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These are the alcoholic drinks that are beers, or called beer.

Numbers are not part of the names, but rather distinguish between different drinks with the same short description.

Name Type Amount Found... Price range Alcohol content Notes
 ale The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.  (1) ale &&+2400 1 pint The King's Way Rathskeller ("Angua Ale"), The Mouldy Cellar, The Flaming Cabbage, The Bunch of Grapes, The Crimson Leech, The Bayou Bourbon, The Absinthe House, Salut!, Lady Brook Liquor, The Canal Retreat Pub, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern, The Horn and Whistle, 'El Gato Loco' Taverna ("San Ossory"), The Blue and Azure, The Baron's Hand, A grimy bar, The Jolly Old Seafarer ("Genuine Grog"), The Officers Lounge, A pub (Pekan Ford), The Crested Eagle Inn, Missy Muggins' Meat Pie Emporium, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, The Wine Shop, Assassins' Guild mess hall &&&&&&&&&&&&+248 $.62 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1836 $4.59 0.2
 ale The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.  (1) ale &&+4800 2 pints The Weapons Masters' Court's bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 0.2
 ale The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.  (1) ale &&&+120 2 tbsp The Jolly Old Seafarer ("Ecksian Grog", "Shot of Grog") &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 2,00Gl - &&&&&&&&&&&&+798 2,66Gl 0.2
 ale The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.  (1) ale unlimited Wurphle's Midnight Snack &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free 0.2
 ale This is some sort of ale, or, judging by the name, a sample of river water. It is probably not important which.  (2) ale &&+2400 1 pint The Bucket, Casino Bar(as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 1,0Gl
 ale This is some sort of ale, or, judging by the name, a sample of river water. It is probably not important which.  (2) ale &&+4800 2 pints The Troll's Head bar ("Drink"), The Thieves' Guild refectory &&&&&&&&&&&&+396 $.99 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50
 ale This is some ale, about one pint.  (3) ale &&+2400 1 pint An alcohol stall. &&&&&&&&&&&&+222 Ls 1|6 1/2
 beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer &&+2400 1 pint The King's Way Rathskeller ("Merry Watchman"), A loud pub ("Homebrew Beer"), The Rat-Hole, The Stab in the Back ("Authentic Morporkian Beer"), The Temporary Sign, The Skunk Club bar, The Bunch of Grapes, The Hatchet and Entrail, The bar in the temple of Sek, The large vulture nest, The Bayou Bourbon, The Absinthe House, Salut!, Lady Brook Liquor, The Canal Retreat Pub, The Horn and Whistle, The Baron's Hand, A grimy bar, The Officers Lounge, Outdoor bar, The Dog and Duck (private bar), Casino Bar(as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades), Cutangle Inn (lounge), The bar in the inn in Razorback, The Hunter's Head, Creel Springs Inn, The Thieves' Guild Bar, The Crested Eagle Inn, The Wine Shop, The Hammered Cat &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 $.05 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1900 DjToon 9.50 0.2
 beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer &&+4800 2 pints A large, welcoming tent &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 Ls 10|5 0.2
 beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer &&&+960 1 cup The Fiddler's Riddle Tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&&+99 Lp 8 1/4 0.2
 beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer &&+1920 2 cups Hat high priest office &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free 0.2
 beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer unlimited Wurphle's Midnight Snack &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free 0.2
 beer While normal beer is mostly see-through, this one has a lot more body than most, and could quite possibly be used to paint walls with. The odour which permeates the air around it suggests that it is quite strong, although smells have been known to be deceptive.  (2) beer &&+2400 1 pint The Rope and Anchor ("Imported Sto Helit ale"), A swish tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 $.05 - {&&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00
 beer While normal beer is mostly see-through, this one has a lot more body than most, and could quite possibly be used to paint walls with. The odour which permeates the air around it suggests that it is quite strong, although smells have been known to be deceptive.  (2) beer &&&+120 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("YYYY") &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00
 beer This beer looks quite tasty, and at least you can see through it. The odour which seems to permeate the air around it suggests that its quite strong, although smells can be deceptive.  (3) beer &&+4800 2 pints A village tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1
 beer The standard Brass Neck beer, about one pint.  (4) beer &&+2400 1 pint The Laughing Gnome &&&&&&&&&&&&+240 Ls 1|8
 beer This is some Lancre beer, about one pint.  (5) beer &&+2400 1 pint The Goat and Bush &&&&&&&&&&&&+240 Ls 1|8
 beer This is a liquid that could, with some imagination, be classed as beer. The smell of garlic coming from the glass is quite unpleasant, but after drinking enough it probably won't bother you much.  (6) beer &&+2400 1 pint The Drunken Magpie &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 Ls 4|2 Gives you garlic breath.
