Club/Shonkers

Club Description

Shonkers is a club created in Ankh-Morpork by Kimo for item and clothing collectors of all kinds with an emphasis on aesthetics, roleplay, and frivolity. We also do some research sometimes.

Refer Info

Welcome to Shonkers- a club for Shonky Shoppers, item hoarders, clothes horses, custom shop specialists, and collectors of all stripes, spots, and paisleys.
Looking for something rare? Have a delightful misorder from Nicolette that's too nice to fence? No more room in your vault(s)? Send us a tell to join today!
Contact us for:
Obscure clothing trivia, rotating stock shop info, custom npc help, fashion advice, packrat cameraderie, and more.
Don't forget to check the club page on the wiki for updates and projects!

Current Leadership

• Packrat General: Kimo
• Vice Packrat: Rauna
• Coin Counter: Delphini
• Notes Taker: Haize
• Secret-ary: Marya
• Seamster: Mrwolfie

Projects

• Rauna and MrWolfie have been engaged in gp light research and have collaborated on a series of delightful glowing rings which can be layered into new colours (see: colours of custom items and shimmering glass nugget research). Select combinations will be on sale at the center west player stall in Goldengrove in Ephebe or contact Rauna.

• Haize Von Nacht is willing to provide Shonkers members with free engraving services (fair use policy applies!) - send her a tell if you’re a member.

• Vuniel is offering free gift-wrapping services for clubmembers. Please plan on a few alternative wrapping options (depending on Vuniel's available supplies) and/or provide the materials and inks for custom marbling.

• We are hoping to capture new clothing ideas on this page [1] so feel free to use it to capture your clothing wish list - the more details the better since it will increase the chances of the item becoming a reality!

Shonkers Eye for the New Guy

As the Shonkers HQ wardrobes are overflowing with amazing finds, we are offering an awesomely aesthetic makeover service. Just apply through mud mail telling us the aesthetic you are hoping for - or leave it us! - and we will match you with one of our members who will take you to Shonkers HQ, offer you a beverage and tour, ask you a few questions and then kit you out. If you are a newbie, we will also throw in some cash and/or a valuable item or two. Makeup tips and good chat a bonus :)

Send a tell or a mud mail to Rauna or Delphini (or both to be on the safe side!). Shonkers Eye for the New Guy is open to any player young or old - role players especially welcome :)

What is in your Wonderful Wardrobe?

Our Shonkers HQ is an ever changing treasure trove - if you are interested, here’s what we are currently rummaging through (no guarantees of how up to date this is... we are a flaky and frivolous crew): Our Shonkers Spreadsheet [2]

• Huge thanks to Delphini for cataloguing!

Player Requests and Offerings

This is a spot for players to list items they are in search of as well as any services or pieces of their own collection they are willing to offer up for trade or sale. Any player may make use of this list to connect directly to potential customers. Please feel free to add yourself to the list or contact a Shonker.

Player Name	Requests	On Offer	Prices
Vuniel	undyed furoshiki cloths	collection compiled here: https://bit.ly/3ro5yGs	purchase or trade
Delphini	old brass cogwheel earring; cravats	Assorted clothing, inks, jewellery, sea serpent scale	purchase, trade, enchant
Quipsy	rare cravats	deluding, bonds, Quipsy Quests, light enchanting	negotiable
Ways	Short trenchcoat	n/a	request
Lovejoy	Fascinators, shawls	Wild Lancre Tea (healing, bwb 365)	request
Zorelian		Huge range of cool clothes (iconograph of vault to go in HQ), happy to access moonlit market for people	trade or cash for requested items
AnimalTamer	Tall top hat (moonlit market)	maybe a custom poem?	reimbursement
Henrey	blue, hoopy, or plaid Hogswatch toys. In particular searching for DUCKs in these varieties.	n/a	purchase, trade, or custom language primers/growlers