Chainmail t-shirt

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Chainmail t-shirt
Armour information
Precise dimensions 1 1/2 x 1 1/6
Material iron and cloth
Weight 3 3/9
Thaums/sec 6 stable / 7 talisman / 12 max
Covers arms back chest
Layer(s) shirt
To hit 40 %
Base AC
Vs sharp 19 - 22 average
Vs pierce 16 - 18 ok
Vs blunt 12 - 15 poor
AC enchanted up to 50% (6 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 35 - 39 average
Vs blunt 24 - 29 poor
Vs pierce 30 - 33 ok
AC enchanted up to 65% (7 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 37 - 42 average
Vs blunt 26 - 31 poor
Vs pierce 32 - 36 ok
AC enchanted to max (12 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 50 - 56 average
Vs blunt 36 - 42 poor
Vs pierce 44 - 48 ok

Long Description

Despite its size, this promotional t-shirt seems to have been made for a dwarfish audience, given that it's mostly composed of chainmail. A small tag is attached to the back, indicating that it's an extra-large. The cheapness and thinness of the overlapping iron rings serves to cut down on costs, while the patch of cloth linked into the middle of the chest trades in that crucial heart protection for a printed slogan and a little doodle of a smiling rat. This is definitely a piece of armour for the dwarf that prizes form over function. It appears to have something written on it.

Written in florid cyan: Ratson's: I'm Enjoyin' It

Appraises As

The chainmail t-shirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of iron and cloth and could be worn as armour.

Acquisition

Found in Rat Farm crates.

Notes