 beer This rather looks like beer although it has a faint garlic smell.  (7) beer &&+1920 2 cups Slaughtered Lamb Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+249 Ls 1|8 3/4 Gives you garlic breath.
 beer This is some sort of beer, about one pint.  (8) beer &&+2400 1 pint An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&&+498 Ls 3|5 1/2
 bitter A dark and very smelly liquid. You wouldn't want to use more than a drop at a time.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Bayou Bourbon, The Absinthe House, Salut!, The Baron's Hand, The Officers Lounge, Casino Bar(as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 1,0Gl - &&&&&&&&&&&&+465 1,55Gl
 buffalo beer This is buffalo brand beer, that's supposedly as strong as the animal, if not stronger. It's a lie.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Flying Buffalo Pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 100s
 CMOTD's Finest Brew CMOT Dibbler has produced an amazing beer from Ankh water, weird spices and possibly some more things. Being Dibbler, he has of course made sure that the pint is rather a small one.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Flaming Cabbage &&&&&&&&&&&+1716 $4.29
 Cohen Slider This is a cloudy ale, about one pint.  ale &&+2400 1 pint Riverside Bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 2Rh
 dwarf ale This is strong dwarfish ale, liable to render even the most hardy completely stuporose. Imbibe at your peril.  ale &&+4800 2 pints A large, welcoming tent &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 Ls 10|5
 dwarf ale This is strong dwarfish ale, liable to render even the most hardy completely stuporose. Imbibe at your peril.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Rat-Hole, The Iron Helmet, Havlik's Dwarf Bar, The Traveller's Rest, Casino Bar (as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) &&&&&&&&&&&&+340 $.85 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2
 dwarfish beer Even in Ankh-Morpork, this murky liquid could only just be called beer. It's really quite an achievement this is still for sale.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Iron Helmet &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50
 dwarfish beer Even in Ankh-Morpork, this murky liquid could only just be called beer. It's really quite an achievement this is still for sale.  beer &&+4800 2 pints The Iron Helmet &&&&&&&&&&&&+500 $1.25
 fine ale Looking at this stuff is enough to tell you that there is no truth in advertising in Ankh-Morpork. It might be ale, but there's nothing fine about it.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Felt Ham ,The Wall View tavern, The Mended Drum, The Bayou Bourbon, A swish tavern, All Jolson's Restaurant, The Groaning Platter Tavern, The Emerald Necklace coaching inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 $.25 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 A$2.50
 fine ale Looking at this stuff is enough to tell you that there is no truth in advertising in Ankh-Morpork. It might be ale, but there's nothing fine about it.  ale &&+4800 2 pints The High-Life Bar, The Fishermen's Guild regional office &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 DjToon 0.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p 0.2
 Fire Ale With a name like Fire Ale, it would be easy to expect flames lapping at the edges of a nervous metal beaker. However, it seems that the drink's fire isn't literal, but a reference to the potency of the drink, which smells sharp and strong. This is about one pint of the stuff.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Rising Sun Inn, The Shipwrecked Siren, The Couteau Rouge, The Resting Zombie, The Jolly Old Seafarer ("Thee Grog Special"), A tent &&&&&&&&&&&&+150 50Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl
 Grand Finale The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it. It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.  beer &&&+120 2 tbsp The Bucket, The Dog and Duck (front room) &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 $5 - &&&&&&&&&&&+5200 $13 90 Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
 Grand Finale The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it. It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.  beer &&&+720 6 oz Cutangle Inn (lounge) &&&&&&&&&&&&+498 Ls 3|5 1/2 90 Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
 Grand Finale The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it. It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Rising Sun Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+560 DjToon 2.80 90 Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
 Guinness This is a very full, creamy Llamedese stout. So full and creamy, in fact, that the last few centimetres can be eaten with a fork.  stout &&+2400 1 pint The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1
 High Seas Ale This is a pint of the local ale. It doesn't actually look too bad.  ale &&+4800 2 pints The Sailors' Bounty pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25s
 home brewed beer The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol. It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.  (1) beer &&+2400 1 pint Gus Chronides &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free
 Homebrew beer Almost opaque, very thick and with an almost sickly aroma, it appears that the landlord spared every expense in the production of this beer. It may even prove to be drinkable.  beer &&+2400 1 pint A loud pub &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 A$5
 Klatchian beer This is what people usually drink in pubs in Djelibeybi. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The King's Way Rathskeller ("Bonk Brew."), The Sleepers Cafe, The White Goat &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+640 DjToon 3.20
 Klatchian beer This is what people usually drink in pubs in Djelibeybi. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.  beer &&+1920 2 cups The Sandy Hole &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 DjToon 3.50
