonds, tiny white roses, tiny cream roses, tiny black roses, multicoloured beads, tiny silk orchids, a sprinkling of tiny diamonds, tiny copper beads, shiny honeybees, sparkling raindrops and jewelled kanzashi.
For male characters:
Monsieur Rosset says: Well, the current specialities that I believe would suit
you are: short back and sides, large quiff, corn rolls, spikes, ringlets,
perm, mohican, dreadlocks, ponytail and mullet.
Monsieur Rosset smiles helpfully.
Monsieur Rosset says: I currently have the following decorations in stock: silk
butterflies, tiny red roses, jewelled clips, silver pins, tiny jewels,
small white daisies, golden stars, dainty chopsticks, glass beads, tiny
velvet orchids, silver fish, grinning skulls, small velvet cats, tiny
throwing knives, shiny green frogs, broomstick clips, silver clips, golden
clips, silver stars, small white pearls, glitter teardrops, pin-sized
diamonds, tiny white roses, tiny cream roses, tiny black roses,
multicoloured beads, tiny silk orchids, a sprinkling of tiny diamonds, tiny
copper beads, shiny honeybees, sparkling raindrops and jewelled kanzashi.
Getting wet will (after a short delay) remove the hairstyle.
Manicure Studio
Here, you can get your nails filed, and then either buffed or painted with nail polish. This costs &&&&&&&&&&+12000 $30.
Fifi flutters her eyelashes. Fifi says: I currently have the following nail varnish colours available: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, black, brown, silver, octarine, scarlet, crimson, vermillion, carmine, umber, aquamarine, sparkly, glittery, cyan, magenta, turquoise, purple, dark, neutral, clear, pink, rose, cobalt, ultraviolet, lavender, cerise, shimmery, gold, copper, twilight purple, black velvet, metallic blue, evergreen forest, shiny, platinum, bronze, light green, dark green, light blue, dark blue, grey, dusty rose, sky blue, deep green, emerald green, ivy green, royal blue, tacky flamingo, iridescent, buffed, filed and natural. Fifi smiles. Fifi says: Or I can simply buff them to a satin finish, for a natural look.
If you choose polish, it looks like this:
Her nails have been beautifully shaped and filed, and then varnished with a coating of <colour> nail colour.
If you choose buffing, it looks like this:
Her nails have been beautifully shaped and filed, and then buffed to a stunning satin finish.
Being in combat can chip your nails, removing the manicure.
Beauty Parlour
Here, you can request a makeover and choose various colours of blusher, lipstick, and eyeshadow. This is &&&&&&&&&&+12000 $30 regardless of the options you pick, and the result is only removeable with the special cleansing tissues sold here.
Gervais says: I have these colours of eye-shadow: sky blue, dark blue, lurid green, leaf green, dark green, rose pink, dark pink, rusty brown, warm gold, cool silver, ice white, lurid purple, warm brown, light brown, golden brown, smooth cream, shimmering octarine, lurid yellow, dark indigo, hazelnut brown, dusky pink, burnt umber, shimmering pearl, soft fennel, pearl pinkfish, golden lynx, hazy teal, rosy violet, chocolate brown, twilight purple, sparkly silver, cranberry, nude, sandstone, garish blue, rainbow, gonne metal grey, ebony, dusty coal, jet, raven black or you could just have none.
Gervais says: I currently have these lipsticks in stock: air kiss pink, iced sugar, scarlet, warm honey, midnight black, warm rose, rust brown, seamstress red, cherry pink, orchid, candy apple red, chocolate kiss, shimmering dew drop, midnight blue, cobalt blue, steel blue, raven black, jet, ebony, coal black, dark onyx or you could just have none.
Gervais says: And I have these blushers available: warm rose, dusky pink, desert sand, pallid green, shiny silver, bone white, ivory, midnight black or you could just have none.
If you choose no blusher, no lipstick, and no eye-shadow, this is the result:
Her features have been artfully enhanced with a smooth base, a light dusting of powder, some dark mascara and eyeliner.
If you choose only one type of makeup, this is the result:
Her features have been artfully enhanced with a smooth base, <colour> <makeup type chosen>, some dark mascara and eyeliner.
