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Club Description

Shonkers is a club created in Ankh-Morpork by Kimo for item and clothing collectors of all kinds with an emphasis on aesthetics, roleplay, and frivolity. We also do some research sometimes.

Shonkers HQ

Shonkers HQ is located at Cheesemongers' Yard in southwest Ankh-Morpork and is full of rare clothes and accessories. We have HQ at 6b which focuses on clothing and has an 'pffice' for drop-offs of stuff, and a swishy new garden flat at 6a which focuses on craft, jewellery and accessories. Donations and requests are always welcome!

Helpful commands: "glance <adjective> things in furniture"

Shonkers has a new club house at 4 Large Clam Street, Bes Pelargic!

Refer Info

Welcome to Shonkers- a club for Shonky Shoppers, item hoarders, clothes horses, custom shop specialists, and collectors of all stripes, spots, and paisleys.
Looking for something rare? Have a delightful misorder from Nicolette that's too nice to fence? No more room in your vault(s)? Send us a tell to join today!
Contact us for:
Obscure clothing trivia, rotating stock shop info, custom npc help, fashion advice, packrat cameraderie, and more.
Don't forget to check the club page on the wiki for updates and projects!

Current Leadership

  • Secret-ary: Stamen
  • Vice Packrat: Rauna
  • Seamster: Mrwolfie
  • Packrat General: Kimo
  • Coin Counter: Arturos
  • Notes Taker: Arturos


  • Our ink collection in 6a is growing rapidly! You can add or modify the spreadsheet of inks here, when you add an ink to the racks:
  • We are hoping to capture new clothing ideas on the page Club/Shonkers/Wishlist so feel free to use it to capture your clothing wish list - the more details the better since it will increase the chances of the item becoming a reality!

What is in your Wonderful Wardrobe?

Our Shonkers HQ is an ever changing treasure trove - if you are interested, here’s what we are currently rummaging through (no guarantees of how up to date this is... we are a flaky and frivolous crew): Our Shonkers Spreadsheet [1]

  • Huge thanks to Delphini for cataloguing!

Navigating HQ

There's a lot of stuff in a variety of furniture at HQ. It can be hard to find things! Here's a handy tip for getting around our messy office:

The "glance" command is your friend! You can "glance furniture"; you can also "glance all in furniture" though you'll get a wall of text- better to narrow it down a little. Glance black things in furniture, or silk clothes in furniture, or hats, shoes, dresses, armours, weapons, etc, so on and so forth. No need to specify which furniture, though you can if you want.

Moon Dragon Wishlist

If you're interested in a moon dragon colour, please let Rauna know and she will add you to this list. If you are a roamer and see the dragon that is wished for - either let the requester know, or if you have no dragon then you can tame it and 'release' it when the person logs in!

(no dragons currently needed)

Player Requests and Offerings

This is a spot for players to list items they are in search of as well as any services or pieces of their own collection they are willing to offer up for trade or sale. Any player may make use of this list to connect directly to potential customers. Please feel free to add yourself to the list or contact a Shonker.

Player Name Requests On Offer Last Updated
Noshoes (on behalf of a fool) lemon yellow tutu (no known sources outside the Shonky shop) Somebody's firstborn 1/1/23
BeastEater ruby charms, Dictionary of Cussing evil prayers 7/2/22
Samtheman BP permits, pottery, lockpicking, safecracking and stealing 23 May 2022
Siddney hugs hugs! 5/4/21
Henrey blue, hoopy, or plaid Hogswatch toys. In particular searching for DUCKs in these varieties. Will purchase or trade for other toys / custom language primers/growlers 5/4/21
Vuniel undyed furoshiki cloths (cotton or silk), dark blue kimono, certain glass and silver charms marbled crafts, transcription services, Thieves' Guild items, money 3/12/23
Frazyl  black dress Reaching down to the knees, this dress is oddly heavier than it looks. Upon closer examination dozens upon dozens of thin steel threads can be seen woven into the fabric, allowing this dress to give that little bit of extra protection. While the dress is good in a protective sense, it also looks pretty good too, the black of the material not being a dead and flat black, but one which is alive and bright, making any wearer look just that bit more stylish.  (no known sources outside the Shonky shop), any armour that's not on the wiki If asked politely, I can obtain most items, but not those from (crackable) safes, Niknax or items that have to be filched. 2021-05-04
Delphini Stygium signet ring. Anything stygium, really. Black glove. Wizard stuff. Enchants, blorping, portals. Quilting. Money. 17 Aug 2021
Zorgle - occult moon diadem, pair of dark blue uniform trousers 25 Aug 2022