 Morporkian beer This is what people usually drink in pubs in Morpork. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The King's Way Rathskeller ("Paperwork Pint"), A large tent, The Mouldy Cellar, The Traveller's Rest, The High-Life Bar, The Happy Melon Inn ("Ankh-Morpork Prid"), The White Goat, The Shipwrecked Siren, The Resting Zombie, The Dog and Duck (front room), The Palace Inn, Tony Robinson's Bar, The Flying Klatchman Pub, The Fishermen's Guild regional office, The Emerald Necklace coaching inn &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 DjToon 0.10 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+798 2,66Gl 0.02
 Morporkian beer This is what people usually drink in pubs in Morpork. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.  beer &&+4800 2 pints The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum &&&&&&&&&&&&&+40 $.10 0.02
 oatmeal stout A dark, rich, strong beer, with oatmeal added during the brewing process to give a sweeter, smoother taste (not, as some have suggested, to make it a more acceptable component of breakfast).  stout &&+2400 1 pint Cutangle Inn (lounge) &&&&&&&&&&&&+459 Ls 3|2 1/4
 onion ale This is the speciality ale of the Stoat and Onion. It looks like a normal ale but it has that extra special touch that brings tears to the eyes. Just be thankful that it's onions and not stoats.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Stoat & Onion &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 $.75
 Pharaoh's Brew A thick, frothy head tops the drink of Pharaoh's Brew. The cloudy, golden ale has a strong yeasty smell and is the perfect drink for an evening out in Djelibeybi. This is about one pint of the stuff.  ale &&+2400 1 pint The Rising Sun Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 DjToon 3.00
 rice ale The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.  rice ale &&&+960 1 cup The Agatean Gasthaus &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 30s
 rice beer This is a pint of the local beer. One only needs to look at it to know that you'll need another one two minutes after drinking it.  (1) rice beer &&+2400 1 pint The Sailors' Bounty pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25s
 rice beer This is some rice beer, it looks like a slightly more liquid version of rice pudding and smells a little worse. This is about about one pint.  (2) rice beer &&+2400 1 pint The Tanto and Lotus, The Sensei's Rest, [[Pubs#The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe|The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe], The Hammered Cat] &&&&&&&&&&&&+240 60s - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50
 River Valley Volt This is about one pint of River Valley Volt, a light, bubbly beer, with only the faintest trace of a head. The clear, yellowy liquid, best served chilled, is a favourite among the sailors of Djelibeybi.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Rising Sun Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+540 DjToon 2.70
 Sandy Dune A light and bubbly lager, Sandy Dune is topped by a thin head of fine white bubbles. Brewed in the town of Hort, from the upper regions of the Djel, Sandy Dune has a slightly orange tint to it. This is about one pint of it.  lager &&+2400 1 pint The Sleepers Cafe, The Rising Sun Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 DjToon 2.40 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 DjToon 3.00
 Schlorg This beer must be "forn". It has none of the characteristic muddiness that all beer brewed from Ankh water possesses.  beer &&+4800 2 pints The Flaming Cabbage &&&&&&&&&&&+1836 $4.59
 Seedtime Frenzy Thick and dark with a fine creamy head, Seedtime Frenzy is strong malt beer brewed on the banks of Djel. This is about one pint of the stuff.  malt beer &&+2400 1 pint The Rising Sun Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+480 DjToon 2.40
 Smithwick's lager Smithwick's is a classic "pale" Llamedoan lager. "Pale" for a Llamedese lager means that it is slightly darker than tar; however, compared to Llamedese stout, it's as light as a cloud.  lager &&+2400 1 pint The Traveller's Inn, The Pain in the Neck, All Jolson's Restaurant &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+996 $2.49
 tap special This is a tankard of Tap Tong's famous homemade rice beer. It is guaranteed to strip the lining from your mouth and stomach and still leave room enough in both for a mouthful of kognac.  rice beer &&+4800 2 pints Tap Tong's market bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25s
 thick lager This is some thick, dark lager, about one pint. In fact, it is so thick as to be almost solid. It is giving off a wavering cloud of alcohol fumes.  lager &&+2400 1 pint Dwarf bread museum - lucky dip or prize #3 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 2 tesserae
 Troll beer This is trollish beer. You suspect a human shouldn't really be drinking this stuff.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The King's Way Rathskeller ("Detritus Draught"), The Flaming Cabbage &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1716 $4.29
 weak lager shandy This is about one pint of cheap beer mixed with something. Probably best not to think what precisely it has been mixed with.  lager &&+2400 1 pint The Actors' Guild bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 30p
 Winkle's Old Peculiar There are a few things that will make a Morporkian miss their home when they're in forn parts, and this beer is one. While Winkle's Old Peculiar is known to have killed quite a few people and (rumour has it) two horses, it is still one of the finest products of Ankh-Morpork.  beer &&+2400 1 pint The Pain in the Neck, The Traveller's Rest, All Jolson's Restaurant, A posh outdoor bar &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free - &&&&&&&&&&&&+996 DjToon 4.98 0.04
Name Type Amount Found... Price range Alcohol content Notes