|Precise dimensions||1 1/2 x 1 1/6|
|Material||iron and cloth|
|Thaums/sec||6 stable / 7 talisman / 12 max|
|Covers||arms back chest|
|Vs sharp||19 - 22 average|
|Vs pierce||16 - 18 ok|
|Vs blunt||12 - 15 poor|
|AC enchanted up to 50% (6 thaums/sec)|
|Vs sharp||35 - 39 average|
|Vs blunt||24 - 29 poor|
|Vs pierce||30 - 33 ok|
|AC enchanted up to 65% (7 thaums/sec)|
|Vs sharp||37 - 42 average|
|Vs blunt||26 - 31 poor|
|Vs pierce||32 - 36 ok|
|AC enchanted to max (12 thaums/sec)|
|Vs sharp||50 - 56 average|
|Vs blunt||36 - 42 poor|
|Vs pierce||44 - 48 ok|
Despite its size, this promotional t-shirt seems to have been made for a dwarfish audience, given that it's mostly composed of chainmail. A small tag is attached to the back, indicating that it's an extra-large. The cheapness and thinness of the overlapping iron rings serves to cut down on costs, while the patch of cloth linked into the middle of the chest trades in that crucial heart protection for a printed slogan and a little doodle of a smiling rat. This is definitely a piece of armour for the dwarf that prizes form over function. It appears to have something written on it.
Written in florid cyan: Ratson's: I'm Enjoyin' It
The chainmail t-shirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of iron and cloth and could be worn as armour. It is in excellent condition.
Found in Rat Farm crates.