If you choose two types of makeup, this is the result:
Her features have been artfully enhanced with <colour> <makeup type chosen>, <colour> <makeup type chosen>, some dark mascara and eyeliner.
If you choose a colour for all three types of makeup, this is the result:
Her features have been artfully enhanced with <colour> eyeshadow, a touch of <colour> blusher and a dash of <colour> lipstick.
Mrs Deacon's Ladies and Gents Hairdressing
Here, you can request a makeover, with the options of a hairstyle (&&&&&&&&&&&+2343 LC 1|4|3 1/4), having your nails painted (&&&&&&&&&&&+1026 Ls 7|1 1/2), lipstick (&&&&&&&&&&&+1023 Ls 7|1 1/4), having your legs waxed (&&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|0|0), and/or having some perfume applied (&&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|0|0). The options are limited but visible on various signage in the room.
Hair styles (read sign):
Crystal Bowl Cut, Le Haystack, Flying Hoki, Wagon Wheel, Easy Flip, Horse Cart
Nail and lipstick colours (look chart):
red, black, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, pink and puce.
Perfumes (read list):
Lavender, Jasmin, Musk, Rose petals
Appearance
The things that show up in your description here appear not to be removeable, but rather degrade with time.
Getting your hair styled looks like this to start with:
Her hair has been cut in a very attractive <style> style.
...and eventually starts looking like this:
Her hair has been cut in a very disheveled <style> style.
Getting your nails painted looks like this to start with:
Her nails have been painted a vibrant <colour>.
...and eventually starts looking like this:
Her nails have been painted a faded <colour>.
Lipstick looks like this to start with:
Her lips have a particularly vibrant <colour> shade of lipstick.
...and eventually starts looking like this:
Her lips have a faded black shade of lipstick.
Having your legs waxed looks like this to start with:
Her legs are silky smooth.
...and eventually starts looking like this:
Her legs look as if they were waxed a while ago.
Having perfume applied will cause occasional chats about the scent. Unlike the perfume you can buy in bottles, it has a variety of chats, and lasts longer.
Perfume
Perfume is not visible when you look at someone, but instead causes occasional chats about the scent.
You can spray it on yourself or others, but it is pk-checked because the chats appear even when someone is hiding.
There are a few places you can buy bottles of perfume. The chats from these always look like, "The scent of <scent> pleasantly surrounds you."
Gertrude's Perfumery in the Flitwick Building in Ankh-Morpork sells lilac, hyacinth, apple, daffodil, and rose perfume.
A smelly perfume store on Market Street in Bes Pelargic sells perfumes smelling of lavender buds (in a translucent purple bottle), white plums (in a translucent white bottle), treacheries (in a black bottle), opium (in a transparent bottle), lotus (in a white bottle), peaches (in a peach bottle), rice (in a transparent white bottle), violets (in a violet bottle), strawberries (in a flaming pink bottle), dewberries (in a deep violet bottle), honeysuckles (in a yellow bottle), roses (in a red bottle), water-buffalo (in a brown bottle), fish (in a silver bottle), and pearwood (in a green bottle).
A perfume stall on Garden Walk in Bes Pelargic, by the Ninja Guild, sells perfumes smelling of oranges (in a transparent orange perfume bottle), cinnamon (in a cinnamon bottle), frankincense (in a red bottle), musk (in a green bottle), cloves (brown bottle), vanilla (in a transparent perfume bottle), patchouli (blue bottle), sandalwood (yellow bottle), lavender (lavender bottle).
A perfume stall that is sometimes in the Djelibeybi bazaar sells perfumes smelling of deadly nightshade, desert breezes, white lily, vanilla, cinnamon, red rose, exotic ylang ylang, sultry sandalwood, bergamot, and jasmine.
A perfume shop on Impartiality Avenue in Ephebe sells small amphorae of lemon balm, honey, wildflowers, strawberries, cinnamon, sandalwood, apples, mint, lavender, pine, and ocean breeze perfumes.
The Enraged giant Hogswatch tree in Sto Lat will sometimes drop a frosty white perfume bottle when defeated. Scents include: Pork Pie, Roasted Chestnut, Fresh Entrail, Pine Needle, Snow Cloud, Mince Pie, Boiled Sprout, Crisp Winter Breeze and Sizzling Sausage.
